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 Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter, and Naruto. This is such a drag, I could've sworn I'd already created my profile, but here goes. Name: TwistedHarmony (I'll tell you my real name when/if we get to know each other better) Age: I have just recently turned sixteen, but almost everyone I know will say that I still act like I'm a little child. I personally don't think it's a bad thing, it's not like I don't have a serious side to me. I'm just hyper and out going. I look at it as still having a connection to my inner child:P Country of Residence: Canada. Can't get more specific than that, you never know who's out there. Interests: I love to read, to me reading is a form of enjoyment/entertainment. I am also a computer junkie at times. Anime is also a favourtie past time of mine. I just looooove my anime:P Basically I'm interested in many things as long as they can capture and keep my interest:P Favourite Books: Twilight, New Moon, Sloppy Firsts, Second Helpings, Charming Thirds, The Bartaemius Trilogy, The Golden Compass Triology (forgot exactly what they were called, but guess what! They made a movie for it, and I can't wait to see itXD), I'm a big fan of the Harry Potter series and I think it went out with a bang, it just made me sad that all those characters died, I liked most of them, including the one we all thought was evil. I guess, if you just give me a good book, I will curl up with it and read it straigth through to the end: Favourite Anime: Naruto for sure! Basically I'll like it as long as the plot is good and I like the graphics: Other Random Stuff: If you're my friend, then I treasure our friendship. I'd like to think of myself as a very loyal person, I won't stab you in the back, or kick you when you're down. I'm not that great at approaching people because I'm shy in front of new people, but once you get to know me I'm really nice and though I can't help myself, I'm really caring. If you want to get to know me, then just drop me a message or review or something, and unless you were being btchy towards me, I'll try my best to work out a way to get back to you: |
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Relationship Status: Pending by Craft Rose reviews
Hermione Granger is edging thirty, accident prone and haplessly single. One night, she decides it would be humourous (and hilariously masochistic) to timeline her failed relationships in a memoir. From losing her v-card in a broom closet, to hooking up in a public loo, to ruining her best friend's wedding - she's done it all. (UNDERGOING REVISION 05/08/2015)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 127,935 - Reviews: 1392 - Favs: 893 - Follows: 532 - Updated: 2/28/2015 - Published: 7/9/2014 - Ron W., Hermione G., Draco M., Theodore N. - Complete
In the Shadow of Dark Wings by BlackIceWitch reviews
AU story 2010. Dean Winchester thought he was doing the right thing when he left his brother alone, but he was wrong. Pestilence spreads a new virus over the world and Dean struggles to gather the few survivors in a place of safety, train them to fight and give him a chance to save Sam, and the world, from the Devil. No slash. No spoilers. Comments always appreciated.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 271,383 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/3/2014 - Published: 6/5/2014 - Sam W., Dean W., Bobby S., OC - Complete
If The Present World Go Astray by DarkRiverTempest reviews
It has always been easier to destroy than to create. Severus learns firsthand how true this is when he and Hermione are faced with an enemy they cannot defeat.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 37,570 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Turncoat by elizaye reviews
Switching sides. "I have only one condition, and I trust it won't be hard for you to meet. I want Granger." Rated M for sex/language/torture.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 101 - Words: 256,732 - Reviews: 7837 - Favs: 8,633 - Follows: 3,653 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Just to Be by Amarti reviews
Post-DH, EWE. Six years after the war, Hermione discovers a neglected and abused population with no place in a post-Voldemort world, and the man who stayed behind to pick up the pieces. A story of reconciliation, redemption, and above all, love.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 183,097 - Reviews: 1064 - Favs: 1,562 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 1/9/2012 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Hell and High Water by Mel88 reviews
Life's choices are unfair, difficult, and occasionally impossible. But to stand in inaction is to perish, and to perish is to fail. What determines survival, and ultimately success, is one's ability to adapt to the consequences of the action taken.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,736 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/19/2011 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Windows to the Soul by LucieMarie reviews
Alt yr7.Hermione is having horrible dreams. She never sees anything of her pursuer except for the murderous eyes. When she spots those eyes during her waking life, her world is turned upside down, and she discovers how extraordinary the dreams really are.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 79,144 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Sirius Problem by verity candor reviews
Sirius is ... well...pregnant. Some SBOC and even a little bit of JPLE if you're lucky. T for content, and some later topics. ABANDONED, sorry!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,557 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Sirius B., OC
Tempora Abducto by Flaignhan reviews
Inconveniently it's the things that need fixing the most which are often irreparable.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 53,224 - Reviews: 657 - Favs: 1,539 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Someone Saved My Life Tonight by JadedDragon4 reviews
COMPLETE! They didn't choose to be partnered together or for tragedy to strike. But now, lost, hurt, and together, they must choose to save each other . . . or die alone. Dramione. Rated M for language. Adult content in later chapters. Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,953 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Tied for Last by Speechwriter reviews
Hermione is killed by Voldemort, and is now dead. Well, sort of. Turns out that death is a little more complex than she knew. Ignores epilogue and last 50ish pages of DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 244,420 - Reviews: 2432 - Favs: 3,518 - Follows: 1,034 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Girl Behind the Mask by BluAugust reviews
It was a simple black mask, one that covered from her forehead to nose, and yet it was so much more. For a girl who never had the confidence to be herself, it was the key to showing a side of herself that no one knew existed. SasuHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 83,664 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
JPops Drabble Shop by J-Pop Princess reviews
I've started writing drabbles for a weekly contest, although I doubt I will participate every week. The entries I write will end up here along with any other spare plot bunnies.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 61,278 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 2/22/2008
Broken by inadaze22 reviews
He felt something close to pity for the woman in front of him. And while that disturbed Draco to no end, what really disgusted him most of all was the harrowing fact that someone or something had broken Hermione Granger’s spirit beyond recognition.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 362,863 - Reviews: 5567 - Favs: 9,777 - Follows: 3,116 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
VIVAASA by carpetfibers reviews
Only two days, and already the headiness of before is a distant memory, barely strong enough to rise in resonance, to pine or grieve over. He is paying his dues to society; he is following the justice of the people. He is in exile. HGDM. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 13,681 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 2/4/2009 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Relax, Little Princess by XxGaarasGirlXx reviews
Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control. Asuma/Hinata Now that he has her, he's not willing to ever let her leave.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,204 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Asuma S., Hinata H. - Complete
Promise Me Love by JodieLove reviews
Hermione's desperate for money. Desperate enough to accept Draco's offer to become his girlfriend for 4 months and make his dad say the fateful words he wants to hear: "You can marry anyone but her." Warning OOC Narcissa and Lucius. Re-editing, complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 85,644 - Reviews: 2514 - Favs: 2,518 - Follows: 821 - Updated: 11/11/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Change of Heart by jessicakaycobb reviews
Draco's parents are insisting he get married so he can begin producing heirs to the Malfoy name. He comes up with a brilliant plan to worm his way out of it, but now he needs an accomplice. Meanwhile, Hermione finds out some interesting news...!COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 42,175 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 794 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 10/16/2008 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Through Another's Eyes by adellle reviews
Snape finally meets someone who loves him for his Snapishness. But she's a chaos witch with enemies she would never suspect. One begins to stalk them. Will their bond survive the repeated attacks? Can Snape help them both survive the onslaught?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 116 - Words: 141,335 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 10/5/2008 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Severus S., OC
Wrong Number by pluushie reviews
Ino tries to set Sakura up on a blind date with Sasuke, but ends up messing it up messing up the number just a tad bit. Some may call it a serious error, but fate does work in the most interesting, ironic ways sometimes... /SasuHina Oneshot/
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,458 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Hiashi's test by The Nixon reviews
Shikamaru is called away from his perfect day off by none other than the head Hyuuga, what could he want, Shika/hina and implied Neji/ten long oneshot. Now with the underlines and italics removed
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,866 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Shikamaru N., Hinata H. - Complete
Orochimaru and Gai's Youthful Crack by Merro reviews
CRACK. Gai and Orochimaru... in love! Sasuke held captive and forced to drink raw egg and sheep ear juice home made by Lee! Find out what happens in this crazily unlikely scenario!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,573 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Gai M., Orochimaru
Stockholm Syndrome by misery.loves.black.sheep reviews
Hinata has a stalker, Sasuke Uchiha is obsessively in love with her and will stop at nothing to have her for himself. One day he finally takes action and abducts her. Will Hinata escape his clutches or will she experience a bad case of stockholm syndrome?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 11 - Words: 66,059 - Reviews: 645 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 8/4/2008 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
Square One by Blue Quartz Foxy reviews
B-day gift for bjorkubus. “I...I'm sorry Kakashi-sensei!” Hinata attempted to get out, yet had a hard time getting her voice to raise above Kakashi's laughter. A failed mission, rain, and a infamous book leads to a rather interesting interlude. Kaka/Hina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,996 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Hinata H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Potions and Pomegranates by tonksinger reviews
With Voldemort dead, Severus finds himself back at Hogwarts, chasing away dreams filled with green eyes and red hair. But Lily was not the only interesting woman with green eyes, as he finds out when he encounters Sasha Cupris, one of his new students. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 59,818 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/8/2008 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Severus S., OC - Complete
Awaken by Fornever Tash reviews
"You're mine." Orochimaru's fanged kisses ravaged her throat but the only name on her bruised lips was 'Sasuke'. Blood. Akatsuki. Tears. Rape. Redemption. Hate. Friendship. Lies. Love. Love. Love. Awaken the power within. SasuSaku/Mature Themes HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,835 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Some Things by green see-through ghosts reviews
Hey. Oblivious. You eloping with the dictionary, or something? crackfic, AU, DeidaraXHinata
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,641 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/17/2008 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Deidara, Hinata H. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 6268 - Favs: 15,950 - Follows: 5,461 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
PERVERTS by Moonlight Ace reviews
Late one stormy evening, the perverts gather... Who is their target? Complete and utter crack! By the way, may contain crack.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,048 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Jiraiya - Complete
Marry My Father Please? by kaotic312 reviews
Hinata, Hanabi, and Neji are desperate to marry off Hiashi so he'll stop mucking around in their lives. In the meantime, trouble is brewing for Hinata and life will never be the same. KankxHina and other pairings within.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 293,455 - Reviews: 1661 - Favs: 784 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Hinata H., Kankuro - Complete
The Eccentric Files by Ren and Missa reviews
When Ino met her dream boy, it was on a bus to New York, and it took her several hours to learn his name and stop calling him 'Pinapple Head'. Sakura, on the other hand, literally ran into hers and got cake all over his shirt. Nice.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 71,190 - Reviews: 1174 - Favs: 1,901 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Oh how the silent tremble! by misery.loves.black.sheep reviews
Hinata has had an abusive life. Her mother works as a prostitute and life in a dark basement can be lonely. But one day her mother gets murdered and Hinata is finally free. But what awaits Hinata in the outside world. SasuXHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 72,646 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 10/28/2007 - Published: 5/22/2007 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
The Fires Within by violet lily13 reviews
Emilia had her books, her potions, and friends who cared, but things kept getting in the way, including the rise of the Dark Lord. Worst of all, powerful forces were playing with her future, changing the course of time itself... SnapeOC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 98,029 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/17/2007 - Published: 2/13/2005 - OC, Severus S.
Say Anything by BlackNymph reviews
She wished that once, just once, he would tell her something. Anything. KanoIno
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2006 - Ino Y., Kankuro - Complete
Birthday's in the Bathroom by Mahi-Mahi reviews
[AU] It's Ino's birthday and she's uspset because nobody could remember and she's all alone. But, her teacher remembers. Lemonade.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,296 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 66 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Asuma S., Ino Y. - Complete
Swap? by AX2 reviews
[Pure Crack] Sasuke gives Neji an offer that he wouldn't let him refuse. And what does this have to do with the youthful path to stardom?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Neji H., Sasuke U. - Complete
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Twisted Harmony's Drabble Shop of DOOOOOOOOOM reviews
He said, she said, who said what now? Find out in Twisted Harmony's Drabble Shop of DOOOOOOM where we don't just spread those rumours, we confront them, dissect them, and molest them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Ino Y., Chōji A.
Funny PickUp Lines for Hogwarts Boys reviews
Have you been struggling about ways to ask out Dumbledore? Tired of trying to get Ron to go to the Yule Ball with you, to no avail? Then look no further! Here you'll find the most fullproof, effective pickup lines, and all the hogwarts guys will be yours!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Complete