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 Author has written 4 stories for Penguins of Madagascar. I love: Penguins of Madagascar, Harry Potter, Rise of the Guardians, dancing, and playing the piano I hate: When people act like they're better than you, when the internet doesn't work, when I get in trouble for my brother's crimes, when someone quits a perfectly good fanfiction for no reason and never continues it (did I hear an amen?) Favorite characters: Skipper and Kowalski from PoM, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin and Neville Longbottom from Harry Potter, Louis from Ice Age 4, Johnny from the Outsiders Brief Description: I am disturbingly crazy sometimes. I have a small group of friends that are just like me. They love random jokes and we love Harry Potter Puppet Pals. My stories about PoM are based off my friend group, and I describe them to a T, just using different names. Just take a guess...Tyler is me. Funny/Odd Sayings -If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk! -Lots of eyeliner (plus) narrowed eyes= demented panda look. The white man said to the black man,"Get up! Colored people can't sit here!" The black man stood up and said,"You want to know something? When I'm born, I'm BLACK, when I grow up, I'm BLACK, when I'm sick, I'm BLACK, when I'm cold, I'm BLACK, when I go into the sun I'm BLACK, and when I die, I'll be BLACK. You sir, however, when you're born, you're PINK, when you grow up, you're WHITE, when you're sick, you're GREEN, when you're cold, you're BLUE, when you go into the sun, you're RED, and when you die, you're PURPLE. And you have the right to call me colored?" As the white man stared in shock, the black man sat back down. All The Fanfiction Shows/Movies That I Read/Love! Harry PotterPenguins of MadagascarRise of the GuardiansAustin and AllyOsmosis JonesIf we are the body, why aren't his arms reaching? Why aren't his hands healing? Why aren't his word's teaching? If we are the body, why aren't his feet going? Why is his love not showing them there is a way? There is a way... If We Are the Body-Casting Crowns Are we happy plastic people? Under shiny plastic steeples? With walls around our weakness? Smiles to hide our pain? But if the invitation's open, to every heart that has been broken, maybe then we close the curtain, on our stained glass masquerade... Stained Glass Masquerade-Casting Crowns I know who goes before me, I know who stands behind, The God of angel armies, is always by my side. The one who reigns forever, he is a friend of mine, The God of angel armies, is always by my side. Whom Shall I Fear-Chris Tomlin Still you call me to walk on the edge of this world, To spread my dreams and fly, But the future's so far, my heart is so frail, I think I'd rather stay inside, But you love me anyway, it's like nothing in life, that I've ever known, Yes you love me anyway, Oh Lord, how you love me... You Love Me Anyway-Sidewalk Prophets I wear my heart on my sleeve, if you cut me I'll bleed I know I cannot erase, every mistake that I made, I never said I was an angel I never said I wouldn't break down, But life keeps on moving, I guess you should know I'm only human. Human-Manafest Lose our way, we get back up again, Never too late, to get back up again, One day, you will shine again, You may be knocked out, but not out forever, Lose our way, we get back up again, So get up, get up, you will shine again, Lose our way, we get back up again, You may be knocked out, but not out forever. Get Back Up-Tobymac I'd be packing my bags, when I need to stay, I'd be chasin' every breeze that blows my way, I'd be buildin' my kingdom just to watch it fade away, It's true That's me without you. Me Without You-Tobymac
If you got something to say, go on and take it away. I need you to steal my show, can't wait to watch you go, So take it away. Steal My Show-Tobymac Praise to the Lord, My chains are gone, Can't help but sing our freedom song, Praise to the Lord, My chains are gone, Can't help but sing... (music) I am a child from a broken home, where true love was torn apart, But then I met Him, the Father, he made home inside my heart. I am a man with the chains of addiction, dragging me down for way too long, But I came face to face with redemption, and now those chains are gone. Can anybody hear me? Does anybody know what I'm talking about? When you've been living like that you've got to shout it out! Lift your hands up in the air, shout hallelujah! Lift your hands up in the air, I have been set free! Lift your hands up in the air, shout hallelujah! Lift your hands up in the air, I have been set free! I am a 16 year old daughter, lost in the mirror, no self esteem, But God made me in his image, and that makes me a beauty queen! I am a wife and mother of three, trading my dreams for a busy life, For long, I didn't know my purpose, and I'm happy to announce that I found it in Christ! Can anybody hear me? Does anybody know what I'm talking about? When you've been living like that you've got to shout it out! Lift your hands up in the air, shout hallelujah! Lift your hands up in the air, I have been set free! Lift your hands up in the air, shout hallelujah! Lift your hands up in the air, I have been set free! Freedom Song-Mandisa When the waves are taking you under, hold on just a little bit longer, He knows that this is gonna make you stronger, stronger, The pain ain't gonna last forever, things can only get better, Believe me this is gonna make you stronger, stronger... Stronger-Mandisa You say lovely, I say broken, I say guilty, you say forgiven. I feel lonely, say you're with me, We both know it would change everything, If only I believed, the truth about me. Truth About Me-Mandisa Everybody with your fists raised high, let me hear your battle cry tonight! Stand aside, step aside, we're on the front line! Everybody with your fists raised high, let me hear your battle cry tonight! Stand aside, step aside, we're on the front line! Frontline-Pillar What will people think, when they hear that I'm a Jesus freak? What will people do when they find that it's true? I don't really care, if they label me a Jesus freak, There ain't no disguising the truth! Jesus Freak-dc Talk OC Time!!! Name: Tyler McCormick Category: Penguins of Madagascar Age: 13 Gender: Female Appearance: Light brown hair that has bangs swooping to the side and is always in a ponytail, chocolate brown eyes, very skinny and curvy, wears glasses Personality: NOT GIRLY, the leader of the group, crazy, funny, loves any sport, dancing, and music. Nicknames: Ty (other 3 friends),Demented Salamander (other 3 friends) Cadet (Skipper) Love interest: Skipper Story Appearances: Tyler the Leader, (others coming soon) Name: Rocky Gonzalez Category: Penguins of Madagascar Age: 13 Gender: Female Appearance: short light brown hair, hazel eyes, pointed face, mostly wears mismatched clothes. Personality: slightly girlier than Tyler, the crazy one of the group,plays volleyball with Tyler, funny, has a unique style all her own Nicknames: Grassy (3 friends), Gonzalez (Skipper) Love interest: (coming soon!) Story Appearances: Tyler the Leader (Chapter 1 only), (coming soon) Name: Wilma Davis Category: Penguins of Madagascar Age: 13 Gender: Female Appearance: short curly black hair and glasses, blue eyes, skinny Personality: very girly but also very nerdy,the options person of the group, smart, funny, and reads a lot Nicknames: Willy (other 3 friends), Anorexic Walrus (other 3 friends) Love interest: (coming soon) Story Appearances: Tyler the Leader (Chapter 1 only), (coming soon) Name: Leah Jennings Category: Penguins of Madagascar Age: 13 Gender: Female Appearance: very short dark brown hair, green eyes, tan skin, short and small Personality: super girly, the "Private" of the group, doesn't do an activity, very funny, loves music Nicknames: Loco Dodo (other 3 friends) Love Interest: (coming soon!) Story Appearances: Tyler the Leader (Chapter 1 only), (coming soon) I shall post more OCs as they appear in stories! And all the coming soons will be updated too as the information is revealed in those stories. Copy and Paste things! this is this cat this is is cat this is how cat this is to cat this is keep cat this is a cat this is loser cat this is busy cat this is for cat this is forty cat this is seconds cat Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't If you could read that put it in your profile! If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven. If you are basicaly obsessed with the penguins of madagascar, put this in your profile. If you are or know someone who is crazy, put this in your profile. If you love animals, put this in your profile. 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If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile. If you're curious about why Skipper's Bobblehead Doll wife, Lola, is not in the POM show, post this in your profile. (Honestly, where'd she go?) If you know what the plastic thing on the end of a shoelace is called, please copy and paste this into your profile. ( BTW: I'll give you a hint, just to be nice. It starts with a vowel and ends with one of the letters in the last half of the alphabet.) If you know what an aglet is, please copy and paste this into your profile. No one's perfect. If you know and like that your not perfect. Copy this to your profile. If you've ever copied something from someone else's profile, copy this onto your profile! If you like Penguins Of Madagascar, post this on your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this to your profile. If you think your friends and family are awesome, post this in your profile. If you have copy and pasted more than ten things in your profile, post this in your profile. If you have ever hit any of your fingers with a hammer, post this on you profile. (I just thought I'd make this randomly :D) If you have watched the Return of the Revenge of Dr. Blowhole and think they should make more episodes like a musical, copy and post this on your profile. I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile. If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile. (o.o) Copy the doggy into your profile because MysticalPearl made it up and it is giving you sad eyes. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you hate those irritating mosquito's giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile. Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. If you are one of the few that actually has any regard to the rules of FanFiction.Net, copy and paste this into your profile. Even when you can't see Him, God is there! If you believe in God, put this in your profile. Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren’t, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienal, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, The-Good-Die-Alone, Daughter of a Renegade, Littlewhisker, Snowdancer56, MoonAquaAngel, warriorfreak, jasminesolo, Protector of Canon2, (this goes for all of us) TheThroppSistersandCompany, muffinlover101, AmaraBellaGirl, Little Christian, BML1997Cowtails If you are desperate to know what happened to Skipper in Denmark, and who on earth Manfreedi and Johnson are, PLEASE copy and post this on your profile. If you are that person who, after they post a story, check their stats minute after minute and shout for joy when you get ONE review... copy and paste this on your profile! If you are part of the .0000001 percent of people who don't have a MySpace, copy this onto your profile (or a Facebook) There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If you want a PoM episode when Skipper has a flash back of his past, copy and paste. CATS ROCK MY SOCKS! If you think cats are awesome, copy this to your profile, and add your name to this list: Brambleclaw's Babe, Amber Sea, Mistwing, Emberflame of MoonClan, Skyeheart and Silverwing, Firehawk, Rainfire, Snowfur, Firestar's Gal, Amberstar-Leader of SkyClan, Sarklingpool,Spottedstarshell,marelove,ninjagirly,Little Christian, BML1997, Cowtails If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, zElDaPhAnToM-bLiNdBaNdIt-RaVeN, Firehawk, Rainfire, Snowfur, Firestar's Gal, Amberstar-Leader of SkyClan, Sparklingpool,Spottedstarshell,marelove,ninjagirly,Little Christian, BML1997, Cowtails If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have never relieze that you're technically standing sideways on Earth, copy and paste this in your profile. Copy and paste this if you love POM and want it to continue past season 3 Copy and Paste this if you ever wonder why Mort likes King Julien's feet so much The girl you just called fat? She is overdosing on diet pills. The girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her. The boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that man with the ugly scars? He fought for his country. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying. Put this as you're profile if you're against bullying. I bet 95% of you wont put this on your profile, but I'm sure the people with a heart and backbone will. Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile. Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. 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If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile. Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. (my friends think I am weird 4 this one) If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile Friends Vs. Best Friends FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?" FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!" FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you. FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in. FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run, fool, run!" FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies. FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DARN!" we messed up! FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butts that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste! FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this. BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this! A True Boyfriend : When she walks away from you mad Follow her When she stare's at your mouth Kiss her When she pushes you or hit's you Grab her and dont let go When she start's cussing at you Kiss her and tell her you love her When she's quiet Ask her whats wrong When she ignore's you Give her your attention When she pull's away Pull her back When you see her at her worst Tell her she's beautiful When you see her start crying Just hold her and dont say a word When you see her walking Sneak up and hug her waist from behind When she's scared Protect her When she lay's her head on your shoulder Tilt her head up and kiss her When she steal's your favorite hat Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night When she tease's you Tease her back and make her laugh When she doesnt answer for a long time Reassure her that everything is okay When she look's at you with doubt Back yourself up When she say's that she like's you She really does more than you could understand When she grab's at your hands Hold her's and play with her fingers When she bump's into you Bump into her back and make her laugh When she tell's you a secret Keep it safe and untold When she looks at you in your eyes Dont look away until she does When she misses you She's hurting inside When you break her heart The pain never really goes away When she says its over She still wants you to be hers When she repost this bulletin she wants you to read it - Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go- When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her - because 10 yrs later she'll remember you- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.- Tease her and let her tease you back.- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.- Give her the world.- Let her wear your clothes.- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.- Let her know she's important.- Kiss her in the pouring rain.- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's butt am I kicking, Sweetie?" If you post this in the next five minutes the one you love will: Call you. Kiss you. Love you. Text you. Guys post as: "I'd be this boyfriend." Girls post as: "A true boyfriend." 1.Kowalski 2.Skipper 3. Blowhole 4. Marlene 5.King Julien 6. Mort 7. Private 8.Maurice 9. Hans 10. Clemson 11. Rico 12. Pika (Sweet Pripper's OC) 1)Have you read a five/ten fic before? No...Don't really want to either O.o 2)Do you think three is hot? How hot? Not really...maybe a little cute from certain angles but hot? No. 3)What would happen if six got one pregnant? MORT GOT KOWALSKI PREGNANT?! HOLY SH*! 4)Do you recall any good fics about nine? No...not any bad ones either. I don't read fics about Hans... 5)Would seven and two make a good couple? SKIPPER AND PRIVATE! DUH, YES! PRIPPER! :D 6)Four/eight or four/nine? Marlene/Maurice or Marlene/Hans? O.o neither... 7)What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship? Private discovered Maurice and Blowhole in a relationship? NOT LIKELY! 8)Make a summary of at least 10 words for a two/six fic. Skipper/Mort? An unlikely occurance happens when Skipper realizes what's really behind those Sadeyes. 9)Is there such a thing as 4/10 romantic fluff story? Marlene/Clemson? O.o probably but I don't wanna know... Set your Ipod on shuffle! 1. What does the world think of you? "Empty Me"...what? 2.What do my friends think of me? "Lip Gloss" Really? -.- 3. Do people secretly lust after me? "Want To" O.O what's that supposed to mean? 4.How can I make myself happy? "Send Me On My Way" xD 5.Do I think my current theme song is? "If I Fall You're Going Down With Me" oh definitely! 6.What does everyone else think my current theme song is? "And I Am Telling You I'm Not Going" wow. 7.What song will play at my funeral? "All I Wanna Do" What kind of funeral planners are they? 8.What is my motto? "Believe" Wow...that's actually true..cool 9.What do I think of the person I like? "Audience of One" that means...? 10.What is your life story? "Let's Hear It For the Boy" I'm a girl! D: 11.What is your biggest secret? "Material Girl" what? 12.If you could go back in time, what would you change? "Desperate" desperate to change what?! 13.What was the happiest moment of your life? "November Rain" I don't like rain! 14.What are the most important lessons you learned in life? "Jive Talkin'" what the heck is that? 15.What is your earliest memory? "Gotta Find You" what? 16.What are the funniest or most embarrassing stories your family tells about you? "Alejandro" okay... 17.If you could hold onto just one memory of your life forever, what would it be? "Behind Blue Eyes" my eyes are brown! 18.What are you proudest of in your life? "The Climb" yeah...I guess the tough times I can be pretty proud of... 19.When in life have you felt most alone? "See You Again" but then I wouldn't feel alone... 20.How has your life been different than you imagined? "Does Anybody Hear Her" I never feel this way xD 21.How would you like to be remembered? "Strong Tower" not bad. 22.DO you have any regrets? "Crazy Dreams" I don't regret any of my dreams, they're epic! 23.What does your future hold? "Tonight Tonight" xD 24.Where did you grow up? "Somebody to Love" huh? 25.How is your relationship with your parents? "I Look to You" okay...so I look up to my parents? 26.What do you look like? "Send It On" what's THAT supposed to mean? 27.When did you first fall in love? "We're Young And Beautiful." O.o okay... Have you ever wished upon a star only to wonder if you've been heard? Have you ever woken from a dream wishing it was real? Have you ever wondered what it would be like to live in a world where love and romance really does exist? Girls Some random quotes "My friends are the type of people who spend hours trying to drown a fish" "In the end, it's not going to matter how many breaths you took, but how many moments took your breath away" "When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile" "Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt and dance like no one is watching" "I always knew looking back on the tears would make me laugh, but I never knew looking back on the laughs would make me cry" "You can close your eyes to things you don't want to see, but you can't close your heart to the things you don't want to feel" "Forgive your enemies, but never, never forget their names" "Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That's why it's called the present" "There are no accidents" When somebody tells you "for the love of God, don't," then for the love of God, don't! (2wingo's quote) "Every passing minute is another chance to turn it all around" "What seems like the right thing to do could also be the hardest thing you have ever done in your life" "How do you live your life, when nobody's watching?" "Don't just reach for the stars, leap over them" "Dear heart: I met a boy today. Prepare to shatter" "The glass is half full" "It's not what I didn't feel, it's what I didn't show" If at first you don’t succeed, don’t try skydiving. WARNING: The Following and alot after is very sad and very true, try not to cry Month one Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby. Month Two Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here. Month Three You know what Mommy I'm a boy! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me. Month Four Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too. Month Five You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion? Month Six I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me! Month Seven Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy? Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. T wo more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak. If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cryed post this in your profile Take 3 minutes and try this...it will freak you out...BUT NO CHEATING! This game has a funny/spooky outcome. Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try. First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct. Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it! 1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column. 2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want. 3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex. 4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots. 5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!) 6. Finally, make a wish. And now the key for the game... 1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game. 2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love. 3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out. 4. You care most about the person you put in 4. 5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well. 6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star. 7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3. 8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7. 9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind. 10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life NOW...post this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. IF you do, your wish will come true... If you don't it will become the opposite.. "Try Not To Cry"- Seriously, if your eyes don't at least get a little misty when you read this you have a problem. Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school, He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great, huge crack. Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold! When I went to school that day, I never said good-bye. I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry. When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another, And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother. Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much, And please tell Brittany; my girlfriend; That it wasn't just a crush. And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class, And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this. But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss. And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry. Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest, But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could please listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live. But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Brittany, I'm sorry to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you" So, Please if you would, Don't smash this on the ground. If you pass this on, Maybe people will cry and remember how blessed they truly are, Just keep this in your heart, For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye". Now you have 2 choices, 1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as "Try Not To Cry" 2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are... it ok to cry This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't. A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God? Copy and paste if you will. My name is Tiffany I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren’t ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can’t do a wrong I can’t speak at all Or else im locked up All day long. When im awake im all alone The house is dark My folks aren’t home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe ill just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie’s bar. I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes I’m so afraid now I’m starting to cry He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words, He says its my fault He suffers at work. He slaps and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And run to the door He’s already locked it And i start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken, "I’m sorry!", I scream But its now much to late His face has been twisted Into a unimaginable shape The hurt and the pain Again and again O please God, have mercy! O please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door While i lay there motionless Brawled on the floor My name is tiffany I am three, Tonight my daddy Murdered me And you can help Sickens me top the soul, And if you read this and don’t pass it on I pray for your forgiveness Because you would have to be One heartless person To not be effected By this Poem And because you are effected, Do something about it! So all i ask you to do Is pass this on! If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl) comix-freak (Artemis Fowl (and Arty is my one and only!))scarilyobsessed(Fang, from maximum ride) Natalie-07 (Jack Sparrow, I know I know he's older then my dad but it's not like we're actually dating!) Silverstar's Shadow (Kratos Aurion (like practically every other girl who plays ToS religiously), Yuan (damn the people who decided to never tell you his last name!), Sirius Black (not Gary the Old Man... I imagined him to look a little more like Adam from Three Days Grace... hehe... Ahem.), Draco Malfoy), AsterEris:Firefall'sLegacy(Jasper Cullen...sigh...and PRINCE CASPIAN.), AviorHyrax (Fell from fell...I love him, I know, hes a wolf...can't I have my dream? Murtaghlaughing really hard right now Aster..., Mr. Darcyawwwww, i love him, again, still laughing,artemis fowl, Victor, from Cathy's book/key(I have a lot more but still)), some crazy girl who likes pie (Um... My friend's in love with Firestar, does that count? lol, no, jk. (Even though she is)), Emerald Griffon (Christopher Robin from Winnie-the-Pooh (I was realllllllllllly little, okay?), Mortagan, my stuffed weasel (-snogs him-)) Shadowgirl2.0(Sly Cooper... from a video game series... I like Shadow the Hedgehog and Espio the Chameleon now.), libithewolf (Shadow the Hedgehog, and Deidara from Naruto Shippuden, but I used to like Joe from Time warp Trio when I was younger.), Spottedpaw13 (Tails, Ryou Bakura, Bakura) Hawkfire111 (Noah from the Total Drama Series, though i prefer him with Izzy, Dustytuft/Phillup from Guardians of Ga'Hoole- i cried when he was killed...-, Duncan from Total Drama Series- SO over him, he cheated on poor Courtney...), Autumnheart (Twilight from Guardains of Ga'Hoole, Number 4 from KND, Noah from TDI, Kat from Kid vs Kat, Cupid, Nega-Timmy, Anti-Cosmo from Fairly OddParents, Tallest Red from Invader Zim)ThePurpleRacoonGirl(Luigi from the Mario games, Dimentio from Super Paper Mario, Ron Weasly from Harry Potter, Dib from Invader Zim), Inkheart5351 (Kowalski and Skipper from PoM and Finn from Adventure Time), PerryRocks- Wolf Warrior (Dr. Blowhole from PoM and Basil of Baker Street from The Great Mouse Detective),randomfanfictioner01(As embarrassing as it might be, PERRY!(Phineas and Ferb) Along with Skipper (Penguins of Madagascar) Jet pack guy (Club penguin)and Dipper (Gravity falls) so, yea.), Cowtails (Skipper,Kowalski,and Blowhole from Penguins of Madagascar, Sirius Black,Remus Lupin,Neville Longbottom,and Seamus Finnigan from Harry Potter, and Louis from Ice Age) 37 Things to do in an Elevator 1. 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Wojo Shadowwriter329 Kuro Arashi An Udar Master of Grimoire Heart PJandLGequalsLove XTheSonofHadesX Ncalkins MidnightSun0110 rj00 Lil Mexican Katerina Riley randomfanfictioner01 Cowtails Written by Anonymous Legacy 1.Neville Longbottom 2.Remus Lupin 3.Sirius Black 4.Severus Snape 5.George Weasley 6.Hermione Granger 7.Harry Potter 8.Ron Weasley 9.Fred Weasley 10.Ginny Weasley 1.What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night? Me: What do you want, Neville? Neville: I had a nightmare... 2.Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering? Me: OUT SIRIUS! Sirius: but- Me: OUT! 3.Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow? SNAPE'S MARRYING FRED?! o.o 4.Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping? Me: What's up, Hermione? 5.Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family? I'M RELATED TO HARRY POTTER?! :D 6.Number 8 got into the hospital somehow? Me: What's Ron doing here? Hermione: Well, Harry- Me: Nevermind, I don't want to know. 7.Number 9 made fun of your friends? Me: BACK OFF FRED! 8.Number 10 ignored you all the time? Ginny? Ignore me? I thought we were friends! 9.Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do? Probably hide...and cry. 10.It's your birthday. What does 3 get you? A bikini with his name and a heart on it. He is so annoying with his player attitude. 11.You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do? Nothing. Until Dumbledore convinces him to save me. 12.You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do? George: DO IT DO IT DO IT! 13.You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction? I'm marrying Ginny? O.o no, end of story. 14.You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up? Harry: Don't worry, Sirius likes you... Me: I know but he's way older than me! Harry: Neville likes you too... Me: :D Yay! 15.You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you? Fred: A little prank will get her fired up *smirks* 16.You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do? Ginny: What is so funny? Me: nothing... 17.Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why? Because he's so cute, and clumsy, and sweet! 18.Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9. Me: REMUS, YOU LOVE FRED?! 19.You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to their parents. Would you get along? I'm dating Sirius? First of all, that wouldn't happen, second of all, he was disowned by his parents! 20.Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss? George and Hermione? It's possible... 21.Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do? Hermione is NOT a player... 22.You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind? Me: take a picture Harry, it'll last longer. 23.Number 8 thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her? Me: Aw, Ron, you'll get a girlfriend someday! Ron: That's a lie. Me: I know! 24.Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what? Me: Sorry Fred...I like Neville. But you're really sweet, thanks. 25.You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react? Me: GINNY STOP KISSING MY BF! Neville: Oh thank goodness! 26.You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking? Sirius better not be trying to kill Severus again... 27.Could 1 and 6 be soul mates? Neville and Hermione? NO! NEVILLE'S MINE! 28.Would 2 trust 5? Remus trust George? Maybe... 29.Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that? Severus wouldn't poke Ginny. He would sit there in his boredom like a spooky bat. 30.If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make? Hermione and Sirius? An INTELLECTUAL ARGUMENT, THAT'S WHAT! 31.7 and 9 apply for a job. What job? Harry: Auror. Fred: I already own a joke shop! 32.8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay? Why would Ron give George a haircut? 33.9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy? Fred: EASY! My brother, Ron! Hermione: Perfect! 34.1 accidentally kicked 10? Neville: Oops, sorry. Ginny: It's okay. *smiles* Me: GINNY DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT, NEVILLE'S MINE! 35.2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 8 got it. What would happen? Ron: O.O REMUS, TONKS IS TOO INNOCENT TO READ THIS STUFF! 36.6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday? Me: Sorry, Hermione, you can come. It must have been a mix up! 37.7 won the lottery? Harry: YES! :D 38.8 had quite a big secret? Me: Aw Ron please tell me... Ron: Nope. 39.9 became a singer? Fred? How'd that happen? 40.10 got a daughter? Ginny got a daughter? IT BETTER HAVE BEEN WITH HARRY, NOT NEVILLE! 41.What would 1 think of 2? Neville: A great teacher, a bit scary, but great. 42.How would 3 greet 4? Sirius: *sneers* Snivellous. Severus: *sneers back* 43.What would 4 envy about 5? Severus envy about George? Yeah, whatever. 44.What dream would 5 have about 6? George: Oh Hermione...I can't believe that's what you and Ron did last night! 45.What do 6 and 7 have in common? Hermione and Harry? Not a lot... 46.What would make 7 angry at 8? Uh, if Ron wouldn't let him date Ginny. 47.Where would 8 meet 9? Ron meet Fred? Probably at the joke shop...or at their HOME. 48.What would 9 never dare to tell 10? That he is gay and has a crush on Harry! Fred: WHAT? I do not! 49.What would make 10 scared of 1? Ginny scared of Neville? Not likely... 50.Is 3 Gay? Sirius gay? With how much he flirts with me, I'd say no. 10 FACTS ABOUT YOU:
A woman was asked by a co-worker, 'What is it like to be a Christian?' The co-worker replied, 'It is like being a pumpkin.' God picks you from the patch, brings you in, and washes all the dirt off of you. Then He cuts off the top and scoops out all the yucky stuff. He removes the seeds of doubt, hate, and greed. Then He carves you a new smiling face and puts His light inside of you to shine for all the world to see.' 1.Kowalski 2.Skipper 3.Rico 4.Sweet Pripper :D 5.King Julien 6.Private 7.Maurice 8.Me, Cowtails :D 9.Hans 10. Pika (Sweet Pripper's OC) 1. Its your birthday, what did 5 get you? Me: A flipping piece of wood! King Julien: The sky spirits ordered me to! 2. 4 beat you up. What the heck? D: She's my best friend though! 3. 6 is jumping off a building to see if he can fly. Me: PRIVATE YOU'RE NOT A LUNACORN YOU CAN'T FLY! DON'T DO IT! Private: Oh...okay. 4. Who's important to 2? Idk, me probably? 5. Why is 9 so happy? Maybe he ate a danish? xD 6. Why the hell is 7 being nice? He's always nice, poor him. 7. Why is 5 sad? King Julien: Because she hit me with her birthday present! Me: A PIECE OF WOOD IS NOT A PRESENT! 8. How will 10 be remembered? Probably by, oh idk, the fact that she's A POKEMON IN NEW YORK?! 9. Does 9 have any regrets? Probably not.. 10. What is 8 hiding? I hide nothing! 11. Who does 7 hate? His boss? 12. Are 6 and 5 friends? No!!! Duh!! 13. 4 raped 3. Why would Sweet Pripper rape RICO?! 14. Whats the worse thing 2 ever did? Uh...not really sure.. 15. 1 is pregnant. KOWALSKI'S PREGNANT?! 16. 10 wants to do "fun" with 9 Pika wants to have "fun" with Hans? It makes sense, they're dating... 17. Life is hard for 8 Ain't that the truth... 18. 7 is dead. Aw, Really? 19. 6 and 5 hate each other. Private doesn't really hate...and Julien's just too stupid to hate. 20. 4 and 3 love each other? Sweet Pripper and Rico? LOL I don't think so... 21. 2 can't away from 1 SKIPPER BACK OFF MY MAN!!! 22. 1 has to stay with 6 forever!!! Kowalski with Private? NO WAY, KOWALSKI'S MINE! 23. 3 runs away from 4? Rico runs from Sweet Pripper? Me: Sweet Pripper, put that chainsaw down!!! 24. 5 kills 7. Julien killed Maurice? SHOCKER. 25. 6 begs 9 to love him. Private begs Hans? NO WAY! 26. 8 rapes 1 WHY WOULD I RAPE KOWALSKI?! I'M NOT THAT PROTECTIVE OF HIM!!! 27. 6 is chasing 8 to rape PRIVATE WOULD NOT TRY TO RAPE ME!!! 28. 3 is very rude. That sorta makes sense... 29. 3 kills 8 Rico killed me? D: RICO WHY?! 30. 6 loves 1 Private x Kowalski? Okay, but Kowalski's still mine. 31. 4 comforts 7 Sweet Pripper comforts Maurice...that might make sense... 32. 7 breaks 9's laptop. Since when does Hans have a laptop? 33. 4 stops 8 from self harming themselves. Me: Thx Sweet Pripper. SP: No prob, Cowtails. 34. 5 dies YES FINALLY!!! 35. 7 and 4 die Aw man... 36. 7 abuises 5 YES YES GO MAURICE! 37. 7 forgets about 3 Huh wut? 38. 5 watches 9 burn Julien: WOO! Hans: AAHHHH! Me: This is my surprised face -.- 39. 9 dies in 6's arms Hans in Private's flippers, very unlikely. 40. 1 kills 2 while raping. Kowalski raped Skipper and killed him? NOT POSSIBLE. 41. 3 is everything 5 wanted. Rico? King Jullien, what's wrong with you? 42. You catch 6 kissing 9 Me: PRIVATE WHY ARE YOU KISSING HANS?! 43. 6 has sex with 3 Private's too young, Rico! 44. 4 and 6 are secretly in love. Sweet Pripper and Private? THat's no secret, and she'd love that!! 45. 1 and 8 are asleep in a bed. Together. Me and Kowalski? :D 46. 6 commited scucide, what is 4's recation Private killed himself? Sweet Pripper: I'LL JOIN YOU MY LOVE!! *stabs self* 47. 9 sees 3 in a new light Um...no. 48. 5 makes 7 breakfast. Why would Julien make Maurice breakfast! It's the other way around!!! 49. 1 discovers 9's sorrow Why would Kowalski care about Hans? 50. 7 is going to die! 2's reaction? Maurice will die? SKipper's reaction: Nice knowing you. |
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