Can you hear my evil giggle? I think you caa-n~

Name:Nya, nya, naa nyaaa! I'M NOT TELLING!! Whoa... random 5-year-old moment...

Nickname(s): Nelle-chan and Judas Iscariot the Duck (don't ask).

Random Facts About Me: I trip over EVERYTHING, I'm addicted to chocolate, doodling is my passion, I can read faster than most people can talk, all of my friends have weird nicknames and I'm in the habit of zoning out at random intervals!

Location: Lost in my own little world...

Fav Music: Coldplay, Green Day, Florence And The Machines, P!nk, Mumford And Sons, Madina Lake and Avenged Sevenfold.

Fav Books: Twilight Saga , Artemis Fowl (Irish author!), Skulduggery Pleasant (also Irish author!), Mortal Instruments Trilogy, Maximum Ride, Saga Of Darren Shan, Faerie Wars Saga, Harry Potter and God knows how many others.

Fav Anime/Manga: Bleach, Naruto, D. Gray-Man, Fullmetal Alchemist, Inuyasha, D.N.Angel and Durarara!

I don't have any stories up... But you can check-out my artwork here- ItsScaryInHere, on DeviantART.com.

Quotes

"You said 'miracles happen only once'. So what was that the second time?" -Ichigo Kurosaki to Byakuya Kuckiki, Bleach

"Have you guys been playing in toxic waste again?" -Fang, Maximum Ride

"Is it necessary for me to jump up and down at the good news? I have back problems.” -Scar, The Lion King

"Ha! You won this place in a poker game and you cheated!" -Vaurian Scapegrace

"So did you, I just cheated better." -Hieronymus Deadfall, Skulduggery Pleasant

"I'm brilliant! I'm a genius! I can blow up the world!... Not that I would want to, of course, ~cough~" -Gazzy, Maximum Ride

"I don't know whether to be flattered or insulted." -Skulduggery

"I get the feeling that you'll go for flattered." -Valkyrie Cain

"It's a fuzzier feeling." -Skulduggery Pleasant, Skulduggery Pleasant

"Sasuke can rot in a sack and you can too!! ...No , not the same sack." -My sister (the evil Sasuke-hater) to me.

"I was listening to the news." Harry

"Listening to the news? Again?!" -Uncle Vernon

"Well, it changes every day, you see." -Harry, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

"When every sensible explaination has been disapproved, then whatever remains, however silly, must be the truth.

And the truth is that the british empire stands on the brink of an invasion by highly intelligent hats from the future." -Mrs. Mumby, Starcross

"MWA HA HAAA!! I shall blow-up the world!!" -my sister

"With what? Your secret stash of nuclear warheads?" -me

"Don't be stupid, nuclear warheads are bad for the environment." -my sister

"And blowing up the world isn't?!" -me, (uh, yeah, we have weird conversations. Doesn't everybody?)

"Where's Elizabeth?" -Will Turner

"She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like SHE promised, and you get to die for her just like YOU promised! So we're all men of our word, really... except for Elizabeth, who is, in fact, a woman." -Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl

"Wh-what's this?" -Timothy Hearst

"It's a sword, you've just been stabbed" -Allen

"WAAAGHH! A SWORD...A SWORD... STABBED?! WAAAGH!!" -Timothy Hearst, D.Gray-Man

"I can fit through these bars, wanna know why? Because I'm little." -Ash, Fantastic Mr. Fox

"How I did I pass? She fought like I owed her money." -Ichigo Kurosaki, Bleach

"He called it my 'furry little problem' in company. Many people were under the impression that I owned a badly behaved rabbit"- Remus Lupin, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

"Set in a general... THAT WAY direction." -Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest

"I am a nice shark, not a mindless eating machine. If I am to change this image, I must first change myself. Fish are friends, not food." -the sharks, Finding Nemo

"I'm telling you this because you don't get it. You think you get it, which is not the same as actually getting it. Get it?" Hatake Kakashi, Naruto

"Ellen, time to get off that computer." -Da

"NOOO!! Ten more minutes!! Tyki just crushed Allen's heart!! I need to find out if he dies or not!!" -me (watching D.Gray-Man)

"...He's dead." -Da

"HE CAN'T DIE!! HE'S THE MAIN CHARACTER AND THERE'S 50 EPISODES LEFT!!" -me (slightly hysterical)

"I shall send you to God's side- FOREVER!" -Cornello

"Nah, God seems to hate me, so he'd probably send me back" -Edward Elric, FullMetal Alchemist: Brotherhood

'Patience, Grasshopper, good things come to those who wait.' -Maia

'I always thought it was 'good things come to those who do the wave', no wonder I've been so confused all my life.' -Simon, The Mortal Instruments

"YOU JUST SNEEZED AND FLEW 10 FEET IN THE AIR!!" -Sokka

"Really? It felt higher." -Aang, Avatar: The Last Airbender

MURPHY'S LESSER-KNOWN LAWS:

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

4. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.

7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog.

8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

9. The things that come to those who wait, will be the things left by those who got there first.

10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

11. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

12. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

I am a bomb technician. If you see me running away, try to keep up.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

If you think Hinamori is too obsessed with Aizen and doesn't deserve Hitsugaya, copy and paste this in your profile.

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'too off it's orbit' for a couple scientist's likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile.

They laugh because I'm different, I laugh because they're the same!

You know you have been reading too much manga when you accidently try to read a normal book backwards.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

I run with scissors... it makes me feel dangerous!

Be optimistic, all the people you hate will eventually die.

It's all fun and games, until someone gets hurt... then it's hilarious.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completly has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your butt off. (It's SO obvious)

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remebered, copy this into your profile.

If you have a really bad memory, copy and...what was I doing again?

14 Things to do when you're in Wal-Mart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3 in housewares"...and see what happens.

4. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, go!"

5. Move a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

10. Jump in a cart and have a friend push you around screaming, "The British are coming!!"

11. Wander through the store dressed in all black with a fake walkie-talkie humming the 'Mission Impossible' theme-tune. When someone asks what you're doing, scream "LOOK OUT!!" and push them behind a shelf.

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME! PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's the voices again!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!"

Repost this if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things!

A Contradiction:

One fine day, in the middle of the night,

Two dead men got up to fight,

Back to back, they faced each other,

Drew their swords and shot each other!

(I saw this written on a wall somewhere and thought it was brilliant... I'm a sad person.)

The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

EMO=Extravagantly Made Origami

Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns...but the bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all goth again...

If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?

If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

When it rains on my parade, I bust out the slip n' slide.

Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.

One day we're going to look back on this, laugh nervously and then change the subject

My Favourite Pairings!! (It's a looong list...)

Bleach-

Ichigo x Rukia (I mean, c'mon! They're perfect for each other! I've nothing against Orihime herself, but I don't like her with Ichigo)

Orihime x Ishida (I thought he was going to be with Yoshino, but then she had to go and die...)

Hitsugaya x Karin (It probably won't happen, but I DON'T like Hinamori, she's so whiny.)

Renji x Tatsuki (probably won't happen either, but whatever.)

Naruto-

Sasuke x Sakura (They WILL be together!! I COMMAND IT!! And besides, Sakura thinks of Naruto as a brother.)

Naruto x Hinata (They'd be so cute together!! And the manga chapter 'Confession' is a SIGN.)

Shikamaru x Temari (But I like Ino x Shikamaru too...)

Inuyasha-

Kagome x Inuyasha ('cause their fights make me laugh, and Kikyo is a bxxxh.)

Fruits Basket-

Kyo x Tohru (They're just perfect for each other)

Skulduggery Pleasant-

Valkyrie x Fletcher (If you haven't read 'The Faceless Ones', you won't know who he is. He's annoying, but I like him. I DON'T like Skulduggery x Valkyrie, that's just weird.)

Artemis Fowl-

Atremis x Holly (Holly ROCKS! Minerva just bugs me, how can a genius be that stupid?)

Last night I was in bed, looking up at the stars, when suddenly I wondered...

"Dude, where the heck's my ceiling?"

I, ItsDarkInHere, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else.
I have joined the Review Revolution! To join, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.
(BOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!)

If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought impossible to choke on), copy this in your profile.

If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination, copy and paste here.

If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know the clowns are out to get you, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever run into a doorway that you clearly could've dodged, but just weren't paying enough attention, copy and paste this into your profile.

I fall down AND up stairs! That takes talent!!

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull, or vice versa copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. (Although I have to admit I'm the sort of person that usually loses...)

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

Every time I go to the doctor's I get a jacket. A strait one. It makes me feel special because I get to hug myself.

I used to have super powers but my therapist took them away...

I'm the kind of girl who can watch tons of horror movies and not get scared, but scream at the top of my lungs when toast pops out of the toaster.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

Our survival requires bold, decisive, visionary leadership. So basically we're all screwed.

Sometimes it's best to not question your friends. Just help them dump the body bag into the river.

24 (AWESOME) WAYS TO ANNOY YOUR PARENTS (I got this off xsasusaku4everx's profile, she rocks!!)

1.Follow them around the house everywhere.
2. Moo when they say your name.
3. Pretend to have amnesia.
4. Say everything backwards.
5. Run into walls.
6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
7. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!"
8. Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder
9. Repeat all of the words in a film.
10.Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!!"
11. Wear a sticker that says "I'm a fish and loving it!!"
12. Talk to a pen.
13. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to ALL the time.
14. Try and climb the wall.
16. Put pegs on your nose and eyes.
17. Switch the light button on and off for awhile. Then say "Oh... I get it!"
18. Eat your hair.
19. Hold their hand and whisper to them "I see dead people."
20. When you shower or bath yell"I'm drowning!!"
21. At everything they say yell "LIAR!!"
22. Pretend to be a phone.
23. Try to swim in the floor.
24. Tap on their door all night!

If you have of have ever had a crush on an anime character, copy and paste this into your profile.

(Lavi, Kanda (Yuu-chan!), Toshiro, Nova, Gaara and Sasuke, I'm pointing at you!!)

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

To anyone that has been accused of being a vampire, you're not alone out there... trust me when I say that.

Raisins are evil, retarded grapes. Don't argue with me.

If at first you don’t succeed...cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.

Paste this in your profile if you're a procrastination addict.

"A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." Copy and Paste if you are a Ninja!

I stayed up all night playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a Full House and 4 people died.

Be a rebel; open the wrong side of the popcorn bag.

If you woke up breathing; congratulations! You have a second chance!

I knew it. I knew it. Well, not in the sense of having the slightest idea, but I knew there was something I didn't know.

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

I like to murder people in sadistic ways while humming showtunes.

In a dog-eat-dog world the best thing to do is become a cat.

Rules are like paperclips. Meant to hold things together, fun to bend, and easy to twist out of shape.

They say that guns don't kill people. People do. But I think that guns help. I mean, if a guy goes into a middle of a room and yells "BANG!" He wouldn't kill that many people.

Sarcasm isn't an attitude; it's an ART.

If you're pissed at someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, your a mile away from them, and you have their shoes! Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!

Call me weird, call me strange, call me different, I won't change.

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and enjoy while others try to figure out how you did it.

I know it sounds like I'm in denial. But I'm not.

As I said before, I never repeat myself.

Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.

I'm here because heaven wouldn't take me and hell was afraid I'd take over.

13 Things to do in an Elevator

1) Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

3) Meow occasionally.

4) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

5) Wait until there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

6) Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

7) Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

8) Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

9) Call out "Group hug" then enforce it.

10) Grimance painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"

11) While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.

12) Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."

13) Laugh maniacally whenever anyone looks at you and say you're here for the mental health convention.

My friends are the kind of people who will spend hours trying to drown a fish; I love them to death.

I'm so tired of people saying I have anger issues, if you do, I'll slit your throat!

Don't tick me off, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

I like poetry, long walks on the beach, and poking dead things with a stick.

Silence is golden, ductape is silver.

If life gives you lemons, squirt juice in your enemy's eyes

Can't sleep... Clowns will eat me..

I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on ebay.

You shouldn't let your mind wonder. It's much to small to be out on it's own.

You're not the brightest crayon in the box - are you?

If there is life on other planets, they must be using Earth as thier insane asylum.

And on the eighth day, God created fangirls... shortly thereafter, he said unto Adam... "My bad."