Name: My Name is Inigo Montoya. You Killed my Father. Prepare to Die.

Age: I have seen things that you will never see. The Big Bang, for instance...

Gender: Martians

Likes: Food. uhh...More food. The Hunger Games. Food. Horror/adventure/fantasy/occasional romance stories. Cake. Food. The word Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch. The Princess Bride. Pacman. Harry Potter

Dislikes: The colour Yellow, the word panties, wigs, Rabbits; man I hate rabbits, Auto Correct, Bella Swan, buttermilk, sunlight, the Radio, airports, WiFi, Small objects, scissors, glue, dried paint, work, heat above 30 Celsius, work in heat above 30 degrees Celsius, working with yellow rabbits in wigs with panties on their wigs for Bella Swan whose using auto correct on a small pair of scissors that were dipped in buttermilk out in the sunlight in 40 degrees Celsius weather while listening to the radio that uses WiFi and dried glue.

So, Eagle, What's in your fridge at the moment? Potatoes.

Uh...O.K, then. What word best describes you? uwekFHSM.JVKD';FL/ZXBKC'S;LJC/XBV

That's not a word. Yes it is, you snarky non-existent reporter!

*Gasp!* How dare you call me non-existent! You do not exist! You came from my Mind, and I can un-do you!

Hahah! That's what she said! Enough. I grow weary of this.

You wouldn't. No, No, NOOOOOOOO! Flash of blinding whiteness, silence

Parings I ship

Peeta/Katniss, Cato/Glimmer Harry/Ginny, Buttercup/Westley, Katara/Zuko.