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 Author has written 3 stories for Bleach, and Naruto. FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. FRIENDS: will comfort you when he rejects you. FRIENDS: will be there for you when he breaks up with you. FRIENDS: helps you up when you fall. FRIENDS: helps you find your prince. FRIENDS: will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. FRIENDS: gives you their umbrella in the rain. FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter |
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Once Upon a Teashop by anaer reviews
In which Jet's a stalker, Sokka's suspicious, and Zuko just wants to make it through the day without murdering anyone. Welcome to the Jasmine Dragon. Zukka, Jetko.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 81,629 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 569 - Updated: 6/24/2018 - Published: 7/19/2010 - [Sokka, Zuko, Jet]
Mission: Kiss Me Deadly by DixieGoddess reviews
Iruka has been assigned a new mission involving the lips of several of the villages most elite jounin. Poor, shy 'Ruka! Kakairu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 75,030 - Reviews: 1214 - Favs: 977 - Follows: 1,232 - Updated: 11/9/2015 - Published: 5/14/2006 - Iruka U., Kakashi H.
Sperek The Collection by KittyBits reviews
All my Sperek oneshots collected and republished. The original stories will be taken down from my profile within a week. Includes My Life Is A Teenage Drama, Emotional Turmoil and brand new During Times of War. Rating varies from story to story. SLASH
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,040 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/12/2012 - Published: 5/8/2011 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
All Your Nights Belong to Me by Sat-Isis reviews
James Norrington is given a choice: he can serve Lord Beckett during the day or he can serve him at night.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 12,616 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/14/2012 - Published: 6/8/2010 - James N., Cutler B.
Curious by TastesLikeSTFU reviews
Sometimes the split lip is worth it...
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Complete
Stray by pretense reviews
GrimmUlqui ONESHOTS. Eleventh Stray: Resurrection The last war was still too vivid in his mind for Hueco Mundo to start a new one.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 49,593 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra
Of Quidditch Captains by ChocolateLocks reviews
A collection of drabbles revolving around Marcus Flint and Oliver Wood, rated M for possible sexual themes and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 3,555 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/23/2012 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Oliver W., Marcus F.
Dear L by VG Jekyll reviews
Dear L, you totally suck. Sincerely, Kira. (set on Completed, for I haven't had any inspiration for this one in months. Guess it is time to move on. Sorry guys.)
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 32 - Words: 15,133 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 854 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
Cas' Milkshake by zeppx reviews
It brings all the boys to the yard.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 1,427 - Follows: 122 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Dirt by darkangel-silvermoon reviews
My Ipod's depressed? First shot at a Music Shuffle...please Reid and Review? Smut to follow if you do :D THIS IS SLASH? K to Trate.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,706 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 4/22/2011 - S. Reid, D. Morgan
Reid and the Spinny Chair by Angel Sun reviews
Reid, Morgan, and a Spinny Chair... nuff said XDDD
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/14/2011 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
To Kill You With A Kiss by Paimpont reviews
After Dumbledore's death, Harry searches for answers in the Pensieve. But something goes wrong. Trapped inside a memory, Harry finds himself at Hogwarts in 1945 where an 18 year old Tom Riddle is teaching Defense Against the Dark Arts. SLASH. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 92,809 - Reviews: 2229 - Favs: 4,902 - Follows: 1,893 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
I Love You by Sat-Isis reviews
Another spoiler for All Your Nights Belong to Me. Cutler Beckett makes a request of James Norrington and comes to regret getting exactly what he wants. Read at your own risk.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 307 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Cutler B., James N. - Complete
A Kiss for Luck by Sat-Isis
This is a bit of a spoiler for All Your Nights Belong to Me, an advance chapter that I wrote featuring a relationship between Cutler and James that is a bit more comfortable. Read at your own risk.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Cutler B., James N. - Complete
With A Little Help From My Friends by coffeebuddha reviews
Getting drunk usually isn't the answer, but that doesn't mean it'll hurt. onesided Morgan/Reid, onesided Hotch/Garcia
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Published: 6/6/2011 - D. Morgan, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Lady Vengeance by Rayne McKenna reviews
Hell hath no furry like a Tech Analyst scorned, and unfortunately for Reid and Morgan, their road to hell really was paved with good intentions. Slash.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,851 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 5/23/2011 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Box Full of Crayons by JanuaryFriend reviews
Childhood is a short season. A collection of various character drabbles set during that precious time.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 8,580 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 10/7/2008
Resident Bad Ass by Rayne McKenna reviews
A man's reputation is what other people think of him, his character is what he really is. Rated 'T' for foul language and subject matter.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,196 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 100 - Published: 4/19/2011 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
When your brother is with another guy by Setus reviews
Rukia refuses to believe that her brother was reviving her suffocated best friend and makes a bad decision of peeking through a door. Sequel to 'When you find your Brother with another Guy'.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,530 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
Dance Around Me by St. Minority reviews
Norrington has some trouble staying asleep due to a certain pirate. m/m, language, cross-dressing
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, James N. - Complete
BoyLove at the BAU or Why Reid really cut his hair by DarknessIsTheUniverse reviews
The team finds a seemingly incriminating photo of Morgan and Reid, one thing leads to another and they are faced with tons of fanfiction written about CM. Emily finds it hilarious, Reid and Morgan not so much. Not actually slash, just shameless shipping
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,321 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 3/23/2011 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Winter Beauty by St. Minority reviews
Jack intrudes in Norrington's home with Christmas gifts. fluffy m/m
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, James N. - Complete
In The Night by Insomniaandinfomercials reviews
Reid and Morgan are driving to a case when the car stalls. In the middle of no where. At night. And they have no cell phone reception. Friendly Reid and Morgan fic. Not really slash besides a tiny amount of very hard to find flirting.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/24/2011 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Spare Time by Rayne McKenna reviews
Derek teaches Spencer a little bit about ball handling. Rated 'T' for pervy puns and sexual innuendos.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,634 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/23/2011 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Fury by LonelyWoods92 reviews
"Reid and Morgan had sex on your desk!" - The BAU war of 2011. slightly Crack!fic One-Shot. warning: slash implied R&R
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/14/2011 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Quidditch Plays and Spies by hpgirl4ever reviews
Marcus smirked, "You wouldn't believe me if I told you." "Try Me" The Gryffindor Quidditch team has a stalker, Percy gets a shock, Marcus has a secret, and Oliver is caught in the middle of it all, but maybe that's not such a bad thing. . .
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,089 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Marcus F., Oliver W. - Complete
Wanted by Orange Sherbet reviews
Deidara: A true pyromaniac. Itachi: He needs a tan. Hidan: Therapy and medication. Tobi: WTF. How am I, Sakura Haruno, supposed to whip the most feared gang in Suna into shape? "Hidan. Be a dear and KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS." Kill me now.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 43,186 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
The usual by ChocolateLocks reviews
Oliver Wood and Marcus Flint get into a fight, like usual, beat each other up, like usual, kiss, like usual...wait WHAT?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,809 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Marcus F., Oliver W.
Ones You Don't Date by jayer reviews
Morgan finds a reason to add to his life of rules.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/5/2011 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Three Strikes by ShooBeans reviews
Morgan attempts to ask Reid out. Morgan/Reid Oneshot.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,632 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 34 - Published: 2/3/2011 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
The Way of the Wind by just enough reviews
ANBU Captain Uchiha Itachi had things well planned out, until a medic-nin with ridiculous hair went and made herself interesting. Sakura insisted she was just doing her job, but Itachi didn't quite see it that way. Non-massacre. Sakura/Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 158,542 - Reviews: 4216 - Favs: 8,674 - Follows: 3,307 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 3/17/2008 - [Itachi U., Sakura H.] Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
False Bearings by Rex Luscus reviews
Sure, the compass doesn't point north. But Jack's not trying to find north, is he? Sparrow/Norrington.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,725 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, James N. - Complete
The way to apologize by 4ever Draco's misstress reviews
This is for MaleXmale Goddess101, promt-Fred and George are sick of the way their family treats Draco, they know he has changed so they make up for their families insults with a bit of hot bedroom fun. fred/draco/george. slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 34 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Draco M., Fred W. - Complete
Caught In The Act by Lady-Elizabeth-94 reviews
Parody. Beckett and Norrington are in a situation from How I Met Your Mother. Rated for suggestive themes.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Cutler B., James N. - Complete
4 times Hotch got the wrong idea, 1 time he didnt by DarknessIsTheUniverse reviews
Four times Hotch gets the wrong idea of the nature of Morgan and Reid s relationship -and one time he doesn t. Basically five scenarios in which M/R are caught in some sort of compromised position by accident ? . Some funny, some scary...
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,650 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 12/12/2010 - Published: 12/3/2010 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Break Room Revelations by Rayne McKenna reviews
The girls thought they were in for another boring day at the office...Rated T for implied naughtiness.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/1/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Normal by darkangel-silvermoon reviews
The smutty muse has come to visit. I'm not usually this perverse, I swear. What Keeps Morgan's gears turning...one smexy dude. Someone has an inkling,someone's clueless, and someones between a rock and Seriously HARD place. Summary smutter than story.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,133 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 11/8/2010 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Rhapsody in Blue by Samurai Smee reviews
Grimmjow x Byakuya. Grimmjow is captured and detained in the Soul Society for questioning. Byakuya cannot help but have other plans for the violent, gorgeous enemy as a result. Yaoi, drama, sweet-fluff; the works.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 64,251 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 11/5/2010 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Grimmjow J., Byakuya K.
Busted by Rayne McKenna reviews
The sequel to 'What's Up Doc'. What happens the following Monday. Yes, you have to read 'What's Up Doc' to understand this one.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,716 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/11/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
What They Heard by Rayne McKenna reviews
The team finds out what really goes bump in the night.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/5/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
What's Up Doc? by Rayne McKenna reviews
After an awkward moment on a case, Morgan tries to talk to Reid when the relentless teasing from the team goes too far. If you enjoy this one I wrote a sequel to it called 'Busted'
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,268 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 42 - Published: 10/4/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
My Obsession by Tsarchov reviews
Yuuki. My sweet Yuuki. She's everything to me – my cute sister… But you Zero… you are my obsession…
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,677 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Kaname K., Zero K. - Complete
The Real Me by Rayne McKenna reviews
When Reid alienates everyone in the office, Hotch recruits Morgan to get to the bottom of things.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 66 - Published: 9/15/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Hello Lovely, I Hate You by I Spaz With Pizzazz reviews
When one does not pay attention while driving, they may or may not be happy with what they hit. The same applies to life in general, sometimes even when one is paying too /close/ attention. KakuHida, AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,180 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Ars Amatoria by Diamond Mask reviews
Kakuzu will resort to any means to rid himself of Hidan. Even if it means seducing him. Kakuzu x Hidan. YAOI.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,609 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Don't Drop The Soap! by keikopanda102 reviews
Hidan gets sent to a very unique jail where he meets a bunch of new people. It all seems ok until shower time... Now Hidan needs some serious protection for his ass! KakuHidan. Other Akatsuki pairings as well. AU um... warning: Yaoi and MPreg. COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 51 - Words: 119,940 - Reviews: 938 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Battle Of The Bands by EstelleYS reviews
Itachi, Deidara, Hidan and Tobi are in a band named Akaku , and Kisame, Sasori, Kakuzu and Zetsu are band members of Tsukisa . With Konan and Pein as managers of each band respectively, what's going to happen when both bands go on a group tour together?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 84,093 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Sasori, Deidara
Fred and Hermione Drabbles by drcjsnider reviews
Drabbles about Fred and Hermione inspired by Granger Twins 100 LJ Community. The chapters are not written in any specific order or sequence. Warning: Some chapters might contain DH Spoilers and others might be AU. Part of the 'Fred's Not Dead Universe'
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 22,791 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Fred W., Hermione G.
Morgan Started It by MissdaVinci77 reviews
It's too hot, so Morgan and Garcia find a way to cool down, BAU style. Cute oneshot. I do not own Criminal Minds. Reviews loved.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/5/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Dramione Drabbles by drcjsnider reviews
Drabbles written about Draco and Hermione. They are not connected in any manner and cover various time periods/frames, etc. Most are EWE and some are only cannon compliant until DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 20,346 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Nothing Else Matters by lilmisblack reviews
There had always been a certain closeness between them, stronger than anything they’d shared with anyone else. Then the not-so-innocent conversations had followed, the lingering looks, the long touches that left his skin burning.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,928 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Bill W., Charlie W. - Complete
The Doctor Is In by Vocalsama reviews
What happens when a lone, normal, therapist gets to peel open the inner workings of the feared and notorious Espada? Damn, I feel sorry for that dude. It's only a matter of time before he realizes that...well the espadas kinda aren't sane.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,609 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 7/18/2007
What You Want Most by MadameAngel reviews
Set during DMC, en route to La Isla Cruces. Chapter 1 from Jack Sparrow's POV, and Chapter 2 from James Norrington's POV. SLASH. Don't like, don't read. Please review! At this point, I'm unsure if I will continue. Let me know what you think! Love.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,700 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, James N.
Blessed by RebootZ reviews
Richard wasn't lying when he told her he was blessed in many ways. She just didn't know how to take it. RxJ
Murder by Numbers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Complete
Anger Management by RurikoTsukuyomi reviews
Aizen decides he wants Grimmjow. Easy, right? Heh... WRONG. Grimmjow's temper flares too much and prevents Aizen from getting close, so Aizen tries to take him anyway. Let's see how well THAT goes. YAOI! AizenXGrimmjow! Naughty stuff inside!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,211 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 11/22/2009 - S. Aizen, Grimmjow J.
AnaMaría by KLloyd reviews
I have been wondering about AnaMaría. As far as I know, she could be just anyone. I’ve got a theory, and maybe you like it to. This is a short Sparrington drabble.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/24/2009 - James N., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
How to Annoy Your Colleague by she-wolf vixen reviews
Ed and Roy started with bothering one another on the elevator. Now, it's a full-fledged war of pranks on their colleagues. A comedy drabble series. Some Parental RoyEd! XD
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,757 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Edward E., Roy M.
Midnight Chats by treehouse kid reviews
Bobby and John share a little midnight chat. Slash. Warning- kinda lime thing. I'm fairly sure it's an M, I've seen stuff cleaner which were M.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Pyro, Iceman
Ramdon quotes never used on Bleach by xXWhoWantsToKnowXx reviews
What do you think the Bleach characters say when they arent shown on screen? Click here to find out! loL
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,055 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Complete
Payment by Hinata888 reviews
He stood up, staring down at me with a different kind of look. If I was right, it was a seductive look. "You know what I always wanted to do? I always wanted to play a game with you." MadaxIta yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,431 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Madara U., Itachi U. - Complete
Broken by inadaze22 reviews
He felt something close to pity for the woman in front of him. And while that disturbed Draco to no end, what really disgusted him most of all was the harrowing fact that someone or something had broken Hermione Granger’s spirit beyond recognition.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 362,863 - Reviews: 5567 - Favs: 9,777 - Follows: 3,116 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Please won’t you cooperate, dear captain by olivergetswhathewants reviews
Fred and George follow Oliver to the prefect’s bathroom. SLASH. Don’t like, don’t read!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Oliver W., Fred W. - Complete
When Carpools Get Ugly by Medicinal Biscuit reviews
CHAPTER 7 OUT! In which old times come back to bite our boys, Neji finally loses it, emo songs are sung, the culprit behind Bessie's vandalism is FINALLY revealed, Lee attempts to find a plus in a world of minuses, and, as always, the plot thickens.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,848 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Deidara, Hidan
50 Ways To Torment Byakuya Kuchiki by Leaf-san reviews
I had so much fun doing the Aizen version, I just had to do another one. Enjoy!
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Byakuya K. - Complete
Regrets by KousukeAsazuki reviews
Shinji only seemed too eager for the contact, not at all concerned in what form it came. He must have been drunk. At least, Aizen hoped so. \\ShinjiAizen in their Soul Society days, yaoi//
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/20/2009 - S. Aizen, Shinji H. - Complete
Forever in a Heartbeat by veiledndarkness reviews
A pulse, a catch of breath, yes, he loved watching the battle in his eyes. Warning: Slash, breath play.
Murder by Numbers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Complete
Shukaku Love by paws-bells reviews
GaaSaku She should never have extended her help to him. It was supposed to be a simple healing but it was anything but. Now he was chasing her around the countryside in his bestial form and she still had no idea what she had done to merit his attention.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,148 - Reviews: 1630 - Favs: 2,148 - Follows: 1,923 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H.
The Fortune of Mrs Sakura by KalliopeStarmist reviews
Sakura goes to a fortuneteller, who offers to let her spend one day married to each of her potential matches. Of course, she doesn't realize that Lee and Sasuke are just the tip of the iceburg. .:Every Sakura Pairing:.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,953 - Reviews: 1800 - Favs: 1,793 - Follows: 1,716 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N.
Two Sides, One Love by ChiharuSato22 reviews
Two sides of one love. Neither know, though. In fact, they may never know. GrimmUlqui Grimmjow x Ulquiorra Note: Italics is Ulquiorra, Normal font is Grimmjow
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,818 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Late Night Rendezvous by Amaratta reviews
And later when Grimmjow watched Ulquiorra sleep peacefully by his side, he realized while they only agreed to a loveless affair, it wouldn't hurt to admit that he cared just a little. Oneshot GrimmUlqui Slash
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,960 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/12/2009 - [Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra] - Complete
Tightrope Lambada by Virgins-and-Surgeons reviews
A pivotal night between him and her, between him and him. The crickets called nonstop, almost as a warning. On this night, a meeting occurred that would destroy them both in the end. One dangerous dance between a Taicho and his Fukutaicho. Shinji/Aizen
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Shinji H., S. Aizen - Complete
Revelations by gonattsaga
The missing part of a certain scene in the movie, methinks. Richard/Justin Rating is for kissing and lovey-dovey-ness.
Murder by Numbers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Complete
Thinking by Evildevilangel reviews
Everyone assumes Bobby thinks all the time. He doesn't. Cute little John/Bobby oneshot.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Pyro, Iceman - Complete
GodComplex by Twisted Badger reviews
I woke up to an empty bed. An empty heart. I moved a hand through my hair. Sweat. I looked down at myself. Nude. I dug my face in our pillow. Him. It still smelled like him. Aizen/Grim, Mild Yaoi, Lime, Rated M just in case.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,194 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/15/2009 - S. Aizen, Grimmjow J. - Complete
Evolution of Us by Senko Wakimarin reviews
No one ever expected them to get along, it seemed inevitable that they hate each other. But underneath each argument and fight there lurked something stronger. KakuHidan, rated for language, gore, violence, and of course, yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,773 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Data Collection, or alternatively, Eureka by morning-in-mei reviews
Szayel Apollo Grantz turns an inquiring mind to unpioneered territory. Szayel/Grimmjow, yaoi-saturated one-shot, and many things of a dubious nature. A follow-up of sorts to "Can't Have Everything," but also works as a stand-alone read.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,519 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Szayelaporro G., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Can't Have Everything by morning-in-mei reviews
To say that Grimmjow is an exhausting lover would be an understatement, but Stark thinks he wouldn’t have it any other way. Stark/Grimmjow, oneshot, interesting kinks, and yaoi up the wazoo.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,425 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 33 - Published: 1/6/2009 - C. Stark, Grimmjow J. - Complete
Age Of Consent by Lady Silvamord reviews
"Sasuke Uchiha, did you just sell me to your crazy older brother?" How Sasuke, Sakura, and Naruto learn that stealing Christmas trees off the Interstate is not the way to go. With help from Law Enforcement Agent Itachi Uchiha, of course. ItaSaku AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,609 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 1,518 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Hex and the City by Tierfal reviews
“What the hell are you doing here?” he demanded incredulously. “What the hell are you doing here?” she countered, glad that he couldn’t hear the squeak that had hijacked her voice. A Christmas-themed Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,160 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Naruto Blind dates 2! by Tally Mai-chan reviews
The ever exciting Naruto Blind dates are back! This time longer and more crack than ever! 44 characters from Naruto all on random dates! Akatsuki and most of team snake included! Don't miss out! It's Guaranteed that you will laugh your butt off.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 8,497 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Complete
Pajaros en la Cabeza by The Crack Fairy reviews
Kakuzu, Akatsuki Academy's best student and resident asshole, is forced to spend an hour a day with the Academy's newest student, Hidan, for tutoring. Watch an unlikely relationship unfold... AU, rated for swearing
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,911 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 12/19/2008 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Mrs Darcy by Miss.Sly reviews
Oneshot. If anyone ever found out that he loved Gone With The Wind, that he knew every line of Pride and Prejudice, that he knew every note of Grease, or every scene of The Breakfast Club… well…
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Pyro, Iceman - Complete
Happenstance by LemonStar reviews
..Marcus/Hermione.. Hermione wants to be swept off her feet. She wants her own true love story. She just never expected to have one with Marcus Flint, of all people.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 65,943 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 812 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 11/1/2008 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Hermione G., Marcus F. - Complete
Means to an End by mybabyblue reviews
Random drabble, Norrington/Jack. Both are drunk and motives come out.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, James N. - Complete
The Lord's Cane by Leila Data reviews
Admiral Norrington has a strange admiration for Lord Beckett, but is surprised to find himself feeling a bit more... Set during AWE, Slash.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/28/2008 - James N., Cutler B. - Complete
Yo Ho by Jetamors reviews
Yachiru has a new obsession, and the rest of Soul Society gets pulled along in her wake. Fluffy gen.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,499 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 8/19/2006 - Yachiru K. - Complete
Naruto Blind Dates by Tally Mai-chan reviews
44 characters in Naruto, including the Akatsuki, are signed up for blind dates. Who will they get? How will there dates go? Crack and more crack. Some dates go a little screwy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 4,572 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Complete
If Formalities Permit by Nanimonaimono reviews
About romanticism and how to survive around Xigbar, because some formalities are just that fun. // XigDem, for IxigbarI and Jotaku!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Demyx, Xigbar - Complete
Obsession by BMuffin reviews
A new insight into Richard and Justin's relationship.Warning cursing! Will soon be changed to M for slash...
Murder by Numbers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,177 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 9/9/2006
I Am Not! by dead drifter reviews
Each Akatsuki gives us a moment of their time to rant and rave about something that they most definitely are NOT. And yet…maybe they really ARE.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,817 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008
Akatsuki Kindergarten by yosshi reviews
CRACK.HUMOUR.OOC What would it be like for the Akatsuki when they were in Kindergarten? Featuring: Itachi, Kisame, Zetsu, Deidara, Sasori, Orochimaru, Tobi, Hidan, Kakuzu and Leader! CHAPTER 6 NOW UP. Sorry for wait!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,909 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 9/24/2006
Narutotachi Goes to Hogwarts! by Yarochisai reviews
An abandoned Harry Potter/Naruto Crossover with awful crackish humor. I have not updated since mid-2008. Please stop PMing me for updates. And don't bother reviewing either, because I'd feel bad if you kept reviewing for no reason.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 369,154 - Reviews: 1609 - Favs: 745 - Follows: 584 - Updated: 5/25/2008 - Published: 8/30/2005 - Harry P., Naruto U.
God Complex by Skitts reviews
Or, alternatively titled, 'Why Light Yagami Should Never Be Allowed to Drive a Car. Ever.' :crack!fic:
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Unparadoxical by Nanimonaimono reviews
The first time, he'd wanted, and it didn't worry him too much. Wanting came from thought, and instinct, and he had a lot of that. But it's not easy to stop getting a bit too close to the funny kid you took under your wing when he's so responsive.XigDem
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,357 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/14/2008 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Demyx, Xigbar - Complete
Mine by atruwriter reviews
He was sick and tired of every bloke that ever crossed their path thinking they had a chance with her. :Marcus/Hermione OneShot:
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,746 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 1,255 - Follows: 205 - Published: 4/11/2008 - [Hermione G., Marcus F.] - Complete
Once Upon An Artist's View by Nanimonaimono reviews
Demyx visited her when he could, but it always did baffle him how Naminé managed to get two or three steps ahead of him, sometimes seeming to know more about Demyx than he did himself. And then there was that picture... XigDem
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,885 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Demyx, Xigbar - Complete
sub tabula by incandescens reviews
Urahara, Byakuya, and dubious footsie under the table.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Byakuya K., K. Urahara - Complete
Light Saver by dead drifter reviews
Akatsuki Crack! The power goes out, and the only source of light is Itachi's light saber. He tells a scary story...and amazingly...it's true. Rated for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,586 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Itachi U., Kakuzu - Complete
Cataclysm by Medicinal Biscuit reviews
When Deidara does pretty much the stupidest thing immaginable, he and Hidan have to work together through impossible circumstances to save both their butts. CRACK! LANGUAGE! Non-Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,523 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/5/2008 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
Life Alert by dead drifter reviews
ONESHOT. Akatsuki Crack! Kakuzu and Hidan share a food fight and later, Kakuzu has a heart attack. Renamed, now just a oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Incentive by Hiril Moon reviews
John doesn't skate. Ever. Bobby tries to change his mind while away from the mansion, with results neither of them expected. BobbyJohn slash.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,851 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Iceman, Pyro - Complete
A Bit of Playing by Wings of Glory reviews
Jack and James played a little game. Jack lost but won't admit defeat. Sparrington.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, James N. - Complete
The Little Big List of Rules by dead drifter reviews
This is the list of rules posted in the kitchen of the Akatsuki house in my Crack Fic universe, anyway. Whether anyone in Akatsuki actually READS it is questionable. But you should read it. Because the evil Gumby mailbox posted at the curb said so.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/11/2007 - Complete
Ship Rule by Jane Bell reviews
“Hey, Norrie! What is it that your Navykickedself is doing there, sprawled on my deck?” “Ship rule. No drinking allowed bellowdecks after nightfall. [Sparrington]
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,989 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, James N. - Complete
When you find your brother with another guy by Setus reviews
[One shot] Rukia comes home one day and catches her brother with another guy... ByakuyaXRenji.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
Thriller by Medicinal Biscuit reviews
CRACK! In which Hidan and Deidara embark on a late night quest for a sandwich, but get much, much more than they bargained for, as an ordinary kitchen raid becomes a horrific plot for revenge. No pairings attribute the pumpkin flavored crack to Hallowee
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Deidara, Hidan - Complete
Music by Yami B666 reviews
Demyx was the most fascinating of them all to Xigbar. [DemyxXigbar oneshot.]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Demyx, Xigbar - Complete
Hate Mail by Aurifex reviews
[SasoDei, implied KakuHidan] Dear Asshole. I'm telling Sasori no danna what you said about my hair. I hope he sets you on fire. Jackass. Love, Deidara. P.S....Tell your boyfriend I said hello!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Deidara, Hidan
A Scarf is a Versatile Object by SnuzzieMagic reviews
When Byakuya asks Urahara to take him shopping for a new scarf in the living world, there is only one thing Urahara wants. And it's not quite for sale. Slight fluff. Slight crack. Lots of ByaUra fun.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Byakuya K., K. Urahara - Complete
So, Five Espada Were Sitting on a Couch by Bjorn reviews
Follow the adventures of Grimmjow and friends as they boldly venture into Halibel's quarters. Their mission? To catch a glimpse of just what's behind that high collar. They get more than they expected. Featuring bored Espada, many injokes, and a Couch.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,860 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 32 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Grimmjow J. - Complete
The Melodious Nocturne's Last Song by SinIsAnotherNameForPleasure reviews
I'm...afraid, admitted Demyx in a small voice. I'm afraid I won't come back. Demyx's assignment is to destroy the Keyblade wielder in Hollow Bastion, but what if he is the one who is destroyed? Demyx doesn't want to fade away just yet...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Demyx, Xigbar - Complete
Affaire de Coeur by Lady Silvamord reviews
Affaire de Coeur: affair of the heart. Not here, exactly, nor anywhere too far away, instances in the lives of two very different people. Drabble series. [30: the last chapter.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 31,002 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 9/24/2007 - Published: 6/17/2006 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
Oblivious by Leista reviews
People don't always see what's right in front of them. Sparrington slash
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/9/2007 - Published: 9/14/2006 - James N., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Impulse by whowhatnow reviews
[Drabble] [SeiferHayner] Hayner didn't think before he acted, as a general rule.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Seifer, Hayner - Complete
Card Night by aodokueki reviews
Luxord gets a little to interested in Demyx during their weekly card game.Xigbar intervenes.This story does involve shonen ai. oneshot.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Xigbar, Demyx - Complete
Elizabeth's Advice by Cherusha reviews
Norrington pins Jack Sparrow to the floor of his cabin. Find out how! PG13 for SparrowNorrington UST. And because drunk!Norrington is funny. Written preAWE.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,195 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/7/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, James N. - Complete
Waiting by Wings of Glory reviews
Jack isn't comfortable with waiting. Sparrington.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, James N. - Complete
When Life Gives You Lemons by StringynKel reviews
Weatherby Swann overhears a rather... interesting conversation between young James and Cutler.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Cutler B., James N. - Complete
The Hall of Melodies by xConquistadora reviews
[XigbarxDemyx][Oneshot]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Xigbar, Demyx - Complete
Bleach Drabbles by peroxidepest17 reviews
My collection of Bleach drabbles. Various characters, themes, and situations. Pairings include yaoi, het, gen, etc. See headings on each individual piece for more specific information.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 500 - Words: 356,932 - Reviews: 3780 - Favs: 1,138 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 5/7/2007 - Published: 6/12/2005 - Complete
Insanity by Ulquiorra reviews
Yumichika is sent to the human world to deal with an arrancar. Turns out the one he has to fight is Ulquiorra. Watch as Yumichika tortures our poor Ulquiorra by making him... wear leather pants? And was that Ulquiorra SQUEALING? Ohh snap. [Madness ahead]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,785 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Yumichika A., Ulquiorra - Complete
Dude Looks Like a Lady by kigen reviews
AU, crossdressing, ZukoSokka. Zuko and Sokka make a bet, which ends up with Sokka in a dress and Zuko as his boyfriend for the day. And it all goes down hill from there.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,791 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 3/5/2007 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Sokka, Zuko
The Sweetest Pointless Present by Corrupted-Phoenix reviews
Perhaps celebrating a fake birthday wasn't quite so pointless after all. [XigDem]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/12/2007 - Demyx, Xigbar - Complete
She Watched by Missie DuCaine reviews
RichardJustin She'd been lying about the video, but there really was one, after all.
Murder by Numbers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,179 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2007 - Complete
Puppy Love by taitofan reviews
Demyx couldn't be happier about their latest mission, and Xigbar can't stand puppies. If II finishes the mission with his sanity intact, it'll be a miracle.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,092 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/13/2006 - Demyx, Xigbar
Tetris Master by DimensionDoor reviews
Like the nightwish song Wishmaster, but a lot worse written. Ridiculous II/IX smut.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,969 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Demyx, Xigbar - Complete
The Dance of Petals and Mist by BlackFalcon002 reviews
Marluxia's garden has been destroyed, but someone will help him nourish it back to life. Yaoi. MarluxiaXDemyx
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Marluxia, Demyx - Complete
The Night They Drank Old Dixie Down by incandescens reviews
Shunsui and Rangiku, drinking their way round the Gotei Thirteen.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,952 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Shunsui K., R. Matsumoto - Complete
Dreaming of You by The Boomerang reviews
After 25 years of waiting, Xigbar had finally met the boy of his dreams. Literally. XigDem. Slight AU
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,903 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Demyx, Xigbar - Complete
Mobius by Starr Bryte reviews
If it's impossible for a Nobody to love why is Demyx so infatuated with Xigbar? Sometimes it's not dwelling on the things you lost, but treasuring the things you already have... Even if it never existed in the first place.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Published: 9/28/2006 - Demyx, Xigbar - Complete
Ease My Pain by Vassindi reviews
Demyx gets hurt during a battle, Xigbar is there to help. XigbarDemyx fluff. slight spoilers
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/3/2006 - Demyx, Xigbar - Complete
Old Habits by Concinnity reviews
Xigbar and Demyx have a little conversation in Demyx's room. [XigbarDemyx] [Oneshot]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/2/2006 - Demyx, Xigbar - Complete
Lead the Way by yaoi-is-wowie21 reviews
In which Xigbar wears a blindfold, Demyx helps him out, and a confrontation occurs. [Demyx x Xigbar] [oneshot]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,804 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Demyx, Xigbar - Complete
Fish in a Bowl by Paineful reviews
Late one morning, Xigbar happens, by chance, to meet The Organization's newest member...and man, is he weird. [XigbarDemyx]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,682 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Xigbar, Demyx - Complete
Beautiful by Pandorasbox917 reviews
And in that moment, the agony in his eyes was beautiful. What Beckett thinks of Norrington. Post POTC 2 vauge spoilers
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/1/2006 - Published: 7/11/2006
Sedative by Marin M reviews
Kabuto x Sakura. Because it'll happen one day, and I'll say, 'I told you so.'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,691 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Sakura H., Kabuto Y. - Complete
Drizzle by Marin M reviews
Kisame x Sakura. Because you'll need something other than Sasu x Saku to read, eventually.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,467 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Sakura H., Kisame H. - Complete
Dirty Desires by mksanime reviews
Her heart ruled over her mind and one can do nothing but give in her desires, until it was too late to turn back. KabuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/5/2006 - Sakura H., Kabuto Y.
Handcuffs by 1492163 reviews
.:One shot, DemSai:. In the equation of Demyx plus Saix plus a pair of handcuffs... what could the possible outcomes be?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,586 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Demyx, Saïx - Complete
Forgotten by Roxal reviews
Demyx didn’t notice when he edged closer, too focused on the calluses forming on his fingers. Warnings: None. Status: Oneshot. [XigbarDemyx]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Demyx, Xigbar - Complete
Nothing by Isolde1 reviews
It is an unspoken agreement between you. Sequel to Anything and Everything. [Drabble, IruKaka]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/13/2005 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Everything by Isolde1 reviews
He may fool others, but not you. Companion piece to Anything. [Drabble, IruKaka]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Anything by Isolde1 reviews
It was a lost battle from the start. [Drabble, IruKaka]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Constellations by mssparrington reviews
COMPLETE Slashy! Sweet! Seductive! Sparrington! Jack's POV. Jack gets caught in Port Royal in more ways than one by a tipsy and rather lonely commodore. Return reviews when possible.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,681 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/5/2004 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, James N. - Complete
Sizzle by Dr FooFoo reviews
S'more characterisation. Oh yes, you know you want it. [JustinRichard]
Murder by Numbers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2004 - Complete
Murderous Seconds by Dr FooFoo reviews
Ten more short stories with a murderous theme. [JustinRichard]
Murder by Numbers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,896 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/12/2004 - Published: 7/22/2004
Murderous Shorts by Dr FooFoo reviews
Ten short stories with a murderous theme. [JustinRichard]
Murder by Numbers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,061 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/22/2004 - Published: 6/17/2004 - Complete
Back to the Drawing Board by basketcases02 reviews
Hatori is having trouble with his hormones, and when he enlists the help of Shigure and Ayame, he knows he's in for it. How will the two of them help him with his problem? AyamexHatorixShigure [Complete]
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,641 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/20/2004 - Published: 7/15/2004 - Hatori S., Shigure S. - Complete
Never Tender by Delphia reviews
For all his smooth actions and rough voice, Richard is never tender with Justin. Slash.
Murder by Numbers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/28/2004
Let Them Eat Cake by basketcases02 reviews
Kyou and Yuki's kitchen escapades cause Ayame and Shigure to recall an event from high school much to Kyou, Yuki, and Hatori's dismay. Hints of AyameShigure. [Complete]
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/26/2004 - Shigure S., Ayame S. - Complete
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1810 - Favs: 5,351 - Follows: 769 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Delicious as Sin by PinkSunRise reviews
Harry's been having dreams.... HPTR SLASH it's back! revised version COMPLETED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 44,930 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 775 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 11/14/2003 - Published: 6/26/2003 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Love is Pain by Rina76 reviews
Richard bails Justin up in the school bathroom.
Murder by Numbers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,725 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Published: 7/25/2003
One by D.L. SchizoAuthoress reviews
Richard wants just one little kiss from Justin.
Murder by Numbers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/20/2003
Adorned by bleargh reviews
(SPIKE/XANDER) "You're a sap, you know that?" he murmured, knowing full well that this was the pot calling the kettle sentimental.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,573 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/28/2002 - Spike, Xander H.
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12 reviews
Eleven. The number of lives I choked out of people. The number I stopped at. THe number they caught me with. The number I was put on trial for. The number I had when I was decided insane. The number I have until I start again.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,871 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N.
The Tutor reviews
Nine students have been murdered.I tutored all of them. I'm surprised I haven't been caught yet. I guess the police are just idiots.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,974 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/17/2010 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Itachi U.
The Espada in the Human World reviews
Exactly what the title says really. It's just the espada in the human world because Aizen decided they needed a vacation. i dont if you could call it funny but oh well.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Grimmjow J., Szayelaporro G.