Name: Krys (What is the rest of my name?)

Age: 2 (At least, that's what my mother says it is)

Gender: Well, I thought I was female, but when I walked into school wearing jeans, my best friend came up to me and said, "Wow! You look like a girl for once!", so apparently I might look like a male the way I dress. But, YES, I am female, meh.

Hair Color: I do believe it is a dark red. Not that orange that you see on most redheads, but definitely red, if not a bit darker.

Weight: Why the hell would I tell you!(What is my weight?)

Height: Don't know. (Would someone please go get a tape measurer?)

Hobbies: Swimming, killing and torturing my siblings, plotting the take over of Antarctica, using a rusty shovel to take over Fiji, and writing Harry Potter fics.

Classroom Hobbies: Throwing paper balls across the room at kids, flinging hair ties across the room at kids, telling freshman to "Shut up stupid Freshman!",thinking up new plots for my FF.net stories, sleeping, daydreaming, sleeping with eyes open, doodling, doing homework for other classes, swearing colorfully in different languages, and sometimes actually paying attention. Oh, and plotting my take over of Antarctica. Other than that I'm your average high school junior.

Teachers: Shows how much I pay attention if I can't tell you who my favorite teacher is.

Favorite Artists: Relient K, Thousand Foot Krutch, Rammstein, Toby Mac, Taylor Swift and Hawk Nelson.

Favorite TV Shows: NCIS, House, Supernanny, Bones, and Nanny 911

Favorite Character: Severus Snape

Favorite Quotes:

“Just remember,” Lily called after him, “she’s already seen your ass, but that was accidental; if she asks you to unzip your pants, that’s harassment.” (Broom Closet of Passion)

Dumbledore looked at Lily and Severus, his eyes filled with surprised glee. ‘I suppose that’s that, then! I will announce your death and rebirth at breakfast. It would be nice if you could put in an appearance – both of you – but after that I reckon you both deserve a day in bed.’ (It was the Eyes)

"The more the merrier", stated the Potion's Master sarcastically and it still sounded as wrong as Voldemort singing a happy Christmas tune two days before Easter Sunday.(Unitentionally Yours)

“C’mon,” Erin said brightly, “let’s go spit out the windows and see if we can hit anyone.” (The Life of Aurora Renee)

“Well as long as I have you two to help me, I guess I’ll do all right. And I have a back up plan.”

“You do?” said Ron. “What is it?”

“I’ll change my name, move to Bulgaria and play Quidditch with Viktor Krum.” (Harry Potter and the Slytherin Connection)

Mischief? With Fred and George? Me?

I deny everything. Harry (Order of the Phoenix)

His little voice added that it would also teach the boy how to swear fluently in eighteen other languages. (Flawed Lines)

Madeye Moody had gone off to the Ministry to get some magically sealed bags for removing unwanted magical artefacts and Remus Lupin was busy with a hammer and nails, proving once again that wizards using muggle equipment were a danger to themselves.(Change of Heart)

And then Dumbledore came swinging in with violet robes with pictures of green llamas on them.(The Real Reasons)

“You really know a guy’s got solid strength of character when he’ll stand by you in spite of dementor farts.”(The Untitled Cheekquel Project)

This is so wrong, yet completely wonderful. Mental note: Thank Fawkes, then kill the bloody chicken. (The Phoenix's Lesson)

Ron snorted. “And maybe Dumbledore decided to retire from being headmaster of Hogwarts and join the Chudley Cannons.”(Vox Corporis)

“You mean she shagged a kneazle?” said Draco. “Do you mind me enquiring just exactly how this was possible?”

“I’d rather not go into the details, but I believe that a harness and ‘Engorgio’ were involved somewhere along the line... (Cat Amongst the Pigwidgeons)

“To Draco Malfoy, I leave to you one Knut. And if I have a body to bury, a formal invitation to kiss my pale, chilly ass.” (Light's Hope, Death's Hunters)

Wondering when the nice people from St. Mungo's were going to come to take Dumbledore away, Severus sunk back into his chair and prepared himself for an adventurous night.(Trick and Treats)

"This is Dumbledore - I think that's the reason he does it. Just to be weird."

"I prefer eccentric, myself, but I suppose weird is another term that could be applied." The headmaster said thoughtfully.(Birthday Surprises)

Irritability. Potential homicidal rage. Side effects of the Dursleys.:Snape(Yet Another Snape Meets the Dursleys Story)

If this were term time I'd be torn between 5 points from Gryffindor for stealing my forks, or 10 points to Gryffindor for such excellent transfiguration, (Harry Potter, Voldemort's Worst Nightmare)

Ron stopped searching the board; Neville stopped reading his book; Hermione looked up from her essay. They all stared at him as if he had just told them that Snape was retiring from Hogwarts to become a ballerina. (Harry Potter and the Sword of Sethrael)

Harry, being that he couldn't respond, just stood there, with a carefully placed look of indifference.

Then, in the bravest feat of defiance seen in Snape's class in many years, he simply smirked and turned back to his now overflowing cauldron.

And he started to mop it up with his text book.(Reading the Signs)

Class started five minutes later. Both Snape and McGonagall had looks of barely supressed glee on their faces. On McGonagall, it was scary. On Snape? It was positively terrifying. (The Joys of Sexual Education)

"I can't believe I'm robbing Hogwarts," he sighed. "That should look good on a job resume." He chuckled to himself before waving his wand and a small row of books flew off the first shelf and into the first trunk. (The Lord of Azkaban)

The scolded girl turned to her sister. "I tell the truth and I get yelled at. What incentive is there for me not to lie?" (Daddy Needs to get Laid)

"Harry can be as much trouble as a sick dragon." Charlie blinked, and then smiled, "Not quite. He doesn't light your clothes and hair on fire when he sneezes." (Unlocking Harry Potter)

"The school will not be the same without them," Minerva said wistfully, as though the year was already ending. Remus chuckled, "True, we'll all be able to sleep at night without fear for the school blowing up." (Finding the Key)

He knew for a fact that Fred and George had written the one that was allegedly from an elderly witch who had seen He Who Must Not Be Named peeing in her neighbor’s bushes at three o’clock in the afternoon last Tuesday. (Kiss or Kill)

“Honey?” Arthur called out uncertainly. “Why is the kitchen under water?”(Dark Phoenix)

“No Ron, it’s the other Dark Lord named Voldemort who wants me dead,” he said sarcastically as he sat down on the nearest bed. (Burden of a Destiny)

"Damn, Moony, what's in here? Every book in the library?” “No, you prat, your bleedin' Christmas present.” “Ooh! In that case, it's far too light."(Blood Mage)

"I still can't believe that there is no cure for that stupid virus," Madam Pomfrey huffed. "We can heal nearly anything but we can't stop a virus from multiplying?" (Emotions)

"Well, damn," Ron laughed. "When did Hell freeze over, and why didn't I get a memo?" (The Marriage Stone)

Sirius drew Harry in a fond, one armed hug with a large smile. “It’s a pity you didn’t turn Moony into a French fry.” (Of Western Stars)

Harry made a face. The book made him sound like some sort of weird Super Baby, casting a spell to destroy Voldemort. Could he even talk then? "Curse oo, Vodamor!" Er--probably not. (The Best Revenge)

And while his mind was quickly adjusting to the knowledge that Voldemort was in fact a living human being, it was still odd to think of the man going to the bathroom. (Harry Potter and the Descent into Darkness)

Marauder Code of Conduct: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2617038/53/Closing_the_Door

Stories:

Ten in the bed: Complete! A parody of Harry Potter and the book Ten in the Bed.

What If?: Complete! Harry and the Dursleys if they didn't know about magic.

The Letter: Complete! The letter the Dursleys got when they found Harry on their doorstep and Petunia's thoughts on it.

Favorite Pairings:

Harry/Hermione

Draco/Harry

Snape/Harry

Tom Riddle/Harry

(Basically any male/Harry. I'm female and enjoy slash, so what?)