How famous Harry Potter secretly masters the art of being a cat and falls in love with Draco Malfoy. Harry quickly discovers that the Slytherin is smart and resourceful, perhaps at the expense of his secret miaowdentity… Set Post War – Eighth Year at Hogwarts. Characters and universe belong to J.K. Rowling

Draco becomes an apprentice Auror in hopes of atoning for some of his past mistakes. The job is a lot more than he bargained for, never mind being assigned to work with Harry bloody Potter. Well, if he could survive Voldemort, he can survive an internship under a git with a hero complex.

*COMPLETE* After the war, Hermione and Severus share a drunken one night stand. Horrified when he realises Hermione was a virgin, Snape gives her a dangerous dark artifact and disappears. An accident at the Ministry throws their lives into chaos. Divine Intervention is a tricky thing and what at first seems a fateful mistake might prove to actually be the correction of one.

Sparks fly when Hermione and her ex potions professor are forced together. A Marriage Law fic, mature readers please! **Now with Audio book available on youtube! Complete!

A series of short fics written for Phoenix Wright Kink Meme, Secret Santas, Generator experiments and other drabbles. Various pairings. Accepting requests.

Harry and Ron attend a Ministry sponsored silent auction. Harry, hoping to revive a failing relationship, bids on a romantic, private cooking lesson for two. He gets a little more than he bargained for when he wins. MxM Drarry

When cases dry up, it's up to John to pick up the slack working at the surgery. But when he gets sick and is out of sick days, it's up to Sherlock to find a solution to their money woes. He knows EXACTLY what to do, if only his pride would let him.

During potions tutoring with a certain blonde, Harry makes a big mistake. Now he's stuck with a four year old aging a year a week, and he's not sure the boy will make it back to eighteen without turning his world upside down in all sorts of ways. Slash.

Green, the center of his world. But never the right green. He thought he'd never see that green again, until a few mumbled words lead his healer to the one person who can save him from himself. HPDM slash, dark.

Harry is surprised when Draco makes him a proposition-after all, how often is it that a Death Eater's son and your own worst enemy asks for a second chance? [HP/DM]

Ten years after the war, Draco unexpectedly becomes a go-between for Harry and Ginny to resume their relationship. But is it really Ginny Harry wants once he reads the poetic letters Draco has written in her name? EWE. Loosely based on Cyrano de Bergerac.

HPDM slash. When the Ministry invents a way to distinguish between Light and Dark wizards, Harry Potter is one of their first test subjects. His totally unexpected result propels him into the middle of a political conflict over Dark wizards' rights. Updated every Sunday. COMPLETE.

Draco Malfoy was still slightly awed to be standing on the doorstep of Number Twelve Grimmauld Place. He never would have thought that Harry Potter's very public and very ... sweary, emotional explosion would have led to him offering Draco, of all people, a job. DM/HP Rated for language, themes and sexual content ::::::::::NEW EPILOGUE ADDED 13th June 2015:::::::::::

HPDM slash, past HPGW. A Dark hex dissolves Harry's marriage to Ginny, and sends Harry down into a spiral of depression. To console himself, he keeps a private journal in the persona of Ethan Starfall, normal wizard with a big family. Draco sends a desperate letter asking for help with Scorpius; Harry finds it, and responds as Ethan. Perhaps he shouldn't have. COMPLETE.

This story is set around 5x18. All Destiel, all the time. Basically, Sam figures out that there's something going on between his brother and our favorite angel in the dark and he's so not ready to find out what. Top!Cas Bottom!Dean. With a sprinkling of rough love and some Wing!kink. The rating has been changed to Mature, just so there's no confusion. TOTALLY COMPLETE!

June 2013. "What do I do?" Sherlock's voice was urgent. "What would you do if you were stranded?" John snorted. "Have a wank, probably." "Have a - oh. Oh. John, you are brilliant." Sherlock's stranded in a blizzard & about to die of boredom. Fluffy smut from Sherlock's POV. Part of my Never Once Failed series. Update: I've now included a chapter 3 entirely in English.

"Why do people masturbate?" asks Sherlock and John would love to disappear rather than talk with Sherlock about that. With Sherlock, of all people! Never mind the gay porn on John's laptop, cumulating recently, it isn't strange men he would love to have in his bed. It's Sherlock, who he wants.

Sherlock requests something from John, but John does not comply with it. Neither of them expects that this disagreement is going to change their relationship forever. Johnlock.

HPDM slash. The day Harry stops Malfoy and his son from being bothered in Diagon Alley starts a strange series of interactions between them. Who knew there was a pure-blood custom for every situation? COMPLETE.

When Harry moves into the damp and empty Black house, it doesn't quite feel like home. And then the first owl moves in. After that, it's a steep slope leading to bed-sharing, more owls, assorted housemates, strange potions experiments, and terrible cooking. And a bit of waltzing, too. Written for 2014 HD Erised.

Sherlock's libido is re-awakened when he listens to John enjoying some private time with company. He also finds out there's truth in what they say about men in uniform. Johnlock, obviously! Rated M.

John overhears Mycroft belittling Sherlock's being gay as "just a phase." So he snogs Sherlock in front of his brother, apologizes for insisting they stay in the closet, and pointedly tells Mycroft to run along. Only problem is, John's not gay, and Sherlock's got no experience with any of this. For once, the consulting detective is completely out of his depth.

It is said that...sometimes the worst idea in the world is the best option you've got. Draco has no other alternative. It's been ten years since the war and he's flat broke. He only has one choice, and there's only one man that can help him.

How could Sherlock have missed this very important fact about John?

After his trial Malfoy's informed Voldemort promised the werewolf Greyback him in payment. For his own protection at school he's assigned his own auror bodyguard. Because Harry testified at Malfoy's trial he thinks its his duty to make sure he's fine, and friendship spawns from it and maybe more. He has a bad feeling about the auror who was assigned.

John is sick of Sherlock having absolutely no shame about wanking and not even trying to be discreet, so he goads his flatmate into a wager: Sherlock's got to go for two weeks without masturbating. Seeing as John's never seen him manage even two days, it seems like an easy wager to win. (That doesn't mean John won't cheat, though.)

John is used to Sherlock deducing him, and he's okay with it. Until, suddenly, he isn't. Not that this stops Sherlock, obviously. Future Johnlock, first fanfic. Please note ratings change - "final" chapter is finally uploaded! Now definitely Complete.

Forced proximity can only lead to bad things, right? Right. (Written for hd tropes 2014. Trope: Forced bed sharing)

Sherlock's impossible demands for silence when he's thinking give John an idea: if John can't stop making noises, at least some earplugs can stop Sherlock from hearing them. Sherlock responds well to sensory deprivation, as it turns out - really, surprisingly well. John can't help but take it to the next level . . .

This is set after the events of series 3. John hasn't seen Sherlock since Moriarty's return and worries that his best friend no longer needs him. What will happen when John's true feelings (and Sherlock's) are finally revealed? And when Moriarty decides it's time for another "game"? M for sexual situations, violence and character death. Chapter 1 & 2 recently beta'd by Ekko Wilde.

It's 2004. Harry, 24, has left the Auror program to become a Professor at Hogwarts. He enjoys the quiet life he has there until a new Potions professor is hired. Harry quickly become completely smitten, though too insecure to reveal his true feelings. Especially when the object of his desire seems to have interest elsewhere. Drarry, fluff and future lemons. Complete

Sherlock Holmes was tired of his damnable nickname, "The Virgin". He thought he had discovered a solution, but now it was out of his hands. Explicit Content.

Sherlock allows himself to be captured and tortured in order to protect John. When he comes back, the two of them deal with the repercussions of his ordeal, along with feelings neither of them has been willing to admit before. Mature readers please!

It was suppose to be a one night stand. John, in emotional pain from a fight with his family was looking for comfort, Sherlock just a little release. Just basic meaningless sex. Johnlock Rated M. Happy Birthday mattsloved1

Sherlock is surprised by his absurd reaction to John's accident. Hand holding ensues, followed by awkward self-discovery and a healthy dose of angst. This story is rated M for chapters 5 and onward. Johnlock, m/m Slash, sexual themes, language. If this is not your cup of tea, please do not read. ***Update: smutty epilogue posted as chapter 15***

Sherlock is still shaken up by his reaction to Irene Adler and her riding crop and can't figure out why. He drags John to go meet Irene, who is happy to help design an experiment which ultimately involves lots of toys, Sherlock tied naked to a bench, and John cataloging responses on a chart because Sherlock wants to be all scientific about it. It's hard to just observe, though ...

Harry Potter knows three things. One, Voldemort can still cause chaos even after his death. Two, Draco Malfoy is one of the last two missing survivors. Three, Harry's creepy dreams every night are the only key to finding Malfoy. And yet ... maybe Harry shouldn't be so sure, for the truth about Malfoy is not what he thinks it is.

John comes home to find Sherlock dangerously bored - contemplating-cocaine-again bored. He manages to get Sherlock to re-focus his attention, this time on John. Sherlock discovers he likes getting to "deduce" what John wants. And when he deduces that John really, really wants to get off, then, well, who is he to say no?

Sherlock is unwilling to make their relationship public, even after more than a year. John buys a product that can turn him temporarily invisible and uses it to get Sherlock back for being a prick. Fluff, smut, ridiculousness. Johnlock. Established Mystrade. (Probably takes place before the Fall)

Nothing compares to the quick-witted, curly haired detective with the pale skin and piercing eyes. There is no one else for John Watson. There is only Sherlock Holmes. — A multi-chapter fic following the progression of the boys' relationship from friends to lovers. Eventual Johnlock. Virgin!Sherlock. Rated M for smut in later chapters.

When Harry returns to Hogwarts for the summer to help rebuild the castle, he discovers that the Room of Requirement is hiding something. Will it draw out Harry's own secrets? A tender, romantic coming out story.

It's been months since John's last got off properly (i.e. not just by himself), and he's more than a little frustrated. Sherlock is out of town on a case, but deduces the reason for John's mood and bluntly offers to help via text. Smutty little lemon with some humor (it's Sherlock, after all!) and delightfully explicit without actually being all that naughty, anatomically speaking.

A project for the Johnlock gift exchange, written for colorcolour, whose prompt was "footsies". John's a bit depressed this Valentine's Day... it's his first in a very long time without a date. It doesn't help that his marriage has just fallen apart. Sherlock just wants to make John smile again. Ridiculous socks, sexual tension, and cuddly smut. What more could you ask for? Enjoy!

After the fall, Sherlock finds himself alone and plagued by thoughts of the past, or more specifically, thoughts of John. He finds himself thinking things he shouldn't think, and feeling things he shouldn't feel. And when Moriarty sends him one final case from beyond the grave, Sherlock's whole world is suddenly turned upside down. Johnlock

HP/DM eventual slash. When Harry's Auror partner is hit by an unknown spell during a mission, Harry finds himself in charge of looking after a very adorable, if somewhat petulant, cat. Fluffy, angst-free eventual Drarry. DH-compliant/EWE.

Take one snarky Potions master, a Gryffindor witch with a liking for Slytherins, add in a Malfoy and a Potter both struggling with confusing feelings, and you come up with a well mixed couple of pairs who all see sides in each other they didn't expect. Very AU and definitely non-canon compliant. EWE. SS/HG and HP/DM

John Watson had never really given much thought to the details of his wedding. But he was sure that he never thought of abandoning his bride at the altar and fleeing in a hail of gunfire on the back of a motorcycle driven by his supposedly dead best friend, Sherlock Holmes. Not in a million years. That didn't stop it from happening.

John doesn't know he is bisexual but Sherlock does.

A shopping trip provides a unique bonding experience for Sokka and Zuko when a particular unexpected secret is revealed. Slash, Zukka, crossdressing. That's right.

Post Hogwarts. Harry has lost most of his memory. Draco finds himself in a unique position to help. A chance to start over presents itself. Will Draco take it? And what will happen when Harry gets his memory back? HP/DM slash rated M

Thor pays a visit to Loki in his cell. Original concept, I know. Basically pwp. ThorxLoki YAOI. Lots and lots of YAOI (which means boy on boy) Don't like? Don't read. (First time posting one of my explicit yaois. Be gentle please!)

Summary: Draco Malfoy has been missing for two years. Now the Malfoy estate is going up for auction, and Harry decides it's time to find out what happened to his former school rival. Pairing: Drarry. Warning: Contains mature language and sexual content. Cover art by Aladdinboy.

It was a dark and stormy night. Spock warms Jim up. With his dick. Please do not take this seriously omg, it's total crack that happened during a lag in rping

Jack and the Doctor play a game with Rose. How well does she really know them? Jack/Rose/Nine

When responding to a distress call on a strange alien planet, Spock is transformed into a feline. Not knowing his true identity, Jim takes him on as a pet, which transforms Spock's perceptions as well. K/S

In which Thor wants to play games with his little brother, and Loki wants to play a special game of his own...Warnings: Thorki, Thunderfrost smut, Pseudo-Incest.

Loki is caught pleasuring himself in the baths by his brother Thor, trying to get away the Blackett is stopped and the night goes in a direction neither of them had though it would have gone. "It was Interesting" Loki whispered, fixing Thor with a smoldering look before sauntering away with a sway of his hips. Rated M!

Thor has seen Loki's Jotun form before, of course has. He's felt the ice cold skin under his fingertips and he's looked into blood red eyes, seen them fill with pain and hurt, watched them turn back to Æsir green and pale skin. But, this time is different. [imported from AO3]

Rumor has it that a wealthy investor is starting up a brand new professional Quidditch team and he's looking for players. Harry and Draco both want to make the team, but there can be only one Seeker. Will competing for the position bring them closer or drive them further apart? Contains mature language and sexual content. Cover art by Aladdinboy.

All Harry ever wanted was a normal life but as struggles with the fall out from the war, losing old friends and making new ones, he realises that normality is just a myth. Warning: Slash. Rated M for later chapters.

Harry returns to Hogwarts for his 8th year, determined not to let Malfoy get to him. But when the snarky teasing starts up again, Harry finds that returning the jibes with compliments has a far more interesting outcome.

Draco Malfoy is every suitor's nightmare. His brazen temper and absolute disregard for the personal safety of others has his father in despair. Enter Harry Potter. Based on Taming of the Shrew: An epic tale of Harry and Draco's crazy courtship complete with meddling fathers in law, reluctant fiances, annoying best friends and furniture missiles. Let the madness begin.

HPDM slash. Harry just saved the world, again. But he did it by pulling on the magic and lives of all the wizards tied to him, and the Malfoys had the most to lose. Now Draco is demanding the ancient payment of such a debt: that Harry become a Malfoy, in name and life and tradition. COMPLETE.

Finished-Written for HP GetLucky Fest! Things were going well for Draco Malfoy after the war. He was working as a professor and always made the papers for his charitable contribution to Muggle causes. But when Malfoy is rushed into St Mungos hospital for a psychotic break, Healer Harry Potter realizes that Malfoy's success is not all what it seems. Healer!Harry PotionsAddict!Draco

Coming around on his third year in the local Escort service, Draco gets a new client that surprises him. Harry Potter, after having dropped out of the Auror academy, finds his life without direction or meaning when he orders a helping hand. Along with an Auror investigation gone wrong, once-separated lives intertwine again in a mess of scandal and moral ambiguity.

Dean Thomas and Harry Potter start a leisure business for wizards that specializes in giving tours of muggle London. Everything goes well until they receive a booking neither one of them wants to take. Harry embarks upon what he suspects will be the worst trip of his life. Contains mature language and sexual content. Cover art by Aladdinboy.

While on a Ministry assignment, Harry stumbles across a wasted, homeless, mess of a Malfoy in Muggle London. What to do with a Malfoy who has lost everything? Take care of him, of course! Drarry; Harry/Draco.

Draco is curious about a poem he found, and he doesn't mind buying Potter as his slave in the Hogwarts' Helper Auction. What he didn't want was Potter to end up under a curse, which at first appeared to be a love potion, with Draco as a target. 8th year fic. Warnings: MATURE ADULT CONTENT, gaysex, mild abuse of a cursed wizard. Disclaimer: I don't own the characters etc.

Harry Potter is dead. A spell goes wrong in Advanced Charms class, leaving nothing but a charred ring and a pair of empty shoes. Draco Malfoy must figure out what happened and try to bring Harry back. Contains mature language and sexual content. Cover art by Aladdinboy.

Harry loses a wager with Draco, which means he must spend the summer at Malfoy Manor as Draco's personal servant. Contains mature language and content.

Harry's house is trying to kill him, and only one person can help him: pity it's Draco Malfoy. EWE, written for 2012 HD Holidays.

Haunted by his past, Harry Potter leaves in search of a new beginning. Draco Malfoy seeks redemption and finds a broken hero in the process. How do these paths collide and are there really such things as second chances? Complete; written by livingforfomas.

Harry is in his twenties and still a virgin, because he doesn't feel much of anything for either sex and is wary about whom he dates thanks to the gossip. Cue Draco doing something different and interesting to attract Harry's attention. - COMPLETE

After the war, Harry left most of the Wizarding world behind and built a new life for himself in the Channel Islands. He opened a bakery and is happy with his life. Draco is a fiction author who writes under a penname, and he's currently suffering from writer's block. His agent suggests he try writing in a new environment and rents a cottage in the Channel Islands for him.

HP/DM slash. It is five years since Draco Malfoy and his wife were kidnapped. Nothing has been heard from Malfoy since and he's presumed dead. Harry Potter dotes on Draco's son Scorpius, with whom the boy has been living. But when it turns out Draco isn't quite as dead as everyone thought, it turns Harry's life upside down. Set after Deathly Hallows, ignores epilogue.

Harry and the lot are back at Hogwarts for their final year, after the final battle. But Harry finds himself more ostracized than ever before, and finds an unlikely companion in Malfoy, also shunned. How will the others react to their friendship, and how long will it take the dense boys to realize they want more than that? Harry/Draco, canon Ron/Hermione, and Neville/OC.

Don't let the title fool you. While there is plenty of smut, this is a LOVE STORY. Down and out Harry goes to work in a porn studio. And who should be there, but Draco Malfoy. Harry can't help wondering if they'll work together. post Hogwarts H/D SLASH

When Draco Malfoy's co-worker, Harry Potter, catches him in the dressing room at Harvey Nichols sporting women's lingerie - a costume for a gender-bending party to be held at Malfoy Manor on Beltane night - the unrequited feelings of half a lifetime are about to come to a head... Post-Hogwarts, EWE 2010 . Draco x Harry/Drarry. Drama/Hot Shag! 2012 HP Reversathon Fic Exchange entry

When Harry receives a dodgy brochure for an island vacation, he isn't sure he should attend. After a bit of a push, he decides to go for it and winds up spending the week in paradise. At least it would be, if it weren't for that pesky blond git.

Four years after Dumbledore's death, Draco Malfoy shows up at No. 12, Grimmauld Place looking for Harry Potter—who has to learn that sometimes you don't put up walls to keep other people out, but to see who cares enough to break them down. AU after HBP.

Harry is a teacher at a preparatory school for young wizards and witches, and that is where he meets five-year-old Scorpius Malfoy. His fascination for the boy grows as their bond strengthens through teaching and learning. It isn't long before Draco is drawn into an evolving relationship.

HP/DM slash. Following his arrival at The Burrow, Harry experiences a vision that threatens to change the course of the entire war. With new allies in addition to old, will Voldemort finally be defeated? AU from Mad-Eye's death in DH. Horcrux hunt fic.

When Reid doesn't show up for work, Morgan goes over to his house and gets a little more than he bargained for but not too much, because this story is compliant w/rules against explicit content . Basically: a shower, some confessions, a little steaminess. There's not really a panda. First Criminal Minds fic. Rated for a little language and for implied sexual situations. Yep.

Twenty year-old Harry finds himself in a good job with a new-found smoking habit, a Labrador that likes breakfast and a work friend with an unsavoury fascination with women. Harry's friends worry about his emotional stability and on times - sexuality. Enter Draco Malfoy in Muggle clothes with his camera and Harry's life is thrown into disarray. What HAS his old nemesis been up to?

DM/HP. When Harry drinks a potion that he created with Neville Longbottom, he goes through a HUGE change. And in the process, he makes new friends, faces new challenges, and even falls in love.

After a night of heavy drinking, Draco wakes up fully-clothed to find that his flat is a wreck and several things are missing. Things only get worse from there. MATURE ADULT CONTENT HEREIN ETC.

It's Eighth year, and Draco is broken, ostracised. One person prefers him the way he was, full of life – Draco just needs to learn to trust in hope. Written for the 2012 HD Smoochfest

The women enter the BAU men in a silent auction for a date in order to raise money for a charity. When Morgan discovers that Reid is dating someone, he is surprised to discover he is jealous. Slash. Changed rating to M just to be safe. COMPLETE!

It all started with "You should work out". Morgan makes fun of Reid when he discovers what his idea of staying fit is. Takes place some time after 6.24 "Supply and Demand".

Harry/Draco oneshot. After the war, the Malfoy fortune begins dwindling. Draco swallows his pride and gets a job the only place he can find one: the Knight Bus.

First!time fic. PWP/Smut. In the middle of a movie, Morgan gets told some unexpected news.

Harry turns into a cat and is looked after by Draco Malfoy. After a soul journey and much insanity, Harry finds himself completely smitten with the git.

Derek Morgan could count down to the very last second exactly how long it had been since Spencer Reid had gone missing...Warning, SLASH later, violence, sexual assault, all those hard topics

Draco is a high class prostitute famous for taking clients virginity and doing it with a tenderness and care so they feel loved. Harry comes to him for the same treatment. *SLASH* Drarry

It's been three years since they finished 8th year at Hogwarts. Harry is having trouble finding a place in a Voldemort free world and Draco sees a chance to repay his debt to Harry and maybe get something he desires in the process.

Stan Marsh doesn't exactly have the sunniest disposition. With a wedding around the corner, he's thrust back into a life with the worst people he knows: his family. Luckily, he has a few good friends to help him keep his optimism alive and kicking. Style.

A Christmas-calender!fic. Draco just wanted to get through his eighth year without any fuss - Trust McGonagall to drag him into some battle between the light and dark, and to make Potter his guardian.

Purple is quickly becoming Morgan's favorite color. Smut with kinks: underwear kink and light bondage. Oneshot. Complete.

When an unsub has killed far too many, Reid and Morgan have to go undercover. But Reid isn't looking forward to getting up close and personal with this man who he has feelings for... Especially not when the whole team has them under surveillance.

In which there is half-clothed hate-sex against a carriage window on the Hogwarts Express heading back to London. Except that...it's not really hate that Draco's feeling. HP/DM TWO SHOT.

They were falling. They could feel it happening but they were both completely helpless to stop it. But what Harry still didn't know was whether they were falling to pieces or falling in place.

Just a little fluff about Morgan helping Reid is an all natural headache remedy aka - mind-blowing orgasm . A little bantering with Prentiss for good measure. Disclaimer: I own nothing. No rights to anything. M/R slash!

Spock finds himself the victim of escalating xenophobic hate crimes at the hands of a crew member. K/S Slash. M for language, sex and violence. Now Complete.

The BAU women believe that Morgan has feelings for Reid and help Reid make Morgan jealous in the hope that he'll realize how he really feels. Morgan/Reid SLASH. FYI: no consistency to chapter lengths - sorry!

Stan is tired of the bromance he and Kyle share, and wants more. In his quest for the Jew, he'll enlist a florist, a pervert, a fatass, an environmentalist, a gay man, a melvin, a douche, a turd sandwich, and another Jew. Style, StanKyle, KyleStan

DH EWE. Tiny AU. Hogwarts. The war broke Draco, he has no future and no hope left. Harry has a perfectly happy life, at least as long as you don't scratch the surface. Little do they know how much their lives are about to change.

Stan comes to visit Kyle's new house and is disgruntled by the lack of attention he's receiving against the almighty facebook. Slash, Style, Stan/Kyle. Pretty much PWP.

Harry is running a summer Quidditch program. Draco's son decides to enroll. Is Scorpius the only thing these two have in common, or will there be something more? Mature Content in later chapters.

When Pansy comes to Draco nearly three years after the war to ask for his help with none other than an abused and fragile Harry Potter, what could he do but say yes? After all, he had been in love with Harry since they were eleven.

It is Harry's second year working as a pediatrician at the Children's Hospital in St. Mungo's. A bloodied note arrives with the words, 'Harry Potter's assistance required'. It is found clutched in the hand of a child. Harry/Draco prompt. COMPLETE!

It's not easy to be hated by everyone...though it is easier when Harry Potter falls in love with you. H/D

Just another fic on the night of President Shin-Ra's death. A slightly different interpretation on what Rufus and his Turks did during that night.

Valentines suck. Jim decides that the only way to get rid of annoying propositions is to fake a relationship with Spock. Now all they have to do is get caught in a compromising position by someone in the crew so the word will spread. Piece of cake. Right?

When an experiment in the potions dungeons goes awry, Draco Malfoy finds Harry Potter a little too close for comfort. The title might give you a lead. COMPLETE

Following his failed mission to kill Dumbledore, Draco Malfoy finds himself under the protection of the Order of the Phoenix, hidden away at a hexed-up and dangerous No. 12 Grimmauld Place. POST-HBP HP/DM *SLASH*

Following a bizarre accusation in a brutal crime, Harry Potter finds himself a loner and an outcast, as Draco Malfoy reigns supreme in the innermost social circles. Blaise Zabini makes an unusual bet with Draco. *NEW* HP/DM *SLASH*

Auror Potter is given the task of taking down Draco Malfoy using whatever means necessary. Even if it means sleeping with the enemy - Beware: hot boy love

ALTERNATE SUMMARY INSIDE! Draco is a teacher at Hogwarts and Harry is hiding there in disquise. What is Harry running from and can Draco figure out the secret? COMPLETE

Harry's fight against evil continues as he hunts the Inferi plaguing London. Malfoy comes to him for help, claiming to hear the voices of the dead. Their search for the truth leads them to purgatory, the world beyond the veil. H/D Slash.

Harry's first assignment as an Auror isn't what he expected. When he finds an old classmate down his luck and in the middle of said assignment, Harry takes it upon himself to make sure things for Draco take a decidedly different turn for the better.

Eleven years after the war, Harry shows up at Draco's home, asking him for help for his son James who suffers from a rare magical disease. He needs a blood donor to survive, and only Draco is a match. H/D, slash

Draco never thought he'd see the day when Potter handled a situation with more maturity than he did. But then, he didn't know Potter's history with cupboards, or how gorgeous he looked in one. SLASH

Why was Potter ignoring him? Potter had no right to ignore him! He was a Malfoy and a Malfoy was never ignored! Slash.

Harry awakens to Malfoy in his bedroom. Being the dense man that he is, he can't figure out why Malfoy's not acting like himself. What ever is the matter with Draco? I apologize for the bad summary. MATURE SEXUAL CONTENT. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

Draco suffers from post-war depression. Apparently Harry does, too. When Harry makes contact Draco suddenly remembers how it's like to live again. Slightly angsty. ONE-SHOT

HPDM. When Auror Harry Potter is sent to check up on Draco Malfoy after the war, he expects to find him living in luxury. Not hiding in an abandoned cottage in a Russian wilderness. EWE

Kurt Hummel is spending a weekend home alone relaxing when Noah 'Puck' Puckerman knocks on his door. Puck spends more time blushing than either would ever have thought possible.

No one knew Draco had a daughter, but due to unfortunate circumstances surrounding the end of the War he'll have to bring her to school for his eighth year. Perhaps a bit of innocence can help to open eyes.

Oneshot, Kyouya X Tamaki. My version of what should have happened in episode 11. R&R! Hope you enjoy

It's the night before Harry's first class at Hogwarts. He has the jitters, and Draco, being Draco, has just the thing to calm him - a trip to the Astronomy Tower, of course. Outtake for You Align My Stars. EWE.

In response to a prompt at the st xi kink mem at Livejournal. Spock finds that his cabin computer has access to the security cameras in the Captain's quarters. Does he tell Jim and have it fixed or does he keep the feed and watch Jim? Slash! K/S, Spirk, and a hint of K/B

Draco didn't expect the prelude to a night out to include someone else's clothes and a Muggle camera. From then on the night got better and better. And drunker and drunker.

Or, Don't Look A Gift House in the Mouth. In the days, weeks and months following the final battle, can two men set aside their differences in order to guarantee the safety and survival of an innocent child? NC-17 HPDM

It's Stan's birthday and the Broflovski's have let the boys use their cabin in the mountains to celebrate his birthday for the weekend. However, a storm may have them in a bit of a predicament. Style and Bunny.

The boys embark on a six day road trip to California before separating for college. Cartman is a pain in the ass, Kenny has no future, Butters is in crisis, and Kyle doesn't know how he'll say goodbye to Stan. Stan/Kyle, Kenny/Butters. COMPLETE!

Harry Potter has been hiding since the end of the war. A request from an unlikely source to return to Hogwarts could teach him a lesson or two about life and how to live it. Post-war, EWE.

Draco helps Harry overcome his fears. Slash, EWE

Harry was perfectly fine shaving with magic, but apparently, he was "doing it wrong." MORE MATURE CONTENT? AGAIN? XD

It always rains for Draco Malfoy. Metaphorically. And literally. Ever since he had accidentally Conjured a cloud. A cloud that's ever so cross. SLASH. HPDM. Humour. Metaphorical angst. Hufflepuffs. A peacock. An eight year fic. Post-DH. EWE.

Ehhhh this is a one-shot gone awry. haha it explains it inside. : D/H Rated M for a reason

Harry attempts to teach Draco Tai Chi, the results are mind blowing. Inspired by TwilightMundi and her tweet about sweaty boys. HarryxDraco.

The war survivors are back for their eighth year at Hogwarts with a new emphasis on peace between the houses and, once, opposing sides of the war. Harry x Draco, rated M for language and sexual content.

- "Why do you keep sneaking out of here when I'm sleeping? Like I'm some one night stand you're ashamed of?" - Harry has to figure out what he wants before Draco gets sick of waiting.

Ciel is now 18 years old, and it's time to consummate his engagement to Elizabeth. Although everyone, including himself, agrees it's an appropriate match, Ciel can't help but dread the upcoming ceremony. One particular butler isn't helping the issue...

Harry comes home to find his flatmate with his hand in the proverbial cookie jar. Slash; humour; AU.

Harry Potter wasn't too happy about Professor McGonagall's request, but he couldn't quite ignore the fact that Hogwarts needed wards. It all got worse, when he realised whose help he needed. Slash; previous Bill/Harry; angst; strong language; AU.

Draco and Harry both work at the Ministry; Albus and Scorpius attend the same classes at Hogwarts. Will such close contact finally allow for some peace between the Malfoys and the Potters? Or will things blow up in the faces of both generations? Complete.

Harry's been cursed by a necklace that has turned him into a cat, landing him in Magical Menagerie.Draco has purchased a strange black cat with haunting emerald eyes. Can they come together in this way, despite their past? Drarry. Rated for later chapters

Yes, I am on a Drarry kick, I know. But you love it! : Draco and Harry are working together, when Draco has something to confess. *PRETTY EXPLICIT* M/M SLASH Rated M One-Shot.

Kyouya and Tamaki make a very, very bad decision one night, then follow it up with more that are possibly worse.

Harry returns to Hogwarts as the new DADA instructor, only to find his teaching efforts thwarted by a very familiar ghost. This fic contains mature content and the necessity of one of our boys not being alive. Exactly. *grin*

Harry and Draco grow closer during bathtime. AU 8th year. Harry/Draco slash.

Crack, only in that Draco is a total queen. He and Harry get into a fight and Harry accuses him of bleaching his hair. A fight and smut ensue, including Gryffindor-themed skirts and socks.

Harry Potter is the perfect Auror, Jared Sandborn is the perfect Minister, and they control the wizarding world between them. One night, Draco Malfoy finds out why, and also what it might take to change things. HPDM eventually. COMPLETE.

"Before Dumbledore's tomb, regret and guilt flowed through him as he lifted his wand. His hand was wracked with tremors as he opened his mouth to cast." Written for HD smoochfest on livejournal.

Not many students return for their 8th year at Hogwarts but of those that do are most notably, Harry and Draco. After the struggles of the war neither can sleep. They meet at night in the room of requirement, where only a piano and a single chair fill it.

Draco has been using Polyjuice Potion to get closer to Harry since the War ended. But what happens when Harry finds out? Featuring new uses for invisibility cloaks and disillusionment charms.

A potion gone wrong leaves Harry and Malfoy in a bad situation Slash! H/D COMPLETE

Hell hath no furry like a Tech Analyst scorned, and unfortunately for Reid and Morgan, their road to hell really was paved with good intentions. Slash.

Voldemort has figured out a new way to cheat death; somehow he has managed to manifest himself inside of Harry Potter's head. Harry is on the verge of jumping from the Astronomy tower when Hermione figures out that all they might need is a pureblood...

After five years of silence in a mental institution, Harry speaks. "Malfoy," he murmurs. Why would he speak the name of his Slytherin counterpart? So begins the treatment with Draco in the forefront of it all. Harry/Draco SLASH! COMPLETE!

The war is over. Harry can go back to his normal life. But what is a normal life? Sometimes, friendship can be found in an unexpected place/face: Draco Malfoy. And as troubles always seem to find Harry, he lands himself into a new adventure. With Draco.

Spock's reluctant visit to an alien club is made far more agreeable by the intervention of his captain. A double-dip fill for the kink meme: one prompt asked for K/S body shots, and the other requested dirty dancing.

Puck needed someone to confide in and Kurt was there. Little did they know how one conversation could change the world as they knew it... NOW ONE CHAPTER FROM COMPLETION! WOOHOO!

...Leave. See title. I mean it on the rating folks. This PWP has ALL OF THE KINKS.

HPDM slash. Harry and Draco have a forced bond. Harry and Draco have trouble getting along. Harry and Draco want freedom from the bond. Wait, that's only Harry. COMPLETE.

Oneshot. Spock and Jim are on shore leave at an Earth ranch, being painfully happy and domestic. Oh, and they have sexytimes. That's about all there is to say. From the LJ kink meme.

That was definitely NOT the note-bird Draco meant to send across the classroom.

Santana explores Brittany for the first time. Warning: Pure smut.

Harry's life isn't where he wants it to be when he prefers the company of snakes to humans. But can his new pet convince him to find a friend where he would've never thought to look himself? And how will his housemates react to Harry's pet snake? Slash

Ron spots an interesting bumper sticker.

His sensitive ears were not designed to withstand the ordeal of dance clubs, but seeing the captain like this was worth the discomfort. K/S. M for language.

In retrospect, Sokka was sure that Zuko had set this up. Sneaky, manipulative bastard. Sokka/Zuko. AU.

The Enterprise crew hold a Valentine's party and when a slow dance starts and the lights are turned very low, Jim who's besotted with Spock asks him for a dance. He reluctantly agrees he doesn't want to get too close to his irresistible Captain .

Having returned to Hogwarts for his Eighth Year, Harry Potter is trying to sort out his feelings for one Draco Malfoy. What could happen when he hears a certain blonde Slytherin moaning his name one night? H/D. SLASH. MATURE CONTENT-YAY :D *One-Shot*

At a Valentine's Day pity party, Spock has inhibitions that even alcohol can't break, much to a certain Captain's chagrin. Sometimes you need a little help from a friend. K/S, with a Mc sandwich.

And the one time John did. A sequel to The Five Times Sherlock Kissed John, a request from Atlin Merrick because I love her fics. Boyslash, NC-17, don't like, don't read.

A sweet 3 AM interlude in the arms of rivaled lovers, truest testimony passing lips beneath the glow of the early morn moonshine.

Written for a prompt on the LJ community sherlockbbc fic. When a mysterious pendant turns up in the middle of a blazing row between Sherlock and John, they end up literally getting under the other's skin.

Draco does not approve of Harry's new hobby. HPDM. Foundations!verse. Fluffy as.

Serving detention, the boys find out there are worse things in the forest than each other. Like a libidinous weed. Naughty hijinks ensue! Please mind warnings inside.

Luna Lovegood sees things that other witches and wizards cannot. Is she crazy or is she right? The answer, dear readers, is for Harry and Draco to decide. (Hogwarts/Post war) Disclaimer: Cover Image by alek.dar

*COMPLETE* At last, Draco and Harry are finally getting married! And Harry has picked out one hell of a theme. Warning: crossdressing!

S/J. The boys get a well-earned holiday, and really, truly, make the most of it. Who am I kidding? Multiple-chaptered PWP. Enjoy! :D

Ichigo is in University, working part time in a tattoo parlour. With his shinigami duties to top it off, not to mention certain shinigami friends, how will he manage to keep his secret kink a secret?

John tries to get Sherlock's attention. He succeeds spectacularly well, just not quite in the way he'd intended. Slash.

John's tired. Sherlock sees no reason why this should prevent him from assisting with his latest experiment...

As a half-Vulcan, Spock never expects to imprint. It's rare enough for a full-blooded Vulcan to imprint, so why should he have it easy? But he does imprint – on the delinquent who sabotaged his Kobayashi Maru. A reimagining of the movie: Big Bang style.

Sherlock attempts to woo John in his own special way. Or, Sherlock watches A Very Potter Musical and is inspired by Draco's rolling. John/Sherlock, despite the title.

Being chained up in the hold of Zuko's ship was NOT a fantasy of Sokka's. Just ask him! Lemony McPWP!

Harry reluctantly attends one of Slytherin's legendary parties and takes part in a seemingly innocent game of 7 Minutes in Heaven, but this game has an unexpected twist and his sanity and sexual preference are put to the test.

Sherlock realises that John's dating habits involve an unacceptable level of risk... what if he meets an unusually tolerant woman and ends up getting married? Slash / Romance / Angst / Humour ... Now with added Christmas!

Renji gets sick while training and Byakuya can't leave his fukutaichou unattained, right? They always say sex can cure a cold. The real storys, better I assure you! Summary sucks! ByaRen YAOI! Dont like, dont read!

COMPLETE. BONUS-SMUT For Xmas Day. When John is merely trying to find something that Sherlock will eat, Mycroft makes assumptions, and a series of christmassy events proceed. Based loosley on the 12 days of Christmas.

Sequel to the Valentine's day murder. Mrs Hudson finds out about John and Sherlock's relationship.

Sebastian sighed softly against the boy's cheek but this time the young child did not feel contentment or humor. Instead he felt a dark aura surrounding him, hugging him, suffocating him. He never fogot his young master's birthday. Never.

K/S: Jim invites Spock to join him at his family home during Enterprise's return to Earth during holidays, where his mother unexpectedly shows up. Things have never been easy between the two of them and now Spock is caught in the middle.

K/S: An incident during a shore leave gone disastrous leaves Spock with a link he never expected with his captain—a bond he needs but which he suspects Jim never wanted. The consequences of how he deals with that 'belief' change everything for them.

Sherlock tries to solve a case while dealing with his new found feelings for John. Will it all end in tears?

"He was starting to think that maybe the beating and the dumpster toss would have been better than the verbal warfare that just went down in the Hummel House." After the events of "Theatricality", Kurt finds comfort in someone unexpected. Spoilers

The boys have a discussion and Puckurt smuff ensues. Set ambiguously in Season 2.

Ciel is the head of the Phantomhive family. Sebastian is his butler. When the entire estate is asleep, Ciel doesn't mind serving his own butler. Especially when it comes to love. LEMON, YAOI, rated M for a reason.

How Puck slowly came accept that he was a total fruit for Kurt Hummel, prissy clothes and all. Written for Scrawl Calibur: one-week, Set VI, Prompt One: Declare.

Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy, Aurors, are forced to join a televised global race in order to provide some free positive publicity for the Ministry, despite the fact that Aurors Potter and Malfoy don't exactly get along. MATURE ADULT CONTENT. It's also my favourite fic.

Draco and Potter once again find themselves fighting. But what happens when Draco's spell goes wrong, and he has to take care of an indisposed Potter? Eventual DracoXHarry, rated M for later chapters. Post-War Fic

Remus and Sirius decided to give Harry The Talk a few months after the final battle. But has Harry already done the deed, so to say? And with whom exactly? And is that...Lucius Malfoy fainting? COMPLETE!

Puck's horizons are broadened in a way that he never expected.

Established PucKurt relationship. Puck wants something but Kurt is too busy with his English paper. PWP.

Kurt just wants to touch him...to feel like he's allowed to, like a boyfriend would be...for just once. Rated for a reason. Slash. Purt. Please R&R!

Written for Byakuya-Renji. Yoruichi strongly believes that Byakuya is extremely boring. What others have to say to this, especially when they witnessed some R-rated things involving the ever uptight Kuchiki Byakuya?

Kurt has a secret admirer who decides to let his affections be known via sext. Who is he? Will Kurt's relationship with the admirer always be virtual or will there will be a new power couple at WMHS? Rated M for language and sexy boy/boy imagery!

This is my version about how i would finish "The Great Game".One chapter,three parts: "At the pool", "The alley interlude" and "Safe and sound at home".Rated M for part 2-3 which contains explicit man/man sex and other yummy slashy things.Shwatsonlock

Phoenix is sick in the hospital and Edgeworth comes to visit him. Both have unresolved sexual tension and things proceed from there. Warnings: Phoenix x Edgeworth, pure smut, bad humor.

Sherlock has never had a friend, let alone one he needs as much as he needs John. SLASH.

John's going through a bit of a dry spell. Sherlock puts his foot in it and then tries to make it right. Smut-tastic! I don't own anything...

After an accident forces Harry away from professional Quidditch and back to Hogwarts, he discovers the healing abilities of a certain former Slytherin. Co-written by Arineat & Digitallace for hd smoochfest on LJ. H/D, EWE, M/M, - 5 parts.

Noah Puckerman thought he was being an awesome boyfriend. Turns out his boyfriend is the awesome one.

John Watson is making a cuppa at 221b Baker St when he finds something which changes the relationship between the good doctor and the world's only consulting detective. Slashy fun and the start to my mysteries which begin with 'Do Not Pass Go'.

Season 3/What if Sam's erotic Bill dream had gone a little further? I shouldn't have to warn you what this contains. Team BAM! , this is for you!

It's the Undertaker's last assignment as a shinigami, and he's unlikely to get through it without a few scars.

Obnoxious, bigoted, egotistical, moronic but I can't get him out of my mind. Join Kurt as he goes off the deep end... Complete as of 1 August 2010.

Sherlock gets tipsy and makes a move on Watson. Watson likes it. : Just some more slash for you all to enjoy until I get to writing my second chapter for the other fic I did. M for sexual content.

He was his inspiration, he was his masturbation material. A twisted relationship twists even further in a deadly dance.

Here are our two heros once again at odds with each other. They both want the TV remote. Kurt is self-righteous, Puck is being a jerk. Just an excuse to write some sexy slash.

Sephiroth, Genesis, Angeal, Zack and Lazard are comparing size when Cadet Cloud walks in. Utter crack. Rating just to be safe

Sam is journeying to find his parents. Bill pays him a visit.

SEQUEL to 'I'd Lie' A devestated Puck believes Kurt doesn't love him. Thinking Kurt loves Finn, Puck wonders if he should act more like his former best friend. The reason? Simple, Puck loves Kurt. Puck/Kurt SLASH

When Kurt's bag is emptied on the ground by the dumpster by the football team - Puck happens upon a DVD that has rolled out. A DVD entitled 'Single Ladies' which turns out to be a video of Kurt dancing, conjuring up some very untoward feelings in Puck...

In which Kurt is a boy and serenades Puck.

Puck and Finn are on a mission...to seduce Kurt. Puck/Finn/Kurt

Everyone assumed Kurt loved Finn but they were wrong, not that it mattered. Even if someone did stop to ask Kurt who he really loved, he’d lie. Inspired by the song ‘I’d Lie’ by Taylor Swift. Disregards Quinn's Pregnancy. Kurt/Puck SLASH

Hermione brings a Muggle device to their usual after-work drinking sessions; Malfoy is utterly fascinated. Harry is not, especially as Malfoy keeps asking it questions about his personal life. AU; EWE, JuniorAurors!Harry smuff-filled center. Complete.

...or 5 times Jim Kirk's shirt was destroyed and the 1 time it just wouldn't give. Spork slash, you know you love it! Rated for language and mentions of sex but nothing too explicit.

Response to Glee Kink Meme - involves Purt grinding.

COMPLETED. MalcolmxReese slash/incest. 'Malcolm feels a scream or something like it housed in his chest cavity, trying to escape before it outgrows him. It rockets up his throat and he stifles it with an open-mouthed not-quite-kiss against Reese's jaw.'

Response to kink meme request: Phoenix/Miles Drinking with Larry on Edgeworth's deck. Larry leaves midway through, and the tipsy lawyers decide to get to know each other on a more intimate level. When Larry returns, Miles promptly tells him to leave.

Um... it's a pointless smutty Akuroku oneshot. It's yaoi, there's no real plot to it, there's chocolate lube involved, you want it...

Sequel to 'Being This Boy'. The blonde Slytherin had thought it was tough being in Ron Weasley's body but now in his 6th year he's about to learn just how hard it really is to be Draco Malfoy. Harry/Draco Hermione/Snape Ron/Theo

AU. HPDM slash. Harry discovers that he can banish Voldemort, and it will only involve swearing to be a virgin for the rest of his life! After he swears the vow and it works, along comes Malfoy to reveal a tiny little complication. Threeshot. COMPLETE.

Puck wants to be the first

Written for LJ’s STXI Kink Meme. When Pon Farr strikes, Kirk uses it to his advantage and leads Spock on a wild chase throughout the Enterprise. An unimpressed McCoy is caught in the middle of it all. Kirk/Spock.

Rufus needs some words explained…but maybe he could have chosen a better time to ask Tseng?

A student adds something to Draco and Rons potions causing the two to switch bodies. Forced to pose as Harry Potter's best friend, Draco finds his feelings of hatred begin to change into something else. Harry/Draco a bit of Harry/Ron

He's a Slytherin, he's blonde, he's arrogant, and they say he's cold and heartless. What they don't realise is, he's afraid, he's alone and he's bleeding. Can anybody save Draco Malfoy? HARRY/DRACO SLASH WARNING: CONTAINS SELF-HARM

Reid would do anything for a case - even dress up as a woman. Morgan/Reid.

In which Garcia makes a phone call and Reid is distracted. Morgan/Reid.

Five times it sucked to be Starfleet's youngest crew, one time they got away with it, and one time it probably saved them. Someone asked for an exploration of the 'really young' dynamic of the new crew. Turned out to be...kinda crack-y.

EPILOGUE! Ten years later. Draco's son is in danger and desperate times call for desperate measures. Draco seeks out his one time enemy for a safe place to stay. Will they work through their differences? Will Harry become the target and Draco the hero?

Hotch, Reid and Morgan are on a long drive and need to stop for the night. Hotch discovers something he's not sure he wanted to know about his two special agents. Slash, naughty goings-on.

Diego and Mia go for a night out on the town, and arrive back at Diego's more than a little tipsy. To Diego's surprise, alcohol makes Mia very... touchy. And to Mia's surprise, Diego is a little... spicy. crackfic

Godot is fresh out of the clinker, and the first place he thinks to go to is Trite's office. Trite's a bit rougher around the edges, a bit more relaxed, and he's got chips... but no salsa. Good thing Godot's around to solve the problem. crackfic

Five times Kirk and Spock kissed the Vulcan way and one time it was completely human. Kirk/Spock slash.

Apollo, heavily intoxicated on a deadly combination of cheap liquor and overtime, finds intimacy in the arms of a step ladder.

Renji is a part time phone sex operator, Byakuya is a high powered CEO, mostly alone in a foreign country... their lines cross.

Slash. When Cuddy takes over House's office, House does the only thing he can - he takes over Wilson's. Missing scene for Let them Eat Cake.

The leaders of the Host Club are stressed, while Tamaki is faced with the hurtful bitterness of his grandmother, Kyouya is out with his father and brothers! Can the two teens help each other? The new chapters are up! CHAPTER 4 IS UP! Rated M YAOI

It had always been Spock; from the moment they met, it had been Spock... a Pon Farr fic.

Rufus Shinra receives a drunken phone call from one of his Turks, but little does he know that the simple act of being designated driver will culminate in a night he's not soon to forget. Collaboration with Alvara19. Rated M for major RenoXRufus yaoi.

Edgeworth finds one of Wright's magazines, and objects about the contents. Phoenix shows him how wrong his opinion is.

Cloud's on a day off and decides to go to Tifa's bar to get drunk, but who's always at that bar too? That arrogant, self-centered, annoying redheaded Turk, Reno, and he's got a proposition for the bored blonde... Now multi-chap! Juicy Cloud x Reno yaoi!

Miles takes Phoenix out for Ice-cream, with a hidden intention in mind. Humor. PhoenixMiles. R'n'R

That sentimental stuff doesn't suit Edgey at all. Written for the kink meme.

Sex is never just sex. And with people like Peony and Jade, that should have been self explanatory from the beginning. That's right-it's comedy too. / P&J Drabble Collection.

Ikkaku x Yumichika - Everyone has their morning routines, these two members of the 11th division have their own rituals.

YAOI! Ikkaku and Yumichika are speading a night in the boring human world when Yumi starts thinking that he's not beautiful then Ikka begins to panic thinking maybe Yumi thinks he's not beautiful either. It takes a hot steamy night to prove it.

Set in the ‘I Come To You In Pieces’ universe. Ikkaku and Yumichika have offered a way of comfort for Shuuhei after the messy end of his relationship with Kira. Warnings: Yaoi, threesome, voyeurism, language.

Pairing: Kyouya/Tamaki YAOI Info: An end of school vocation, a tired Kyouya, an annoying Tamaki, and having to share a room…not to mention alcohol. What can Kyouya do to make Tamaki shut up so he can sleep?

Reno & Rufus oneshot. Just a random thing that popped into my head. Rufus is held hostage by the Turks -BC-. He's treated well and it gets pretty boring, but are the handcuffs really necessary? And what happens when Reno drops by to entertain him?

Written for the PW Kink Meme. Edgeworth and Phoenix are ...ahem... "busy" in Edgeworth's office, when Edgeworth's secretary Hannah starts hearing odd noises coming through the intercom. R and R

Rufus ejoys the finer things in life... silk bedsheets, leather couches, fine wine... and being the dominant one in his relationship. What happens when Reno wants his turn? RenoxRufus Please see the warnings

Everyone has their dirty little secrets. Some are darker than others. Some stay secret. And some are shared with certain people in the private silence of a bedroom with the door locked. Graphic Lemon.

A fairly old fill for the meme. Miles discovers Phoenix doing artsy things and demands our favorite little lawyer to draw him in the nude. Just raping a couple good 'ol Capcom characters via mind power. Don't hate.

A late night meeting with the president leaves Reno out of his mind. -YAOI-

Slash, PWP, Oneshot. Edgeworth, helping Phoenix with spring cleaning, finds Wright's old college outfit. He gets jealous. Wright should be making it up to him; so why did it end up with Miles' hands tied behind his back?

Kio becomes an agressive little uke who demands some attention from Soubi. Agressiveuke!Kio x Unwillingseme!Soubi; bondage and fluffies

Rufus finds comfort in the last person he expects it from and figures a few things out along the way. RenoxRufus, rated M for explicit content yaoi and language.

Seifer and Quistis. One man's redemption. One woman's awakening. Two souls journey into an uncertain future...with even more uncertain feelings. Finished.

Isshin/Urahara Isshin and Kisuke pour out their feelings with a cup of sake, while torturing Ichigo. Warning:Smut The summary is a bit misleading....

After Jade gives his "leave no emotional regrets" speech before their journey to the core, what does he do? Peony pays him a visit to help clear up some of his own regrets. Yaoi. limeish/lemon. Oneshot.

A night its doubtful Reno will ever forget. There are things no one knows about Rufus Shinra, maybe it should have stayed that way. I heisitate to say it's PWP but still... Rated for male on male sex, gun kink and very mild bondage. You've been warned.

Hisagi Shuuhei plays a prank on Hanatarou and Urahara helps him out. Warnings: Boyxboy, oral.

The aftermath of Pearls good intentions leaves Phoenix stuck with a very expensive room.His plans for R&R go out the window when an unexpected room mate arrives. MilesXPhoenix. Yaoi content!

HPDM slash. Nothing in Harry's life has gone the way he expected, and that includes being the mediwizard assigned to treat Lucius Malfoy. But he's Harry; he can deal with this. And he can deal with Draco Malfoy's nonsensical flirting, too.

For lack of a better name... So I really suck at summaries but. Roxas meets a certain redhead at party one night. It's better than it sounds I promise! Warnings: Lemon, and YAOI!

Phoenix Wright and Miles Edgeworth argue for the case of Showers over Baths. As this is a really silly really slashy fic, you can guess what happens. SLASH WARNING!

Klavier invites Apollo to his house. Overall, Apollo is very suspicious about the whole meeting- What could it all be about? And why was Klavier acting so nervous, anyway? Oneshot. KlaviPollo. Your reviews are important to me!

Klavier loved him, but he couldn't tell him. So, he did whatever he could to make it feel like he did. Gavincest Rated for a reason. Please R&R

A story pertaining to Luke's Viscount title and just how alluring said redhead looks wearing it. GuyxLuke 'Nuff said. Yaoi and some spoilers for getting this title.

A Valentine's fic for all JadexDist fans Smut, humor, et cetera. Now, my Jade RPer helped me write this--significantly, might I add--so keep that in mind. Yes, Dist wants, what else, revenge and he comes up with an interesting way to get what he wants.

Peony gives Jade a present that wasn't exactly what Jade ever wanted. A JadexDist fanfic. Rating just to be safe.

A mission leaves Taki in need of reassurance.

Train and Saya spend Christmas Eve with each other, which erupts into a snowball fight. Later, Train goes home and, lo and behold, Creed is sitting on his bed. Christmas special! Here's my present to you guys. Creed/Train Rated M.

JadexGuy NC17 PWP...Guy can withstand being teased by girls, he's had to put up with it his whole life as far back as he can remember, but when a certain colonel takes the teasing too far, new feelings arise and a new resolve.

Harry and Draco work at the Ministry, where Harry spends most of his time ignoring Draco. That's about to change. This fic contains MATURE adult content.

Asch and Largo are headed back to Daath on a routine mission when their ship breaks down and the closest city at which they can stop to repair it is Baticul. They plan to get out of there as quickly as possible, but a curious onlooker changes their plans

He personally didn't think there was anything wrong with experimenting. /JadeLuke/

Five conversations Columbia has with various other characters, focusing mainly on her relationship with Eddie and her bitter feelings when he is killed by Frankie. Spans from before the movie starts to the dinner scene. M for language and mentioned sex.

Another peaceful night in the city of Fon Machines, Belkend. Dist's work is cheerfully interrupted by the appearance of Jade. JadexDist Songfic written to Poison by Groove Coverage. Light bondage and bizarre uses for Dist's floating armchair. Yaoi

After a long bout of saving the world, Jade an co. return to Grand Chokmah for some much needed R&R. Emperor Peony disagrees with this plan, opting to spend Jade's time at home together. JadexPeony Yaoi.

PhoenixMiles. After GS3 Phoenix appeals an old case, which forces him to choose between a woman's life and an old friend. Yaoi, spoilers

They wanted each other more than they would have liked. It didn’t matter to them if they were both men. Much to their chagrin, it was more tasteful that way. SHORT STORY, Rated M for depictions of sex, and language. YAOI, don't read if you don't like!

NaruMitsu yaoi, oneshot. Late one night, Phoenix learns a little more about what it means to have a lover.

It's cosplay, Kaoru says, lifting a foot and leaning back against the cushions to cross his legs, distracting Hikaru, though very briefly, with the movement of his bare thighs. sexuality, crossdressing, HikaruKaoru. For mature audience.

What might have been going through Brad's head when Frank snuck into his bedroom. MM slash.

Some things just deserve a smack upside the head. Like when Reno doesn't follow orders and ends up getting hurt. Now due to his stupid actions he can't go on with the others but stay and push papers for a while with Tseng. TsengXReno

Isshin makes his choice. Rated for language. Massive spoilers.

Yet another one of those Harry And Draco Are Forced To Be Together By Something Beyond Their Control And Then Stuff Happens Leading To Twoo Wuv stories. Because every HD writer has to write at least one. [Finished]

Ritsuka and Soubi has been together for years, but their relationship still hasn't gone in 'that' direction. If anything, Soubi seems more distant now than when Ritsuka was twelve...

In which Wilson has a problem, House has a cunning plan, girls hunt in packs, chocolate cake has unexpected dangers, furniture is unintentionally ordered, several conversations occur, and dinner is repeatedly served. HouseWilson, Slash.

I sware to god you will laugh, and be disturbed. Gay sex, Frank and Brad.

Series of drabbles. Some things that did happen to Brad, some things that didn't, and some that are in between. BradFrank.

Ryuichi goes out on a limb to help Shuichi. Can he and Kumagoro save Shuchan from ending up detatched and jaded? Rating for violence, sexual situations, and language.

This is a what-if about what might have happened in a time gap in Rocky Horror Picture Show. Sexual situations, strong language, and adult themes are included.