Melonhide bio
 Author has written 10 stories for Harry Potter. I love anything to do with Harry Potter. I love and enjoy reading/writing any slash and the occasional hetero. I as well love odd pairings throughout. My favorites though have to be : HP/SS, RL/SB, LM/DM, SB/RB, HP/SB, HP/DM, Voldie with just about anyone! and though it's still quite new to me LM/RB (i am writing a fic to that at this very moment!) Dumbles and Grindy! and I kind of like the idea of HP/LL Now for my least favorite which is always fun to bitch about : SS/HG (Snape is gay peoples wtf), HP/GW(i hate that stupid character so much she so does not deserve Harry. AND Harry belongs to snapesiriusdraco&voldemort! i love it when I find a fic that has him leaving Ginny LOL) I'll think of more later. yay. | |||||||
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The Marriage Stone by Josephine Darcy reviews
SSHP. To avoid the machinations of the Ministry, Harry must marry a reluctant Severus Snape. But marriage to Snape is only the beginning of Harry's problems. Voldemort has returned, and before too long Harry's marriage may determine the world's fate.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 78 - Words: 382,044 - Reviews: 15658 - Favs: 10,900 - Follows: 9,438 - Updated: 11/22/2016 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
No One But Us by sondragonfly reviews
"In spite of it all, we would always return to each other, to this little clearing. Alone together here, nothing else mattered. No one else mattered. No one but us." DMPP. Conversations during their years at Hogwarts. Rated for language and adult themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 11,620 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/7/2013 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Draco M., Pansy P. - Complete
brb suicide by Kitteh and Neo reviews
A bass ackwards universe in which Dib is just your typical emo kid in middle skool, his father isn't the renowned Professor and Zim is actually smart and oh so fabulous. ZADR AU
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 140,223 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 5/27/2006 - Zim, Dib
Only the Bravest Heart by Professor Validus reviews
Severus Snape enjoyed his life of solitude until he met a woman who shook him to his very core. Their relationship, spanning the course of Harry's time at Hogwarts, is not always easy but a partnership that soon neither can live without.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 59 - Words: 146,416 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 10/23/2007 - Severus S., OC - Complete
Gimme! by Kira Kei Jinx reviews
ZaDR. If you don't like yaoi, don't read. Zim is suddenly interested in human affection and only has one thing to demand of Dib. Gimme. Dib is jumping, literally, at the sound of Zim's command. But is this 'gimme' game as simple as it sounds?
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,485 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Hentai by Emo Fox reviews
Dib and Zim end up watching a suggestive cartoon. Zim gets ideas. ZADR/PWP
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,162 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Flying With The Raven by Herbologist reviews
When Dumbledore's cursed hand is getting worse, he sends Snape to get help from a St. Mungo's Healer. Though he would never admit it, the talented Ravenclaw soon grows on Snape. But can she break through to his embittered heart? Can she save our beloved Potions master? Canon. Set during HBP/DH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 66,254 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 10/27/2009 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Severus S., OC - Complete
If I Had A Picture by Gemkat5 reviews
Sarah gets it in her head to go back to the Labyrinth and take a picture of Jareth. Things don't exactly go according to plan. Oneshot
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,342 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
Dueling Dreamers by Gemkat5 reviews
Two years later Sarah has regrets. She misses him and makes a wish that has both her and Jareth spell bound. This is short, sweet, and romantically sexual.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,575 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
Blood Minus by Dilly-Oh reviews
Didn't you ever wish the episodes of Blood Plus were funnier? No? Well, too bad! Say hello to every single episode of this wonderful series, taken and completely messed with for comedic effect. Finally COMPLETE! Read and enjoy! Also review, please!
Blood+ - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 51 - Words: 204,766 - Reviews: 803 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Complete
Alcohol Induced Serendipity by youkai chick supreme reviews
Hello, I'm Riku and this is my new best friend vodka, since I doubt Sora will ever want to see me again after tonight. After all, best friends aren't supposed to sleep with each other, are they?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,430 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Riku, Sora - Complete
Pokedex Summit by Graydarkness reviews
Ash x Oak, one-shot, hard yaoi.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/17/2008 - [Ash K./Satoshi, Prof. Samuel O./Prof. Yukinari O.] - Complete
Prostitution is the World's Oldest Profession by AyumaKasaga reviews
and Ash Ketchum, my dear reader, is a professional. oneshot, lime. palletshipping and slight leagueshipping.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,667 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Ash K./Satoshi, Gary O./Shigeru - Complete
You’re Awful, I Love You by cherrys0da reviews
A little reflection piece in Dib’s POV that explains how he and Zim got together. Obvious caution: ZADR love-goo.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,598 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Loss by Severus in Furs reviews
Lucius Malfoy reflects upon his relationship with his son. A short piece featuring introductory Malfoycest, may possibly become something larger later.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Lucius M., Draco M. - Complete
Secret by Soap1 reviews
Sirius and Regulus are enemies at school, but at home, they're something else. Regulus is there for his brother when it gets to be too much . . . Rated M for a reason. Slash, Incest, etc. You have been warned!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Sirius B., Regulus B. - Complete
A 'coming' delayed by A Malfoy's Mistress reviews
Malfoycest warning. Rated M for a reason. Malfoycest with a wicked twist....
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,491 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/9/2008 - Draco M., Lucius M. - Complete
The Crystal Swan by Rhiannon A. Christy reviews
*Complete* 7 years after Sarah defeated the Labyrinth, Jareth has to contact Sarah and reveal a secret that is over 3,000 years old. With the Solstice fast apporching time is running out, will Jareth be able to sway Sarah into returning with him
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 144,837 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 4/12/2008 - Published: 5/23/2007 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
Detention by albe-chan reviews
Sirius get Remus in trouble when he can't leave him alone in Transfiguration. Now they BOTH have detention with McGonagall. But detentions at Hogwarts are never what they seem. SMUT. SEX. SLASH. THREESOME. SBMMRL. ONESHOT. For Decimare.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,905 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The feel of Irken claws by Swing-21 reviews
‘Vortians are very sweet and caring, Meekrob are shape-shifters, so you imagine the possibilities, and Thermians have these tentacles…’ trailed off Dwicky with a suggestive smirk. ‘How about Irkens?’ asked suddenly Dib. -DADR, ZADR, One-shot, Complete.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,362 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 652 - Follows: 69 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Dib, Zim - Complete
The Red Leopard by SlvrSoleAlchmst1 reviews
Some shounen ai: Matt x Mello. Mello takes Matt to a questionable club so they can hunt down an old mob boss. And there's a leopard behind the sofa that keeps giving Matt ideas.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,530 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Confined Demon by Luna Mischief89 reviews
Roxas takes to distancing himself from Axel for a few days, and the redhead can't figure out why... Axel/Roxas YAOI. Explicit Content.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,590 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Head Master by albe-chan reviews
Why is Dumbledore showering in the Slytherin Quidditch showers? Draco finds out one afternoon. Rated for a reason. SLAsH. ONESHOT. MATURE. ADDM. Dumbles and Draco do the nasty. For Decimare.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,663 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Albus D., Draco M. - Complete
Once Upon A Midnight Jaunt by The Tainted Angel of Earth reviews
All Rafe wanted from Gabriel was a little respect...but what he got turned into so much more. Yaoi Rafe x Gabriel, rated M for sexual content and language
Blood And Chocolate - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,479 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/20/2007 - Published: 2/9/2007
I'm Happy With You by Wandhappy reviews
Molly has always been amother to harry, what happends when she because a bit to motherly? will she give up her kids to be with Harry?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,085 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 12/17/2007 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Molly W., Harry P.
The Space Between by Maizeysugah reviews
Rewritten and Complete The Dark Lord and Harry Potter have been banished to a place where they must live together until they're rescued if they're ever rescued without magic. Dark ending, beware.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,660 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 4/2/2007 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Pulling Pigtails by Prince Edwin reviews
Harry's been avoiding Draco this year, tired of the fighting. When Draco finally corners him, Harry realises just why Draco's been teasing him for all of these years, and suddenly it's not just fighting he has to put up with. SLASH! Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,489 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 1,139 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 8/29/2006 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Helpless by WinglessFlutters reviews
When Slade threatens Robin with something that he can't turn away from, Slade takes advantage. One-Shot
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Robin, Slade - Complete
Not Tonight by DarkLink107 reviews
Yaoi. Dark Link x Link. Link gets home from a stressful day of playing hero, only to find a shadow who had been waiting all day for some fun.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,593 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 56 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Dark Link, Link - Complete
My Brother by mildetryth reviews
This is told by Jesus, about Judas. ONESHOT. warning: can be offensive! Rated M just for being sure, actually more T. Just review, even if you think it sucks!
Bible - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,915 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 11 - Published: 4/29/2006 - Complete
My Bird by DepthsofPassion reviews
Lime. Slade often watches his little bird. Thinks about him...Why all of a sudden does he feel something new towards him? What if he catches Robin doing...something before bed? Will this fuel his new found affections? Slade's POV. Solo. SladeRobin slash.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,093 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/11/2005 - Slade, Robin - Complete
Secret Love by Serena Thorn reviews
House of 1,000 Corpes fic. Baby's love for Otis is a little more than sisterly. Both chapters are complete.
House of 1000 Corpses/Devil's Rejects - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/1/2005 - Complete
I Call It Love by GhostHelwig reviews
Edd & Eddy have decided to be open with everyone, no matter the cost... Slash. Rated M for sexual situations, violence, homophobia, and the aforementioned slash...
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,552 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/19/2004 - Edd, Eddy - Complete
Revenge comes to those who wait by Allohamorah reviews
completed HPSS slash -- Severus is forced to participate in Hogwart's teacher auction and is bought by an eager Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,333 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 1,063 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 12/9/2003 - Published: 11/24/2003 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
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The Tales of A Squib reviews
The story of Lucile Evander, a housemaid living at the Malfoy Manor. Warning!: this is not a happy story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,967 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 7/4/2012 - OC, Draco M.
In The Gardens reviews
Just a normal day in the gardens for the Malfoy family. LM/DM/SM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 27 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Draco M., Scorpius M.
A Special Secret reviews
Third installment from 'Cant I' and 'A Real Kiss'. Can be read without them. There will also be a second chapter for this one so be on the lookout.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Draco M., Scorpius M.
A Real Kiss reviews
A slight continuation of Can't I, but it can be read on it's own. Basically, Scorpius is bored and would like to be entertained by his father. ; Pairings: SM/DM, a bit of LM/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Draco M., Scorpius M. - Complete
Can't I? reviews
Poor Scorpius falls ill what are Draco and his father to do? LM/DM, slight DM/SM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Draco M., Lucius M. - Complete
May I Have This Dance? reviews
The intriguing nature of purebloods at their best. LM/RB
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,066 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/28/2008 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Regulus B., Lucius M.
Glowing Green Grave reviews
A small drabble of Regulus' last moments.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 234 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Regulus B., Lucius M. - Complete
Sweet Dreams reviews
Never leave the curtains open when dreaming. GG/AD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Albus D., Gellert G. - Complete
I Believe I Asked You A Question Mr Malfoy reviews
Being stuck in detention is dreadful especially if it's one led by Professor Snape. To pass the time Draco is left to day dreaming which ends up becoming a very big mistake. SS/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Severus S., Draco M. - Complete
Compensation reviews
The title says it all. RL/SS, implied RL/SB
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Remus L., Severus S. - Complete