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 Hi I'm weird and awesome. My coconuts fall from my chimmy changas and slide on a slip and slide! I My name is Kirra Ann Marie Schultz. Age: 14 Height: 5' 7" Favorite color: Blue and pink(; Favorite animal: Owls, Tigers, and Pandas and all different animals because animals are adorable. Favorite family member(s): Autumn (My sister) and my MOMMY! who doesn't like their mom? She gave birth to u... I love music, I play the beautiful flute! I have dirty blonde hair that is short. My favorite song is Just The Way You Are by Bruno Mars OR Airplanes by B.O.B. I love food... You have 10 fish, 5 drowned, 3 came back to life, how many fish do u have? stop counting smart one... fish can't drown. Post this on your profile if u fell for it. you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you You're too lazy you didn't read all the "you"s above and you didn't notice that one of them is "yuu" now you're looking for the "yuu" and you're disappointed because you couldn't find it repost this if you fell for it (*) all the single ladies (*) all the single ladies (*) oh oh oh how to annoy your parents 1. follow them around the house everywhere 2. moo when they say your name 3. pretend you have amnesia 4. say everything back words 5. run into walls 6. say that wearing clothes is against your religion 7. go into their room at 4am and say "Goodmorning Sunshine!" 8. snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder... 9. have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time 10. pluck someones hair out and yell "DNA!!!" 11. In public yell " No mom, I will not snog you." 12. Talk to a pen 13. switch the light button on and off for awhile then yell "OH I GET IT!" 14. try to climb the wall 15. hold they're hand and whisper to them "I see dead people" 16. eat you're hair 17. at everything they say yell "LIAR!" 18. when you take a shower yell "IM DROWNING!" 19. tap on they're door all night saying "asdfghjkl" 20. talk to the commercial guy on tv about your're problems I am a potato Amy AKA sparklejane84 Favorite dance: Disco, Elvis Presley, and the thingamajig (I made it up!) What's the weirdest thing you've ever said: Chubacka wants his baby back! Weirdest thing you ever did: I pretended I was peeing out the window and then my little brother hit me in the bongos with a broom! Guys I really don't have any idea why i have this, but it's fun to read peoples stories!!!!! Comebacks: Oh, this is coming from the one who fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down? I don't know what makes u stupid, but it really works! OMG! it spoke!!!! Oh, I'm sorry I didn't get that, I don't speak idiot. You have a face not even a mother could love... You make the guys on "JackA*" look like Einstein... Oh I'm sorry. Was that meant to be offending? the only thing offending me is your face... Oh, you're such a beautiful, wonderful, intelligent, cute, stylish, amazing person! Oh I'm sorry... I thought we were having a lying competition. You must have been born on the highway because that's where most of the accidents happen. I'd slap you, but that would be animal abuse. If I put your face by a door, no one would ever come in. If I throw a stick will you leave? Shut up! You'll never be the man your mother is... insult: FAIL! comeback: No one ever asked you for your life story. Douchebag say whaaaaaat? Bullies!! :( There are alot of people getting bullied out there if you are a bystandard, help those people out by doing anything!Iif you're a bully, KNOCK IT OFF. If you're the target, tell someone what is going on before the problem is getting worse, and don't listen to what people say, a lot of people who are smart in grades aren't smart with their common sense!!!! Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen Teetering On The Brink Of Insanity Past The Point Of No Return Man Life Sucks, The Poisoned Doughnut of DOOM, -'TophToph'-, StroodleDoodledFuhn, Lexabeta, Estrella Girl, Indigo3041, Kirity-Kitty, OokamiMori, FMASaiyukiFanatic, Kaito X Len - Banana Split, Sparks Diamond, beatlemaniacnumerouno, quarrygirl, xXWeLoveWeLiveXx, oOEPICMOoOSEOo,nerdbutty3 Quotes "Everything has beauty, but not everyone can see it." This is by Confucius I like this quote very much because when you think about it, it really makes you think. And reminds you about how to treat others! I just got done learning about Confucius it is pretty interesting!!!! JUST LETTING YOU KNOW GUYS I'M SHY IN REAL LIFE I DO NOT GO CRAZY UNLESS I'M WITH MY BEST FRIENDS! Where the Heck is Jenna?! A funny story written by a bunch of girls! Me, Autumn (My SISTA. *Sister, Emma (MsCookieEater), Amy (Sparklejane84), And Joceline (TheUltimateBookNerd) It was a bright sunny morning when Kirra awoke in her bed. She rolled over and looked at her clock. It was 8:00 am on the dot. She stretched out her arms and yawned one last time before leaping out of bed. She quickly threw on an outfit and skipped out her bedroom door, down the hallway, and out the front door. “Gonna see my best friend! Gonna see my best friend!” Kirra sang to herself as she ran across the street to Jenna’s house. She bounded up the stairs and with both fists flying; she relentlessly pounded on the front door. “Jenna! Open the door! It’s me! Your best friend! Open up!” Kirra shouted over and over again for at least 10 minutes. To her dismay, there was no answer. No sound at all was coming from the house. “What the flipping nuggets!” Kirra exclaimed. Then she got a completely idiotic idea. “I know! She’s probably still asleep! I’ll just find a brick, tie a note to it, and throw it through her bedroom window! Then she’ll know I’m outside! I’m so smart!” Kirra bolted back across the street and over to Kelly’s house. She spotted a brick on her house that looked just right to get the job done. She reached out, grabbed a hold of the brick and tugged on it with all her strength. “Why won’t it come off? Stupid brick!” She tried once again to free the brick from the house. At that moment Autumn came out of Kirra’s house. She walked over to the garbage can and tossed in bag full of used cat litter. She glanced over in Kirra’s direction and was puzzled by what she was doing. “Kirra, what in the world are you doing?” Autumn questioned. “I need this brick to wake up Jenna!” “What the heck? Are you going to throw it at her head or something?” “No! Of course not! I’m going to throw it through her window and wake her up!” “Oh! Well, Kirra, it’s cemented onto the house. That’s why it won’t come off. If you’re going to get it off, use this chisel.” Autumn reached into her pony tail and pulled out the chisel that was holding her hair up. She handed it to Kirra. “There you go!” “Thanks! I should have it off in no time now!” Kirra started chiseling away at the brick. A few minutes later her brother, Jon, came out of the house dressed for work. He noticed Kirra and Autumn still trying to get the brick off of Kelly’s house. “WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!” Jon screamed at them. “I need this brick to wake up Jenna! Autumn gave me this chisel, but it’s taking forever!” Kirra replied in dismay. “You’re an idiot! If you’re going to do it right, use this jack hammer!” Jon stepped over to his silver truck and pulled out the tiniest jack hammer anyone had ever seen. “Here use this.” He said handing it to her. “What the flipping monkey nuggets! This is too small! And you called me an idiot!?” Kirra exclaimed. “No you moron! You have to push the button! It expands.” Jon shouted back. “I don’t have time for this. I’m going be late for work.” He climbed into his truck and sped away. “This must be the button he’s talking about. “ Autumn said pointing at a small red button. “Here I’ll go plug it in.” She went to the side of Kirra’s house and plugged the jack hammer into the outside power outlet. Then Kirra pushed the button and magically it expanded into a relatively large jack hammer. “Awesome! But how do you use this thing?” Kirra stared at the jack hammer for a few minutes. “Oh, I guess I’ll just turn it on and figure it out as I go.” She turned on the power. The jack hammer jumped up and down with great force. Kirra couldn’t hold onto it. She let go and the jack hammer bounced into the air and crashed into Kelly’s window. The window shattered and a brick was loosened and fell off the house. “That was quick and easy!” Kirra said with a smile. She grabbed the brick and walked back across the street paying no attention to the broken window and completely forgetting to turn off the jack hammer. When Kirra arrived at Jenna’s house, she realized she didn’t have a note to put on the brick. So she went down the sidewalk to Emma and Amy’s house. She knocked on the door and waited for someone to answer. Emma came to the door. “Ya?” she asked. “Wait, what’s that noise?” “Oh, that’s just a jack hammer I was using before.” Kirra retorted. Emma looked past Kirra and saw the jack hammer continuously ramming into Kelly’s house and pounding the driveway. “Oh ok. So what do you need?” “I need to borrow a piece of paper and a pen.” “Ok.” Emma went back inside her house and returned with a pencil and a piece of paper. She handed them to Kirra. “I asked for a pen you ding dong, and you brought me a pencil!?” Kirra screamed. “Geeze! Cool yourself! And you’re the ding dong!” Emma once again went back inside and came back with a huge pen. You know those giant ones you usually find in gift shops or at the dollar store. “I wanted a regular size pen! Not a giant one!” Kirra complained. Amy heard the clamor and came to the door. “What’s going on out here?” She asked. “Emma won’t give me a regular sized pen!” Kirra whined. “That’s what all the noise is about? Here take this.” Amy handed Kirra a regular sized pen. “I was going to use it to scratch my butt, but I guess you can use it for now.” She went inside and then reappeared a second later. “By the way, I’ve used that before!” Amy said with a smirk. Then she went back inside. “No biggie! I use pens to pick my nose all the time!” Kirra replied. “That’s disgusting, Kirra!” Emma exclaimed. Then she went inside with Amy. Kirra sat down on their porch and thought of what to write. So much had happened that she temporarily forgot why she needed the brick and note. Finally, she had an idea. She started writing the note: Dear Jenna, WAKE UP! I’M OUTSIDE, AND I WANT YOU! --Love Kirra As soon as she finished writing, Kirra heard people in the back yard. She decided to investigate. She walked around the side of Jenna’s house and found Jessica and Joceline on the swings. “Hey, do you have a rubber band?” Kirra asked. “Sure.” Jessica replied. She got off the swing and walked up the back steps and went inside. “Wait, why do you need a rubber band?” Joceline questioned. “Because I need to throw a brick through Jenna’s window and wake her up!” “ARE YOU PSYCHO? I can just go in and wake her up!” “Oh, ok!” Joceline jumped off the swing and raced into the house. She returned a few minutes later with Jessica tagging along behind her. “Umm, she’s not here.” Joceline said. “ARE YOU SERIOUS?! WHERE IS SHE!?” “We don’t know.” Jessica said snapping the rubber band she found. “She must have been kidnapped! I bet it was those creepy people in the white house! We must save her!” Kirra declared. “Hey, give me that rubber band!” Jessica handed her the rubber band. Determined, Kirra headed toward Emma’s house. She frantically knocked on the back door until Emma answered. “Hey, what’s up?” Emma said. “WE NEED TO SAVE JENNA FROM THE KIDNAPPERS!” “ Kidnappers!? Where!?” “They live in the scary house!” “I always knew there was something wrong with those people!” “Come on! We have to save her!” Kirra grabbed Emma by the arm and pulled her all the way to the creepy white house. When they arrived at the house they stood in the backyard and glared at the house. Kirra placed her hand under her chin and thought of how to break in. A couple of minutes passed and suddenly she had a stroke of genius. “Ok, here’s what we’ll do. First, we’ll dig a hole and tunnel through the ground into the basement. Then we’ll find their secret stash of dynamite and blow a hole through the wall. Then-“ Kirra started but was suddenly interrupted by Emma. “Kirra, that doesn’t even make sense. For one thing, we don’t even know if they have dynamite. And two, I don’t even have a shovel.” “Fine if you want to be lame about it, we’ll check all the windows and doors.” Kirra said with a sigh. “Ok, you get the windows, and I’ll get the doors.” “Ok!” Kirra headed for the first window she saw. Reaching out her hands, she grabbed a hold of the window frame and began shaking it vigorously. She did the same with the rest of the windows on the house. “None of the windows are unlocked.” Kirra complained when she reunited with Emma in the backyard. “Yeah, it’s the same with the doors.” “Then how are we supposed to get inside? I wish we had a brick or something. Oh wait! We do!” She darted off to Emma’s house and returned with the brick she left behind. “Now which window should we break? There are so many options.” Kirra said, dangerously throwing the brick back and forth between her hands. “Well, we have to think like kidnapers. If you were a kidnapper, which room would you trap Jenna in?” “I wouldn’t even trap her!” Emma yelled out randomly “I’d chose the basement! Let’s start there.” Kirra clenched the brick in her hand. She thrust her arm forward and hurled the brick through the window shattering the glass. “I’ll go in first, but we need to look like professionals.” Kirra reached into her back pocket and pulled out two ski masks. “Do you always have ski masks in your back pocket?” Emma questioned with curiosity. “No! I only carry them on Tuesdays.” “Why only on Tuesdays?” “Tuesdays are adventurous days! You never know what you might need! Why do you think Autumn had a chisel and Jon had a miniature jackhammer?” “Well, that’s just weird.” Emma retorted still confused. Kirra handed her one of the black ski masks she retrieved from her pocket. “I get one too?” Emma asked. “Of course you do!” “Sweet! Now I can be a real ninja!” Emma exclaimed with excitement! She snatched the ski mask from Kirra’s hand and pulled it over her head. Then she did a few “ninja moves.” “Let’s knock down this smoothie stand!” Kirra shouted. She pulled on her ski mask chuckled and she headed for the broken window. “Won’t they care about their windows?” Emma questioned “Nah, their house was a dump anyways.” Emma climbs threw the window, followed by Kirra. “HEY! MAYBE THEY HID JENNA IN THAT GARBAGE CAN!” Kirra said pointing to the green bin. “Yeah, Laura did see one of them bring it into the house yesterday. Maybe they’ve been planning this kidnapping!” Kirra runs over to the garbage and opens the lid, holding her nose. “Nope,there’s nothing but a dead dog in here.” Kirra says sadly. Kirra and Emma go upstairs, and search all the rooms with no luck of finding any secret passages concealing Jenna. All of a sudden there was a knock at the front door. “OH NO IT’S THE FUZZ! THEY’RE HERE BECAUSE WE BROKE THAT WINDOW!” Emma exclaimed. “Let’s get the heck outta here!” Kirra and Emma ran down to the basement and scampered out the broken window, running all the way back to Jenna’s backyard. At that moment, Kirra let out a stink bomb. The incident had literally scared the crap out of her. Amy rushed outside to find out what that dreadful smell was. She came out wearing a gas mask and saying with disgust: “Kirra was that you?” “ttttt… phfff… no! Please, if that was me the whole world would explode!” “Maybe the kidnappers stored her in a freezer, cut her up into a million pieces, and sent her to cannibals in Africa!” Joceline exclaimed “LALALA I CAN’T HEAR YOU! Don’t even say those words in a sentence!” screamed Kirra “That’s way too much money to ship, especially these days!” Amy declared “What about Jenna, she’s more important than shipping costs!” Kirra screamed at the top of her lungs “Hey, maybe they had a coupon?!” Jessica suggested “We need to find Jenna fast because my favorite show, Sesame Street, is coming on in FOUR HOURS!” Emma screamed irritated “What if Jenna went down to Swan City Park to swing on a swing, her shoelace got caught in the chains, and she hung there like a sloth, but her blood went to her brain and she died!:( And no one would help her because they didn’t know who she was.” Joceline pouted “Joceline, NO MORE WORDS OUT OF YOU, I WANT JENNNA NOW!” Kirra yelled angrily This argument, between the girls, went on for more than four hours, unfortunately Emma missed Sesame Street. “Why don’t we just go knock on people’s doors with Jenna’s picture?” Amy asked “Really you couldn’t of thought of that good idea four hours ago!” Emma yelled to Amy As soon as they got the picture and were about to start knocking they saw a red van pull into Kirra’s driveway. It turned out to be Jenna! Jenna runs out of the van and says “I missed you!” “I missed you to?” Kirra says with confusion “I thought you were… kidnapped!” “Jessie! What’s going on!” “I..I have know idea!?” Jessica said suspiciously It turned out that Jessica forgot that Jenna was at her grandmas for grandma camp. Kirra explained what went on, and Jenna laughed her butt off because Kirra was doing so much stuff just to find her. THE END things you do not want to hear during surgery... If this is the heart what did we just take out NO!!! bad dog give me the patients rib Oh no i didnt know it would break so easily NO DOCTOR!! dont throw the heart! SPLAT! do you think the patient will notice if we switch her blood with ketchup? answer: nah WHAT'S THAT?!? Friends vs best friends friends share their lunch with you best friends are the reason you have no food. Friends call you and ask can i come over best friends just let themselves in and yell "I'M HOME!" friends ditch you if thats what the crowd is doing best friends ditch the crowd and tell you "their losers anyway" friends act like they dont know you when your making a fool out of yourself in public best friends are right next to ya doing the same thing you do friends say "aww cute pet" best friends are secretly plotting how to steal them If your crazy and CRAZY proud of it post this on your profile if you like copying things onto your profile COPY this onto your profile Stupid things on products!!!! On a Myer hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping." (Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair). On a bag of Chips: "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside." (The shoplifter special?) On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (And that would be how??) On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But, it's just a suggestion). On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down". (Well...duh, a bit late, huh!) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating". (And you thought...??) On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?) On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts.) On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (And I am taking this...because?) On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to...what?) On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.) On packet of Nobbys' Peanuts:- "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash!) On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?) I don't blame the company; I blame the parents for this one: On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly". On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals". (Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?) On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions: "Put on fork and eat." (No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!) Random things to copy into your profile If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!" 5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. 6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana 7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'. 9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get. 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'. 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day. 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache. 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!" 18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!' 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.' 20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity . Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile. Top ten signs you are in California: 1.You take the bus and are shocked at 2 people carrying on a conversation in english 2. You make over $250,000 and still can't afford a house 3. Your child's third grade teacher has purple hair a nose ring and is named Breeze 4. You can taste the difference between Sumatra and Ethiopian coffee beans 5. You pass an elementry school playground and all the children are busy with their cell phone. 6. The guy wearing the baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney is George Clooney 7. A low speed pursuit will interrupt any tv broadcast. 8. Its sprinkling outside so you leave for work an hour early to avoid all the weather related accidents. 9. You and your dog have therapists. 10. A really great parking space can move you to tears. 10 ways to annoy people 1.name your dog "dog" You know you are in 2012 when: 1) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2) You haven't played Solitaire with real cards for years 3) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or my space 4) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV. 6) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9) And you were too busy to notice number 5. 10) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11) Now you are laughing at yourself. 12) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did Okay, I might seem different, but at leasy I'm not afraid to be it.:p |
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