"When life hands you lemons, throw them back and demand Jasper Hale."
"An apple a day keeps the doctor away... but since Carlisle is cute, screw the fruit."
"I'm not easily distracted I-Hey, is that guy sparkling!"
"Psh, screw the Dark Side. So what if they have cookies? Come to the Light Side, we have Jasper Hale!"

A True Boyfriend =

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her

When she stare's at your mouth
Kiss her

When she pushes you or hit's you
Grab her and dont let go

When she start's cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong

When she ignore's you
Give her your attention

When she pull's away
Pull her back

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and dont say a word

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared
Protect her

When she lay's her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steal's your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she tease's you
Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesnt answer for a long time
Reassure her that everything is okay

When she look's at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When she say's that she like's you
she really does more than you could understand

When she grab's at your hands
Hold her's and play with her fingers

When she bump's into you
bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tell's you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
dont look away until she does

When she misses you
she's hurting inside

When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away

When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it -

Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.-

When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go-

When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-

Call her before you sleep and after you wake up-

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-

Tease her and let her tease you back.-

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-

Give her the world.-

Let her wear your clothes.-

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-

Let her know she's important.-

Kiss her in the pouring rain.-

When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"

This is sooooo sad... ):

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

You know you live in 2007 when...

1. You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

7.As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

8. You read this list, and keep noddingand smiling.

9. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

10. You were too busy to notice number five.

11. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.

12. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

13. Put this in your pro if you fell for it. You know you did.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

"Screw Edward, I want Jasper!"

"Oh Hale no!" , "Hale yes!", "What the Hale?"

"No Jasper way that's Hale-ing awesome"

"I like my men Tragic, Cold, and Scarred"

"If I die, I'll kill you"

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. (Yeah!! Just yesterday (1-1-09) with my best buddy Jori!!)

My best friend is insane, if you think your best friend is insane, put this in your profile.

Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and prode of it, put this in your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, put it in your profile..

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile..

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

Everyday .

Dear Yesterday,

Please don't let me forget about you.
I need my mistakes and my memories of failure.
In order to succeed for Today and Tomorrow.
Show me what I've done so I can do more.
And teach me ways I can visit you, without staying for too long.

Dear Today,

Refuse to be taken for granted.
And encourage my choice to love you.
Help me to make you beautiful.
So that when you become Yesterday
I will remember you Tomorrow.

Dear Tomorrow,

Be nothing like Today.
And everything more than Yesterday.
Teach me the value of time
As I appreciate your arrival.
Because Yesterday and Today both know, you can never promise to arrive.

. ryan conferido

I wonder where you are .
And what you've written so far .
Your life story is an enchantment to me
In knowing I will someday be part of it .

You don't know who I am . Or where I am .
It could be a long time before you find out .
These city lights may never shine your way .
Your symphony might lay unwritten; and your song left silent .
But I will be a blessed man to earn the honor of making you smile .

I'll live for you before you know it .
The sun won't ever set on my virtue .
All I have is enough time to improve myself
And ultimately rival the horizon of your elegance .

These days will inevitably become the past .
And we'll sit and talk about them sometime .
By then, any memories of days when you felt lonely will disperse .
Because you'll know even then, I was out here .
Working hard to somehow . someday . gain the unfailing ability
To promise you happiness before you know it .

You'll be a part of my life before you realize I'm even living .
I have faith that you exist . You're here in my reality somewhere .
And I know I won't be imagining you forever .
You're going to be wonderful .
So I need to be that, too .

I can't paint your picture . Or assemble your image .
Your existence shatters the capacity of my expectations
And I couldn't even compose a fiction beyond your marvel
If I had an infinite power of boundless exaggeration .

You're going to change what I believe in life and love .
And what I believe I love about life .
Regardless of how I prepare, I don't think I'll ever truly be ready
For that first moment your eyes strike me frozen .
Truly, that will be both the defeat and victory of my spirit .

I'll have to find a thousand new ways to express myself .
You'll have me frequently distracted, disoriented, and speechless .
But never regretful to find myself that way .

I used to think that I'd be able to write the most captivating poem
About you . After I know you better .

However, once I finally meet you, I doubt I'll write anything .
Because everything about you, will be beautifully unexplainable .

So I'm going to spend my time writing for you now .
Until these words grow to fail in value .
At the mercy of your truth .

. ryan conferido

Female Come Backs

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"

GUYS REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen

"We are all like fireworks. We climb, shine, and always go our seperate ways and become further apart. Then even if that time comes, let's not disappear like a firework, and continue to shine. Forever." Toshiro Hitsugaya

Super Junior M - Blue Tomorrow

KH]When it’s tomorrow, we agree not to meet again
Sitting in the shop at the end of the road, I ordered a cup of missing (you)
[ZM]When it’s tomorrow, we can only let love pass by
Before daybreak, two persons’ smiling faces become a yellowed photograph

[RW]Around me ([H]loneliness is spreading)
Vision (is being blurred by tears)
I left "I love you" at the bottom of my heart and put them on the tip of my lips

Chorus
[HG]When it’s tomorrow, you will leave my side
[SW]When it’s tomorrow, I will wish upon a shooting star alone
Just like the ending of a movie
[H]Our ending fulfilled the prediction of tears
[KH]Broken promises all over the ground, the yesterday that cannot be pieced together again
But I still look forward to the appearance of a miracle, oh no
[H]Your shadow is drifting further and further away.

[HG]Love is still lingering in my room
Before the memory becomes real, in a moment
It felt like you were in front of my eyes

[ZM]Around me ([H]loneliness is spreading)
This vision (is being blurred by tears)
A sentence "I love you", I left it deep in the bottom of my heart and put it on the tip of my lips

[SW]When it’s tomorrow, you will leave my side
[DH]When it’s tomorrow, I will wish upon a shooting star alone
Just like the ending of a movie
[H]Our ending fulfilled the prediction of tears
[RW]Broken promises all over the ground, the yesterday that cannot be pieced together again
But I still look forward to the appearance of a miracle, oh no
[SW]Your shadow is drifting further and further away.

[ZM]Without you, love starts to hibernate
Loneliness will occupy every day
I stand under the streetlight, on the side of the cold street
[RW]That place where we once embraced
[KH]Is the roof under which we once seek shelter from the rain together, oh

[HG]When it’s tomorrow, you will leave my side
[SW]When it’s tomorrow, I will wish upon a shooting star alone
Just like the ending of a movie
[H]Our ending fulfilled the prediction of tears
[KH]Broken promises all over the ground, the yesterday that cannot be pieced together again
But I keep looking forward to the appearance of a miracle, oh no

[DH]I still reminisce the past when we were in love
[ZM]I’m still waiting for you to come back to my side
Tears are falling on the side of my cold pillow
[RW]I hit pause on time until you appear again
I cannot stand each of the days without you, oh no

I love you, it will not change
[KH]I’ll be loving you till eternity

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted, "Toma SOta Balcu", as he buried her.Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night, she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.