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 Hi! I have no clue why you're actually here but Im gonna make this entertaining anyway! This is a story about a little girl that was abused. If you care at all, copy and paste this into your profile: My name is Sarah I am but three, I must be stupid I must be bad, I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong When I awake I'm all alone When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, Don't make a sound! I just heard a car I hear him curse; my name he calls I try and hide from his evil eyes He finds me weeping he shouts ugly words, He slaps me and hits me and yells at me more, I finally get free and I run for the door. Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP! IF YOU IGNORE THIS WITHOUT READING IT YOU HAVE NO HEART...BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART. The girl you just called fat? She is overdosing on diet pills. The girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her. The boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that man with the ugly scars? He fought for his country. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying. Put this as you're profile if you're against bullying. I bet 95% of you wont put this on your profile, but I'm sure the people with a heart and backbone will. If you've ever screamed at a book or the TV copy this! If you've ever done the evil laugh copy this onto your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. 98 percent of teens do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. If you think your insane because you say so, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you have ever crashed into a wall, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever tripped on air, copy and paste this to your profile. If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever pushed a door that says "pull" or vise versa, copy and paste this to your profile. Meaning of color and your birthday 1. Which is your favorite color out of: red , black , blue , green , or yellow? 2. Your first initial? 3. Your month of birth? 4. Which color do you like more, black or white? 5. Name of a person of the same gender as yours. 6. Your favorite number? 7. Do you like Flying or Driving more? 8.Do you like the Lake or Ocean more?
When you're done, scroll down. (Don't cheat!) Answers: 1. If you choose: Red - You are alert and your life is full of love. Black - You are conservative and aggressive. Green - Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue- You are spontaneous and love, kisses and affection from the ones you love. Yellow - You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down. 2. If your initial is: A-K You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R You try to enjoy your life to the maximum & your love life is soon to blossom. S-Z You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. 3. If you were born in: Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected. April-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever. July-Sep: You will have a great year and will experience a major life-changing experience for the good. Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be great, but eventually you will find your soul mate. 4. If you chose: Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it. 5. This person is your best friend. 6. This is how many close friends you have in your lifetime. 7. If you chose: Flying: You like adventure. Driving: You are a laid back person. 8. If you chose: Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your lover and are very reserved. Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people. 9. This wish will come true only if you re-post this in one hour as "Meaning of color and your birthday!" Without your answers and it will come true before your next birthday 90% of people marry their Please read-true story (This is not me) I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.' Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. 'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.' I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.' His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.' Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.' 'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.' Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check Again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' 'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!' Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!'' 'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' 'My mommy loves white roses.' A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message, or 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart Why do Boys Fall in Love with Girls (This was written by a guy): Don't break this; it's so sweet! :) 1. They will always smell good even if it's just shampoo. 2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder. 3. How cute they look when they sleep. 4. The ease in which they fit into our arms . 5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world. 6. How cute they are when they eat. 7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worthwhile. 8. Because they are always warm even when it’s minus 30 outside. 9. The way they look good no matter what they wear. 10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful girl on this earth. 11. How cute they are when they argue. 12. The way her hand always finds yours. 13. The way they smile. 14. The way you feel when you see their name on the caller ID after you just had a big fight. 15. The way she says "let’s not fight anymore" even though you know that an hour later... 16. The way that they kiss after you have had a fight. 17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you". 18. Actually...Just the way they kiss you... 19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry. 20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly. 21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt. 22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt (even though we don't admit it). 23. The way they say "I miss you". 24. The way you miss them. 25. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore... 26. The way that she looks almost always happy around you Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitably consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons, no paper would do it justice. It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart. A feeling. Only felt. This chain started in 2002. It is a love chain letter. In an hour you are supposed to repost this. Now here comes the fun part. You then say the name of the person you like or love and then the person will say "I love you," or "Will you go out with me?" NO JOKE!! NOW THE CONSEQUENCES!! The consequences are: If you break the chain letter, you will have bad luck in future relationships. If you don't break the chain, then you will be a happy camper!! Congratulations!! You have been chosen to participate in the LONGEST and the LUCKIEST chain letter on the internet. Once you read this letter, you must IMMEDIATELY (meaning within the hour) post it with the title "why do boys fall in love with girls?" After you send it, make a wish and it will come TRUE When you were 5, your mom gave you an ice-cream cone. You thanked her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind. If you love your mom, copy and paste this in your profile. If you don't, then you won't care if your mom dies, will you? Stupid laws (I cant stop laughing!) In New York- it is against the law to throw a ball at someone’s head for fun. Citizens may not greet each other by “putting one’s thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers”. (But, but, but-) Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 PM. In Florida- Doors of all public buildings must open outwards. It is illegal to sell your children. (Well, I would hope so!) Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner. A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing. If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle. It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit. In Georgia- Donkeys may not be kept in bathtubs. (Okay...) Signs are required to be written in English. No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket if it is Sunday. in South Dakota- No horses are allowed into Fountain Inn unless they are wearing pants. (No comment needed...) It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory. In Tennessee- It is illegal to transport an ice cream cone in your pocket. No one may eat ice cream on the sidewalk. Illegal for a woman to drive a car unless there is a man either running or walking in front of it waving a red flag to warn approaching motorists and pedestrians. (I take that as offensive!) It’s illegal for frogs to croak after 11 PM. In Missouri- Frightening a baby is in violation of the law. It shall be unlawful to provide beer or other intoxicants to elephants. Dancing is strictly prohibited. It’s illegal to sit on the curb of any city street and drink beer from a bucket. A milk man may not run while on duty. In Idaho- Illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds. You may not fish on a camel’s back. Riding a merry-go-round on Sundays is considered a crime. (0_o) Residents may not fish from a giraffe’s back. In Indiana- The value of Pi is 3. (What does that have to do with ANYTHING?) Baths may not be taken between the months of October and March. It is illegal to make a monkey smoke a cigarette. No one may throw an old computer across the street at their neighbor. In Alaska- Clowns beware! (WTF?) In Kansas- If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed. Hitting a vending machine that stole your money is illegal. No one may wear a bee in their hat. No one may sing the alphabet on the streets at night. FrIeNdS: FRIENDS: Will be crying at your funeral BEST FRIENDS: Will be sitting in jail for killing the guy who murdered you FRIENDS: Will buy you a pregnancy test BEST FRIENDS: Will be standing outside the bathroom door screaming, "Name it after me!" FRIENDS: Find your Prince Charming BEST FRIENDS: Find him, kidnap him and then bring him to you FRIENDS: Will pick you up when you fall down BEST FRIENDS: Will pick you up, then trip you again FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then return it BEST FRIENDS: Have had your stuff for so long they've forgotten it's yours FRIENDS: Will leave when they feel insulted BEST FRIENDS: Will forgive you even if you don't know what you said wrong FRIENDS:Will offer you a soda BEST FRIENDS:Will dump theirs on you FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you when it's that time of the month. BEST FRIENDS:Will throw you a tampon and push you in FRIENDS: Lets you make an idiot of yourself in public. BEST FRIENDS: Are up there making an idiot out of them selves too. FRIENDS: Hides you from the cops. BEST FRIENDS: Is probably the reason they are after you in the first place. FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will kidnap the band with you. FRIENDS: Will watch your pets when you go away. BEST FRIENDS: Won't let you go away without them. FRIENDS: Will help you learn to drive. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you roll the car into the lake so you can collect insurance. FRIENDS: Will help you find your way when I'm lost. BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one messing with your compass, stealing your map and giving you bad directions FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies. FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will prank call him and whisper, “You will die in seven days..." FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.” FRIENDS: Will offer to pay when you have a drink. BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh and say "Pay my ass! You'll pay for mine, bitch!" FRIENDS: Don't let friends drive drunk. BEST FRIENDS: Don't let friends drive drunk alone. FRIENDS: Will apologize when you forget lunch money and say that they don't have any left. BEST FRIENDS: Will say "Sucks for you" and finally cave after a few hours and then say "You owe me for this, you fatass." FRIENDS: Will smile and say "Don't worry about me" when they forget their lunch money, even if you didn't offer to pay. BEST FRIENDS: Will say "Bitch, I'm a fatass and I'm starving, now buy me some damn food." FRIENDS: Will automatically tell you you're beautiful when you ask if something makes you look fat. BEST FRIENDS: Will say "Well no shit, sherlock." FRIENDS: Would tell you not to get a face-lift because you already look perfect. BEST FRIENDS: Would say "Face-lift? I don't think a fork-lift would help." FRIENDS: Tell you your zits aren't noticeable. BEST FRIENDS: Say "Damn, girl! That thing is HUGE!!" FRIENDS: Laugh with you. BEST FRIENDS: Laugh at you. FRIENDS: Laugh at all your jokes. BEST FRIENDS: Tell you your jokes suck. FRIENDS: Congratulate you when you get good grades. BEST FRIENDS: Say "Jeez, you nerd. If you were in stupid classes like me, we'd see each other more." FRIENDS: Encourage you not to skip school. BEST FRIENDS: Photoshop one of their old doctor's notes and use it to spring you from school. FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you. BEST FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out! FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world. BEST FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what's wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better! FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours. BEST FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out. FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!' FRIENDS: Try to comfort you BEST FRIENDS: Grab you by the shoulders, shake you, and say "Bitch, snap out of it!" FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you sayin "THAT WAS FRICKING AWESOME!" FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS:Will comfort you when the guy rejects you BEST FRIENDS:Will go up to him and say 'its because your gay isn't it?' FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter BEST FRIENDS:Will repost this crap!! Some favorite quotes (copy and bold your favorites, or the ones that apply to you): "When can we live in a world where chickens can cross the road without being questioned about their motives?" "I'm the type of girl that can watch all the scary movies I want and not get scared, but I scream at the top of my lungs when the toast pops out of the toaster." "Please, they wouldn't come near me if they were on fire, and I had the only bucket of water in town." "Lettuce... Any questions?" "Gravity man. It's not just a good idea, it's the law!" "Blondes have more fun, but brunettes actually remember it the next day." "Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver." "A palm can say a lot, especially when it smacks you." "If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is NOT for you!" "Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it." "What I lack in talent I make up for with enthusiasm." "Having good friends is like wetting your pants. Others can see it, and you can feel it." "Warning: jumping into radioactive waste does not give you super powers!" "WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary, whose name and/or species you can't remember." "I trip UP the stairs." "Don't follow me. I run into walls." "I am the bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up." "I'm naturally blonde. So please speak slowly." "Girls can do anything boys can do, and we can do it in high heels." "Brilliant brunette with many blonde moments." "I am the type of girl who burst out laughing at something that happened yesterday." "It's a beautiful day! Now watch some idiot screw it up." "The darkest hour is always just before dawn breaks." "Consciousness: that annoying time between naps." "If a man speaks in the forest, and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?" "Pain is a good thing. It lets you know you're still alive." "If you want to figure out what's right for you, sometimes it's enough to figure out what's wrong." "I do whatever the voices in my head tell me to do!" "Forget yesterday. Live for today. Tomorrow will take care of itself." "Forget the risk. Take the fall. If it's meant to be, It's worth it all." "Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die tomorrow." "The people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do." "Live for the nights you won't remember. With the friends you'll never forget." "You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me." "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, yelling 'Daaamn... What a ride!'" "Never take life too seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway." "I HATE IT WHEN THE LITTLE VOICES ARGUE WITH MY IMAGINARY FRIENDS!" "Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars." "Never tell anyone your problems. 20% don't care, and the other 80% are glad you have them." "If life was easy... where would all the adventure be?" "Every story has an end, but in life, every end is just a new beginning." "Who are you to judge me? I know I'm not perfect and I don't claim to be! But before you go pointing fingers, make sure your own hands are clean." "Be strong now. Because things will get better. It may be stormy now. But it can't rain forever..." "Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon!" "I'm the kind of person who spends hours trying to drown a fish." "To be old and wise, you first must be young and stupid." "LIFE IS LIKE A MOVIE: If you are sad: drama. If you are afraid: suspense. If you are angry: action. When you look at the mirror: horror. Now you are smiling: that's comedy!" "DO NOT INTERRUPT ME WHEN I AM TALKING TO MYSELF!" "Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door." "Break the rules. Stand apart. Ignore your head. Follow your heart." "I'm not random, you just can't think as fast as I- GUMMYBEARS!" "When nothing goes right... go left." "The more you learn, the more you know. The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know... So why learn?" "I'm not crazy. My reality is just... different than yours." "DRINK COFFEE! DO DUMB THINGS FASTER WITH MORE ENERGY!" "NEVER go to bed angry. Stay awake and plot your revenge." "I'm not deaf. I'm just ignoring you." "It takes skill to trip over a flat surface!" "People change. Things go wrong. But just remember: Life Goes On..." "Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband." When u carry a Bible, the devil gets a headache. When u open it, he collapses. When he see's u reading it, he faints. When he see's u living it, he flees. And just when your about 2 re-post this, he will try & discourage u. I just defeated him. Like, Copy, & Paste this if your in God's Army :) Kids Are Quick _ TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS: Maria. TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables. TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?' GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' TEACHER: No, that's wrong GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. (I love this kid) TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD: H I J K L M N O. TEACHER: What are you talking about? DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O. TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. WINNIE: Me! TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. ' MILLIE: I is.. TEACHER: No, Millie... Always say, 'I am.' MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand. TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog. TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? HAROLD: A teacher I am the girl ... that does go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book or write. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on My Space, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or a regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird, who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone. PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, DEFiiANCE, Angel of Apathy, Vic Taylor, Brokenwolf13, Bookworm700, Sparteen, GothicShadowPhantom, PsychoticNari, KP100, EmberMclain13, GhostDog401, Turkeyhead987, Mary Penelope, Qille, RainingSunshineEverywhere, Bookworm210, xxXTempestXxx Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school He told his friends that it was cool And when he pulled the trigger back It shot with a great crack Mummy I was a good girl I did what I was told I went to school, I got straight A's,I even got the gold But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another And all because he got the gun from his older brother Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush And tell my little sister that she is the only one now And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class And never to forget this and please don't let this pass Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack Mummy listen to me if you would I wanted to go to college I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with daddy On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married I wanted to have a kid I wanted to be an actress Mummy I wanted to live But mummy I must go now The time is getting late Mummy tell my Chris I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date I love you mummy I always have I know you know it's true Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you" In memory of the Columbian students that were lost Please if you would Pass this around I'd be happy if you could Don't smash this on the ground If you pass this on Maybe people will cry Just keep this in heart For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye" Now you have two choices 1) repost and show you care 2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart (Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care) If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliché, Katie-3llen,Angelz on Edge, Dreamer948, Wingsgirl1313, PrettyFanGirl,xxXTempestXxx This word goes out to all the girls out there who are starving themselves to become something that they are not. To all the girls out there who feel like their weight is an important thing. To all the girls out there who think that they need to slim down a little bit to get the attention that they want. To all the girls out there who think that maybe if they were just a little thinner their family would accept them. To all the girls out there who can't accept what they see when they look in a mirror. I just want you to know that I think you are beautiful. I think you are amazing. I think you are gorgeous. I think you are made for way more than you settle for. But I think another thing too; I think this lie that you've embraced that skinny will give you something, that skinny will be, skinny this, skinny that, is bullshit. Skinny isn't going to give you anything. I hate to break this to you, but skinny is just skinny, that's all it is. You might think that all your friends will like you, boys will notice you, your family will accept you, but it's not true. All of these things that being thin promises you is a lie. You don't even see that you're destroying yourself. The very thing that you are trying to attain, you are actually pushing away farther by doing this to yourself. So I came here to tell you that you are beautiful. And that doesn't mean something on the outside, that doesn't mean that you have the perfect size, the perfect this, the perfect that, because there is no perfect, there is no such thing as perfection, it does not exist. What I am telling you is that you are beautiful just the way that you are inside. You are amazing the way that you are, but you will never be that until you let go; until you let go of this fantasy of becoming thin, because you are enough... you are enough. You're enough for me, and you're enough for all the other people out there who have the right perspective. And to all those people who are pushing you be something that your not, they don't deserve you; they don't deserve your attention, and they certainly don't deserve your time, and your effort Because you are good enough, you are enough and if you can't tell yourself that, I will keep telling you that. YOU are enough. I don't care if you're 100 pounds, 200 pounds, 300 pounds, it doesn't matter, I want you to take care of yourself, I want you to love you, and be you. Be the best you, you can ever possibly be, and that doesn't mean being skinny, that doesn't mean any of that. Right now I know you're going through a lot, right now I know you feel alone, like you're never going to be good for anybody, like you're a freak, you're just the ugly, fat, worthless one. But let me tell you something: you're not. You're not. You're enough. Please, if you are struggling with the obsession of being thin, with the obsession of being skinny get help. Talk to someone. Please, there is so much hope for you, so much hope, but you have to let go, and you have to accept how it's really, really hard, but it's worth it. Because you are worth it. You deserve to be better, and you deserve to be happy, and there isn't anyone in the world who can tell you differently. You are enough. Remember that. Remember that you are not alone, and you are enough. Just remember I think you're beautiful. I think you are made for more than you settle for. And you are enough. (Stolen) If you have ever had to move away from a friend, or had a friend move away from you, copy and paste this to your account and add your name to the list:PrettyFanGirl,xxXTempestXxx If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this on to your profile If you have ever tried to stick your head out of the car window and collided with the glass, copy and paste this on to your profile If you have ever walked into a glass door, copy this on to your profile If you talk to yourself, copy this on to your profile If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs, put this in your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile If you have a tendency to talk to yourself post this in your profile. If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile. If you have a tendency to talk to yourself post this in your profile. If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile. If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. If someone actually thinks that you are evil and/or plotting their death, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever gone so insane that your friends were scared of you the next day, post this in your profile. If, for any particular reason, you have laughed during a movie that wasn't funny, copy and paste this into your profile. For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. If you've ever forgotten what you were talking about in the middle of a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile. 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If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile! (Especially the FREAKING CAPS LOCK!!) If you think the semi-colon is completely usless, stupid, annoying and plotting to destroy the English language as we know it, put this in your profile! If yoo cant spel too sav yoor lyfe then putt thes in yoor profiele If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and past this into your profile. 65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read, if you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then and are proud of it, copy and paste this to your Profile. If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile. If you have ever been flamed, copy this into your profile. 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It was on instinct... =D If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile. If you don't do drugs (They are nasty), copy/paste this into your profile. If you know a video game character/weapon that needs to exist, copy this on to your profile Put this on your profile if you've ever had a fangirl moment If YOU get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that those god-for-saken kids should just give that Trix rabbit some Trix then copy this onto your profile. If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile. If you think cancer is awful, put this in your profile. Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep had the same tune. Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ect, copy this onto your profile. If you want this dang war to end, copy and paste it into you're profile If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile! If you are getting tired of this extremely long profile, copy and paste this in your profile. If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're tired of copying and pasting stuff into your profile, copy this and paste it into your profile! 97% of teens (and middle aged- young women) would cry if they saw Robert Patterson (Edward Cullen from Twilight) standing on top of a skyscraper, about to jump. Put this on your profile if you're one of the 3% who would sit there eating popcorn screaming, "DO A FLIP YOU SPARKLY RETARD!! If yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid. Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno’t mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset cna be a taotl mses and yuo cna sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the hmuan mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! If yuo cna raed tihs add tihs to yrou’e porflie! (RE-POSTED): Hi, my name is Amy Bruce. I am 7 years old, and I have severe lung cancer . I also have a large tumor in my brain, from repeated beatings. Doctors say I will die soon if this isn't fixed, and my family can't pay the bills. The Make A Wish Foundation, has agreed to donate 7 cents for every time this message is sent on. For those of you who send this along, I thank you so much, but for those who don't send it, what goes around comes around. Have a Heart. Re-post this Do it one by one, don't look ahead! 1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. 2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow? 3. Your first initial? 4. Your month of birth? 5. Which color do you like more, black or white? 6. Name a person of the same sex as yours. 7. Your favorite number? 8. Do you like California or Florida more? 9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? 10. Write down a wish (a realistic one) Are you done? If so, scroll down (don't cheat--) THE ANSWERS 1. You are completely in love with this person. 2. If you choose: Red: You are alert and your life is full of love. Black: You are conservative and aggressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down. 3. If your initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom. S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. 4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that won't last long but the memories will last forever. July-Sept.: You will have a great year and experience a major life changing experience for the good. Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate. 5. If you choose.. Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do and will do anything for you, but you may not realize it. 6. This person is your best friend. 7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. 8. If you choose.. California: You like an adventure. Florida: You are a laid back person. 9. If you choose.. Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved. Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people. 10. This wish will come true if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday! You Know You're an Author When: 1. You talk to yourself If someone can scare the HELL out out of you, should you be grateful?" (taken from Brad Stine's "Put a Helmet On!" comedy routine) My reality check bounced. Live your life in such a way that when your feet hit the floor in the morning, Satan shudders & says, "Oh crap...she's awake." If you can't convince them, confuse them. What happens if you get scared half to death... twice? I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned. Smile. It makes the world wonder what you're up to. Out of my mind. Be back in five minutes. Normality will be restored as soon as we figure out what it is. Be yourself. That's crazy enough. You always get whats coming to you; unless it gets lost in the mail. Silence is golden but duct tape is silver. I guess I can settle for second place. If everything seems to be going well, you obviously overlooked something Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall through a sewer hole and die. There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line I'm not random I just have many thoughts I'm the kind of person who walks into a chair and apologizes If you cannot understand my mind, then i have succeeded in being original. We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction! In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods: On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair). On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)? On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...) On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion). On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)! On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (Isn't that the point?) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?) On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.) On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and...I'm taking this because?...) On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?) On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.) On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash) On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?) On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.) On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?) Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, blissfulmememories, Vampire Apple, Queen S of Randomness 016, Spirit Elma, HikariTenshiYamiTenshi, Funny Stuff, YaoiLover1995, Maui Girl 808, HTTYD229, Saphirabrightscale, Ghost Rider of the Aragon, asphodel.cato, xxXTempestXxx If you frequently have conversations with yourself and/or fictional characters from your favorite books, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are guilty of doing a British, Irish, Australian, Southern accent or Elvis impression, copy this in your profile. REMEMBER WHEN.. getting HIGH meant swinging at a playground? the worst thing you get from a boy was c0oties? when)m 0 m(was you hero and 'D a D'was the boy you were gonna marry? when your WORST ENEMIES were you siblings and rAcE iSsUeS were about who ran fastest? when - WAR - was a card game and life was simple and care free? remember when all you wanted to do WAS GROW UP? put this on you profile if you are still 5 inside...No Matter How Old You Are NOW How to Know if You're Addicted to Fanfiction: 10. You no longer refer to comments as "comments." They are now known only as "reviews." 9. Pens are for idiots, and you wouldn't be caught dead with one. How on earth are you supposed to erase when you want to rewrite? 8. You start laughing at the most inopportune times because you remembered something funny from a fanfic. 7. You pretend to take notes, but really you're getting a head start on your latest ficlet. 6. Short disclaimers are for losers. Whoever thinks up the craziest gets a cookie. 5. You can't write for English class because you've used up all your ideas for fanfiction. 4. A story idea isn't a story idea. It's a plot bunny. 3. You hear people talking about a ship (the water variety), and you freaking jump, like, five feet in the air and act like you've never heard the word used outside of the fanfiction context. 2. Whenever something inspiring happens, you screech, "Ooh! Fanfic idea!" and then immerse yourself in writing for the next three hours. 1. You repost this onto your profile! :) pic Quotes/Words to Live By (my personal favorites are in bold): There are very few problems which cannot be solved by large amounts of explosives. I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you. I'm a fucking unicorn and I don’t believe in humans. I had a friend once, but then the rope broke and he got away. I wonder who the first person was who looked at a cow and said: "I'll just pull those dangly things and see what comes out, and then drink it." Anything thrown hard enough should hurt. "Me, I'm dishonest, and a dishonest person you can always trust to be dishonest, honestly. It's the honest ones you oughtta watch out for because you never know when they are gonna do something incredibly...stupid." -Captain Jack Sparrow Apparently 1 in 5 people are Chinese. There are five people in my family so it must be one of them. It's either my mom or dad. Or my older brother Will. Or my younger brother Ho-chan-chu. But I think it's Will. Be optimistic. All the people you hate are going to eventually die. My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch. I’d slap you, but that would be animal abuse. I love how in scary movies the person says, “Hello?” as if the murderer’s gonna be like, “Yeah, I’m in the kitchen. Want a sandwich?” They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room? I hate it when its dark and I think to myself, “You know what I haven’t thought about in a while? Demons.” Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous: You suck. Haikus can be cool, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator. OH YOU WANNA ARGUE? BRING IT ON BITCH; I GOT MY CAPS LOCK ON. I keep some people's phone numbers in my contacts just so I know not to answer when they call. If you were on fire and I had some water, I'd drink it. When someone decides to be in the room while you’re on the computer, so you just switch to Google and stare at it. Friend: Why do those people keep looking at us and laughing? Me: Because they're evil douche bags. And I hope they can read lips, because I'm calling them evil douche bags. *looks meaningfully at the douche bags* Education is important. School, however, is another matter. In school, I was an outstanding student; my teacher would send me to stand outside of the class as a punishment. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. The more you learn, the more you know. The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why learn? Knowledge is power. So go to school, learn everything, become powerful, and take over the world! Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. So study hard and be evil! Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. A clean house is a sign of a broken computer. I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and really don't want to see you everyday. There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train. I intend to live forever -- so far, so good. Has anyone else noticed that the symbol “&” looks like a man dragging his butt across the floor? Don’t think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey. The Earth Is Full - Go Home. "Hey sexy! Shut the door, drop your pants, climb on top of me, and satisfy your needs. Love always, Your Toilet" Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult. Grammar is important. Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative. I could agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong. A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. Note to self: It is illegal to stab someone for being stupid. No matter how much they deserve it. This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology and extreme violence. When choosing between two evils, I always pick the one I've never tried before. You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder. You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it. If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining. "In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move." -Douglas Adams Have you ever watched a Disney movie or something now that you're grown up and realized you had no idea what was going on when you first saw it? My teacher pointed at me with her ruler and said, “At the end of this ruler is an idiot.” I got detention for asking which end. One day, I will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject. Anatidaephobia — fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you. There is nothing worse than that moment in which you are sure you're going to die after leaning back in a chair a little too far. Help! I've fallen and I can't reach my Life Alert! Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? I just want to know who the hell is drinking my damn orange juice. I like you. When the world is mine, your death shall be quick and painless "STOP THINKING STUPID!!" -My english teacher "I can see a world without hate and without war. And I can see us taking over that world, because they'd never expect it." I'm the girl that when my feet touch the ground in the morning the devil says; "OH CRAP SHE'S UP!" 10% sugar, 10% spice, 80% demon child so you better be nice. I let some blind guy borrow money the other day. Yeah, he said he was gonna pay me back the next time he saw me... Wait. I think that part of a best friend's job after you die is to immediately clear your computer history. Keyboard not found... Press any key to continue. Ah, the internet: where men are men, women are also men, and thirteen-year-old girls are FBI agents. If Google can't find the answer, it's not a question. If olive oil is made of olives….then…..baby oil is made of……. Sometimes, Google should come back with a message that says, "Trust me, you don't want to know." When butterflies fall in love do they feel humans in their stomachs? General Failure is a superior of Major Malfunction, who is searching for Private Files. There’s a fine line between genius and stupidity. I like to play jump rope with that line. I’m not arguing. I’m simply explaining why I'm right. When I have kids someday, I’ll tell them to watch the movie 2012 and say, “I survived that.” If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get one million miles to the gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside. A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. The internet is like Egypt; we write on walls, convey messages with pictures that no one understands, and worship cats. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. I put the sexy in dyslexia. A rejected invention: Instant water! Just add water! There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves. I've always wanted my last words to be,"Hey, what does this button do?" Here officer, hold my beer while I find my license. Police officer: How high are you? Person: No officer, it's 'Hi, how are you?' The cops never find it as funny as you do. If you hurt her, I will KICK YOU in the BALLS SO HARD, that you will sing like JUSTIN BIEBER! CLEAR!?!?!?! One day my patience will run out, and I will punch you in the face. Very hard. Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If a turtle loses his shell, is he naked or homeless? It is as bad as you think and they are out to get you. Don't ever say, "At least things couldn't get any worse!" God takes it as a personal challenge. If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it? Scary thought: A ghost could be humping you right now and you'd never know. If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk. I hate it when you miss a call by like two seconds, but when you call back immediately after, no one answers. What did they do, leave a message, drop the phone, and sprint as far away as possible? Always say no to drugs, because if you're high enough that your drugs are talking to you, it's time to quit. I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it...so I said "Implants?" Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so are you. But the roses are wilting. The violets are dead. The sugar bowl's empty, And so is your head. Normal is just a setting on washing machines. You!! Off my planet! You should never hit a guy with glasses. Try a baseball bat. If it wasn't for physics and law inforcement, I'd be unstoppable. How many times are you supposed to say "What?" before you just smile and nod because you still have no idea what they said? A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room. "Push" is the force exerted upon the door marked "Pull". We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do. Never do anything you don't want to explain to the paramedics. Never do anything you don't want to explain to the judge. If things get any worse, I'll have to ask you to stop helping me. A recent survey stated that the average person's greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you're telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. But pants? Pants never get dirty; you can wear them forever! I'm going on a quest, to the deepest, darkest corners of my room, in search of what some would call a "floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me my friends, wish me luck, for I may not return alive. Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot. Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, it’s hard to get it back in. What do you mean, my birth certificate expired? Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven’t gone to sleep yet. "Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes." A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. Hello!! I am your femur! Consider yourself fucked! Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. "Wait! Violence is not the answer!" "You're right; it's the question! And the answer is YES!" Last night I was looking up at the stars when suddenly I wondered..."Dude, where's my ceiling?" I didn't trip; the floor just looked like it need a hug. I don’t trip. I do random gravity checks. “Did you just fall?” “No, I attacked the floor." "Backwards?” "I’m skilled.” It's you and me against the world. We attack at dawn. Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in? I think that’s how dogs spend their lives. As a driver, I hate pedestrians. As a pedestrian, I hate drivers. But no matter what form of transportation I'm using, I always hate bicyclists. Warning: If zombies are chasing us, I'm tripping you. Sorry, I can't go to hell. It has a restraining order against me. Some people deserve to be highfived….in the face…….with a chair…… Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish? He broke her heart. She broke his X-Box. I think we all know who cried harder. People who don't know me think I'm quiet; people who do wish I was. I look around and all I see is stupid! On a completely unrelated topic, I like to look at mirrors. Music is like candy; you throw away the rappers. ''In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, masks will decend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face. If you have a small child travelling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If you are travelling with more than one small child, then pick your favorite.'' "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me." "Have you ever had a dictionary thrown at you? Words hurt a lot, believe me." What happens if you get scared half to death twice? "Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams I'm on a mission to save the world (I can't believe those idiots trusted me with this). I'm not afraid of Death. What's it going to do? Kill me? Relax. Everything's gone to hell in a handbasket, but the internet still works. A stranger stabs you in the front. A friend stabs you in the back. A boyfriend stabs you in the heart. But a best friend will stab you repeatedly with a plastic spork while yelling, "DIE, BITCH!". Even when fully awake, we still have trouble locating car keys in our pockets, finding cell phones, and pinning the tail on the donkey, but I'll bet you anything anyone can locate and push the snooze button from 5 feet away, in the dark, while half-asleep, every time. Schrodinger's cat ate B. F. Skinner's pigeon, so Pavlov's dog ate the cat. Maybe. (How many people understood that?) "I will lie, cheat, steal and destroy things for really good books. And I will sell my soul for an internet connection, I miss Google damnit!" - Strange Return by Shivera "We leave immediately!" "But what about dinner?!" "We leave in two hours!" "If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up," the sarcastic teacher said. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet. "Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired the teacher. "Well, actually, I don't," said the student, "I just hate to see you standing up there all by yourself." “Are you crying?” “No, I’m pretending to be a fountain!” "Are you sleeping?" "No, I'm training to die." Your friend calls you at 3 in the morning. "Are you asleep?" "No, I'm skydiving." "Are you still here?" "Nope." "Dear students, I know when you’re texting in class. Seriously, no one just looks down at their crotch and smiles. Sincerely, your teacher." 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Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!" Repost this if you laughed alot... What A Boyfriend Should Do: When she walks away mad... Follow her. When she stares at your mouth... Kiss her. When she pushes you or hits you... Grab her and don't let go. When she's quiet... Ask her what's wrong. When she ignores you... Give her you FULL attention. When she pulls away... Pull her back. When you see her at her worse... Tell her she is beautiful. When you see her start to cry... Just hold her and don't say a word. When you see her walking... Sneak up from behind and hug her waist from behind. When she's scared... Protect her. When she lays her head on your shoulder... Tilt her head up and kiss her. When she steals your favorite hat... Let her keep it and sleep with it for the night. When she teases you... Tease her back and make her laugh. When she doesn't answer you for a long time... Reasure her that everything is alright. When she looks at you with doubt.. Back yourself up. When she says that she likes you... She really does...more than you understand. When she grabs at your hand... Hold hers and play with her fingers. When she bumbs into you.. Bump her back and make her laugh. When she tells you a secret... Keep it safe and untold. When she looks into your eyes... Don't look away until she does. When she misses you... She's hurting inside. When you break her heart... The pain NEVER really goes away. When she says 'it's over'... She still wants you to be hers. When she re-posts this bullentin... She WANTS you to read it. Stay on the phone with her... Even if she's not saying anything. When she's mad... Hug her tight and don't let go. When she says she okay... Dont believe her and talk about it because 10 years from know... she will remember you. Call her at 12:00... Just to tell her you love her. Call her before you sleep and... after you wake up. Treat her like... she's ALL that matters to you. Tease her... and let her tease you back. Stay up with her All night when she's sick and watch her favorite TV show or Movie with her... even if you think it is stupid. Give her the world... and let her wear your clothes. When she's bored and alone... Hang out with her. Let her know how important she is to you... and kiss her in the pouring rain. When she runs up to you crying the first thing you say is... "Who's ass am I kicking, babe?" If you post this in the next four minutes... The one you love will: Call you. Kiss you. Love you. The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun! What happens if you get scared half to death twice?" That's a really good question...I wonder... Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who the heck is drinking my water! If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. Money can't buy happiness. But it sure makes misery easier to live with I call things as I see them; If I didn't see them, I make them up! Take my advice, I don't use it anyway 1. Where did you go this past weekend? The shops, a friends house, a party, home 2 Find a book. Turn to page 56, line 18, word 6. What does it say? absence 3. What can you hear right now? Absolutely nothing 4. Have a conversation with the closest living thing to you besides yourself. Done 5. Turn on the T.V. What is on? Rugby. Screw my dad. 6. Type your username (for this site) with your elbow. xxXTaempestCXxx 7. Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Stop. Open your eyes. What's the first thing you see? The book from question 2 8. If you could be anybody from HTTYD who would you be? Toothless 9. What happen the last time you was typing on this computer? What were you typing? Typing on this website. 10. Find the third letter from all of your answers. What do they spell? taadrxttt Take Time To Read Each Sentence This is this cat This is is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is a cat This is retard cat this is person cat This is busy cat This is for cat This is forty cat This is seconds cat Now read the THIRD word of every line :) ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .sSS... ... ..sS... ... ... ... ... ... ... . If you're a girl and you've ever A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle Girl: Slow down, I'm scared! Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared. Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you, now slow down! Guy: Now give me a big hug. She gives him a big hug Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me. In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love. 16 ways to perplex, confuse or just scare people in a Computer Lab 1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream "Oh my God! They've found me!" and bolt. RANDOM SHIT : Who lives in a pineapple under the sea...(change channel) d-d-d-d-dora (change channel) Heeeeey its Fraaaanklin. That's what you get for waking up early!!!! Teacher: " Who did the homework?" Look at the keyboard, it has U and I together. Look underneath that, it says JK. Next to that spells LOL, and ends with a :P I THROW MY HANDS IN THE AIR SOMETIMES SAYING- OMG ARE YOU OKAY? Wow, sorry dude. Didn't mean to hit you. :S Mom: YOUR GROUNDED. Edward isn't a Vampire. He lives in the forest, he doesn't eat people, and he sparkles. He's obviously a Fairy. Best friends.. You fight, I fight. You hurt, I hurt. You cry, I cry. You jump off a bridge; I get in a paddleboat and save your stupid ass. ROTFLOLASHTINCBISAGO WOTTARUTDIAIOA - Rolling on the floor laughin out loud and so hard that i nearly choke but i see a glass of water on the table and reach up to drink it and im ok again FIRE ALARM* I dont have attention problems, I just... Do you like waffles? 'OGC' sideways looks like someone wanking! Hiding your face while laughing, bcause the teacher's screaming Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse XD Some people come into your life and leave a footprint on your heart. Some people come into your life and you want to leave a footprint on their face. Don’t double dip. It annoys some people. Triple dip. Piss everyone off!!! Doesn’t care if Charlotte is a warm, tender, loving, motherly spider. If she ever comes anywhere near me, she's still getting the shoe. Anyone can trip down stairs; you have to be a freaking genius to trip up them! Ur mama so fat she ate Jenny AND Craig! Ever wondered what colour Smurfs would go if you choke them? Caution! Blonde thinking... could be dangerous or even fatal! i didn't lose my mind, i just can’t remember where i put it Is smiling... ...this should scare you :) Has decided that from now on whenever someone asks me to do something I’ll say "Do you want fries with that?" ...why do people say expect the unexpected? Because isn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected? note to self: Do Not punch others in the face I love being me; it pisses off all the right people. Dear Monday, I hate you! Love from Me xo For men who think.”A women's place is in the kitchen," Just remember, that's where the knives are kept! On a scale from 0 to insane, I'm Batman! Definition of pointless = chocolate in resealable bags! SHOUTS: QUICK GET A SPOON! ME BISCUITS FALLEN IN ME DRINK! ITS DROWNING! ITS DROWNING! ITS...oh its drowned Have you ever watched someone fall down the stairs?? There just like Slinky's except they make it the whole way!! Is going to visit the purple kitty cats in her closet today. OH NO! The orange doggies are chasing the purple kitty cats! HURRY YELLOW UNICORN HELP THEM! Do not interrupt me when I'm concocting evil schemes or i will bite you. Has a brilliant idea of what to do for fun, next time she goes to the zoo she will start running towards the exit shouting RUN THEY'RE LOOSE! Today, my friend showed me that the word OK looks like a sideways person. Then I pointed out that QK looks like a ninja. I win. Is wondering if you could breathe through your butt like a turtle would you suffocate when you sat down? Bubble wrap... addicting people since 1957 I've told them a hundred times--don't touch the whatchamacallit because it will make the doohickey not work with the thingamabob! I watched a PG movie without my parents’ permission. What. A. Rebel. I bet a lot of mimes choke to death because nobody believes they're really choking. You squeeze a lemon, you get lemon juice. You squeeze an orange, you get orange juice. So how come when you squeeze a cow, you get milk??? COW JUICE, PEOPLE. Don't ever, ever, EVER!!! Touch a crazy woman's pudding!!! I will STAB YOU WITH A SPOON! Was in the park flying a kite and a guy walks up and says "You flying a kite?" Nope, we're fishing for birds. Crazy? I was crazy once,they put me in a round room- I HATE ROUND ROOMS, they remind me of worms. WORMS? I hate worms they drive crazy! CRAZY? I was crazy once! Saw it... Wanted it... Threw a tantrum... And got it.. Hates when you walk through a spider web and you start waving your arms around in the air and screaming and from far away you look like a crazy person I've heard that Apple have scrapped their plans for the new children's iPod after realising that iTouch Kids is not a good product name. Says I must remember it is against the law to strangle and kill stupid people People that know me think I'm quiet. My friends think I'm out-going. My BEST friends KNOW I'm completely insane! I get distracted cleaning my room because I find such awesome things! I'm gonna gather the purple penguins, pink elephants, green monkeys, and the red kangaroos and start me a SKITTLE ARMY! Hahahaha Hi... can I borrow your pen? I need to stab you in the eye with it. My logic may not always be logical to you but clearly my logic is logical because, logically my logic is logical. Any questions? Well this is going downhill faster than a wagon full of fat kids! Why is it that when someone asks, "if you were on a deserted island and you could only bring one item", how come people never say "a boat"? Finding a needle in a haystack is simple... All you have to do is set the haystack on fire. I am glad that McDonalds does not sell hot dogs. Seriously I could never order a "McWeiner" with a straight face. To vegetarians: I eat the cows which produce the methane causing global warming while you eat the plants trying to fix global warming so who's really killing the planet? I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!! When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them. 90 percent of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing on the edge of a six story building. Copy this into your profile if you're part of the 10 percent yelling JUMP!! Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history. He who laughs last didn't get it. Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!! Guys, I'm f*ing sick of this. I'm almost 20 and haven't been able to score a better job than a f*ing cook at a local fast food joint. What makes it worse is that I live in a small town so business is pretty limited, and where I work is the only place that'll hire high school graduates. I'd get the hell out of this town if I could actually drive, but I've failed every damn test I've ever taken. I'm socially awkward, even my only other co-worker f*ing hates my guts. I have repressed lust for one of my best friends too; she's athletic, smart, and a gorgeous southern belle. I love her. You know what it's like; I've been friend zoned real hard. She's my only real friend, besides this one kid, who I'm pretty sure is only hanging around me because he is mentally challenged. I guess he's the only one that can tolerate me. And what makes this all f*ing worse is that I live in a pineapple under the sea. Haha, get it? If you got it, copy and paste this and add your name. Qille, RainingSunshineEverywhere,xxXTempestXxx 1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Temizzle (Thats not SO bad, right?) 2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Blue Leopard 3. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Lagteday 4. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (fav color, fav drink): Blue Water (WTF) 5. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Rainbow (Sister named her) 6. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fav fruit, and something that can go wrong): Apple Life (Im not gonna get very famous am I?) 7. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (fav color, pirate accessory): Blue Hook YOUR GUY SIDE: You love hoodies YOUR GIRL SIDE: You wear lip gloss/stick. 1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? Don't have any. 2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? Posters, drawings, calendars, certificates, maps. 3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP? I scream in my sleep when I have a night mare and I move a lot. Does that count? 4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? It depends how I feel that day. 5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? 07:30am 6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? Nothing actually 7. WHAT DO YOU MISS? Being 5 years old 8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)? ... It's embarrassing... 9. HOW TALL ARE YOU? Short and thats all you have to know... 10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? Nope. 11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? Nope 12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? I don't remember 13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL? I don't wear perfume 14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX? I really, most sincerely, do not give a shit. 15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO? The most random time and place ever. 16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK? Energy drink. 17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING? CHEESE! 18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Chocolate! 21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED? Something 22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY? Nope 23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED? No. 24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND? Umm... 26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW? Yes. 27. WHAT KIND IS IT? A dog. 28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? No. 29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU? You tell them a the most random moment. 30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED: 9 31. BLONDS OR BRUNETTES? WTF is that supposed to mean!?! 32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN? My friends. 33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? So many things... So hard to choose... 34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA? I've never been to the USA. 35. YOUR WEAKNESSES? My friends and family being tortured. 36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS? Nope. 37. FIRST JOB? Never had a job. Only school. 38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? Loads 41.WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE FILLING THIS OUT? Reading 40. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY? No. 42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? My eyes and hair and tan. 43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES? Nope! But I might... 44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? More books? 45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT? 1 or 2. 46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? No. 47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? Not really. 49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE? Why would you ask that!? 50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? No. 51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? I dunno. 52. ANY BAD HABITS? I have allot and it will take for ever to type them all in. 53 WHAT CD ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF? I don't own any CDs. All my songs are on iTunes. 54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Depends on what person I am. 56. DO LOOKS MATTER? No 57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? I don't I just kinda sit there doing fuck all 58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? Some body I knows house. We sit outside and talk about anything until its the middle of the night then we get yelled at and we leave to go to the kitchen to eat. 60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? A stuffed toy 61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE? Average. 62. WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID? :( sadly yes... 63. DO YOU USE SARCASM? ALLOT. 64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE? Macaroni and cheese! 65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL? Somebody that can stand me and is goofy and random. 66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? Temi 67. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER? I can't decide 68. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? Not sure. 69. WHAT WAS YOUR ACT/SAT SCORE? ... 70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Mint choc chip! 71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES? Yeah... 72. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? Today 73. DID YOU NOTICE THAT THERE WAS NO #64? I didn't even look at the #'s 74. WHATS THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR? No idea. 75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? Sure, why not. 76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO? "This is war" 77. LAST THING YOU DRANK? Water. 78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? My friend. 79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE/SAME SEX? Height 80. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG? Umm... 81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE? I don't hate 82. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR? December 83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN? Leo (my sign) 85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR? Im not so sure. 86. EYE COLOR? Hazel 89. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT? Spur 90. YOU LIKE SUSHI? Yes 91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED? Hunger games 92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? I don't really have a favorite... 93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS? No. 94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT? I don't know 95. KISSES OR HUGS? BEAR HUGS! 96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? Relationships 97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT? Gum 98. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE? I don't drive, and Im not really in to cars. 99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? Im reading, like, 20 at the same time... 100. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE: LMAO! Its complicated. ThInGs To WoNdEr: Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin? Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is? Can fat people go skinny-dipping? If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation? If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose? So what's the speed of dark? How come abbreviated is such a long word? Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak? Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag? A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.. If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"? Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks? Should women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans? Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men? How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there? If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague. After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water? Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food? If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in? Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections? Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse? Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it? Why can't you find fresh sardines in the fish market? Why do so many old people eat at cafeterias? Why does an "X" stand for a kiss? Why does the word "Filipino" start with the letter F ? How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone? Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat? Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse? Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate? Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television? Don't they want the people without cable to buy the cable? "Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?" Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’? If a fork was made of gold would it be called goldware? Why did yankee doodle name the feather in his hat macaroni? If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes? Why aren't safety pins as safe as they say they are... who's they? the government? If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him/her swear on the Bible? Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin? Why is the 0 on a phone after 1 and not before 1? A TRUE FRIEND doesn't care if your broke, Being a bitch, what you weigh, if your house is a mess, what you drive, about your past, of if your family with crazy people. Your convosations always pick up where they left off, Even if its been months (Or even years) apart. they love you for who you are. Re-post if you have one true friend. You'll know who it is c: When people say 'Grow up' I laugh. How can kids be kids anymore? We can't. School makes sure of that and strict parents. When elders say 'Back in my day kids didn't act like this' I shake my head and reply 'Thats because you had your childhood. Our generations and future generations NEVER will' A friend asked me "What animal would I be and why?" I responded: Wolf because they are beautiful, intelligent animals. She repiled: "If their so smart why are they dieing out?" I responded with: "Because humans are selfish a*holes and only care for them selves" and walked off .•Kiss on stomach - I'm ready What each gesture means; Advice: Requirements; Lol if you're still reading this you must either have no life, be insanely bored or actually find this entertaining. Congrats AN ACCURATE 2013 HOROSCOPE This is the real deal. Try ignoring it, and the first thing you’ll notice is having a horrible day starting tomorrow morning … and it only gets worse from there. ARIES - The Aggressive (March 21 to April 19) TAURUS - The Tramp (April 20 to May 20) GEMINI - The Twin (May 21 to June 20) CANCER - The Beauty (June 21 to July 22) LEO - The Lion (July 23 to August 22) VIRGO - The One that Waits (August 23 to September 22) LIBRA - The Lame One (September 23 to October 22) SCORPIO - The Addict (October 23 to November 21) SAGITTARIUS - The Promiscuous One (November 22 to December 21) CAPRICORN - The Passionate Lover (December 22 to January 19) AQUARIUS - Does It in the Water (January 20 to February 18) PISCES - The Partner for Life (February 19 to March 20) If you believe in Jesus Christ Reblog this. DON’T IGNORE THIS. The bible says if you deny Him, he will deny you in front of His father in the gates of heaven. This is the simplest test. GIRL CONFESSIONS 1. Do you sleep with the lights on or off? Off GIRLY BASICS 1 year old girl asks her father, "Dad, what are you gonna get me for my 15th birthday?"" The father replied, "Daughter, there's much time left." When the girl was 14 she fainted and was rushed to the hospital. The doctor came out and told the father she had a bad heart. When she's laying in the hospital bed she asks her father, "Daddy.. Have they told you I'm going to die?" The father weeping, leaves. The girl is recovering. She reaches 15 and gets to come home. On her bed is a letter from her father. The letter said, "My Dearest Daughter, if you're reading this it's because all went well as I was told. One day you asked me what I was gonna give you on your 15th birthday and I didn't have an answer but today I present MY HEART." Her father donated his heart. "HAPPY BIRTHDAY! " If you believe that God gave his only son to die for you repost this on your profile. Remember, the Bible says " Deny me in front of your friends, & I will deny you in front of my father You see that 15-year-old girl holding hands with her one-year-old son that you called a slut? She was raped at 13. You see that boy crying that you made fun of for being a cry-baby? His best friend committed suicide last night. You see that girl that you make fun of for having all those bruises? She is abused by her parents. You see that bald woman that you made fun of? She is dying of breast cancer. You see that old man that you called ugly? He got a serious injury to his face in the war. You see that man that you made fun of for having all those burns? He ran into a burning hospital to save his dead daughter. You see that girl that you called fat? She is starving herself. You see that boy you called stupid? He has Down Syndrome. Copy and post on your profile if you're against bullying. Love is love. Copy and paste if you believe in gay rights because LOVE IS LOVE. "Just because we don't think we're beautiful doesn't mean we AREN'T. We are ALL beautiful in our own ways. I feel that way, but I have tons of friends that love me, and they remind me of this. I'm sure you have friends like that also, me included. Haters can hate, but that's when we can bitchslap the crap out of them." Guy: Hey babe, I'm sorry but I think we should break up. Girl: Why.? Guy: Because I hate walking around with a girl who had scars and cuts all over her arms and legs. Then having all the people stare at me because I'm with her. That's just so stressful for me. Girl: Do you still think I'm beautiful..? Guy: I never did. I lied because I felt bad for you. The girl simply whispered "I'm sorry" before running away in tears. She took a gun to her head that night. A week later that guy hung himself out of guilt. Copy and paste if you'd NEVER do this to anyone and you believe this is messed up People who self harm have a reason behind it, and you may be the only person that keeps them motivated to hold on Boy: I'm dumping you For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I MUST go to hell. I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. I'm INDEPENDANT, so I MUST be saying that to avoid political arguments. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore. I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. (ew so unfashionable) I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one". I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST! I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited. I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13. I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy. I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas. Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly. I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7 I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up. I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis. I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay. I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich. I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo. I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy. I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs. I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser. I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself. I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual. I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted. I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. I'm SMART so I MUST be weak I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare. I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid. I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER! I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex. I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion I'm AGAINST ABORTION, so I must like that face of babies dying. I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian. I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see. I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST. I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE. I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean. I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around. I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak. I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life. I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too. I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist. I play VIDEO GAMES so I MUST be a LOSER Find the ! ?????????????????????????????????????!??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????Lick you lips 3 times Rub your tummy 6 times Blink 10 times Make a wish Copy and paste and you wish will come true xx Bold What's True About You: I am a cuddler. I am a morning person. I am an only child. I am currently in my pajamas. I am currently pregnant. I am left handed. I am a little shy around the opposite gender at first. I bite my nails. I can be paranoid at times. I enjoy country music. I enjoy smoothies. I enjoy talking on the phone. I have a car. I have a hard time paying attention at school. I have a hidden talent. I have a pet. I have a tendency to fall for the “wrong” guy/girl I have all my grandparents. I have been to another country. I have been told I have an unusual sense of humour. I have or had a broken a bone. I have caller I.D. on my phone. I have bathed someone. I have changed a diaper. I have changed a lot over the past year. I have friends who have never seen my natural hair colour. I have had major/minor surgery. I have killed another person. I have had my hair cut within the last week. I have mood swings. I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. I have rejected someone before. I like the taste of blood. I love Michael Jackson. I love sleeping. I love to shop. I own 100 CDs or more. I own and use a library card. I read books for pleasure in my spare time. I sleep a lot during the day. I watch soap operas on a regular basis. I work at a job that I enjoy. I would get plastic surgery if it was 100% safe, free of cost and scar free. I am currently wearing socks. I am currently tired. I love to paint/draw/sketch/sculpt. I consume at least one alcoholic drink every month. I have/had: Graduated high school. Smoked Cigarettes. Ridden Every Ride At An Amusement Park. Collected something really stupid. Gone To A Concert. Helped someone. Spun turn tables. Watched four movies in one night. Been Broken up With. Taken a college level course. Been In A Car Accident. Been in a tornado. Watched someone die. Been To A Funeral. Burned yourself. Ran a marathon. Your parents got divorced. Cried yourself to sleep. Spent over £200 in one day. Cheated on someone. Been cheated on. Written a 10 page letter. Had a best friend. Lost someone you loved. Skipped school. Gotten in trouble for something you didn’t do. Stolen books from the library. Been in a mental hospital. Watched the “Harry Potter” movies. Fired a gun. Been in a school play. Been fired from a job. Taken a lie detector test. Swam with dolphins. Attempted Suicide. Written poetry. Read more than 20 books a years. Gone to Europe. Loved someone you shouldn't have. Used a colouring book over age 12. Had Surgery. Had Stitches. Taken a Taxi. Had more than 5 on line conversations going at once. Had a hamster. Dyed your hair. Had something pierced. Gotten straight A’s. Your parents sent you to a shrink. Been handcuffed. My hair is naturally the color: Light brown. Medium brown Dark brown. Blondie. Dirty Blondie. Strawberry blonde/Ginger.. Multicoloured. My eyes are: Brown. Blue/Grey. Green. Hazel. Light brown. A combination of things. Remember that girl you called fat today? she went home and made herself throw up Remember that person you called ugly? they're saving up for plastic surgery instead of college Remember that guy you called gay? he slept with a girl to prove he wasn't, and now he's stuck with her for 18 years Remember that person you laughed at for passing out they're dying of a brain tumour Remember that girl you called pathetic and disgsting? she cuts herself every night Remember that girlfriend/boyfriend you cheated on and thought nothing of it? They will never trust themselves to fall in love again Remember that guy you dared to break into the store? He's going to jail for four years You don't have to do much to ruin someone's life. Just think before you speak. Consider how those few little words will affect the person you are saying them to. 'Cause if the roles were reversed, how would you feel? Hate bullying? Repost this onto your profile, so as many people get the message as possible. Love vs. Sex A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it.However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her.When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before.When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could dofor her.She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had no attacked her.When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her."Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God? Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you trulybelieve in God..Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. •̧́•́̈) ̧.•̈) (̧.•́ (̧. ́̈).•̧́.•́̈) ̧.•̈)(̧.•́ (̧.•́ pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer. there were 3girls They were looking through peoples The girl slowly came upon this one It had creatures in the background and the man She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was. Right then, an instant message came up. It said: SatanStalker: So how do u like my XxLoVemExX: What?? XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway?? SatanStalker: Well, you should know; XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro?? SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace. XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make SatanStalker: I just do. Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you. Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say. At the time the girl was wearing high She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me. SatanStalker: You should be afraid. SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you They were in shock. Her friend: Holy crap man just block him The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes SatanStalker: I am. SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really XxLoVemExX: What? My house? SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out. SatanStalker: Your screen name says SatanStalker has just signed off. The girl and her friend were really friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone. They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight. All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok. Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was She goes and knocks but no one said she opens it and finds her friend there on her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head. If you do not repost this in the next two one in your room, and one killing your parents at that Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for? Repost or you are going to die. Did you know before you go to sleep at night there is one person of the opposite rainbow is thinking of you. They want to kiss you ,they want to be with you,are always thinking about you before they go to sleep at night they are longing to be with you this is not at all fake if you re post within 5 mins the person who is longing for you will approach you in 1 month and ask you out or grab you and kiss you. But if you break this chain no one will ask you out in 5 years. I am that girl. The one who likes books more than boys. The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy. The one who alwayswonders what she did wrong. The one who writes to escape. The one who just wants to help. The one that really wants to make a difference. The one that sticks to her values. The one that refuses to believe that this is it. The one that will doanything to make a better tomorrow. Copy and Paste if you can relate. If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile If you have/had a scary crush on a book, anime, or game character, then copy and post this into your profile 99.5 of all teens would cry if Hannah Montana(Miley Cyrus) were on a 20 story building about to jump. The other 0.5 would bring a chair and popcorn. Copy and Paste if you're one of those 0.5 that would bring popcorn and a good chair screaming "JUMP!" the entire time. If you don't fit the description of the non-existent word of 'normal', then put this into your profile right now!! If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile. 92 of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're one of the 8 who would be watching and laughing and add ur name to this list. XxcrimsonxgothicxtidexX, kunoichixakura,cherryblossom429, crystal-mist. Fashiongirl23, xxXTempestXxx 98 of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile. If you threaten inanimate objects, copy and paste this into your profile If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever talked about something that you're hooked on non-stop with someone who doesn't know what the hell your talking about then copy this onto your profile. If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else (alot), copy this into your profile. If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile. If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile If you have/had a scary crush on a book, anime, or game character, then copy and post this into your profile 99.5 of all teens would cry if Hannah Montana(Miley Cyrus) were on a 20 story building about to jump. The other 0.5 would bring a chair and popcorn. Copy and Paste if you're one of those 0.5 that would bring popcorn and a good chair screaming "JUMP!" the entire time. If you don't fit the description of the non-existent word of 'normal', then put this into your profile right now!! If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile. 92 of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're one of the 8 who would be watching and laughing and add ur name to this list. XxcrimsonxgothicxtidexX, kunoichixakura,cherryblossom429, crystal-mist. Fashiongirl23 98 of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile. If you threaten inanimate objects, copy and paste this into your profile If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever talked about something that you're hooked on non-stop with someone who doesn't know what the hell your talking about then copy this onto your profile. If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else (alot), copy this into your profile. If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile. If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile -If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. -90 of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10 that would be laughing/hacked the site in the first place, copy and paste this to your Profile. -If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. -If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile -If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile. -If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! -If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile. -If you have ever laughed at something that you wouldn't normally laugh at because it was really late at night, copy this into your profile. -If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. -If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy and paste this into your profile. -If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. Oh the irony... -If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. -If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it copy this into your profile. -If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro! -If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile. -Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?" -Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile! -My friends used to be simi-normal. Then they met me. -If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile. No it is not some chain mail thing. Don't worry. Which Greek god's child are you? Bold the statements you agree with. CHILD OF ZEUS You like being in charge. You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt. You were voted Class President. You do what’s best for everyone. You think you have what it takes to run for President. You think every problem has a solution. You love showing off. You like plane rides. You are hydrophobic. 2/9 CHILD OF POSEIDON You feel at home in the water. Your favorite vacation place is at the beach. You enjoy snorkeling, scuba diving, surfing, etc. You want to do something about the marine species being abused today. You visit the local pool on a regular basis. You swim professionally. You hate seafood. You never get seasick. You’d rather ride a boat than a plane. You are acrophobic. 4/10 CHILD OF HADES You’re not that much of a people person. You like staying in the dark and writing. You experience bad moods on a regular basis. You like listening to loud, heavy metal-ish music. You spend most of your time alone. You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying. You like to keep to yourself. All your closets are padlocked, or you wish they could be. You feel most active at night. You aren't particularly fond of most animals. 10/10 WOW CHILD OF DEMETER You own a garden. You like the great outdoors. You have a green thumb. You’re an environmentalist. You have a special connection with animals. You’re a vegetarian. You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world. You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with. 6/8 CHILD OF ARES You often start fights (well, sometimes...). You’re a very aggressive type of person. You like watching wrestling. You’re competitive. You like reading about war. You don’t take crap from anybody. You have anger management. You never back away from a fight. Everyone does what you say. You don’t always think before you do something. 7/10 CHILD OF ATHENA You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge. You’re probably the only person who visits the library on a regular basis. Half of your Christmas presents last year were books. You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it. You’re the valedictorian in your class. You’ve never gotten a grade below 80 in your report card. You get political jokes without asking people to explain them. You think it would be better if you were the President. You have a huge shelf of books at home. You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful. You are arachnophobic. 6/11 CHILD OF APOLLO You’re very creative and artistic. You like listening to all kinds of music in general (except for that weird twentieth century jazz stuff with the trumpets and saxophones and rap music with swearing. Ugh). You always feel sunny and optimistic. You are talented at drawing. You like writing poetry. You can play at least 3 musical instruments. You like going to art museums. You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests. You have straight A's in Art on your report card. Your school notebook has more doodles than notes. 6/10 HUNTER OF ARTEMIS You dislike boys in general. A deer is one of your favorite animals. You can shoot targets. You like silver. You like the moon better than the sun. Zoe Nightshade is awesome. You love wild animals. You spend most of your time outdoors. You love to move around the place. Hunting is not cruel if it's to hunt down monsters. 7/10 CHILD OF HEPHAESTUS You have a way with tools. You build awesome things during your free time. You’re the best at Wood shop in your class. Metalworking is your forte. You have your own toolbox. You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots. You’re a techie. You often have carpentry projects. You dream of being a carpenter. You aren't afraid of fire. 4/10 CHILD OF APHRODITE Every guy/girl swoons for you. You like putting on makeup. You naturally smell good. You never experience a bad hair day. Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping. You’re always at the front of every trend. You’re the popular girl/guy at your school. You’re often invited to parties. Your motto is “It’s never a party without me.” You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis. 0/10 CHILD OF HERMES You like pick-pocketing your friends. You’re a prankster. You’re a speed demon. You consider yourself restless. You’re the best speaker in the class. You like thinking on your feet and using your wits. You’re inventive and resourceful. You often start arguments. You've never lost a debate. You like making witty and sarcastic statements. 9/10 CHILD OF DIONYSUS You’re the life of the party. You like wine. You’ve probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there. You can finish a martini in less than a minute. You have a happy, cheerful disposition. You’re a foodie. You like going to social events and mingling with people. You like trying out new food. You feel that you’re abundant in life. You think that too much of anything is bad. 2/10 CHILD OF HECATE Being called 'crazy' is a compliment. You like magic. You like Harry Potter. You're bold. You hate when people think you're the bad guy. You dress dark, but your personality is cheerful and happy. You couldn't care less about fashion. Teddy bears are lethal in your hands. You like being different from everybody else. You can spend hours a day debating something ridiculous. 9/10 Well I think it's safe to say I am Hades child. I'm that girl The one that likes books more than boys. The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy The one who always wonders what she did wrong The one who writes to escape The one who just wants to help The one that really wants to make a difference The one that sticks to her values The one that refuses to believe that this is it The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow The one who won't give in The one won't give up -by linguisticsrock, Copy and Paste if you can relate to this. 100 Random Things About Me Copied from RizReviewer’s profile 1. Age? 16 2. Height? Short. 3. Eyes? Hazel 4. Have any tattoos? No 5. And piercings? Ears 6. Fave food? None 7. Fave pizza topping? Cheese? 8. Fave drink? Water 9. Siblings? 2. 1 sister and 1 brother 10. Been in a fight? Yep 11. Serious relationships or one-night stands? Relationships 12. Weight? Like hell am I gonna tell you 13. Fave snack? Ohh I'll eat just about anything when I'm hungry 14. Fave candy? Gum 15. Fave movie? Nemo? 16. Fave show? I don't really watch TV 17. Do you smoke? No 18. Blonds or brunettes? Both 19. Any scars? A couple 20. Fave music? All but rap and *Whispers* Justin Bieber 21. Fave actor? Anyone funny 22. Where do you live? South Africa 23. Do you miss anyone right now? Um, should I? 24. Last person who made you cry? Myself 25. Do you enjoy school? Actually, yes. 26. Desires? The usual. 27. Fave fast food joint? Spur 28. What's the last thing you drank? Water 29. What are you doing right now? Hellooooo, I'm writing this! 30. Where would you like to go? London 31. Are you in a relationship? Single 32. Ever been arrested? Nope 33. Ever had a stalker? nope. 34. Ever gone sky-diving? Nope. 35. Where do you think you'll go when you die? I don't know 36. Is there a God? Of course there is 37. Do you have a cell phone? Yes 38. Are you squeamish? no 39. Are you a human? *sarcastic* No I'm a pony from Equestria visiting earth in a human form as a mission for Princess Celestia 40. Fastest speed you've ever experienced in a car? No idea 41. Stupidest thing you've ever thought about doing? Holy shit you don't want to know 42. Do people find you attractive? I’m pretty sure they do, but it doesn’t matter 43. What annoys you? *Pulls out never ending list* 44. What are you afraid of? Death 45. Gold or silver? Silver!!!!! 46. Are people afraid of you? *grins evilly* 47. Do you sing in public? Yeah, I often burst out in song after someone says a word that reminds me of a song. 48. Ever been screwed over? Yes 49. Does money make people happy? The thought of what money can buy is what makes people happy. 50. Do you have any hope left for the human race? No. We’re doomed on this earth. Our eternal lives are a completely different matter though. 51. What's your hair look like? long 52. First job? That was paid? Washing Cars 53. Do you like meeting new people? nope. 54. Do you get along with your parents? No 55. Ever played strip poker? NO 56. Ever get into an argument with a cop? No. The police here are extremely violent. 57. Ever been in a car accident? No 58. Most flights of stairs you've ever fallen down? I don't fall down stairs. 59. Do you care what people think of you? “Let others determine your worth and you're already lost, because no one wants people worth more than themselves.” - Peter V. Brett. 60. Where do you see yourself five years down the line? Prison. Oops. 61. Are you afraid of the dark? Nope 62. What kind of car do you have? Sadly none 63. Time you were born? 7:30 am 64. Ever break any bones? No 65. Fave childhood toy? A stuffed lamb toy 66. Fave author? Too many 67. Are you a paranoid person? Kinda. 68. Have any enemies? “You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life” -Winston Churchill. 69. Are you afraid of heights? No 70. Last movie you watched? Does Amanda Todd count? 71. Most disturbing movie you've ever seen? I don't know... 72. Chocolate or vanilla? Vanilla 73. Favorite color? Blue 74. What time do you usually wake up? Around 6:00 a.m. I never get to sleep in 75. What are you doing? ... 76. What is something that you keep in your purse/wallet? Gum 77. What is the longest work shift you've ever worked? Nine hours straight 78. How many days have you gone to work consecutively before having a day off? Dunno 79. Can you do a handstand? Yes 80. Are you an angry person? Depends on the situation. 81. Is there anyone out there who you would like to personally kill? Maybe 82. Do you talk in your sleep? No 83. Have you ever gotten so drunk that you couldn't remember what happened the night before? I don’t drink 84. Can you break a piece of wood with your forehead? I'm not that stupid. 85. Are you delusional? I don’t know, are you? 86. What is something that you are horrible at? P.E. 87. What is the most boring thing you've ever done? Actually take the time to fill this out. 88. Can you lift up someone who is twice your weight? Yes 89. Would you rather be a ninja or a pirate? I’ll be a ninja 90. What is the worst movie you've ever seen? Too many to list 91. Are you right-handed or left-handed? Right handed 92. Do you suffer from short-term memory loss? No 93. How are you feeling right now? SpEcIaL 94. What annoys you about people? Idk 95. Do you dislike children? I love children! 96. Can you climb a fence or would you fall off? I could climb 97. Would you like to own a pair of brass knuckles? Please. 98. Can you smile for me? On the inside 99. What do you do if you can't fall asleep at night? I think 100. When was the last time you fell off a bike? Like, when I was ten |
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