![]() I have finally the time to update my profile, there's nothing interesting in it, so you can jump it, but there's netiher any fan fictions of mine here so you're stuck with it..sorry! Actually I've written several stories, but all of them in my native language: italian.. so you now know that I live in Italy and Yes I still live there..my english is to poorly as you may read to write them in english and I'm too lazy to attempt any form of translation... maybe in a remote future I could do it... noooo who am I kidding!.. So where were we? Ah my bio!...well I don't write,but I'm a faithful reader and I give my contribution to this site writing reviews to the stories I read. Sometimes to fight author's block, helps having someone to bunch ideas at ..or giving you the support you need to keep writing! I love reading and with time sadly I've become pickier than ever! For the record I rarely leave bad reviews.. and If I leave them it's not because I want to be mean to the author, but quite the opposite.. I can tolerate bad fanfictions.. for god's sake they are what make us appreciate even more the good ones! What I can't tolerate is a beautiful fan fiction, well written ruined by some crazy inspiration or a deep depression of its author, that compromise the whole work.. and that's when I write a bad review.. or better a critical review, a humble attempt to save the story from a crap ending.. :) You have to know at this point that I have my personal filosophy about fanf fictions.. or for whater is fictional as movies, books, tv shows.. etc. If you are wondering now if I'm crazy, I clear you any doubt .. I AM. So my philosophy it's very simple and recently I've found comfort to discover that I'm not the only one, but even Jane Austen had one similar (if you haven't watched the movie "Becoming Jane" with Anne Hataway I suggest you to watch it)...my theory is.. Life sucks.. well you may say, you've just discovered hot water!...please let me finish before you close this webpage and never come back again, to my dismay. Life sucks, it's hard, cruel.. crude.. random and vindictive.. the feeling that we so called "Happiness" experienced during life, is simply the brief moment where we're not feeling pain. Life is delusion, pain and betrayal and we are not in control of it.. we think we are, but then when the moment to prove our control over it comes, we lose miserably. All this pessimistic crap, you may think I'm saying helps you to perceive that when we write fan fictions, when we write a book, we play a movie or anything who comes from our imagination we are in contol of it.. we can actually let happen what we want.. make our wishes come true! So that's why I love so much to read, because it allows me to evade from the viciousness of life. That' s why when I read I don't want to encounter the same problems I find in real life.. or at least not the same ending! My favorite genre are romantic with humor, drama and even angsty(just enough to appreciate a happy finale)... what's all I ask is not to read a sad ending.. Life is too sad itself to waste our imagination with more sadness! Now things I don't like in fan fictions.. LOL (so selfish.. well it's my bio..isn't it? what did you expect ?) 1) death of one or both of the main charters! (com'on that's just mean to write!) 2) death of babies.. (i can't stand when babies die.. foetus or not.. I always feel bad!) 3)After a long angsty story the couple I'm shipping and I obliviously want to read them together, ends apart!( WHAT THE Fk! I've spent months reading this story hoping these two will get together at the end ... and you! author writes this crap?? Please if you feel depressed or suicidal do not write such a thing to have company ... but pop a prozac or two and you will feel better.. agreed? 3) Long ... beautiful and HAPPY story... ends dramatically!.. and for dramatically I don't simply mean that the couple in question don't have 5.3 kids and a picket fance they wished for at the end! I mean a really depressing.. sad ending.. with angst too! My suggestion is the same as you read above.. and I add who writes this, it's sadic and definelty enjoys seeing its reviewers cry... If you are Premestruating Please take a buscophen.. whatch a sappy movie and DO NOT WRITE!... wait a week after you cycle ends and then update a new chapter.. :) 4)... Anybody who dies.. and it's a good character... 5) In general I do like fictional charters..and for fictional I mean the charcters of a story that are a creation of the author.. what I DO NOT LIKE.. it's when these fictional charters.. take the lead of the story and the characters you actually want to read of are .. well marginal! Or even worse when the fictional chaters is perfect.. no flaws: as beautiful, reach.. smart.. funny... etc and you just wanto to strangle it.. In these cases I always think these characters rapresent the author itself, who wants to take part in the story.. ruining it completely! The only fandom I read fanfictions is Huddy..(House Cuddy), but I enjoy watching other shows like the mentalist, dollhouse, desperate housewives..sex and the city, csi(all of the them)NCIS(I'm a tiva shipper).. and a lot more.. I think that's all for now. EDIT wait I didn't tell you who I am... My name is Cristina..I'm 21 and I live in Italy. I'm studing Law at college. Feel free to mail me or contact me.. I'd love to make new friends :) |
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