Naruto's new chakra may be killing him... NaruHina, SakuLee, SasuTen

Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.

Romance! Action! Dating! Deception! Sexual tension! It would be a typical high school experience if not for one thing: all your friends are ninjas and an evil group of renegade ninjas want you dead. Slightly AU UPDATED: 01.05.2011. COMPLETED.

NaruHina For Naruto, time was always of the essence, especially when he knew everything that would come to pass and only had a certain amount of time to change it all. WILL NOT BE CONTINUED.

Because, after all, some things are so annoying that you just have to laugh at them. AU, Hidan/Temari, crack.

When she accepted the graveyard shift of border patrol, Temari expected to find nothing but snakes and scorpions nestled between the dunes of dark sand. Amongst them, the last thing she expected to find was a missing nin out for a midnight prayer.

AU NaruHarem. In this story, Naruto is taught a power that the ninja have never before seen from a very unusual teacher. A tale comprised of action, comedy, a little romance and things that are fun to read. Please give it a try!

A high school made up of the naruto characters, enjoy

After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!

[Crackfic] Tobi is horrified to learn that Uchiha Itachi has never played a board game. In his eyes, such a thing is unheard of. Much to Itachi's chagrin, Tobi vows to teach him all about such seemingly frivolous pursuits. Friendship. [Oneshot.]

Short, random drabbles on Temari and Hidan.

Opposites attract...like bees to honey...NaruHina vignettes

In the three days she has remaining to dispose of her target, Temari has to make a choice: stick to protocol and accomplish the mission, or sate her fascination with a certain missing Falls nin. Kakuzu x Temari.

Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.

Abarai Renji never did believe in happy endings. [Renji x Rukia, Ichigo x Rukia] [oneshot, drabbleish]

Gaara is here to answer your questions about the Naruto cast and himself. Simply review your questions and he will answer. Rated for questions that may be asked.This is the origional ask character story. I NEED REVIEWS!

Naruto becomes fed up with all the cold looks he gets from the villagers, so he becomes Hatake Arashi by using a face mask and dying his hair. With his new persona can he win over the villagers and, more importantly, Sakura?

Naruto sends Gaara an email that contains a survey. Trust me, this is funny.

This story used to be called My WTF Story. this is a story that can't be explained. Its about gaara and what he does when he has the house to himself. I have decided that i would add more to this story

Naruto and Sasuke, highranking ANBU have taken a contract. Their mission: to protect Harry Potter and the inhabitants of Hogwarts at all costs. And if possible kill Voldemort while they're at it. Sounds like they're in for a long year. noyaoi. complete.

Among other things, Gaara is protective of his ice cream. Sand sibs oneshot.

Soul Society has a therapist! Witness the pain and horror of all of the unfortunate Shinigami who end up in her office. It starts with Hitsugaya...the newest victim is KUROSAKI ICHIGO. [series of therapy related oneshots]

[Oneshot, genfic] The toddlers of Konoha argue over whose daddy is truly the best. Features Uchiha Kisho, Uzumaki Arashi, Hyuuga Sasame, and Nara Shikatori.

AU How would Gaara have turned out if he had met Sakura, Naruto, Sasuke, and the rest of the Konoha gang when he was much younger? Please Read and find out! CHAP 2 UP!

Naruto returns for a visit to Konoha, cursed with his usual success with girls... until a a bizarre accident takes place...

After kick starting their relationship in a highly unusual manner, Naruto and Hinata must now work together to stay together. Rated for smutty humor, a lil nudity, sexual innuendoes and fluff. Chapter 2: Shotgun Wedding

Sakura starts a game with Kakashi but when he leaves, Sasuke is left. Sakura must figure out what she will do about the two men in her life.Kakasaku Sasusaku mature content

Kankurou makes a bet with Gaara that if he watchs a certain kids' show, Kankurou will get him coffee. Note to self: always make sure you hold up your end of the bargain when it comes to Gaara.

Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.