SOY LA CATRINITA! BOW BEFORE MEH!!!!

...My real name is Brenda and I used to be called Brendachic12.

I'm 14,Latina,cartoonist-bound,and the biggest loser in the world...

...but please call me La Cartinita!

Likes:Disney,Nickelodeon,Cartoons,George Lopez,Carlos Mencia,Morgan Freeman,Maroon 5,Gorillaz,No Doubt,Santana,That 70's Show,Nine Inch Nails,Joan Jett,Cartoon Network,my background(AKA Mexico),Katt Williams,TV,when it's dark in my room,and movies.

Dislikes:Where America is going,Justin Beiber haters(I don't like him either but SHUT UP ALREADY!!!),Mary Sue,haters,flamers,bad breath,Daniel Tosh,Generator Rex,MAD,House of Inuvas,most of the new cartoons on Cartoon Network,Congress,Congress making our president look bad,and the fact that Danny Phantom,Invader Zim,and other great cartoons that got canceled.

HATES:Racism,idiots,most of my classmates,most Anime and Manga(not all),most of the girls in my grade(I have very few friends),fashion,Barbie,Polly Pocket,Bratz,the stupid "Stomp Out Bulling" weirdos,my looks,all the boys in my class,and when I get ignored.

LOVES:COMBO NINOS(4-EVA!!!),music,computers,DRAWING,The Sims games,and art!

Fav quotes:

"I wish I had 'tele-phone-nesis'!" Then,Loogie get telephones for ears

"It's 'Telekinesis',you dummy!!"-Laser,Luke,and Loogie, Shorts

"Is that- my voice?! Is that my voice? ... Oh well." -Kitty Esma, The Emperor's New Groove

"I said 'Sweeter', not 'Sweatier'."

"Really, I thought you said 'Dip your sweaty socks in Timmy's lemonade'!" -Wanda and Cosmo, Fairly Odd Parents

"Why are we yelling?"

"Yelling is supposed to help me remember things! ...GREEN IS A COLOR!!" -Timmy and Cosmo, Fairly Odd Parents

"Thanks to you I won't be able to see the Wild Boy."

"If you didn't want to help us, you could have said No"

"I did, seven times!" - Jennifer 'Moze' Mosley and Ned Bigby, Ned's Declassified

"When asked about his work, artist Ned Bigby said 'I'm not an artist, and it's not a naked lady, it's just a bunch of squiggly lines! Please don't put this on the news!'" -Newscaster, Ned's Declassified

"The harsh reality of your miserable lives have been restored!" - Rolf,Hanky Panky Hullabaloo

"Love is like an onion,Double D,the more you peel away it's layers,the more it stinks" - Ed,Hanky Panky Hullabaloo

"They say that reality was built from dreams...well I found my reality..." - I have no idea

"Hey,Doc,why you go and do that?! If he tries to eat me again,I'll smack that mustache off your face!!" - Rodney,Dr. Dolittle

"Ooraalee tu si qe eresz un huevo bien raro carnaal" -Confii,Una Película de Huevos

"¿no creen? Yo sí" -Master Grinto,Combo Niños

"I am a zombie and I will malice you with a shoehorn!!"

Then,Edd hiccups so hard,he flies across the room and lands on Eddy's stomach

"Malice me with a shoehorn!?" -Double D and Ed,Ed,Edd,'n' Eddy

"Americans are such saps!"

"All that emotional spillage."

"Indeed!"

"...We're good,right?"

"Of course my girl!"

"Good night,mum."

"...You're as drunk as I am,aren't you?"

"...I sure am..."-Joy and her mom,Hot in Cleveland

"...see you in Disney-land"- a serial killer

"Yes,It's all fun and games! But merry-making nearly cost us this sextant!!"

"He,he,he. Ya catch that,Ed? The what? I missed it! What's it called?"

"It called a 'Sextant'. An astrono-"

"HAHAHA-sorry,again,what's it called?"

"It's commonly know as a 'Sextant',Eddy-"

"BWAHAHAHAHA!!"-Eddy and Edd,The Big Picture Show

"Eddy needs to... Water the Christmas tree because its dry!"-Ed ,Ed,Edd,'n' Eddy

"What makes YOU so special?"

"...I eat cereal,Eddy!" -Ed and Eddy, Ed,Edd,'n' Eddy

"You said being a hero was lame!"

"That was sooo long ago;times change,people change-"

"IT WAS THIS MORNING!!"-Manny and Frida,El Tigre

"THINK! THINK! THINK! THINK! THINK! THIN-"

"VERY WELL THEN!"-Ed,Eddy,and Edd,Ed,Edd,'n' Eddy

"ESTOY ENAMORADO DE AZUL!"

"QUE??"-Serio,Azul,and Pilar,Combo Niños

Niles dances to "Old Time Rock n Roll" then turns and see CC laughing at him

"You do realize, of course now I'm going to have to kill you."-Niles,The Nanny

"What you think of my track mix?"

"Not bad,but I was a little surprised by all the Justin Beiber."

"Really!? I love her!"

"...He's a guy!"

"...They keep saying that but I'm not buying it!"-Elka and some dude,Hot in Cleveland

"HA-GEE-GEE!" -Dudley,T.U.F.F. Puppy

"Are you tryin' to make look like a fool!?"

"You don't need me to make you look like a fool."

"YOU'RE DARN RIGHT I DON'T!"- Sam and Buggs,The Loony Toons Show

"There is only one man that can ruin his day. Tis I!"

"Nah,not even you can do it...but really,who the Hell talks like that!?" Eric and Red,That 70's Show

X-rta stuff:

My official web-site: http:// www. wix.com/ changuitabonita/ ms (minus the spaces)

This is my Deviant art profile: Brendachic12

My cousin jeanettefan32

Most girls; Are cheerleaders

Other girls; Are captain of the football team

Most girls; Cry, bitch and stuff themselves with chocolate for a week after their boyfriend breaks up with them

Other girls; Put a sign on their ex-boyfriends back that says; "Never gonna get any"

Most girls: Learn how to bake bread and cakes from their mom

Other girls; Learn how to Barbecue from their dad.

Most girls; Play with dolls with their sister

Other girls: Play video games with their brother

Most girls; Have fits and plan revenge

Other girls: Play pranks

Most girls; Slap people

Other girls: Punch people

Most girls; Become anorexic and shove their fingers down their throats

Other girls; Would down a whole bag of Potato chips and not give a crap

Most girls; Would think this was garbage

Other girls: Would copy and paste this

What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her

When she stares at your mouth
Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you
Grab her and don't let go

When she starts cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you
Give her your attention

When she pulls away
Pull her back

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking
Sneak up andhug her waist from behind

When she's scared
Protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steals your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time
Reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you
she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands
Hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you
bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
don't look away until she does

When she misses you
she's hurting inside

When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away

When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it -

Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.-

When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-

Tease her and let her tease you back.-

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-

Give her the world.-

Let her wear your clothes.-

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-

Let her know she's important.-

Kiss her in the pouring rain.-

When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's butt am I kicking?"

.:FIRE:.

(x)You have a short temper.
(x)You often act on your emotions without thinking first.
You are very competitive.
You like to play with fire.
You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all.
(x)You prefer warm weather over cold weather.
(x)You often lose control over yourself.
You can be quite reckless.
(x)You sometimes hurt people without realizing it.
(x)People have often called you insane.
Total: 6

.:WATER:.

You have a calm, laid-back personality.
You like to go to the beach.
You rarely get angry.
When you do get angry, you know how to control it.
You think before you act.
You are good at breaking up fights.
(x)You are a good swimmer.
You like the rain.
You can stay calm in stressful situations.
(x)You are very generous.
Total: 2

.:EARTH:.

(x)You are physically strong.
You have a close connection with nature.
(x)You don't mind getting dirty.
You form strong opinions on issues that concern you.
You could easily survive in the wild.
(x)You care about the environment
You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted.
You rarely get depressed.
You aren't afraid of anything.
(x)You prefer to have a strict set of rules.
Total: 4

.:AIR:.

You have a free spirit.
You hate rules.
(x)You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces.
(x)You hate to be restrained.
(x)You are very independent and outgoing.
(x)You are quite intelligent.
(x)You tend to be impatient.
(x)You are easily distracted.
You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying.
You wish you could fly.
Total: 6

.:DARKNESS:.

(x)You spend most of your time alone.
(x)You prefer nighttime over daytime.
(x)You like creepy things.
You like to play tricks on people.
(x)Black is your favorite color.
You prefer the villains over the heroes in movies, TV shows, video games, etc.
(x)You don't talk much.
You are atheist.
You don't mind watching scary movies.
You love to break the rules.
Total: 5

.:LIGHT:.

(x)You are very polite.
(x)You are spiritual.
When someone is in trouble, you never hesitate to help them.
(x)You believe everything you see or hear.
You are afraid of the dark.
(x)You hate violence.
(x)You hope for world peace.
You are generally a happy person.
Everyone loves to be around you.
(x)You always follow the rules.
Total: 6

I'm Fire,Air,and Light XD

Fave cartoon characters(In order):

Pillar(Combo Niños)

Ed(Ed,Edd,N Eddy)

Dudley Puppy(T.U.F.F. Puppy)

Jimmy Two-shoes

Johnny Test

Abby Archer(Grossology)

Jenny Wakeman(My life as a teenage robot)

Paco(Combo Niños)

Toto(Una Película de Huevos)

Dukey(Johnny Test)

Ty Archer(Grossology)

Azul(Combo Niños)

Serio(Combo Niños)

Danny Fenton(Danny Phantom)

Master Grinto(Combo Niños)

Kitty Katswell(T.U.F.F. Puppy)

LabRat(Grossology)

Willy(Una Película de Huevos)

Frida Suarez(El Tigre)

...and others

My OCs:

Name:La Catinita

Age:14

Relationships:Daughter of La Catrina

BIO:She was once a normal Latina Girl,but was killed by Sartana of the Dead. But she died before her time was up and was given the opportunity to live again. She is now a skeleton,The Princess of the Under-world,and Queen of the Graveyard

Outfit:Light purple skeleton with special markings of her face,brown hair,and dark purple hat with real flowers on it,black eye sockets with yellow lights for her pupils,a long,dark purple dress,a brown belt with "The Heart of Gold" for the buckle, and brown boots.

Theme song:Caprichosa by Chayanne

Voice actor:Me(DUH!)and sing voice is Adrienne Bailon

Hero name:Princess Barbell

Age:15

Real name:Vanessa Ann Diement

Relationships:Haily's only daughter,Burke's little sister,Ema's niece,and Dannitella's older cousin

BIO:She was born on 12-30-96,she's an humanoid alien from an far off planet,her father was born on earth and died in plane crash of 9-11 ,Her mom is now the queen of their planet ,she will turn into the queen (hopefully) when she turns 16 (unlike her mom), Kyle mistreated her when they were a couple but she found out he was evil and busted him,she is very sullen,she seems to be a bit goth when she can be,she seems to have a crush on Johnny Test,as Princess Barbell she has Super strength,and her catchphrase is 'Wanna bet?'.

Outfit:Sexy body,light sky-blue eyes with a small beauty mark under the left one,devil red lips,(As Barbell)A pair of giant black ponytails,a black cropped tank top,a pair of hoop earrings,black golf gloves,a black velvet choker with pearl,black miniskirt with black belt and gold buckle,black combat boots,and a full-face mask. (As Vanessa)long black hair with a dark-gray headband,a black long sleeve mid-V-neck,a purple cropped vest,Capri jeans,and double strap heels with her regular jewelry.

Theme song(s):One of Those Girls(Personality theme) and Nobody's Home by Avril Lavinge

Voice Actor:Miley Cyrus(Penny from Bolt)

Emily "Ema" Anderson Henson Jonas Diement

Age:31

Relationships:unknown(for now)

BIO:She's the newest master for Team Zero,she become extremely aggressive when she gets furious,she claims to be the type of emo that doesn't cut herself,according to Master Grinto(from the 'Combo Niños') her totem is the black lioness,she has a slight 'Romantic-Friendship' with Master Grinto,she was adopted,she got "thug-ed" by Eddy's Brother(from the Big Picture Show) and dated him before it happened,and her .

Outfit:She has a skinny yet cruvy,a short black glam-rock hairstyle with red highlights,a black tube top with a gray suit jacket(and the sleeve are rolled up to her elbows),a red-plaid skirt, some ear piercings, dark-green eyes, thick black combat boots,a dark and a light-gray bangles on her right wrist, and a black spiked bangle on her left wrist.

Theme song:Smooth by Carlos Santana and Rob Thomas

Voice Actor:Demi Lovato(Sonny from Sonny with a Chance)

Team Zero:

Danny Phantom(Leader)

XJ-9

Johnny X

The Te Xuan Ze

Princess Barbell(Side kick)

and The Combo Niños AKA

Paco

Pillar

Azul

and Serio

Future Stories

Adventures of Team Zero:Set after my 'Danny,Jenny,Combo Niños Crossover'. When all the Divinos plan to attack in one year,the Danny,Jenny,and the Niños have that year train,but they have a crazy adventure on the way. Danny x Jenny,Azul x Serio,Paco x Pillar,Johnny x June,and bits of Master Grinto x Ema(my OC)

What happened 11 years ago?:Based a little on the Disney movie;Twitches. Johnny and Sissy are rivals and have a secret crush on each other. But, what happens if they learn that they are long-lost twins,they were both adopted,and they are actually magical beings!? One messed up adventure!! Johnny x Sissy one-sided

Category:Johnny Test

Rated:T for violent action action

Happily N'ever Toon After:When sorceress queen,Haily Ray Diement,leaves her right hand men,Danny Fenton and Manny Riviera AKA Danny Phantom and El Tigre,to keep everyone's cartoons and fairy tales in balance and someone isn't happy with her soon-to-come ending,she takes over,and that someone is Cruella De Ville. It's gonna take a Cinderella who's in love with the wrong guy,a dishwasher,Danny,Manny,and not-so-charming prince to stop her. May x Edd and May x Gil one-side.

Category:Cartoon Crossovers

Rated:K+ for light language and perilous action

Azul Hood:Parody of Disney's Robin Hood. Azul Wakeman and her faithful companion Pillar Fenton to rob from the rich to feed the poor and save Zerosville and Prince Serio Rodriguez from the evil Princess Lightning Rod. Serio x Azul and some Paco x Pillar

Category:Cartoon crossovers

Rated:K+ for some violent action

WALL-ie;Fully loaded:Parody of Herbie:Fully loaded. WALL-E is a robot turn famous,yet forgotten,race car. When he is hauled off to a junk-yard,the daughter of a former race car driver will (literally) bring him back to life. Paco x Pillar

Category:Cartoon crossovers

Rated:K+ for violent action

Get Toon:Parody of the movie Get Smart. Annalists Johnny Test,Danny Fenton,and Dudley Puppy dream of becoming official agents for their spy agency,the TUFF. But when the agency's evil rival,the DOOM,exposes them,They get their chance. It's up to them and TUFF's three top spy girls ,Agents Te Xuan Ze,XJ-9,and Katswell,to find out what FREAKS are planing. Johnny x June,Danny x Jenny,and Dudley x Kitty

Category:Cartoon crossovers

Rated:T for language,violent action,and some themes

Brendachic12's Spy Kids:Sam Manson and Johnny Test are the children for ex-super spies,Danny Fenton/Phantom and Jenny Wakeman/XJ-9. But when Jenny and Danny are kidnapped and exposed to their kids,It's up to Sam and Johnny to save them.

Category:Cartoon crossovers

Rated:K+ for perilous action

Toons of Oz:Vanessa Ann Diement is a country girl dreaming of stardom. But,when a freaky tornado blows her house away,with her in it! To make herself a famous singer,she has to visit the wizard of Oz with a scare-ghost,a tin-girl,and cowardly talking dog. Danny x Jenny

Category:Cartoon crossover

Rated:K

Creepy and Dukey:Parody of Lilo and Stitch. Creepy Creeper is a lonely Earth girl and Dukey is a alien dog. But when these two meet,they learn they aren't that different.

Category:Cartoon crossovers

Rated:K+ for perilous action

Sister Combo Niño:After killing a 'Lion' that causes her sister's death,Jenny Wakeman gets turn into a Combo Niño(or Niña in her case)as punishment. As she looks for a way back, she deals with a whole lot of problems while keeping an eye out on 4 Combo Niños. Azul x Serio and Paco x Pillar

Category:Cartoon crossovers

Rated:K+ for perilous action

Jenny,The ghost hunter:When a certain wish granting ghost turns XJ-9 into a full human for a week and Jack Fenton convinces Jenny to be a ghost hunter in training,she meets and falls for a certain ghost boy. But when Jack learns about this he forces her to choose between her crush and her job. DxJ and pre-PP

Category:Danny Phantom and My Life as a Teenage Robot

Rated:K+ for violent action

Pillarella:Based on Aguila Love's 'Pacohontas?' story.When Pillar's step-father won't let her go the prom,an emo-fairy godmother comes to help...and messes up the story(which helps me xD)

Category:Combo Niños

Rated:K

Dr.Kanker:Parody of Dr.Dolittle. Dr.Edd Kanker is an overworked doctor but, after almost running-over a dog named Dukey,he realizes that he can talk to animals! And the that's not the start of it! Edd x May

Category:Cartoon crossover

Rated:K+ for some crude humor and language

Junité: Juniper Lee is a normal(yet very vain)villager in the Aztec city of Nova Nizza. But when she pretends to be a princess/semi-goddess,she gets herself into a load of trouble if she doesn't go and find a mystic flower. Juniper x Johnny

Category:Cartoon crossover

Rated:K+ for crude humor

Toon Bully:Parody of "The Ant Bully". Jimmy Two-shoes is constantly bullied and takes it out on a colony mico-toons. But when the best wizard is the colony,Manny Rivera,shirks him down to get revenge,his girlfriend,Frida Suarez,ends up having to help him "become a toon". Manny x Frida

Category:Cartoon crossover

Rated:K+