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A random piece of info everyday keeps the sane people away! - ME!

The sorting hat says that I belong in Hufflepuff!

Said Hufflepuff, "I'll teach the lot, and treat them just the same."

Hufflepuff students are friendly, fair-minded, modest, and hard-working. A well-known member was Cedric Diggory, who represented Hogwarts in the most recent Triwizard Tournament.

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Your Patronus is the Wolf! The wolf is a symbol of wisdom, loyalty and independence. He is one of history's more revered (and feared) characters.

That your Patronusis a wolf says that you are very wise as a person. You tend to be loyal to your friends, even when they screw up, but you are also independent. Finding that balance is key; finding it will ensure that you will be a wonderful witch or wizard!

My animagus is a wolf too!

Read if you wish... it's boring, stupid and I don't know why I wrote this... fact-file thingy...

Name: Abigail
Age: Fabulous
Fave Animals: Wolves, cats and griffins
Hobbies: Reading, laughing and cooking biscuits
Best Friends: SIDNEY SKYE CHELSEA AGATHE ALIX BOOM
Favourite books: all HP books, House of Night, Warrior Cats, Forest of Hands and Teeth, Chronicles of Ancient Darkness, The Demonata Series, Saga of Darren Shan, 61 nails, The last black Cat, His Dark Materials Trilogy and lots more I can't be bothered to write! (and the list would be way too long!)
Favourite games: Legend of Zelda, Sims 2, Rabbids Go Home, Black and White II, Assassin's Creed, Assassin's Creed 2, Assassin's Creed Brotherhood, Assassin's Creed Revalations and, drum roll please, Assassin's Creed 3!
Favourite films: Eagle Eye, all HP films, Lion King 1 & 2, Tangled and lots more that I can't be bothered to write!
Favourite manga: Shugo Chara!, Mamotte! Lollipop!, Spice and Wolf
Favourite websites: I CAN HAS CHEESEBURGER! The link to my profile is ... Here!! Also tumblr, my life my love, which is here!

Weird facts: I hate my pic being taken and I want to kill my best friends some times! They NEVER bloody shut up. It's complaining, annoying me or talking crap to me or someone else. Fun... But I love them :P

Hello!

I love reading these stories and thought 'Hey, I should make my own account'. So i did, pretty logical eh!

Story ideas! Ya' know, just random things to keep me amused in the magical world called my imagination.

Dark Cookies: Harry is young, but the power is too great. When he almost dies from a magic explosion, a "former" death-eater, Charlie Axova, finds Harry and he trains him. Trains him to be powerful, smart, dangerous and much more eviler than Voldemort... Mwa ha ha ha ha!

Freedom is Sweet: When Harry becomes too frustrated with his life of the 'chosen one' and everyone depending only on him to destroy Voldemort, he disappears, telling no-one where he is. But when a fatal disaster strikes, and too many innocent people are about to die, a cloaked figure appears and stops everything. Some call him a Time Master, while others say he's a God sent to help them. Only those willing to listen, know who it truly is...

Flaming Fury: It will be born with black hair and emerald green eyes, born with the power to see through lies. Born with a mission of Hell's grace, born demon will trick thou face. Harry Potter. Harry Potter the demon child. No-one saw this coming, no-one thought of the consequences. When Lily & James Potter died, they all thought Harry did too. But the darkness can't kill one of it's own, and thus Harry began a journey of self-control, over-whelming emotions and one massive massacre...

.Elven Love: When he's five, Harry saves a little bird in the garden. He heals it, feeds it and protects it from the Dursleys. As soon as the bird starts to fly, it transforms n to a magnificent Phoenix - Fawkes. When a pure soul saves a pure creature, one wish can be granted, for a thank you would never be enough...Harry wishes he could live with people who love him. Dumbledore's furious that his plans have gone horribly wrong. The magical world's in turmoil since the boy-who-lived went missing. Harry's happy for the first time. Only Petunia knew were he really went, because he is part elf...

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Put Your playlist/iPod on Shuffle and Note the First 15 Songs

1. How does the world see you? A Creep on the Dance floor (Freaks) But I can't dance!

2. Will I have a happy life?In your Eyes (Kylie Minogue)?

3. What do my friends really think of me?Spinning Around (Kylie Minogue) I don't like spinning...

4. Do people secretly lust after me?Better in Time (Leona Lewis) YAY! I think...

5. How can I make myself happy? Alisha Rule's the World (Alisha's Attic) So I have to rule the world? Cool!

6. What should I do with my life? Miss Independent (Ne-Yo) Yeah go me!

7. What is some good advice for me? Voodoo Child (Rouge Traders) how does that work out?

8. How will I be remembered?Left my heart in Tokyo (Mini Viva) lol, I always wanted to go to Tokyo!

9. What is my signature dancing song?In the Middle (Sugarbabes) Huh! I just said I can't dance!

10. What do I think my current theme song is? Beat it (Michael Jackson) I have an awesome theme tune!

11. What does everyone else think my current theme song is?Please don't stop the Music (Rihanna) I won't!

12. What song will play at my funeral?lol, Imperial March! (StarWars, The Magic Orchestra) lol

13. What type of men/women do you like?FIRESTARTERS! (The Prodigy) FIRE!!

14. What is my day going to be like? Up all Night (Take That) Damn, I'm just about to go to bed.

15. What will tomorrow bring?Air We Breathe (Aslish'a Attic) Well nah! Unless it means NO air! Crap...

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie andtry to pretend your cool... and alot of the songs fit with the setting

Opening Credits:Hey! (Mitchel Musso)

Waking Up:Rock Star (Nickelback)

First Day at School: Paparazzi (Lady Gaga)

Falling In Love: Elevation - Tomb Raider Mix (U2)

Fight Song:Nightbook (Ludovico Einaudi)

Breaking Up: Stuck on Repeat (Little Boots)

Prom night:Teenage Life (Daz Sampson)

Life: Warrior's Dance (Prodigy)

Mental Breakdown: Welcome to the Black Parade (My Chemical Romance)

Driving: The violet Hour (Sea Wolf)

Flashback: Elvis Ain't Dead (Scouting for Girls)

Getting back together: From Paris to Berlin (Infernal)

Wedding: I'll be There (Jackson 5)

Birth of Child: You Found Me (The Fray)

Final Battle:Hard Rock Hallelujah (Lordi)

Funeral Song:A Hero Comes Home - End credits (Idina Menzel)

Final Credits: Beat It (Michael Jackson)

List your twelve favourite characters from your Harry Potter, in no particular order.

1. Harry Potter

2. Blaise Zabini

3. Fred Weasley

4. Sirius Black

5. Remus Lupin

6. Hermione Granger

7. Professor Flitwick

8. Tom Riddle

9. Ginny Weasley

10. Neville Longbottom

11. Luna Lovegood

12. Dean Thomas

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Hermione/Neville? I think it's sweet!

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Yum! Sirius Black is definitely hot! XD As long as it's teenage Sirius by the way!

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Dean... and Tom Riddle?... I don't know what to say...

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Ginny Weasley? Well there was that one, and this one, don't forget those ones, oh! I just saw a couple thousand about her last week!

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Blaise/Hermione: Yup! Both are know-it-all’s!

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Remus/Ginny or Remus/Neville: Ginny! Neville... just no, no.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Flitwick walks in on Blaise and Dean: He'd squeak.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Fred and Neville? Neville wants the girl. How to get the girl? Quidditch! Now he just has to find a teacher...

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Harry/Tom: Yes. I have read a few. I was sick...

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Prof. Flitwick/Dean: Err... 'I wish I knew my dad'?

11. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Tom Riddle: Monster By The Automatic! lol

12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Harry/Hermione/Dean: Lemon. Boy on boy. Um... PWP

13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Remus? A while ago... I'm gonna find one!

14. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).”

“Harry and Prof. Flitwick are in a happy relationship until Ginny runs off with Sirius. Harry, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Luna and a brief unhappy affair with Dean, then follows the wise advice of Remus and finds true love with Fred.” Hahahahaha That's so funny! I would read this! Hahahaha

MY 9 NAMES

1. YOUR REAL NAME

Abigail

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:
(first 4 letters of real name izzle.)

Abigizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME:
(fav color and fav animal)

Emerald Wolf

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME:
(your middle name and the street you live on)

Dorothy Milton

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME:
(the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)

Griab

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME:
(Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite soda)

Silver Fanta

7. YOUR IRAQI NAME:
(2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any
letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd
letter of dad's middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, and
last letter of your moms middle name)

Bifhcay

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME:
(both parents middle name)

Tracey Richard

9. YOUR GOTH NAME:
(Black and the name of one of your pets)

Black Albion

YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favourite colours.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.
TOTAL: 11

YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love skirts.
Cats are better than dogs.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the colour pink.
Go to your mum for advice.
Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favourite colours.
You hate wearing the colour black.
You like hanging out at the shopping centre.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewellery.
Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body perfume.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like being the star of everything.
TOTAL: 9

So I'm like, a boy?... *Fistbump*

Quotes! (Faves!)

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

If at first you do succeed, try not to look to astonished.

You want to know who your real friends are? Screw up and see who's still there.

Let's see. My first impression: I hate you.

Don't tell me the sky's the limit, when there are footprints on the moon.

A good friend would come and bail you out of jail. A true friend would be sitting there beside you saying, "Man that was fun! Let's do it again!"

You can't fall off the floor, but you can always pick yourself back up.

Tomorrow will be canceled due to lack of interest.

Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.

Never knock on Death's door... Ring the bell and run away... he hates that!

This is not something to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown, with great force.

There is darkness. There is chaos. There is evil. They are not now, nor have ever been the same thing.

Warning: trespassers will be shot. Warning: survivors will be shot again.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear intelligent until you hear them speak.

The problem with reality is a lack of background music.

In theory, everything works.

"I'm an angel, honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo straight"

"I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on ebay."

"I did my homework! I just forgot to write it down."

Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think.

Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.

The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.

As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.

God must love stupid people. He made SO many!

Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.

EARTH FIRST! We'll stripmine the other planets later.

There are few problems that can’t be solved with high explosives.

I never argue with an idiot. They drag me down to their level, and then beat me with experience.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some people are just out of film.

Age doesn't always bring wisdom. Sometimes age comes alone.

God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made women.

When you’re down I may not be able to pick you back up, but I promise I’ll be willing to lay down right next to you.

Politics is war without bloodshed. War is politics with bloodshed

The road to success is always under construction.

Basic Definitions of Science: If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics.

Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

Don’t mess with me, I've got a stick.

Boys are like Slinky's, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

Help, I've fallen and I can't...Hey nice carpet!

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance?

There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

Someday my prince will come. He just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

When your dad is mad and asks you, “Do I look stupid?” Don’t answer him

Many wise words are spoken in jest, but they don’t compare with the number of stupid words spoken in earnest.

When a friend is in trouble, don’t annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

Life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over.

Why are the Force and ducktape the same? Both have a light and a dark side and hold the universe together.

You have to have darkness for a dawn to come.

Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each star to a reason I love you. I was doing fine until I ran out of stars.

To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world.

Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in 'mother in law', they come out to 'Woman Hitler'?

When life hands you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade.

When life hands you lemons, make apple juice, sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends.

I ran with scissors and lived!

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

Everyone has a wild side - me and my friends just prefer to make them public

Note to Self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines

Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers.

I would be more scared if you were aiming for the person next to me.

If annoyed further, I shall spork your eyes out.

If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Here's a newsflash Honey, I don't live to please you.

Love can come in many different colours.

What is easy is not always right, and what is right is not always easy.

The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.

1. Is your second toe longer than your first? ...Yesh _

2. Do you have a favourite type of pen? Biro! It doesn’t smudge!!!

3. Look at your planner for March 14, what are you doing? Pfft, me? Plan?

4. What colour are your toenails usually? I don’t paint my toenails

5. What was the last thing you highlighted? This...?

6. What colour are your bedroom curtains? Brown with blue and cream stripes in it.

7. What colour are the seats in your car? Dark grey

8. Have you ever had a black and white cat? No... I want one!!!

9. What is the last thing you put a stamp on? A postcard!

10. Do you know anyone who lives in Wyoming? Erm, where?

11. When did you withdraw cash from the ATM the last time? Neva!

12. Who is the last baby that you held? My second cousin, Callum

13. Do you know of any twins with rhyming names? Noooo

14. Do you like Cinnamon toothpaste? I’ve never tried it before... now I want to!

15. What kind of car were you driving 2 years ago? Lol, I think it would be illegal if I was driving a car two years ago!

16. Pick one: Miami Hurricanes or Florida Gators. Wtfbbq? Who are they?

17. Last time you went to Six Flags? D: Where is it?!?!

18. Do you have any wallpaper in your house? Yes... EVERYWHERE!

19. Closest thing to you that is yellow: Accountancy folder

20. Last person to give you a business card? Er... I’m not sure

21. Who is the last person you wrote a check to? No one

22. Closest framed picture to you? A picture of my Year 8 class

23. Last time you had someone cook for you? Two nights ago! But I can’t remember what it was :/

24. Have you ever applied for welfare? Nope

25. How many emails do you have? Lots! :D

26. Last time you received flowers/flower? *sniffle* I haven’t, ever D:

27. What are you listening to right now? Rihanna – What’s my name!

28. Do you play air guitar? Noooooo XD

29. Do you have any Willow Tree figurine? Even if I knew what they were, no.

30. Last time you used hand sanitizer? This morning

31. Would you like to learn to play the drums? Hmmm, no.

32. What colour are the curtains in your living room? HOLY $£&% I CAN’T REMEMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

33. Last thing you read in the newspaper? My memory is bad :’(

34. What was the last pageant you attended? Neva

35. What is the last place you bought pizza from? Pizza Hut! Yum!

36. Have you ever worn a crown? It was beautiful and sparkly and plastic.

37. What is the last thing you stapled? PAPER! FEAR DA STAPLER!

38. Did you ever drink clear Pepsi? OMFG they have clear Pepsi?!?!?!?!

39. Are you ticklish? In certain places :P

40. Last time you saw fireworks? A couple weeks ago

41. Last time you had a Krispy Kreme doughnut? Eh? What are they?

42. Do you have a black dog? No. But if I did I would call it Sirius!

43. Do you have any pickles in your fridge? Eww, no.

44. How long have they been there?? ... never...

45. Who has the prettiest eyes that you know of? All my friends do

46. Last time you saw a semi truck? Should I know what this means?!?!

47. Do you remember Ugly Kid Joe? Lulwut the hell was it?

48. Do you have a little black dress? Yesh, doesn’t mean I wear it.

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