"It's true, it's true,
I'm smarter than you!"
Said the cat to the frog,
And the frog went "Burp."

"I'm pretty, I'm pretty,
And terribly witty!"
Said the cat to the frog,
And the frog went "Blah."

~Arnold Spilka

Hi there! I'm a writer, artist, musician, and self-proclaimed Final Fantasy geek; the latter of which is pretty much the reason I'm here. I'm a sucker for a good Final Fantasy fanfic.

I don't write fanfiction. Any attempt I've made to do so becomes this awful, cliched mess that I would be ashamed to post for the public. I do, however, write original fiction (which, in my humble opinion, is not awful or cliched), and if you were ever curious to read my original fiction, you can find it posted on FictionPress.com under the same penname.

Without seeming too much like a shameless plug, if you were interested in reading my original fiction, the story I'm currently working on is a Fantasy/Sci-Fi story called "ReGeneration" and can be found here:

http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2464375/1/ReGeneration

~Ms. Jenny Rocker

There is this old woman,
She lives down the road
You can often find her
Kneeling inside of her home
And I often ask her,
"Are you looking for the mother load?"
"Huh? No!
No, my child this is not my desire,
I'm digging for fire."

~"Dig for fire" by the Pixies