Well, now you are here, hello. Apart from the fact that my name is Rebekah, there is only one thing you need to know about me. I am a loyal Team Jacob supporter. Werewolves over vampires anyday. I mean, why would you want an overprotective boyfriend who's stuck in a previous century, not to mention that he could freeze you to death or crush you at will, when you could have a hot, tall, muscled protector, who will forever be at your side? personally i think dogs are better than parasites anyway. The turning into a giant wolf thing is hot too, coz, i mean, all that extra mass has to go somewhere, right?
That's right, i don't like Edward. I don't think he is either wonderful or perfect, he's selfish with the way he keeps Bella away from the wolves in the third book, and Bella is even worse. Who would forgive someone, even if it is the love of your life, when they leave you for dead for months? Sure, i cried like everyone else when edward left, but that is the only moment i really liked in that book apart from the bits with Jacob.
I think Jacob is the whole series saving grace, without him i wouldn't be a fan of twilight at all anymore. Sure, the storyline is fairly okay, but the last time i read them all i couldn't see how Bella could put up with Edward, the way she just accepts everything bad he does, how he gets to control her and she never says anything. It's kinda sad.
They just get worse as the series moves along. Twilight itself was good, and i liked Jacob there, he was really sweet, in that awkward adolescent kind of way, and Bella wasn't overly pathetic, though her selflessness was overly irrational. Edward was a good character there too, though you start to see the parts i don't like about him at the end of the book. "I'll stay as long as it's best for you" are you kidding me? The girl has confessed her undying love for you, and tried to give her life so you wouldn't get hurt, and that's all you have to say? Ridiculous. Utterly ridiculous.
And New Moon? Like i said, i cried with everone else, but really Edward, she didn't kill herself when you left! Sure she became the sorriest character i have ever had the misfortune to read, but Jacob was there to pick up the pieces. She managed to sort out her life, she was healing. Bella may have gone catatonic for a few days, but she didn't commit suicide! And at the end, where she's got to go stop Edward from dying, Jacob gets tossed to the wayside, for, of all people, the vampire who broke her heart! He's always the best friend, always second in line to the oh so perfect Edward, and what does he say, nothing. He might be angry, and yes, he says she should choose, but he never makes her.
For petes sake, Eclipse? Don't get me started. Not only does Jacob get tossed to the wayside, but he gets shunned because the vampire boyfriend, who i might just remind you, recently broke her heart, which she still has nightmares about, comes first. Then, when they need the wolf pack, it's all, lets make a truce, lets be civil for Bella's sake. And the next morning Edward breaks his heart! Do you see the pattern here?

Jacoc might have his own flaws, and i admit, kissing Bella in the third book was a stupid idea, but his heart was in the right place. And it was beating. He was trying to save her soul, trying to get her to stay human, and he reacted as anyone would have if put in an extemely stressful situation. You try looking at you love kissing another person, loving them, not to mention the other person is your mortal enemy, the species you were designed to kill. See how you react, and then come whining to me about how badly Jacob acts, and how he deserves to burn in hell.

Okay, I'll try to end my rant now, but belive me, it's hard. After all, I haven't said anything about Breaking Dawn yet. Why did he have to imprint on a bloodsucking infant? Sorry, stopping the rant now. Anyways, because of this rant, if you read it, you will know me without saying, (if you have an IQ larger than your age) that i hate all stories against Jacob. That means stories where Jacob rapes Bella, where he is an abusive partner, where he gets killed in a spectacular or horrible way, etc, are not what i read at all. i hate those stories because, although Jacob is flawed, and no where near perfect for bella, (she and Edward deserve each other's crappiness as characters) he is a sweet guy and deserves to be written as one. I'm Team Jacob all the way, and even have a t shirt that says so. So there, team edward fans. And no, i don't even think team edward deserves capitals.

I haven't written any fanfics, but some of my poetry is on my profile at fictionpress.com. If you're curious, here's the link. http://www.fictionpress.com/~blackburningheart66

Fave Bands: MCR, AFI, PATD (first album rocked, hate hate hated the second one), Marilyn Manson, Eyes Set To Kill, Evanescence, Disturbed, Escape The Fate, Breaking Benjamin, Kidney Theives, Papa Roach, Seether, The Spill Canvas, Story of The Year, Static X, Three Days Grace, The Used, Nightwsh, Flyleaf, Alice in Videoland, Cobra Starship, Brokencyde, Fall Out Boy, Barlowgirl, False Start, Opshop, Mumsdollar, Mudvayne, Rise Against, Siverstein, Atlas.

YOU ARE A PROUD MEMBER OF THE MCRMY IF :

- THE SONG HELENA ACTUALLY SAVED YOUR LIFE

- THE VIDEO FOR I DON'T LOVE YOU MADE YOU CRY MORE THAN GERARD WAS

- THE MOMENTS IN WHICH GERARD ISN'T HAVING AN INTIMATE MOMENT WITH THE MICROPHONE MADE YOU WISH HE COULD HEAR YOU SCREAM HIS NAME

- YOUR ENTIRE LIFE REVOLVES AROUND THE SONG TEENAGERS ... AND YOU'RE NOT A PREPPY BITCH

- YOU BOUGHT THREE CHEERS FOR SWEET REVENGE JUST BECAUSE YOU KNEW IT WOULD PISS YOUR PARENTS OFF

- YOU ACTUALLY LET TRACK 14 PLAY THE VERY FIRST DAMN TIME YOU LISTENED TO THE BLACK PARADE CD

- YOU THINK GERARD WAY MADE BLEACHED HAIR EMO BUT MISSED THE BLACK HAIR ANYWAY

- YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHY THE HELL HE WROTE A SONG LIKE CANCER

- THANK YOU FOR THE VENOM IS YOUR FUCKING THEME SONG

- YOU CAN BALANCE YOUR PASSIONATE LOVE BETWEEN THE MUSIC OF MARILYN MANSON AND MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE BUT STILL UNDERSTAND WHY THEY HATE EACH OTHER SO MUCH

-GERARD SINGING ABOUT HOW YOU NEVER LEARNED A GODDAMNED THING ACTUALLY TURNED YOU ON

- GERARD ORGASMING AND GROPING A MICROPHONE MADE YOU JEALOUS OF THAT MICROPHONE

- YOU ACTUALLY PUNCHED THE BITCH THAT SAID THAT MCR WAS OVERRATED IN THE FACE

- YOU'RE HONESTLY JEALOUS OF FRANK IERO'S GUITAR

- YOU ARE PASSIONATELY CONVINCED THAT RAY TORO IS NOT ONE OF THE BEST GUITARISTS ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH ... HE IS THE BEST

- THE VERSE OF DISENCHANTED ACTUALLY MADE YOU FEEL LIKE CRYING LIKE A LITTLE GIRL

- WAYCEST MAKES YOU HOT

- YOU WOULD HONESTLY LOVE TO SEE GERARD LEAVE HIS WIFE FOR FRANK IERO OR BOB BRYAR

- BOB BRYAR AND THE WAY HE BEATS FRANK AND GERARD UP REALLY INSPIRED YOU TO STAND UP TO THE LOCAL BULLY

- MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE'S VERY PRESENCE ON THIS DESOLATE PLANE WE ARE FORCED TO CALL EXISTENCE INSPIRES YOU TO MAKE IT TO THE NEXT DAY AND THE ENTIRETY OF THREE CHEERS FOR SWEET REVENGE SAVED YOU FROM THE WORST DEPRESSION ON THE PLANET

- MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE'S VERY EXISTENCE MADE YOU REALIZE THAT YOU ARE NOT ALONE

Copy and paste this into your profile if you think that preppy blonde cheerleader bitches should never live to see the light of day merely because they pretend to understand why MCR is a crucial part of every emo kid's musical diet.

by the way, i think preppy blonde bimbos who hate heavy metal should all be murdered in horrible ways. they are the bane of my existence. (i am blonde though, so it's more against the people than the hair colour. i hate bleached hair unless it's on gerard way though.)

Thoughts on Gay Marriage!

1) Gay marriage is not natural, and, as Americans, we reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and liposuction.

2) Gay marriage will encourage straight people to be gay in the same way that hanging around tall people makes you tall. (Raven Tiger: I wish xD I want to be tall! seriously I do...Stop laughing at me. xD).

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because dogs have legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all. Women are still property, blacks can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriages would be less meaningful if gay marriage was allowed. The sanctity of Brittany Spear's 55 hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously, gay parents will raise gay children because straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed upon an entire country. That's why we only have one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and female figure in a home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage would change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.

PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS! It's actually important.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, Bookworm-Booklover, Jasper's Fangirl, vampirechick123, snow in my coco, Pepa333, SlytherinLuver, RavenTiger, black burning heart66, Innocence is Dead11

"I'd have a longer attention span if so many things weren't...OH! LOOK! SHINY!." (Seriously, I'm a freaking magpie.)

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?

No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me.

I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

I live in my own little world- but it's ok, they know me there.

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my super powers.

Oh, I have a photographic memory... it just hasn't developed yet.

"Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the Universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a chair has wet paint on it, and he'll have to touch it to be sure."

I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly.

Don't hit kids. No, seriously, they have guns now.

People like you are the reason why we have middle fingers.

WARNING: Children left unattended will be sold to the circus.

Oh no! Barney's gone pimp! What has the world come to?

Please: Don't throw your cigarette butt's on the floor, the cockroaches are getting cancer.

I love you, you love me. Barney gave me H.I.V. I gave him a hug but he wanted more. I got raped by a dinosaur.

Sex, drugs and rock and roll. Speed, weed and birth control. Life's a b#tch until you die. So f#ck this world, lets get hi!

Heaven doesn't want me, and hell is afraid I'll take over.

You've been a naughty boy, go to my room!

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

we don't have many old people here, they can't outrun our wolves.

You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me.

Protester holding a sign: "Homosex is a Biohazard!" Protestor behind him holding a sign: "Homosex is sin-sational!"'

There is nothing queer about loving another human being.

We the people...Means everyone...Rainbow

Marriage is about love...Not gender.

Everything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.

OMG. I think I just saw Paris Hilton. No, wait, that was a twig.

Cover your ears honey, because the magazines and celebrities scream "You'll never be good enough!" And if you hear their lies too many times, they won't be lies anymore.

If you support werewolf rights, copy & paste this into your profile.

I had a dream, and in it, something eats you.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

He said, 'I don't know why you wear a bra. You've got nothing to put in it.' Then she said, 'Well, you wear pants, don't you?'"

"Every writer, without exception, is a masochist, a sadist, a peeping Tom, an exhibitionist, a narcissist, an injustice collector and a depressed person constantly haunted by fears of unproductivity." -Edmund Bergler.

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.

"DEATHLY HALLOWS: JKR went too far when she killed Fred." If you agree, put on profile.

'Smile so the tears won't fall, laugh like you're not hurt at all.'