'For five minutes, I'm just boring Clary Morgenstern, the unnoticed, unneeded, boring little redhead no one pays attention to- the girl whose secrets are safe. But then the classroom door opens and angel boy steps in, effectively starting the upside-down-isation of my life.' Clary has secrets no one can know but the new boy won't back off. What happens when love uncovers secrets?

What is worse than falling in love with your bother's best friend? Knowing he may never love you back.

Lizzy Walker is a short con player loosely affilaited with the Bennet clan, a small group of criminal friends who scrape a living for each other and themselves. Keen to step up her game and make London her playground, she meets Charles Bingley, a new player on the scene, and Will Darcy, a mysterious and somewhat legendary long con artist who infuriates her more than any man alive.

While the Bennet sisters are at Netherfield, scarlet fever strikes at Longbourn. Elizabeth's grief may cause her to act erratically, but what's Mr. Darcy's motive for lending a surprising- and seemingly reluctant- hand to treat her 'female hysteria'. Copyright 2017.

Clary goes to college at The Institute. Her roommate is Isabelle. Clary comes face to face with Jace, helping his sister move in. It's apparent the semester would be tough, when Jace recalls Clary's high school nickname, Dumpster Girl, a name he gave her when he bullied her. Unsurprisingly, Clary is stubborn to forget their past, but Jace is looking to move forward. Can they?

not your usual VA fic very OOC! All human Dimitri is a multimillionare and Rose is his matchmaker! Rated M for adult themes

Reeling from a broken heart, Eric enlists Pam's aid to help him blow off some steam. What if instead of forgetting his heartache, he ends up finding another one? AH, AU

AU, Mundane. After a breakdown, Clary is admitted to Fairchild Psychiatric Clinic. There she meets Jace Herondale, an equally troubled and equally sarcastic boy. Clary is immediately drawn to him, but will they be able to handle each others' dark pasts? Mature themes/mental illness. Clace, Malec and eventual Sizzy. *ON HIATUS*

Based on 10 Things I Hate About You / Taming of the Shrew in this all-human AU, Xander attempts to find the one guy in college who would be willing to go out with Buffy Summers, the girl no boy dares or wants to date, so that he can court the girl of his dreams, her younger sister, Dawn. Will he succeed? Or will all plans fail and complete chaos ensue?

The first time Eros, the Greek God of Love and Sexual desire, also known as Jace Herondale got rejected was by the little red head Clary and he didn't like the feeling. He promised himself that he would make the little Fireball his. Since all Gods are bound to their words by the rules of the Universe, he has to make sure it happens or it'll LITERALLY be the last thing he'll ever do

Most of the time Clary was good. But there was something about the golden eyed boy that made her want to break the rules. Clace.

After Godric saves Sookie from Gabe very nearly raping her while she tries to find him by infiltrating the Fellowship, both Godric and Sookie are startled to find themselves instantly drawn towards one another. What happens when Sookie ignites both a possessive streak in Godric and a will to live? Set Season 2, Timebomb. Then AU from there.

AU/AH: After a brutal tour in Afghanistan turns his life upside down, Jace is forced to battle a new war. This time, one of his own. Fortunately, he's not alone. Can new next-door neighbor Clary help heal a wounded soldier's heart? Vulgar language and lots of lemonade.

Magnus Bane's life has been far from easy...thing after thing had left him broken and defeated with no hope of something better coming...except certain Angel's videos who once saved his life and continues to encourage him of moving forward...so, when Magnus's Angel moves closer to him...will Magnus meet his savior and thank him for what he's done? Malec. Human AU.

Buffy Summers wants her boss and now she’s through waiting… She’s gonna get him… But what happens if William A.K.A. Spike Jacobs wants more than a one night stand? Rated M for Lemon.

Clary and Jonathan Morgenstern are abused and broken. They have been taking care of each other forever, but when the Lightwoods find out their secret, will that be the end? What about when Clary finds herself in the arms of Jace, who also has a broken past. Will he open up if it means saving her? Includes Clace, Jonabelle, Malec. 1st fanfic. COMPLETE!

When Clary, a girl with no popularity what-so-ever runs into one of the boys she hates the most, Jace Wayland, Will they learn to like each other? Or will they continue to hate each other? With Jonathan, Clary's Over-protective brother watching her 24/7, Will Jace continue to bother her?

I am weak, he is strong. I am nothing and he is an everything. I am surviving, he is living. I am tolerated, he is appreciated. I am poor, he is rich. But the one thing that we have in common is that we are eachother's best kept secret. So what do we do? We follow love. All Human. Language and some lemons.

Castiel is a perfect kid with perfect grades. However, his life is far from perfect. Growing up in a small town in Alabama, were being gay is as big a scandal as robbing a bank, Castiel has had to endure an ungodly amount of bullying. And his number one tormentor? None other than his neighbor, Dean Winchester, one of the most popular boys at school.

High School AU. Castiel Novak keeps having dirty dreams about the captain of the baseball team, Dean Winchester. Dean keeps having dirty dreams about the nerdy Novak boy who hangs around the art room a lot. Will they be able to keep those dreams a secret?

At the request of Dumbledore, Hermione Granger marries Draco Malfoy. COMPLETED

This is a re-write of the series. Spike is a teenaged slayer, Buffy is his vampire nemesis. Also, Drusilla is a vampire with a soul. AU.

DH Spoilers. Will Lily finally see that James is sincere?

James is Normal Typical Teenage Boy. Lily is Unobtainable Beauty. James loves Lily. You know what's bound to happen. James remains oblivious to everything throughout, of course.

The Cullens, including Bella, are bored out of their minds. There are too many random things to describe. How much fun can you get up to with the Wii, toothbrushes, llamas, evil Jasper, fake blood and much more? Canon Pairings. Extreme OOC

Its London, 1899, and three friends Bella, Alice, and Rosalie are attending the exclusive school Masen Academy. Edward, Jasper, and Emmett are attending the brother school Cullen Academy. When they meet sparks are certain to fly. AU.

TO BE LEFT UNCOMPLETED! SORRY!

FORMERLY "6TH YEAR AT HOGWARTS"! Lily and James are in their 6th year at Hogwarts. James loves Lily. Lily utterly despises James. Sirius is weird as ever. Full of hilarious pranks, unbelievable situations and, of course, heart-meltring romance.

draco finds love in this twist to the harry potter series! not a real harry potter story!

A twist to Twilight Bella is the vamp and Edward is the human. My First FF. Please read!

Edward Cullen is a foreign exchange student from London who comes to live with the Swans for a whole year. Bella Swan couldn’t be anymore upset over the fact that a boy has to share a room with her. Could her feelings toward him ever change? OOC.

Bella, Edward and LOTS and LOTS of lemons ;

What if Joey brought Mary home to meet his parents after he already proposed to her? What would happen? Would they be able to see her not as Domifreak's old servant, but as their son's true love? Rated T just in case.

Lily and James in their sixth year at hogwarts. James is in love with Lily but Lily hates his guts. Can he get it together for Lily?

Bella and Edward meet in Fangtasia.Soon their little paradise is shattered as the women of Lake Claiborne turn up dead.Its up to Bella to solve this mystery and save her innocent brother. True Blood/Twilight mix

Lily and James are now heads, Lily has feelings for James, but is it too late?

A different swing at Twilight, no vampires and definanly no Jacob! Edward and Bella

Lily's best friend Violet comes to hogwarts. Lily and Remus are dating and Violet takes over Lily's role as the one James annoys. James/Violet Lily/Remus

formally "Twilight Jacob Style" Jacob imprints on Bella but Bella isn't sure she feels the same for Jacob. Edward wants Bella for himself and will do what it takes to have her. Dark and twisted, with lemons DARK EDWARD/JACOB

James loves Lily. Lily hates James. James asks Lily out. Lily rejects James. James tries again. We all know how it works. A collection of one-shots featuring James showing just how much he cares about Lily.

K my first True Blood fic, its Sookie X Eric my fav pairing. Godric didnt meet the sun. And there will be Bill, Sophie-Ann and Hadley bashing.

The life of Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy in their Seventh year. Just how exactly did Hermione fall in love with a Malfoy?

THis is almost exactly like twilight all the events are like almost the same but Edward is bella in the story and Bella is Edward. I hope you like it even though at some parts it might be lame.

Bella Rose and Alice are gymnasts. Their coaches are Edward Jasper and Emmett. will Edward and Bella end up together or apart?

When Dominque gets married, Mary thought it would be her key to freedom. But when he begins to abuse Mary, her world begins to shatter. Will her secret be revealed to Joey? And will he be able to save her before it's too late? Read and review!

Potter and Malfoy, Potter and Draco, Harry and Malfoy, Harry and Draco. Post-Hogwarts slash.

Bella Swan is your typical black sheep: unpopular, at war with her mother, always in trouble for something or other. Forks is the last place she wants to be. Until she meets her other half, a.k.a Edward Cullen. Suddenly, Forks isn't so bad... AU, AH

Set after Untamed. Zoey's now in those disgusting tunnels after the evil Kalona is released. How will she deal with her feelings for Erik, and can he see past her betrayal. This story is all about them and their road back to each other. ZxE Lemons AU

Ok this is a crossover between Twilight and 10 things I hate about you. Meant to be a comedy, but hey whatever lol. Please give it a read, and let me know what you thing.

Draco Malfoy is being forced to dance with Harry Potter. Harry Potter doesn't mind... Draco Harry slash.

10 things i hate about you Pilot. In Patricks POV Rated T to be safe, A/N Story will be deleted on 10/may/13

Lily and James are in an alternate universe, the muggle world. In this world Lily loves James, but James hates Lily.

We all know James has always chased Lily, but maybe she wanted James too.

A small story involving the boys of "10 things I hate about you". The story will show Patrick and Cameron's first interaction and then go from there.

For the Off the Page Contest. Bella and Edward are in the places of Kat and Patrick in 10 Things I Hate About You. It is not an exact copy of the movie, i did make it my own! Hope you enjoy it.

Twilight in Alice's POV...pretty self explainatory...

A Vampire teen living in a Vampire Academy. When love comes knocking, who will she choose? Strictly for 15 and Older

What if the Gang from Vampire Academy all got IM? Mason is here too and what can't we do without Dimitri another random fan fiction

This is a twist on the Twilight story. Yes, Edward is a vampire!

Have you ever thought that the start of twilight how bella met edward was realli dull? Here is my alternate!

My vertion of Richelle Meads 4th Vampire Academy book

This is basically Twilight but Bella is the vampire and Edward is the clumsy human! PLEASE ENJOY!

Twilight, Twilight Twilight, funny funny funny, SOCKS SOCKS SOCKS! BE THERE BE THERE BE THERRE!

BELLA MUST PICK BETWEEN EDWARD AND JACOB. I SHALL SAY NO MORE!

Twilight from Alice's point of view.

Julie Swan, a beautiful blond-haired, blue-eyed Arizonan beauty moves to Forks, Washington, leaving her ballet career behind. Little does she know that she will meet someone who can help her fill the gap in her heart, making the move to Forks worth while.

What if everything was switched around? Jacob is an Edward, so Edward in now a... Jacob?

How to Upset all of the Twilight characters :D

Rose and Dimitri Fluff!

Set to the plot from 10 things I hate about you. The teen drama starring Ed the bad boy, Winry the fiesty/strong willed girl, Al the lovestruck kid, and Elicia the young beauty.

It's the hardest thing Dimitri has ever had to do... ... Last two chapters of VA from Dimitri's POV

Draco was everything he has ever wanted to be. He is loved by almost every girl in the school. He is envied by all of the guys because he can get any girl he pleases. He gets pretty good grades. And he is captain of the Quidditch team.

Ways to piss off the numerous characters in Twilight.

A version of how Lily and James fell in love. Or rather, how James got Lily to fall for him.

Draco choses to interact with Harry Potter.

Set season 5, Very AU Spike is the slayer and Buffy is a vampire. When Dawn is taken by Glory, Buffy and Spike must band together to try and save her but will one off them end up trading their life for hers?

The summer between Lily and James' sixth and seventh year.

13 rules of how to treat your Twilight books.

WOW. What would of happened if she didnt get into Manhateen? - find out here! When schools finished the first steps of Joey and Mary's Adult hood? R E A D !

James has a secret and he wants Lily to know. But is there really a secret? Just random stories on Lily and James!

James knew Lily was the one. All he had to do was prove he was the one for her. This is James, and Lily's beginning.

L/J fic I know that this is such a cliche, but I personally like cliches, and I had to take a crack at it myself. Yeah. Lily writes down a list of 10 Things she hates about James, and, in doing so, realizes that she, in fact, actually loves him! Review!

Hermione and Malfoy have to share the hadquarters and, to put it mildy, they just can't seem to get along! Luckily, Dumbledore's got a plan that will not only stop the madness, but will make them realize just how much they really care for eachother.

Bella Swan is used to seeing her best friend, Edward Masen hook up with a lot of girls. She never minds though. What if Edward starts having feelings for Bella? Will she fall head over heels too or will she just want to stay friends? Very OOC.

Lily/James oneshot from First to Seventh Year.

Christmas ball in Lily's and James's seventh year. The evening that Lily first acknowledged her feelings for James.

James fancies Lily. Lily fancies James. James learns something interesting about Lily's patronus form during a private tuition session....r&r pls!

LilyxJames. Lily hates James until James is involved in a Quidditch accident...

Bella Swan tranfers to Twilight Academy and meets Alice, Rosalie as her roommates and Jasper, Emmet and the gorgeous Edaward Cullen she finds herself in the competition and trying to win first place and win the heart of Edward Cullen. FullSummaryInside

Lily and James' last year at Hogwarts, and James' last chance to make Lily love him.

First Fic! Jacob tells Bella he imprinted on her, Bella and Jacob date, Bella gets in car accident and forgets Edward and the Cullens. Will Jacob tell her? BxJ...Jacob lovers! ONLY FOR PEOPLE WHO LOVE JACOB! DON'T READ JACOB HATERS!

Lily Evans and James Potter? Surely just an eventuality...

Bella meets Edward. Edward woos Bella. A general mockery of the first half of Twilight.

Lily loves James but she is convinced James only wants to snog her. But the truth is James loves Lily as well, but he is convinced Lily hates him. This is the story of Lily and James's seventh year at Hogwarts and how they finally realize theyre meantto b

Lily finds herself in James' bed- not what you think!

Lily and James are in their 7th year at Hogwarts, and James goes over to Lily's for Christmas.

Based off the poem at the end of the movie 10 Things I Hate about You. Lily hates James. Or at least, she did. This is made up of her interactions him and the realization of how she really feels about him. Will eventually be around 10 chapters.

APRIL FOOLS DAY! James loves Lily. Lily knows. Lily loves James. He has no idea. enjoy! Finished.!

A collection of oneshots about Lily and James.

It is James and Lily's seventh and final year at Hogwarts. James is sick of being rejected by Lily and moves on. But Lily is falling for James. Please RR!

Lily finds James in the library...

Lily hates James, James Loves lily.Can a charity night ball change every thing for Lily and James and their friends.Can James afford to lose Lily.

Lily's finally consented to be friends with the Marauders. But she still won't let James in completely. LilyJames, SBOC, slight RT.

This is a rewrite of the Cirque series with Darren Shan as a female. The first 10 chapters are the same as the book,everything else is rewritten.Changed rating for violence and possible sex scenes.

Hermione Granger's life was saved by Draco Malfoy and ten years later, Malfoy wants paid.

Lily writes a list about herself, and James replies. Just a fluffy oneshot about Lily and James.

Its Lily and James' seventh year, and as usual, Lily hates James, James loves Lily! Friends from the start, watch their seventh year get together

Draco Malfoy becomes Hermione Granger's personal slave. What could be better? DM.HG

James is acting strange and Lily wants to know why.

Lily hates James, James loves Lily...Lily is introduced into a whole new life when she swallows her pride and falls for James.

James annoys Lily. Lily has escaped for summer but bumps into James. slowly Lily sees a change in James beginning during the holidays and carrying on as they work together at Hogwarts. My First fanfic

Lily hates James. James loves Lily. Their friends hate that James loves Lily who hates James and are sick of hearing about how much James loves Lily who hates James. But does she really?

Lily's asleep, and her diary's unguarded. What will James do?

A classic Lily and james story. James loves lily, lily hates james. lily finds out she's in love with james when it's too late... or is it! Oneshot

Will James and Lily be able to not cause a scene in their 7th year? Fate will eventually lead James Potter and Lily Evans together, but what will happen on the way? Basically, James fancies Lily, but Lily hates James.

7th year, Lily hates James, James really wants Lily. Will they finally sort out their differences?

Draco Malfoy gets his first kiss. Draco Malfoy gets his last kiss. And then, Draco Malfoy gets revenge...

Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger in desperate attempts not to fall in love...

A Draco Malfoy love story

Instead of allowing Draco to stay with family or friends when his father is arrested, Dumbledore places him with Harry Potter. What was Dumbledore thinking? HD Complete. Revised Blaise version

Lily and James have an argument. Their friends overhear and comment.

A modern retelling of "Pride and Prejudice."

Lily and James are in 6th year. Lily has always hated James, James has always loved Lily. Can James get Lily to change her mind? With a backdrop of danger, war and of course mayhem and pranks!

Baisically how Lily and James met, what made Lily hate James so much, and what made her change her mind.

TEMPORARILY POSTPONED AS OF NOVEMBER 6, 2004!

James Lily, Lily, James, read it to find out what happens between them...

This is a story of Lily and James as they go through their 7 years at Hogwarts it tells of how Lily hated James, and what James did to get Lily to like him. This story follows OotP.

Borrowed brooms on borrowed time. James teaches Lily to fly... LilyJames

James' parents are travelling and he has to stay a few weeks in Lily's house. JL lovehate

Lily and James... together in a passage way... alone... in semidarkness. As we all know Lily hates James... but does she? James makes the first move, but Lily's not far behind. Please Review! Oneshot

Lily finally decides to give James a chance.

Draco wants Harry Potter. Unfortunately for him, Harry is in confused denial. Draco has only the choice to resort to drastic, but clever, plans to get Harry Potter. [complete]

Lily hates James, James hates Lily, James wants Lily, all at once. James is a spoiled rich-boy prick, and Lily wants him to change, although it's a little more complicated than that...

Complete!! L/J James loves lily, Lily hates James. When a unexpected trip throws them together can Lily hold up againts James. R/R

Lily likes James. James likes Lily. So why is Lily dating Remus?

Lily and James. James and Lily. They secretly love each other, but too scared to say anything. But when Lily moves in with James, thing start to get romantic. Rated for language.

[Alternate ending TM.] If the mummy of Anck-su-namun had slain Evelyn...Rick carries on - but, as they say, death is only the beginning. Angsty, smutty, action - review? Prologue up.

Draco is taken aback by Hermione's summer secret.

Draco thinks, Draco feels. Draco is on the verge of insanity. The cause of it all? Harry Potter.

Starts as Buffy Xander ends as Buffy Spike

Lily is in 4th, James in 6th! their best friends.. James starts to like Lils. Chap6 up- Lily and James fight

An earthquake has interesting consequences for Spike and Buffy.

James likes Lily, Lily HATES James, how will they resolve this little scuffle, its the battle of the sexes but the males can't stop flirting with this enemy (UPDATE CHP 11 IS HERE!)

Hermione realizes that she has feelings for Draco. Ditto for Draco.

lily's in love and james is fairly clueless.