RejectedGrape
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Joined 05-21-07, id: 1283048
Author has written 1 story for Kingdom Hearts.

Name??? (Just call me RejectedGrape)

Age: ...

Gender: WHY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW?!?!

Location: Like I'm going to tell you...

Favorite things: Music, Kingdom Hearts, Lord of the Rings, The Chronicals of Narnia, swimming, video games, computer... basic teenagery type things...

Favorite Characters: Demyx, Legolas, Peter Pevensie (My word, they all have blonde hair!)

Hates: Fire (My kitchen burned down... do you blame me?), Yaoi (It's stupid), Arrogent People, People Who Lable People, Preps (I'm not Emo, but I can't stand Preps.), "People who are so emo, they try and make you feel sorry for their lives when you are going through the same problems and arn't emo.", Snakes In Bathrooms.

Weird Things I Like To Do: I like to put on my iPod and listen to rock music while laying in the middle of the street.

Fav. Quotes : "Hold on to dreams, they're all you've got, man's hand can touch them never. Your life ends with a single shot, but dreams remain forever."- I don't remember

"If your destiny is to die, you've got to live, to live, to live." -Within Temptation, "Jillian (I'd Give My Heart)"

"Never turn around, never chance it, never play dirt, don't ever walk backwards. Never turn around, never chance it, never play dirt, don't ever walk backwards. You should never take a thing for granted, you'll miss it when it's gone, and it's stupid to be holding grudges, cause we only last so long." - Doloris O' Riorden

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Those Lacking Spines by Organization VI reviews
Immune to a suspicious parasite by merit of their manly looks, Xaldin, Vexen and Lexaeus set out on a journey to save the rest of Organization XIII from the biggest nightmare of all: stupid fanfiction.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 111,474 - Reviews: 1915 - Favs: 2,396 - Follows: 665 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Xaldin, Vexen - Complete
Kingdom Dorks II by Usagi-Zakura reviews
Parody on Kingdom Hearts II. Sora wakes up in Twiligth Town, discovering someone's been drawing on his face. Who drew it there? How is Riku able to get a tanks into the haunted mansion? Why is Xigbar only saying random stuff? R&R and maybe you'll find out
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,875 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/22/2008 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Roxas, Sora
Caffeine Perils by Xanthos Samurai reviews
When Kadaj decides that he's tired of smashing alarm clocks every morning, he goes to find an easier way to stay awake. What he finds is more dangerous than anything else known to man: coffee.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Kadaj, Yazoo - Complete
The Driven Force Behind a Trio of Dorks reviews
Axel is tired of being belittled by the rest of the Organization, but once Demyx and Roxas join him, the Organization will never be the same. Using their crazy antics, the trio change what it means to be a Nobody. Trio fanfic, not slash.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,437 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/18/2007 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Axel, Demyx