Hi... i'm br- i mean... uhhh... bratifur... ya! bratifur! wait! changed my mind! i'm mimi! (man i'm strange)

Age: young enough to ask why you want my age

Random info:

1. i like pie
2.i like yaoi
3. i don't like yuri
4. people say i'm totaly random
5. CHICKEN!
6. popular kids scare me
7. my best friend is popular
8. i'm scared of my best friend
9. i suck at spelling
10. i'd die without spell cheak
11. i hate cheese
12. being yelled at makes me feel good.
13. i love small dark spaces
14. large dark spaces scare the crap out of me
15. i can't go outside alone at night
16. i'm parinoied
17. i avoid my family
18. i don't care that i have no social life
19. i don't like talking to people
20. i hate the concept of making friends
21. i didn't know i didn't have any friends untill grade four.
22. i didn't know that i was being bullied untill grade four.
23. i swiched schools at grade four
24. i talk too much
25. most of the time i don't know what the hell i'm doing untill it's done then act like i knew all along. and it allways works.

okey, so... ya... thanks for bothering reading this

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Okey so this one time, i was reading and i was like, 'Hey! Wouldn't it be cool to have an account so i could comment? Plus i could wright fanfics and post them!' I thought I was brilliant but it wasen't untill after I made it, I relized all my fanfics suck and I usually only wright original stories that suck all by themselfs. I was like 'crap!' But then i grabed a jar of honey, and continued on with my day, cause i'm weiard like that. - spell check sux!!

You know when you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) You were too busy nodding and smiling to notice no. 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a no. 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

Spread ThE WoRd, so Less of Us Are Hurt

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working on the corner because no one will hire a transsexual women.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother's hand through the pain, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let in my 27 partner into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the most loving family I ever had; I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for 3 weeks, and in another year, I'll be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks after graduating high school. It was simply too much to bare.
We are the couple who have the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom to go into so no one will call management.
I am the mother not allowed to see her children that I gave birth to, nursed and raised because the court says I'm an unfit mother since I live with another women.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who suddenly had the support system go cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner was also a women.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who had no support because I am a male.
I am the father who never hugged his own son in fear of showing affection for another male.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me when they realized I was a transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped going to church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their door on my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what the world needs, love.
I am the person who is afraid to tell his Christian parents that he loves another male.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, pointless people of Pluto, ZeratheNightDancer, Acegik13, Ryuu-Chiyo, Akemi-Chiyo, Archangel's Requiem, Animegirl92, CSIBeauty, Shining.Collection.X, Tysonkaiexperiment, peter-pipers-biotch

Check this out...

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ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

1. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (first pet & current car),
kitty no

2.YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (fave ice cream flavor, favorite cookie),
chocolate chip cookie dough chocolate chunk

3. YOUR "FLY Guy/Girl" NAME: (first initial of first name, first three letters of your last name)
B-Gra

4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal),
red fox.

5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)
Lynn Brantford

6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first)
Grabr

7. SUPERHERO NAME: ("The" + 2nd favorite color, favorite drink),
The Black Water

8. NASCAR NAME: (the first names of your grandfathers),
John Edger

9. STRIPPER NAME: ( the name of your favorite perfume/cologne/scent, favorite candy)
Axe cotten candy

10.WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's & father's middle names ),
Lynn Paul

11. TV WEATHER ANCHOR NAME: (Your 5th grade teacher's last name, a major city that starts with the same letter),
Mason Montana

12. SPY NAME: (your favorite season/holiday, flower).
Fall Daisis

13. CARTOON NAME: (favorite fruit, article of clothing you're wearing right now + "ie" or "y")
Banana Denemy

14. HIPPY NAME: (What you ate for breakfast, your favorite tree),
Mini Wheat Willow

15. YOUR ROCKSTAR TOUR NAME: ("The" + Your fave hobby/craft, fave weather element + "Tour"),
The Cutting Rain tour

This thing just keeps getting longer!

You are the highest level uke. Other uke admire you, some seme fear you. At times, you can even fool other people into thinking you are seme with your mischievous, manipulative attitude, but when push comes to shove, your true submissive nature emerges - all you really want is the punishment. It takes a seme with just enough sadistic tendencies to dish out the punishment you really want, but enough patience not to outright kill you, so you are best paired with the "Don't Fuck With Me" Seme. Now you can get pins or t-shirts of your results

This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. This was a huge wedding with over 300 guests. After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage and took the microphone to talk to the crowd. He said that he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and groom's families for coming and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a fabulous reception. To thank everyone for coming and bringing gifts and everything, he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift from just him. Taped to the bottom of everyone's chair (even the chairs of the wedding party) was a manila envelope. He said that was his gift to everyone, and told everyone to open their envelopes.

Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 picture of his best man having sex with the bride.(He had gotten suspicious of the two of them and hired a private detective to trail them weeks prior to the wedding.) After he stood there and watched the people's reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said "F-- you !" he then turned to the bride and said "F-- you !" and then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said..."Thanks, I'm out of here."

He had the marriage annulled first thing that Monday morning. While most of us would have broken off the engagement immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with it anyway as if nothing was wrong. His revenge:1) Making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception. 2) Letting everyone know exactly what did happen.3) And best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of all of their friends, their parents, brothers, sisters, grandparents, nieces and nephews, etc...Ya got to love this guy.