Hello. I...I don't know what else to say...

Age: 21 but I apparently look 15, if that. I'm always being asked to show I.D. That's why I never visit strip clubs. Well, that and I'm not interested in other ladies, and the thought of men wearing sparkly thongs whilst grinding against poles just makes me giggle. I'm not sure why.

Likes: Laughing. Writing. Watching the Aqua Teen Hunger Force parody of Boku no Sexual Harassment. The corn cob...The corn cob...I like German Sparkle Parties, but I'm not particularly fond of rubber boots. Well, I do if it's raining...I also enjoy crack fics; they make me laugh. So, so much. I love KITTIES. And PUPPIES. Ooh, can't forget BUNNIES. And everything else small and furry and cuddly. *sighs happily*

P.S. Plot and I tend to get into spats that involve both of us in a huff in opposite corners of the room.

P.P.S. There is no make-up sex. Mostly because plot is a non-corporeal literary term. Also, it lacks genitalia. Like a Ken doll.

P.P.P.S. Anatomically correct dolls would be interesting...

P.P.P.P.S. Raccoons make terrible pets. It's those tiny people hands of theirs...All grabbing and snatching at everything...