ThePianoKnowsNothinghide bio
 Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter. jimmy died, today. my name is jess, and i'm kind of weird. i really love music. i enjoy watching those ghost shows with my mom. hot wings are my favorite food in the world. i'm a nerd in the marching band. i'm in the drumline. i'm also the only girl. my chorus student teacher says that makes me a rockstar. i really love broadway. right now i'm obsessed with american idiot. the musical and the album. i watch transformers and power rangers and scooby doo. i love sunshine. i'm a harry potter nut, and when the last movie comes out my childhood is going to die. i act like a little kid. in kindergarten, all my friends wanted to be princesses. i wanted to be an author. "all god does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. we must never be boring." -invisible monsters, chuck palahniuk. |
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One Step at a Time by IcyPanther reviews
Sequel to Parenting Class - With the class now over, sixth year is back to normal... well, as normal as it gets at Hogwarts when Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter are now friends. However, amidst new friendships and romances, a dark prophecy is quickly unraveling that could spell the end of the world. Safe to say, the rest of the year will be anything but normal. ON INDEFINITE HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 61 - Words: 338,763 - Reviews: 4365 - Favs: 1,876 - Follows: 2,126 - Updated: 2/11/2018 - Published: 9/25/2005 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Harry P., Ron W.
Rewriting History by do i need a pen name reviews
With a little help from Destiny, Harry Potter is given the chance to grow up with a family that loves him. But how is this really going to affect his life...and his ultimate destiny to live or die?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 83,406 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 525 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 3/16/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L., Ginny W.
Just Two Innocent Bystanders by Nalasan reviews
They couldn't deny that watching these guys was their favourite pastime... The story of Kurt and Blaine, told through the eyes of our most beloved Warblers! -Complete-
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,287 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Nick, Jeff - Complete
Sexist Comments and Cooking Shows by ValarieVandal reviews
-oneshot- the gang does a cooking show. 2 o/c's. but they're cool. you'll like em. ;D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,070 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
So Wait What Year is This? by madamwolf reviews
AU Due to a potion gone wrong Sirius, Remus, James and Peter are thrown forward in time to Harry's fifth year. Will they ever get home? How will their future selves react? WARNING: Old story, I was terrible with typos, slowly fixing them but its hard.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 55 - Words: 205,292 - Reviews: 651 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Restaurant at the End of the Series by Lizzy Lovegood reviews
After the Second War, Sirius and Bellatrix talk over some unresolved issues, in a Burger King.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,537 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Sirius B., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Parenting Class by IcyPanther reviews
Complete DHr & HG Sixth years at Hogwarts are now required to take a parenting class, what fun! Hermione, Draco, and Harry are paired up in which they'll trade off being children. Can they live through the class or will being a parent prove too hard?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 207,647 - Reviews: 6544 - Favs: 5,590 - Follows: 1,354 - Updated: 9/15/2006 - Published: 9/19/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Lesbians Don't Eat People! by Demus reviews
The Marauders, in the midst of some drunken revelry at the end of the Christmas holidays, discuss anarchy, homework, songbirds, cannibalism, socks and wossnames.Rated for a little bad language.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/14/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
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Lost In A Nightmare
"This, my dear, is Wonderland. A place where all of your nightmares come true…" This wasn't supposed to happen. It was too confusing…the fire, the smoke…she didn't mean to fall into nothingness… Dark!Wonderland SBOC RLOC JPLE...Major AU, still magical.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,574 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Sirius B., Remus L.
The One Where the Marauders Go to CVS reviews
Title's pretty self explainatory. Includes condom balloons and slushy machines. Continue if you dare. Two OC's James' little sister and her best friend Very faint SBOC and RLOC. And I mean VERY faint.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,077 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/11/2010 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete