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WARNING! WARNING! WARNING!

THIS PROFILE MAY CONTAIN SAPPY LOVE QUOTES! :)))

In a world of
cheerios
be a
fruitloop!

tell your family that you love them everyday,
give your best friend the biggest hug in the world,
& cherish every moment you share with your lover,
because you never know when it will be your
last time experiencing it.

true friendship is not seen with
the eye but felt with the heart

We're Best Friends
you cry, i cry. you laugh, i laugh. you
jump of a bridge, i get in a canoe and
s a v e y o u r s t u p i d a s s

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you look around and ask: "Where?", when someone says 'Edward', copy and paste that in

If you throw a fit when someone says the Twilight characters aren't real, copy this into your profile.

If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile

If you plan to name your kids Alice, Jasper, Edward, Bella, Rosalie, or Emmett copy and paste this into your profile.

If when you have a girl, you'd consider naming her Isabella, copy this into your profile.

If when you have a boy, you'd consider naming them Edward or Anthony, copy this into your profile!

If you have AACIBD put this in your profile! (Addicted to All the Cullen's Including Bella Disorder!)

If you are counting the days until the New Moon movie comes out copy and paste this into your profile.

If you sometimes forget to breathe while reading Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile.

If you ever wondered who made up all the 'copy this into your profile' thingies then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

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If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

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If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you ever ran into a parked car, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

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If you think Stephenie Meyer is one of the best writers in existence, copy this into your profile.

If you think that the Twilight series will rule the universe, copy this into your profile.

If you think that Bella and Edward were meant to be together, copy this into your profile!

If you know you have an unhealthy obsession with any or all of the Cullens, but you don't really care because you don't want to heal quite frankly, post this.

If whenever you see or hear the name 'Edward' you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much and then people stare at you and tell you to shut up and let it go, post this.

If you have Twilight/New Moon/ Eclipse/Breaking Dawn memorized, post this.

If you think Mike Newton should be run over by a bus copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that bus should also take out Eric copy and paste this into your profile

If you are Twilight obsessed, copy and paste this into your profile

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If you think Jessica and Mike belong together because they're both annoying and stupid, paste this into your profile

If you've ever done anything incredibly stupid for no apparent reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you agree with Bella that life without Edward is useless then copy this to your profile

If you think that TWILGHT is the best book known to woman (and man)...copy and paste this onto your profile

If you went to sleep at around 2 am reading Twilight and/or New Moon, copy and paste this onto your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile

If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile

If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile

If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" or "Emmett" or "Jasper" you freak out and have a small fit because you love them/ him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile

Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

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Get this widget!

i knew a girl that was so stupid
that...

she called me to get my phone number.

she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange
juice box because it said 'concentrate.'

she put lipstick on her forehead because
she wanted to make up her mind.

she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical
order.

she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

she tried to drown a fish.

she thought a quarterback was a refund..

she got locked in a grocery store and
starved to death.

she tripped over a cordless phone.

she took a ruler to bed to see how long
she slept.

she asked for a price check at the pound
store.

she studied for a blood test.

she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

when she heard that 90 of all crimes
occur around the home, she moved

when she missed the 44 bus, she took the
22 bus twice instead.

when she took you to the airport and saw a
sign that said 'Airport Left' she turned around
and went home

Life is too short to wake up with regrets. So love the people who treat you right. Love the ones who don't just because you can. Believe everything happens for a reason. If you get a second chance, grab it with both hands. If it changes your life, let it. Kiss slowly. Forgive quickly. God never said life would be easy. He just promised it would be worth it.

did you ever fall for someone you know you
shouldn't ? try hard to fight your feelings , but you just couldn't ? you fall
deeper with each passing day , but try to hide it in every possible way . he's
only a friend , and nothing else -- that's the lie you keeping telling yourself.
you keep on saying he's just a bud , but deep inside , you're falling in love.
you get so giddy when you meet his eyes , but keep reminding yourself it
isn't right . a simple glance turns into a stare , but you pretend that you
don't care . it's " not right " for you two to be . is that why you hide it so no
one can see ? but how long will you pretend ? keep lying that he's just a
friend? perhaps your feelings you can never show . perhaps it's "wrong" for
him to know . your friendship can't be risked over this , so being his girl is

an i m p o s s i b l e wish . . . . .

& its hard to forget someone
that you know you will always remember

Do You Believe In Love At First sight

Or should I walk by again??

Middle School Tears, smiles, heartbreak, boyfriends, back stabbing friends, true friends, laughs, drama, gossip, long conversations, lies, boys, break ups, and make ups It’s where you find You’re self

MY FRIENDS,
They're the best
They're always there 4 me.
They call me when I need them
They make me laugh non stop
I'd b no where without them
I talk 2 them every second of the day
Stay up late almost everynight on the phone with them
They have all my secrets
And they wouldnt tell a soul
I know they're here 4ever
We go through all the same things together
And yup we have haters
But we don't care
They don't effect us 1 bit
We live life the way we want
I love them soo much!
:)

1. when you looked in the mirror today what was the first thing you thought?
wow. atrractive.

2. how much cash do you have on you?
nonnnee.

3. what word rhymes with door?
more

5. who is the fourth person on your missed call list?
my sisterr

6. what is your favorite ring on your phone?
uhhh White Horse

7. what shirt are you wearing?
white and blue hollister shirt

8. do you label yourself.?
??

9. name the brand of your shoes that you are currently weearing.
i'm not wearing shoes. i'm inside.

10. bright or dark room?
bright

11. what do you think about the person who took this survey before you.?
loooserr.

12. what were you doing at midnight last night?
u don't need 2 knoww

13. what is your current desktop picture.?
twilight movie pics

14. do you like any one?
yeepp.

15. the last song you have listened too?
Forever & Always

x You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.'
x You have run into a glass/screen door.
x You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
x You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
x You have run into a tree/bush.
You have been called a blond.

Subtotal: 5

You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
x You just tried to lick your elbow.
x You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
x You just sang them to make sure.
x You have tripped on your own feet.
x You have choked on your own spit.

Subtotal: 10

You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
You type with three fingers or less.
xYou have accidentally caught something on fire.
You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
x You have caught yourself drooling.

Subtotal: 12

You have fallen asleep in class.
x Sometimes you just stop thinking.
x Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
x People often shake their heads and walk away from you
x You are often told to use your 'inside voice'

Subtotal: 16

x You use your fingers to do simple math.
x You have eaten a bug accidentally.
x You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it
x You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

Subtotal: 20 x You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
You break a lot of things.
x You tilt your head when you're confused.
x You have fallen out of your chair before.
x When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
x The word "um" is used frequently.
x You don't know what "um" means.
x You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
xYou plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

Subtotal: 28

GRAND TOTAL: 28

NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 4
I am 112 mentally ill!
ahah, more than 100 : ! lol .

SLOW DANCE

Have you ever
watched
kids

On a merry-go-round?

Or listened to
the
rain

Slapping on the ground?

Ever followed a

butterfly's erratic flight?

Or gazed at the sun into the
fading
night?

You better slow down.

Don't
dance so
fast.

Time is short.

The music
won't
last.

Do you run through each day

On
the
fly?

When you ask How are you?

Do you hear
the
reply?

When the day is done

Do you lie
in your
bed

With the next hundred chores

Running through
your head?

You'd better
slow down

Don't dance so
fast.

Time is
short.

T he music won't
last.

Ever told your
child,

We'll do it
tomorrow?

And in your
haste,

Not see
his

sorrow?

Ever lost
touch,

Let a good
friendship die

Cause you
never had time

To call
and say,'Hi'

You'd
better slow down.

Don't dance
so fast.

Time
is short.

The music won't
last

When you run
so fast to get somewhere

You
miss half the fun of getting
there.

When you worry and hurry
through your
day,

It is like an unopened
gift...

Thrown
away.

Life is not a
race.

Do take it
slower

Hear the
music

Before the song is
over.

Did you know kissing is healthy

Bananas are good for cramps

It's good to cry

Chicken soup actually makes you feel better

94 of boys would love it if you sent them flowers

Lying is actually unhealthy

Only apply mascara to your top lashes

It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you!

Its impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed omg so nawt true! b/c i just did it!!
(If you are not thinking about it)

89 of guys want YOU to make the 1st move.

Chocolate will make you feel better! (heck yes it will)

Most boys think its cute when you say the wrong thing.

A GOOD FRIEND NEVER JUDGES.

Boys aren't worth your tears

&
We ALL love surprises!!

I'm The Kind Of Girl Who. . .
would choose
cleats over high heels,
cuts and bruises over broken nails,
jerseys over tank tops,
shorts over mini skirts,
soccer fields over the mall,
soccer balls over boys
sweat over make-up,
grass stain over perfume,
but in the end,
I'm Just Your Average Soccer Player

In soccer we tackle, we slide, we dodge, we dive.
We block. We bleed. We bruise. We head the ball.
but unlike football
we do it all without
a helmet or pads

cause us soccer players we kick grass

Twilight isn't an obsession
It's a way of life

Did you know that "i told you so" has a brother, jacob?
he's called "shut the hell up!!"

-breaking dawn- Bella :D

& she tells herself j u s t w a i t )

because Cinderelladidn't find her prince until
The end

~love~happiness~twilight~

when i look at you
i smile
i get those silly butterfiles
my legs feel like theyre about to give
my head starts to whirl
my palms start to sweat
i cant say the right words
and i get these crazy feelings
but no matter how strange they feel
I pray it won't fade away

LOVE: a wildly misunderstood
although highly desirable
malfunction of the heart which
weakened the brain,
causes eyes to sparkle,
cheeks to glow
blood pressures to rise
and the lips to pucker

when i finally get over him;;
ben and jerry won't have anymore ice cream to sell, hershey's chocolate
will have made a billion dollars off me, and my dvd player is gonna be
broken from watching lost repeats o v e r and o v e r again

I thought this story was really cute

Girl: What's wrong? You seem down.
Boy: It's just, I have a problem...can i talk to you about it?
Girl: Well of course you can..im always here for you
Boy: well, i love this girl, shes perfect from top to bottom
Girl: and your problem is?
Boy: I want her alot, i want to be able to call her mine, i dont
want to see her with anyone else but me..
Girl: Then tell her!
Boy: She won't like me...
Girl: How do you know that?
Boy: I can just tell.
Girl: I'm sure she'd love to know.
Boy: What would I say?
Girl: Just tell her how much you love her!
Boy: I cant do that
Girl: And why is that?
Boy: what if she doesnt like me like that?
What if we are just friends?. and i tell her and it ruins everything?
Girl: if it does then you should show her you aren't going to give up on her
she might need to see that your serious and you'll always be there for her
Boy: she knows im always here for her..
Girl: well maybe she'll be needing a reminder
Boy: Oh...
Girl: do you talk alot?
Boy: only all the time..
Girl: (starting to think the girl is her) well does she ever show she likes you back?
Boy: like how?
Girl: like does she ever jokingly say i love you?
does she ever hug you and when you try to let go hangs on just a little bit longer?
does she ever stare into your eyes for a long time?
does she close her notebook fast when you sneak up behind her to talk to her?
Boy: (starting to think shes catching on)..i guess so.
Girl: Sounds like she loves you too. those are definitely signs she does
Boy: are you serious?
Girl: yes
Boy: well how do i tell her?
Girl: when your with her start talking and then kiss her
Boy: and if it doesnt work?
Girl: then i'll fix it for you
Boy: you'd dot that?
Girl: of course! your my best friend
Boy: so do you like anyoe?
Girl: yeah..somone pretty amazing
Boy: oh really...like who?
Girl: that isnt important now go get your girl!
Boy: ok i'll cya later
Girl: ok byee.. ( he walks away)
(Girl alone..so she thinks)
Girl: i only wish every night you loved me too.
i thought for sure he was talking about me..
i should've just told him when he asked.
girl gets tapped on the shoulder its him
Boy: i forgot something
(he hugs her, whispers i love you too, and kisses her)

&+ Sometimes you gotta get lost
to find where you're suppost to be

S2U0MYM0E9R
hot days ; ; cool nights
inside jokes ; ; pillow fights
cute bikinis ; ; hot guys
sleepovers ; ; fireflies
in the sand ; ; in the pool
no drama ; ; no school
ocean waves ; ; tan skin
schools out ; ; summers in

aw babby i like you so much,

your the light to my world you make my day bright

even when theres clouds, your my angel
3333

Oh yeah Twilight...
It's about this GIRL that falls in love with a VAMPIRE...
pause
But it's BETTER than it SOUNDS!

And for one day, I want to read his mind;
to see who he finds 'hot'.
To understand what he finds in a best friend.
To find what he thinks of himself.
To see if he's really flirting with her.
But most of all,
I want to see why he doesn't love me.

no matter what
you are to the rest of the world
you are still everything
to me

i hated going to weddings.
all the grandmas would poke me
and say " you're n e x t " they stopped
when i started doing it to them at
f u n e r a l s .

Let it rain,
let it pour;
what we have is
worth fighting for

if there comes a day when we can't be together
keep me in your heart, i'll stay there forever

EDWARD CULLEN

F E A R L E S S

Head in the clouds...
Heart in the sky...
Mind in a dreamboat...
+& Your the reason why

Best Friends
Are the ones who will make the biggest impact on our life.
The ones you can trust with anything and will be there through everything.
The ones you will call sisters. The ones you love.
The ones that have your back, no matter what.
I love you girls

'Twilight Character Interviews' portrait links

Edward

Bella

Rosalie

Emmett

Alice and Jasper

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3437/3218122669_9cc52b6c39.jpg

Renesmee

Jacob