Duncan was thrown into the hallway wearing no more than his boxers and dog collar. "Yeah," he replied to the crowd, dodging one of Courtney's projectiles and smirking at his former campmates. "This is EXACTLY what it looks like." A Playa De Losers fic.

Struggling to deal with her parents' divorce, Bella meets a confidant in the most unlikely of places.

For Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward contest. A new player joins Edward's D&D group, with sexy results. Lemon ExB

Bella and Rose aren't expecting much when they walk into their favorite Friday night bar on a dreary Saturday evening until a hot guy in a kilt walks by. Kiltward with a nod to JAMMF. Dedicated to Valwaltzing and Jo.

One time, no matter how hot or sexy was not enough. We both knew it. So he made me an offer I couldn't refuse. For the next year my body would belong to Edward R Cullen; the billionaire, the genius, the sex addict and the married man. How did I get here and why don't I want to leave?

There's a new craze in the wizarding world: Immersion Books. When Harry and Ron buy one for Hermione's birthday she finds herself immersed in a medieval world where a certain blond Slytherin has been cast as her lover.

A new student's hairy situation brings Professors Granger and Malfoy closer together.

Bella is adopted by the Cullens when she is four days old. She grows an immediate attatchment to Edward and he raises her like a father. But when she turns seventeen something changes, and they fall in-love. But will it be too awkward?

Draco sat there comfortably, waiting. He'd let Hermione do the job, and watch from the sidelines. He felt like a little boy about to watch porn for the first time. This was his porn, watching her drag information out of an unfortunate wizard.

formly known as totaldramaisland4ever. Courtney's parents sold her soul to reaper who is a boy with a green mohawk. Only to find out she has to marry him and have his child. Slowly, Courtney finds out the truth about him and all his terrible secrects.

A young woman's life changes forever when her home is invaded by the Nazis.

Based on The Punishment Himself and Wendy Darling. But you can understand even if you didn't read that one. Story: Peter punished the boys, left Wendy alone, and now he's back.

After a year Wendy hoped that Neverland was behind her but the sound of pan pipes drifting through her dormitory one night change all that. Peter/Wendy. Darkish.

My Entries for TLS's Flash Fic Friday - Enjoy! - Warning: Over 18 Only Please (You Know Why)

Mature Duncan/Courtney three-shot. Smut, lemons, dirty talk, prostitution, abuse, non-con themes, language, OOC

Bella Swan - rock band New Moon's lone female guitarist - has always loved front man Edward Cullen and always hated his slut of a girlfriend. He's been blind to her feelings before, but things are about to change as soon as New Moon's world tour starts.

"He's the bane of my existence. The chip to my manicure. The pus to my pimple. The smell to my dirty laundry. So why did I find him so freaking sexy!" A story about the fine line between hate and lust. BXE, AH, OOC M for language and lemons

All Bella Swan wants to do is survive high school, but when you're a klutz extraordinaire, have the hots for the popular guy and there's a cheerleader out to destroy you, surviving high school may be harder than it seems. AH/Teen Fic

Bella is having a really bad day. Work was awful, and now her freaky neighbour is spying on her again. She wants this to stop. Can a sexy police officer help her make the stalking end ? AH, very OOC. Entry for the Public Lovin Fanfiction Contest.

Soon-to-be college freshman Bella has been in love since she was thirteen. She has one weekend in Vegas to make a move and come home a winner, but how will her best friend's father feel about the hand she plays?

Bella Swan never thought that she would end up working in a correctional institute. But she needed a change from the mundane, and well, she may have found just what she was looking for within these prison walls.

Draco has a very interesting encounter with an energy drink. Rated for swearing.

Vampires don't eat pizza. They don't like garlic or sunlight either. Bella has a science project to complete, and his name is Edward Cullen. ExB

"Stop pacing, you're making it worse. We must be patient." - 500 word drabble - My Round Two entry for Hump Madness 2012.

City girl Bella Swan is sent to the country to attend her father's military academy. Little did she know not only would she be taught discipline but also a thing or two about love. Bella Swan meet Cadet Major Edward Cullen. DRABBLE

Bella is a crude girl with a bad attitude. Edward is a good little church boy that Bella lusts after. Will she be able to seduce him? M for language, lemons, and corruption of innocence. OOC *Winner of Best Rosalie at The Sunflower Awards

Hermione is tired of her boss commenting on her clothes, her lack of social life and her tense demeanor. So she decides to take matters into her own hands. Soon Draco finds himself in a sticky predicament and has nobody to blame but himself.

There was an inter-house unity party last night - and someone spiked the punch. Join our favorite people as they wake up with hangovers in places they don't remember being... Rated M for nakedness. Possibly a bit OOC - I don't really think so though.

"Did I just write that? Got to start writing in pencil! Crap! I don't like him! Don't like him!" Courtney's Diary from TDI, 'Playa De Losers' included. Thanks everyone for 100 reviews! -Duncan/Courtney-

A sexually repressed Sirius, and a seductive Hermione are matched for a Secret Santa game. A sexual Rendezvous the night before the gift exchange gives Sirius the perfect idea.

Bella with some backbone. A cynical smart ass who attracts the attention of the local brooding vampire, Edward Cullen. AU/OOC. Rated M for strong snark and lemons galore. Nominated for three Tomato Soup Awards!

"Honestly Granger, you can't just come in here with your little shorts and bloody sleep shirt, wanting to sleep in my bed, and then practically rape me in your sleep, and then go and act like everything you do DOESN'T drive me completely up the wall." MATURE CONTENT

Carlisle perverts a Christmas classic. See what's going on in and around the Cullen house on Christmas Eve. This is just for shiggles. M for really dirty humor, smut, and mistreatment of forest creatures. Vampire/human. AU. CPOV

Have you ever woken up hung over, in bed with your best friend? No? Neither have Bella and Edward. Written for Fandom4LLS. Rated M for language.

Bella has always hated her Christmas Birthday, but this year Santa brings her a special treat. This is Unbetad, and there are mistakes. I wrote and posted it all in the last 15 minutes before midnight. ;

.:DHr:. A followup to "Lies in Which They Could Shag". Once again, the title really says it all. .:Drabble:.

James has finally won Lily Evan's affection. They have been dating for a while and Lily is getting frustrated James isn't making the next 'move'. James wants to wait. Lily will have none of it. xD

Inspired by the game "Bully". Duncan Hopkins enters Wawanakwa Academy and soon begins a war with all cliques, Jocks, Nerds, Preps and Greasers. Will he be able to take control of the wild cliques and keep his romance with a former brunette Prep? R&R

Some say that love is a battlefield, but for Draco, it might as well be a Quidditch field. And if only Hermione were a Quaffle, he would score with her. If she wanted him to play Chaser, then, by Salazar, he would stop at nothing to win. WARNING: MATURE!

Bella Swan is no stranger to hard work, but everything changes when she is forced to work in Cullen Manor, the home of America's royal family. Her encounters with a certain prince cause her to wonder if the rules are worth following. MODERN DAY. AH, OOC

Summer vacations are boring and bland especially for the recent high school graduate, Courtney. Luckily for her Duncan invites her over his house for some fun while his parents are gone. How far will she let him go? Oneshot T for language, 'fun', & fluff.

Bella has a minor traffic violation...she gets much more than a fine at the courthouse. My submission to the "For the Love of a Man in Uniform" contest. 2nd Place in Public Vote!

The wizard made a final step towards the young witch and covered her little hand on his chest with his, while whispering huskily, "Let me help you with this, witch." Seduction at its finest. Sirius/Hermione. Romance/Humour.AU.Post-Hogwarts

Derek gets the shock of his life when Casey comes to him with a request he never considered. A request he'd never even fantisized about. But he's about to start. And maybe, just maybe, she's thinking of him, too. Derek/Casey. Complete.

Bella meets the big man on campus, Emmett Cullen. He is smitten with her, but she is drawn to his disturbed brother. She can have the golden boy, or try to make a relationship work with someone incapable of giving her what she needs. All human.

Courtney's mouse had just clicked the word document containing the case when- "Mommy... How are babies made?" One night Courtney and Duncan try to explain to their daughter the miracle of life- Hilarity ensues. Duncan x Courtney, one-shot.

Bella and her best friend Alice spend the summer slumming it at the trailer park. Edward and Jasper make it a hell of a lot more fun. BPOV AH/OOC Originally written for a challenge. Now edited, thought I would get it up here.

"If you loved me so much Duncan, then why? Why did you cheat on me?" Courtney and Duncan meet each other ten years after TDWT, to find that some decisions were best never made

When I took a job as a tour guide at the Kennedy Space Center I didn't expect to meet him. Astronaut Edward Cullen aka the "youngest and best looking one in NASA"...his words, not mine. Houston we have a problem.

What if Chris decided to do more than just merge teams, what if he decided to merge sleeping arrangements just to torture the cast-mates, and what if Courtney and Duncan had to share the same bed! Rated M for later chapters!

Bella hated Edward, and Edward hated Bella. Or so she thought. Forced to work with him for the money, there's no escaping his anger, his resentment, and... his love. AH/AU EDITING IN PROGRESS: CHAPTER 1-4 DONE

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Draco's been turned into a ferret,... again only this time by our resident bookworm. i own only twisted plotline M FOR A SMEXY SMUTTY REASON

Bella is adopted by the Cullen's and one day, a Justin Bieber music video comes on. Follow what happens in this strange event. Based off video from youtube. Video on profile. Rated K!

When Hermione and Draco are forced to marry, both are horrified. The worst part is, they have to concieve a child within their first year. Which means constant sex. With each other. It must be hell on earth.

One-shot for the FML Contest. Poor Edward. His family thinks he's gay, and gives him a fruitcake at Christmas to symbolically let him know that they're okay with it. The trouble? He's straight. ExB. AH. Oh, boy. Link to the contest in the story.

Post TDA, Duncan's reality TV fame has re-sparked the interest of several of his ex-girlfriends. So Courtney takes it upon herself to set the record straight, by ANY means necessary. NO ONE messes with HER bad boy. Starring other TDA castmates

One-shot! First Dramione fic! "A-are you blackmailing me?" "Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer the term 'business arrangement.' One in which should you choose not to accept, it would not end favorably for you."

Two Ministers battling to be more favoured and chosen Minister. When Minister Harry Potter dumps his plain girlfriend Hermione to introduce a beautiful women to promote his office, she does what any woman scorned would do: she joins his rival Draco Malfoy

AU. Incomplete

Courtney's eyes widened. "Duncan what the heck are you doing here?" He smirked. "Now,now. Is that anyway to talk to your boss?" Now that Courtney has her dream job as a prestigious lawyer, what can stop her from enjoying it . . .? Her boss maybe!

-DxC- "You. Criminal. Window. Pervert. Confused," Courtney said incoherently. "You. Princess. Towel. Gorgeous. Lusty," Duncan retorted playfully.

Edward Cullen was always a little on the nerdy side in high school. Bella Swan was always a little too hardcore. Geekward FGB oneshot for kezcullen. Rated M for lang

Their real first meeting, their real first fight, their real first kiss! What unseen footage took place between Duncan and Courtney on Total Drama Island? Find out!

Bella at the age of 3 gets in a car accident and searches for help. She knocks on the door of the only house she can find. Edward is the one to answer to the door. The Cullen's end up adopting Bella. This is the story of Bella growing up. Please Read!

Jump,Splat,Puff,Slash,Silence. The life betweem Duncan and Courtney as kids leading towards the future. The diary explains it all.

Hell has broken loose. The ruthless couple of Duncan and Heather had broken up leaving Heather on top, and Duncan looking for a new girl to suite his needs. What happens when he takes a sudden interest in a certain CIT? Discontinued.

I sighed impatiently and pulled my shirt back on and walked back onto my bed. "Don't hurt your pretty little head princess. It's nothing to get worked up over, just a few bruises" DxC violence, rape, mature themes.

Bella enrolls in a prestegious summer camp before her Senior year in High School so she can go to Dartmouth. When she arrives she realizes that her mother decided to overlook the fact that it is a Camp for Boys. Oh, well might as well enjoy it, right? R&R

Courtney moves from Canada to Atlanta. She is going to have to deal with hobos,Pollution,and of course Duncan!Will she be able to handle the City Life or go crawling back to Canada,and will she avoid Duncan's gang or join them? TDI never happened

Songfic/Dramione Hermione proves a point. Rated M for later Chapters. Prologue is set a little more into the story. Begins at 1. Sexy Lil' Me. I Love Reviews.

Edward is a cocky but talented professional quarterback. His only problem is his sexy, shrew of a team owner. What can happen when the two clash during a heated meeting? ONE-SHOT, E/B

a collection of one-shots going from A to Z about Duncan and Courtney moments, some sweet, some humour, some sad, but all D/C

Duncan and Courtney never formally met until they got partnered up for an english class project. The project: a marriage simulation. That's right, Duncan and Courtney have to pretend to be married for a whole week.

Just going to be a series of D/C Duncan/Courtney one-shots. Rated T, just to be safe.

Duncan and Courtney lovey - dovey deleted scene type thingy. It's good, please read and review.

Have you ever wondered what happens after the wedding and how the wedding night itself happened for Ariel and Eric? Did Ariel know what was coming for her that night? Read on to find out.. M for Chapter 2 and 3.

Duncan goes over the 7 rules he has with a certain brunette. Bad summary but good story.

Edward and Bella spend a little time together in the kitchen of the restaurant they work at. Enjoy!

This boy had himself wedged up against her innocent and untouched body in such a way she just wanted to moan his name. But she would drop dead before she did that. -DxC --Now a two-shot

Bella is an amazing dancer who just got accepted into Cullen Dance Academy, the most succesful school in the country.What happens when the dance instructor is a certain bronze haired god who shows feelings toward Bella? EXB

funny fluffy- When Edward stumbles on Bella's VERY personal journal and reads it he can't help but try and figure out who is having these VERY dirty thoughts. Rated M for a reason-- cannon-ooc- AH

For one and a half week he has been seeing her everywhere that he went. As she enters his favourite café Draco decides to confront her. But Hermione isn't one to be confronted. She ends up surpsising him beyond anything he has experienced. WARNING: smut

It was just after sixth year when Hermione Granger died. When she did, Onyx Raven was born. Without her friends knowing she's alive and nothing else to live for, Hermione goes undercover. Does this former bookworm have it in her to be a Slytherin? DM/HG

When Bella Swan came to work for Ladies man, playboy Millionaire, CEO Edward Cullen, it seemed he had taken over her life. Expecting his new assistant to be at his command day and night.

Edward can't study because his roomate Emmett. He goes to the library to do his homework. Or will he do more than that? Please read! Edward and Bella!

Hermione has matured over the summer and has even become Head Girl. Draco became Head Boy and doesn't recognize the new Granger. What happens on a night when they go to school early and are alone together? M for SMUT! One-Shot: Complete!

A simple one - shot featuring...DUNCAN AND COURTNEY! YAY!

Draco enters the flat and finds Hermione groaning on the floor. And then he finds out why.

Bella helps out the sexy DILF she meets at her niece's swimming lesson.

“Beg for it, Mudblood.” He shifted closer and whispered in her ear seductively." Rated M for Sex. Oneshot.

A wizard work from sun to sun, but a house elf's work is never done'. Exerpts from Tibby's diary, as regards an average day in Malfoy manor. Silence-verse.

part 3 in my 50 things to remember series. This time it is about things to rememeber while Courtney is pregnant. A little bit of a tie in with my Total drama Generation fanfic. cute and funny, mentions other characters. redone

Beginning with his time in the boat house, and ending with the most dramatic vote-off of the season, this one-shot shows the wonderful story of how Courtney and Duncan became a couple.

All of those warm and comforting thoughts were interrupted when a ball of frozen water smacked right into her shoulder. Laughter soon fallowed from the thrower. - DxC

Courtney Garcia is Hollywood's good girl. Duncan DeFiore is Hollywood's bad boy. What Happens when they have to make a film as a couple? Will there be blood or will there be love...

Title says all. When the judge had enough of Duncan, they send him to boot camp. But when Courtney, daughter of the Head Chief, goes there too, what will happen to our favorite couple? Full of suspense, drama, action, and romance. Currently on Hiatus!

Post TDA episode 14 -One Million Bucks BC. -- Courtney dwells on past things said. DxC

Edward Finds Bella in his meadow, in the middle of december, The only thing different is, Bella is a Pixie. I suck at summaries, much better than it sounds. Chapter Eighteen Up. Wee-ooo. Rated M... For LATER chapers. Not for a while.

She looked at her naked finger, there was even tan lines there she had been wearing it so long. 6 years since they first got married, and not once had she taken it off until now. It felt good - it felt free. OC x C, DxC. Violence, swearing, warned.

VERY GRAPHIC short story. Began as a one shot but people liked it, so I continued. No real plot though, mostly just sex, so, yeah. GRAPHIC! R&R Please.

7th year at Hogwarts. Hermione discovers a secret about her past. What happens when Draco is the only other person who knows and what happens when the Wizard Community finds out?

One-shot. Starts off with Gwen talking to Trent in TDA episode 3 and telling him about Duncan keeping that photo of Courtney under his pillow, then shows you how that photo was taken.

Just come with me," Kevin whispered sotly, his eyes glinting dangerously. Gwen turned her head away, refusing to look him in the eye. Kevin frowned and harshly grabbed Gwen's wrist, grazing his lips down her shivering neck. A dark Gwen/Kevin 11. Lemons 2

Draco comes home to surprise Hermione and is more than surprised, as she is. He won't admit that he likes muggle technology, but what about the internet? Will he admit to liking it? A smutty, lemon filled, DMHG PWP oneshot. R&R pls!

Hermione knew her revenge was kicking Ron where it hurt. But then again, revenge had never tasted so sweet, especially when Draco Malfoy was involved, so why stop? Draco/Hermione

There's evil roaming the halls of Sky High plus fire and water among other powers. Rated for language and violence. There same TDI cast and pairings

Blaise Zabini had the perfect plan. He was going to tell Hermione that Draco had a crush on her. Until he found out that they were already dating... Dramione with a little bit of Blaise/Harry.

Catastrophe Caracarci is a little girl who grows up at an orphanage. Dustin Eclipse, a pureblood, always teases her because she is a mudblood. But when Draco comes to the orphanage, Cat gets the best thing ever.. And Draco finally falls for Hermione!

Draco Malfoy never expected to fall in love with his best friend's girlfriend. Basically, his life is ruined. You see, fate has a way of kicking you when you're already down. Blaise/Hermione Draco/Hermione

Bella is sent to babysit 6-yr-old Alice but also meets Edward, Alice's brother. Bella is soon infactuated by Edward, but he's too dark n mysterious for his own good. He secretly lusts 4 her n she falls 4 him. Will bella be able to discover his good side?

There's nothing wrong with a little experimentation, right? Even if it is with Polyjuice Potion? That's what Hermione told herself, at least until she was caught nicking a blond hair from her boss's office. Alternate endings! Granger Enchanted Christmas 2009 Challenge.

Draco's annoyed about certain Muggle clothing.

The Christmas dance at Hogwarts has caused problems for it's head boy.

Hermione is mad and Draco finds himself thinking 'I'm lucky I'm sexy as sin.' Fourth in the Ego Series.

After getting rejected by Kevin, Gwen goes off on her own and meets up with Mike Morningstar who ends up raping her. After the incident, she goes into a depression so will Kevin figure it out and make her feel wanted? Oneshot Lemon.

A conversation between girlfriends, leads to a night she only imagined.

Stumbling Gryffindors is more like it. But the stumbling is mostly done by our favorite Platinum Blonde Slytherin Bad Boy! Suffice it to say it involves green silk boxers and breakfast in bed!

I posted this on a different account a long time ago Draco and Hermione go to Slug Club party separate, but during the course of events, things change between them, a relation ship starts, and ends in disappointment...R&R!

duncan and courtney can't stop thinking about each other. rated T for mild language.

A nice little Christmas Dramione Fanfic, rated M for a reason, Draco and Hermione have a fairly noisy Christmas Eve...

Courtney's in high school where the schools bad boy refuses to leave her alone.With couples together she is forced to go on doubledates with her friends and Duncan. Random,weird,and funny situations occur with surpriseshorrible summary awesome story READ!

Gwen wants to have sex with Duncan, but she can't because of Courtney. So decides to take control of Courtney's body to do so. In the end it's a DxC story and DxC sex scene.

Alice never had the vision. The Cullens never returned. Meet Becca. She's determined to uncover the secret of her grandma's journal, even if it meets looking for trouble. Nominated for Twilight & Indie Twific Awards! Most Orignal Plot, Best AU, Best OC

Forgivness comes in many shapes in for, that is what really stands in charms way XD

"Reading is sexy, Draco." Hermione said. "Prove it," He replied. This is the story of how Hermione Granger proved to Draco Malfoy that Reading is Sexy, and how they fell in love in the process.

We're shagging. -Just- shagging?

Title says all. They are in class and starts swearing at each other. Featuring Hermione, Draco, Harry, Ron, Pansy, Blaise, Ginny, Luna, Seamus, Dean, Lavender etc

Courtney and Duncan find out there's more than irritation behind their feelings... but what about the relationship that follows? How will they stay afloat? Loosely based on the actual plot of TDI

The TDI cast is reunited at the school Lake Shore Prep. Hilarity and love ensue as old friends reunite, as well as enemies...

My usual prey are the strong. I like to tear them apart, bring them down to the same level as everyone else. But I wanted something different for once. I wanted to kill someone weak. I chose Bella Swan. Too bad I misjudged her strength. AH. One-shot.

Duncan, Courtney, Bridgette, and Geoff decide it would be fun to camp out in a haunted house on Halloween night. Boy were they wrong. This is my first oneshot!

What Duncan has learnt about Courtney from the first episode till now. Cute and short, 50 things to remember about Courtney...50 things to remember about Duncan coming soon. review!

The year is 1987.The Cullens are living in Denali, Alaska when Alice has a vision. There is a one week old baby at the local orphanage. Her name is Isabella Swan. Her mother dies and labor and her father killed himself. The Cullens adopt Bella.

Hermione and Draco are kidnaped and trapped in a closet by an evil Mary Sue who wishes to replace them with her awesome Mary Sue Canon Characters! Rated for language and adult references.

Duncan has snuck into Courtney's room...again. What's Courtney gonna do when her parents have gone a little too far? And what surprises are in store for Duncan and Courtney? Just glue yer eyes to the screen and find out for yourself. YAY! 100 REVIEWS!

Draco and Hermione, like all newly appointed Head Boys and –Girls before them, are assigned to switch bodies for the first week of term to ensure a prosperous collaboration between them in the future. HGDM

A game of 'I never' reveals a secret no-one expected to be revealed. Now everyone has to deal with the aftermath.

a cute little oneshot about hermiones birthday. draco and hermione happily married with kids. a little bit of lemon

An alternate scene to episode 15 of Total Drama Action between Courtney and Duncan. Duncan finds Courtney in a compromising position and has to make a decision that actually turns out to benefit them both. DxC One-shot.

Two prefects, one slice of pie, one explosive exercise in learning to share. DracoHermione.

The first time he really noticed her she had dark bags under her eyes and was half out of her mind from a lack of sleep. Where in the world had that come from? Set during episode three, The Big Sleep. Slight Duncan/Courtney.

What happens when two mortal enemies meet under a mistletoe?

Somebody doesn't have Christmas spirit but Courtney wants to change that. TDI never happened. I'll try to fit a bit of every couple but this is really a D/C fic. T for slight language. I'm not good with deadlines so I couldn't finish by C-mas.

I made this funny two-shot with a little smut and a lot of comedy. It's a promising read, and if you review I promise another chapter! R&R Thanks!

Hermione needs the Order's sexiest wizard to teach her the art of love making after being dumped, and Sirius is only too happy to oblige. But can the king of love-em and leave-em give her what she desires or will his heart get in the way? Rating: ADULT

Just a short one-shot on the day after Sadie got voted off TDI. Major DxC with minor BxG. Mild swearing. R&R

Hermione comes home to Draco from a long day at work and realizes she has been neglecting poor Draco...how could she possibly make it up to him?

Duncan and Courtney are siting in his mustang when the most annoying and addictive song comes on. Based on the song "Best Friend" by Toybox

Perfect A student Courtney lands in DT for a week. Bad boy Duncan gets DT every week.what will happen if he meets a new person in DT for her first time?

Hermione and Draco meet at none other than The Leaky Cauldron, what happens next? Sweet one-shot between Hermione and Draco. Rated M to be safe.

Bella is the lucky recipient of Edward's 'hole in one' on the golf course. One Shot. AU/AH. Humorous smut.

.:Drabbles:. One scene from certain choice days in Draco and Hermione's lives. Careful, those pickup lines can't hold everything up. .:DHr:.

Courtney’s true feelings about Duncan and the way he makes her feel. Song-fic. One-shot. T because lets just say Courtney’s mind isn’t exactly as innocent as we thought and just to be safe. lol. Courtney’s so OOC.

Just a sexy one-shot. A/H.OOC. WARNING: Spanking.

In Jeneous, Courtney is a queen-to-be. But she must marry a suitor who she does not love if she were to become queen. So she decides to escape with her rebellious dish cleaner. Who is this dish cleaner? Duncan. Rated T.

Mr Cullen is Bella's English Lit. teacher, they are both cocky and are desperately attracted each other. They have both decided to tease each other to the pont of no return. Who will give in, is it just sex or is it more. Dangerously sinful.

Duncan gets handsy at one of Courtney's parents' charity benefits. Hilarity ensues. DxC TDA? What TDA?

Bella goes to kindergarten and meets a new best friend. I bet we can all guess who... Also Alice loses her barbies at Edwards b-day party. Who helps her fix them? And Emmett makes a sticky treat for his lady love. Three oneshots

Young, sexy therapist Edward meets emotionally troubled client Bella. Sparks fly. Ethics are questioned. Sexy time ensues anyway. 254-char summaries are difficult, just read if you're interested. I promise grammatically correct and plot-driven content.

Draco is doing a detention, when the person he least expects makes an appearance. What will happen. Rated M to be safe. Please don't let the title and summary deter you. I'm new and suck at writing titles and summaries. DM/HG. NOT PWP! One-shot.

She can deny it all she wants but coincidence or not...if it's meant to be, it's meant to be. DxC WARNING! A tad bit fluffy.

WORKING TITLE. TDI never happened. There's a new kid at the school Duncan , who finds an immediate interest in Courtney, who has absolutely no interest in him whatsoever. Can he get her to loosen up? DuncanxCourtney sucky summary... i know

In a battle of good versus evil, Gwen, Trent, Duncan, Courtney, Bridgette, and Geoff must destroy Heather and get rid of the Gem of the Underworld. But things are never as easy as they seem... Canon couples. AU.

AU. Hermione daydreams about Draco Malfoy... and gets caught by the whole school.

Duncan has been hitting on Courtney was a while, and she hasn't budged much. Will Courtney finally give in? Rated T for kissing, minor language, and just in case..

Bella is one of those pathetic, perpetually embarrassed poor souls who are destined for a lifetime of trips and accidents. So what havoc will Bella wreak when she becomes a waitress? Involves spilling piping hot liquids on a bronze-haired Adonis's crotch.

Sequal to Prep Or Punk. When Courtney get's "chase"nappes it's Rachael, Duncan, Maesha,a and some friends along the way to save her!

Duncan and Courtney. What happens when Duncan and Courtney spend time togeather? will it end badly, or will something more come out of it? T to be safe. Complete

you think YOUR last year at High School was bad? read this and compare. Many years after TDI and Courtney ends up going to Duncan's high school for the last year. a few close friends, a few close enemies, and more then the normal teen can handel.

Haven't you wondered why Duncan always called Courtney 'Princess? Well, here's the reason behind the nickname she hates so much. Duncan / Courtney. DxC. OneShot.

Bella grew up as a whore since the age of ten at a brothel, where she was treated as a real star. She had to obey just one rule: DON'T FALL IN LOVE! But when things suddenly get off course, can Bella stay true to the motto? All human, BxE, COMPLETE

DuncanXCourtney. First TDI fic. Just a little bit of random camper-ness. Now it's officially AU, since I already watched almost all of the rest of the show.

Draco discovers that his sexy new neighbor is none other than Hermione Granger. Fluff ensues!

When Bella and Alice are made to go to Summer Camp with Alice's playboy brother Edward and bitchy girlfriend Tanya, what's going to happen? Will Alice and Bella make friends with room mate Rosalie? And will Bella end up falling for Edward? ExB AxJ EmxR

It was his fault she was lying on the floor, bleeding. It was his fault she even came along. Yet she's smiling as she dies, and whispers, "No regrets." Before kissing him once more, and silently takes her last breath. Courtney / Duncan. OneShot.

Courtney has just signed up to go to summer camp, but apperently so did Duncan. What surprises will await them after the bus reaches camp? Who will they meet, and what will this trip do to their relationship? Find out in Only Him!

In which Draco does not cuddle. Ever. For any reason. He just doesn't.

Bad Boy Edward is forced to participate in the school play, alongside school nerd Bella. She'll challenge everything he's ever known - but does he care enough to change? Complete with Epilogue.

Hermione is taking a test after school and gets a steamy surprise when the teacher leaves the room. She finds love in the most unexpected person and ends up getting a 100 on her test! Lemon; don't like it don't read it. 1st lemon: reviews would be nice!

A short phone conversation between Draco and Hermione.

Professor Snape knows that students have been sneaking into his potions lab after hours and using the room for things that shouldn't be done in the classroom. He finally figures out who. But what's worse, he can't stop watching.

After some tense fighting in the hallways late one night, Draco and Hermione find themselves...stuck in a rather compromising position.

Undercover, these six students must face the challenges of getting back their secret that they stole from them. To complete the mission they have to act like their in love. Risking your life is one thing, but doing it when your someone is another. AH AU

A bunch of one-shots for my last total drama island fan fic. Of course All Duncan/Courtney. Romance, humor, whatever, fill free to read. Thank you all!

Sequel to "Wedding Bells." Now married, Courtney and Duncan prepare for the next chapter of their lives...parenthood.

An epilogue of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollows for Dramione fans of the world.

Alice buys Bella some sexy lingerie and forces her to wear it. Bella is walking around her house when Santa aka Edward comes down her chimney and spots her in her revealing state. Rated M for a LEMON!

A retelling of Beauty and the Beast. Courtney is an average high school student who feels stuck in a rut until she's forced to teach Duncan, who's been kicked out of school. R&R

She cost them the challenge, she should have gone home. But she didn't, Tyler did. How did Duncan prevent Courtney from getting eliminated and what does he have planned for her next. Set right after "Phobia Factor"

3 months later and they find each other. Operation Courtney 2.0 is a-go for our beloved Duncan. Will Courtney give in? D/C Chapter 8 is up!

Trouble abounds for almost everyone during a fashion magazine shoot. A "missing episode" from between TDDDDI and TDA.

Written for the Steamy Movie Crossover Contest. Edward is James Bond and Bella is a Bond girl. What happens when Edward gets poisoned? Lemon, Bella/Edward.

this is a twilight remix of the youtube video "charlie bit my finger" lol plz review

One year after Total Drama Island. Total Drama Action NEVER happened.CxD Chappie 7 is up! Complete!

What! Hermione's cheating on her hot, sexy, husband Draco Malfoy? has she lost her mind? who could be better than the Slytherin Prince himself?

You are my grifindor goddess." "Well, you are my foxy ferret." "Am not! I am your sexy slytherin." "Whatever floats your boat" rated m for smut and adult themes. DM/HG

The fairy tale Rapunzel using TDI characters. Guest appearances for Lena Green, Terry Morgan, Kassie Whitaker, and Kabran Holler. Many suprises. Chef is asked to cook, Chris is married. Can Duncan save Courtney form the evil witch Heather? R&R

Peter Griffin is a housekeeping maid at a resort in Cabo were our fave TDI couple is spending their honeymoon. WHAT WILL HAPPEN?

-courtney's point of view in the duncan story

Two days after the final episode, find out what Duncan and Courtney are up to. MEGA FLUFFINESS! D/C

Inspired by Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward Contest: a oneshot turned story. There is a new addition to the Fork's High faculty. Three guesses as to who: he teaches anatomy, is young and sexy, and just might have a thing for Bella... Lemony and M.

Duncan / Courtney. He was suppose to guard her. Make sure she never escaped. But, instead, he falls in love with her. She was to be killed! He couldn’t fall for someone who’s sentenced to death! Yet he did, no matter what he told himself, his heart won.

Fun randomness at the Cullens' Rated T for the major use of the word 'sexy'

My accumulation of Dramione oneshots. Rated M to be safe. Because life's too short not to indulge in the forbidden.

A set of drabbles. DUNCANxCOURTNEY. TRENTxGWEN. Drabbles for your fave couples: Duncan & Courtney and Gwen & Trent. The couples that prove that the saying 'Opposites Attract' is true... SongFics might/will be included eventually too

Based on the series 'Twilight' by Stephanie Meyer. Courtney as Bella; Duncan as Edward and DJ as Jacob. Rated T for future blood and fighting.

right after winning TDA Duncan used a quarter of the million dollars that he got to pay his own bail then spent almost half of the rest on his and Courtney’s wedding and spent the rest on a mansion, we start a couple weeks after they get back from their h

Based off the greek myth, Duncan and Courtney become Hades and Persephone. Set in Ancient Greek times. Better then it sounds!

Christmas Fic DXC. Courtney is giving gifts to the TDI I cast after two years since no one really spoke. What blooms when she gets to Duncan? Stupid Summery, please R&R

I was completely and entirely sure that life was just great and lovely. But somehow I ended up in a bad situation, and, unfortunately, I had no choice but to deal with the forces placed upon me: DUNCAN. C/D

AS before I'm no good with Sumaries. The second story some fans have asked for. Thanks!

A collection of Edward and Bella's sexy adventures! I do not own Twilight. For a Spanish translation of my work, please see OurParadise's 'Las Sexy Aventuras de Edward y Bella'.

Bella is forced to move to California since her parents are unable to take care of her. Child Society puts her in with one of the richest families in the OC- the Cullens. Bella has to deal with peer pressure, and stuck up player Edward Cullen. ALL HUMAN!

What happens when the typical Hermione Granger took a trip down the memory lane and discovers back what exactly happened at the Yule Ball and after that? And what about the sexy blonde that every girl couldn't keep their eyes off? LEMON alert! Dramione.

Sexy one-shot. AU AH Edward plays a song for Bella and she rewards him.

DUNCANxCOURTNEY. Sad story. Courtney leaves Duncan. Duncan thinks about her. Originally a ONESHOT, but i changed it because it was too sad to leave it there D:

Even if Duncan didn't believe it, Courtney had never even thought of breaking her word to him. Spoilers for the Reunion special.

One-shot with Edward and Bella at a Minus the Bear show in Seattle. Sexy times. Lemony adventure for all!MA for mature.

DXC What happens when Courtney babysits for Duncan's little brothers?

Who says a little dream cant go a long way? What will all that pent up sexual tension between Tony and Ziva lead to? You wanted a second chapter you got a second chapter.

last chapter is up. please read. sad ending.

AU. It's Courtney, Bridgette, and Gwen against Heather, Lindsay, and Beth. Who's alliance will win? Another one of those High school fics C/D, B/G, G/T, etc. Incomplete

She has something to prove, he doesn't mind because he knows...he's going to win.

Courtney won't admit she likes Duncan... so he'll make her. From the author of TDI season 2 and TDI season 2: Will you be the next star. Rated because I'm paranoid

This is a story about six of the campers from tdi Bridgette, Duncan, courtney, Trent, geoff,and Gwen. Some other characters from tdi might appear later on.Anyways this is jsut about 6 teens fitting in and finding there place.TxG, CxD,GxB Enjoy!

Pure lemon between Bella and Edward. Hot, Sexy, and my first story. Check it out! Small humor at the end.

Inspired by the "Sexy Edward Contest" - Bella is frustrated and calls Edward up for a booty call. AH. GRAPHIC.

That was the best visit ever. She loves going to the doctor. Written for Jayeliwood Sexy Edward Contest.

Dramione stoof. Has lemon, so be wary. :::DISCONTINUED:::

For Jayeliwood's sexy Edward contest. Bella's last few months as a human mean everything to Edward. Her health is his top priority, so it would only make sense that he took it into his own hands. ExB Sexy doctor smut.

Author's Note! NOW WITH THE UPDATE OF MY NEW STORY RELATING WITH THIS ONE! R&R

A silly little one shot with all the fixins...truly a recipe for disaster when our sexy Slytherin and our hot tempered Gryffindor get stuck in a lift together...Sequel Entitled Payback's a Witch located on author page!

Edward is famous for his good looks, charisma, and skills. While performing, he catches the intelligent eyes of a stranger, who he later meets. For Jayeliwood's sexy Edward contest. Look inside for the type of amazingly sexy Edward. M Smut.

FOR JAYELIWOOD'S SEXY EDWARD CONTEST! What starts out as a simple lesson... becomes something else. LEMON! DUH! Piano Teacher Edward

Sequel to Blindsided. *Yeah, you heard me!* ...He knew it was her. Just what was he going to do about it?

Two days away from the camp; two days to be pampered and spoiled like a millionaire. This was one of the best prizes any of them had ever gotten, especially Duncan. But then...Courtney shows up. Can the two be together, even for two days? DxC CHAPTER 3 UP

The racing team needs a new driver besides the sexy Edward Cullen. Unfortunately, its a stubborn woman named Bella, the teams owner's daughter. Someone Edward can't stop thinking about.

Edward and Bella swap studying for a bit of light reading. Written for the Sexy Edward Contest by Jayeliwood.

This is a one-shot for the Sexy Edward contest. Edward is an Australian coming back from a trip to America. Bella is a flight attendent going to Australia after she finishes her work on the plane. To put it short. The meet.

Two years after the show and what do Courtney and Duncan have to show for it but a wounded relationship? What happens after two years of no communication? Will the two hit it off or just hit each other? D/C & B/G. Now M for language and future smut. Begin Editing/Updating 02/09/2015

What if Sadie decided to quit TDI when Katie got eliminated. What happens when Chris gets a new camper for the Bass? What drama will arise? Check it out! Duncan X Courtney. Courtney X OC. Rated T for language. Chappie 4 is up!

edward gets a little suprise from bella ;

Courtney's parents don't like Duncan. Well he's not to fond of them anymore either.

Another Sexy Eddie entry. Dr Cullen has a patient in very naughty blue panties. Worth the rating and lemony pie.

This is a one-shot for the Sexy Edward Contest. It includes a bartender Edward and Bella the Seductress.

D/C. "Your number?" "Damn straight." Crappy Drabble Collection.

Bella's truck has broken down, and she needs some help from the local sexy mechanic. Written for Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward contest! Mechanic Edward.

She had stood up from the bed and started toward me as I ranted. There was something very predatory about her gait. And it was damn sexy.' Drabble. Dramione. Please R&R.

Fine then stay here..." M for language and some content. Discainer I own nothing... at all... ever... save the plot...okay read.. REVIEW!

“You mean to say this chalk draws doorways to anywhere we want?” Draco asked. Blaise nodded feverishly. “Alright then. Let’s put this to the test and draw a doorway to…hmmm…Granger’s flat.” Chaos and hilarity ensues. HGDM & GWBZ.

Bella's first time with Edward.Lemon. Sexy. Please review.

Edward buys Bella some sexy new pjs. Could they be a little too sexy? Rated T for sexual content -smiles- no lemon, the're still only engaged

Because he realizes she always has so much to say, he's prepared a sentence of his own. DxC Two-shot.

Working with him was absolute hell and now he had the nerve, the absolute gall, to insult her fashion sense! Draco Malfoy was going down.

Kevin and Gwen have a secret. Shhh! Don't tell. Lemon One-Shot

Draco and Hermione are Head Boy and Head Girl. What happens when there's only one shower and both need to take one? Two-part oneshot! Please R&R. Enjoy. COMPLETE! First of the: Dramione Sexcapades Trilogy!

One shot. Draco visits a Muggle nightclub and is immediately mesmorised by a sexy female on the dance floor, although there is something vaguely familiar about her.

A drunken game of Spin the Bottle, a Valentine's Day Ball, a randy Seamus, an annoying Krum and a sexy Slytherin! Welcome to Hogwarts!

Four friends make a trip to America and meet tons of wacky things and people. Draco looking for the sexy ladies, Harry for his pen pal, Hermione for a good time, and Ron to learn more about the world. shocking I know, but that was how he fit in.

Hermione drinks something that wasn't intended for her. Draco finds a very pleasant surprise in the Heads' Common Room. Oneshot. Draco/Hermione. Do not read if offended by lemony goodness aka: SEX!

Warning: do not read if you are easily offended by hawt sexy Draco/Hermione make-out sessions. ;

Hermione makes a bet that she can get laid by Draco Malfoy within a month. Ridiculously funny things happen. SMUTTY. HILARIOUS. Hermione/Draco, COMPLETE.

I will kill peeves!" he exclaimed as he tumbled down the stairs and landed right underneath the enchanted misteltoe. Sexy Funny Christmas Oneshot.

.:DHr:. Doesn't the title really say it all? .:Drabble:.

Better to make love in silence than speak of promises that would never be kept, or feelings that would no doubt cause pain. Yes, when passion was this intense, words were unnecessary. WARNING: EXTREME SMUT AND I MEAN IT

Draco paints Hermione's toenails. Drabble.

I'm sexy. Theres just no way to get around the fact. I know I'm sexy. I'm better than them. I mean, I know they wanna be me. But, Ha! No one can be Draco Malfoy, but Draco Malfoy. Which is who I am. DMHG

Hermione's cousin comes to cheer her up over the summer because Harry and Ron are off somewhere. When she returns to school for her last year, heads turn. And some do more than turn.

DMHG! Hermione's back & she is no longer the same bushy haired girl Hogwarts remembers! Draco & Blaise are the official FBI's of Hogwarts and they manage to get pictures of Hermione that could expose a completely different side of her to everyone! She says she'll do anything to stop it from happening. Draco is game, who wouldn't want the hottest witch attending to their every need?

Draco plucked the sugary confection from her outstretched hand and grinned as he read it: "No way". He raised his eyebrow at her and put the candy in his mouth, where he sucked on it loudly. He stared at her for a few seconds and then picked up two hearts. FIRST PLACE WINNER AT THE DRAMIONE AWARDS FOR BEST FLUFF!

Lust. Lies. Sex. Hate. Anger. Oh the joys of being a horny teenager... a sexy DMHG shipper NEWLY UPDATED! REVAMPED FOR YOUR GUILTY PLEASURE!

COMPLETE! When Draco looked at the unemployed list, a name caught his eye. Hermione Granger. She had no job... and he had just the one for her. She was going to be a nanny for his spoiled kids. This was going to be fun.

Hermione wants to be different. She is Head Girl, With the Sexy Draco Malfoy as head boy. What will she change! (R rated just to be safe) HGDM Fic 4th CHAPTER NOW UP