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(:Cheesy moment time! :)

I wanted to give a VERY BIG shoutout to my soccer loving best friend over the internet on FF, Jeanna! (PercebethRULZ-2014)
Her stories are amazing and hilarious!
She is always there and is a very good listener whenever I go on and on about swimming or my very very annoying brother or other things.
I mean, seriously, she is like the sister I never had! I would trade my older brother for Jeanna any day. (no really, Keelan is SO annoying. But I don't think my parents would let me do that..)
Thank you for being an awesome friend!

My name is Gabbie.
I am in love with coffee ice cream, books, and music.
I am not scared to say how I really feel.
I hang upside down from trees
and I still believe in f a i r y t a l e s.

PM me! Let's chat ;)

Name: Gabriella... but call me Gabbie.

Gender: a girl...duh...

Hair color: black with brown highlights

Eye color: g r e e n

where are i live: i'm not telling

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My OC's!!

Kris

Kris is curious, outgoing, athletic, smart, artistic, and a bit of a trouble maker. Her fatal flaw is revenge. She can keep a secret but is not that resposible. She pulls pranks, but never gets caught for them. She's a daughter of Apollo, but is just as smart as any Athena child, and just as mischeivious as any Hermes kid. She's 5'5" and has long, thick, wavy, black/brown hair. She has a necklace that is a shape of a bow and arrow. It turns into a 1 1/2 celestial bronze/gold foot long sword that Apollo gave her. Whenever she needs a bow and arrow a gold bag appears on her back filled with a bow and tons of arrows that never run out. She has bright brown eyes and a spray of freckles across her nose. In a way, Kris looks like Silena. Kris plays the electric and acoustic guitar. Her real name is Kristen. She's 13 and is in the 8th grade. She was born in Tennessee. Her b-day is March 6th. She's good friends with Annabeth and Percy, and is always ready to give Annabeth advice. Kris just sees Will as a friend. Will is a son of Athena.

Will

Will is smart, wise (it's different from being smart), athletic, funny, and caring. He's a bit more responsible than Kris. His fatal flaw is looking out for others, mostly his friends. Will pulls pranks on other campers and is easy to talk to. He's a son of Athena, but is a very good trouble maker. He is 5'6" and has honey colored hair and stormy grey eyes. He has a 2 1/2 celestial bronze foot long sword that appears whenever he needs it. Kris taught him how to play the acoustic guitar, and he can play the piano. His real name is William. He was born in Arizona. His b-day is on April the 20th. He's 13 yrs. old and is also in the 8th grade. Will is good friends with Percy and Annabeth, and is always ready to give Percy advice. He has a small crush on his best friend, Kris, a daughter of Apollo.

daughter of: Apollo, or maybe Hermes, or Athena, and possibly Poesiden. (i'm a swimmer soo..) but mostly Apollo

who do you think will when the war, Titans or Olympians?: OLYMPIANS!!

stretch out your left arm as far as you can, what can you touch?: ummm..air?..

song you are listening to right now?: Bad Romance, Lady GaGa

grab the closet book to you and open it. what is on pg.215 line 5?: "no water. Just how lone exactly do you think-" (Gregor and the Curse of the Warmbloods, The Underland Chronicles)

favorite PJO pairing: uhh..PERCEBETH!!

favorite PJO character: Annabeth or Thalia

favorite Harry Potter pairing: Ron and Hermione (they're sooo cute together!)

favorite HP character: Ginny or Hermione

Rachel or Luke?: I like Rachel. She's just Percy's friend. She really brings out Percy and Annabeth's relantionship. Also after reading the Last Olympian, I feel really bad for Luke. Luke wasn't a bad person. He died a hero's death.

without looking, guess what time it is: 5:OO pm

now look at the clock. what time is it?: 4:49 pm

with the exception of the computer, what can you hear?: tv

what are you wearing right now?: jeans, hollister jacket, converse

favorite classes: lunch :)

favorite books:e v e r y t h i n g & a n y t h i n g.

favorite artists:anything, but Taylor Swift is my personal fave.

favorite movies:all harry potter movies,new in town, Avatar, Twilight, New Moon

favorite color: g r e e n & b l u e.

favorite song: According To You, Orianthi

favorite sports:S W I M M I N G,soccer,tennis,horseback riding, basketball...

personality at the moment: c a l m . . .

YOUR GUY SIDE:

~You love hoodies.
~You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
~It's hilarious when people get hurt.
~You've played with/against boys on a team.
~Shopping is torture.
~Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
~Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
~You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
~You watch sports on TV.
~Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice. (only about sports and such)
~You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
~It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
~Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
~You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
~Sports are fun
~Talk with food in your mouth.
~Sleep with your socks on at night--sometimes

Total= 18

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

~You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop. (ha ha ha you should read my twitter :)
~You wear eyeliner
You wear the color pink
~Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall. (bookstore:) :)
~You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
~You like wearing jewelry.
~Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies. (not all the time though)
~You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance?
~It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
~You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.NO!!
~You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
~You love the movies.
~Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing

Total=10... ok so technically speaking, I'm a girl, yet a guy. I have no comment :p

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl) comix-freak (Artemis Fowl (and Arty is my one and only!))scarilyobsessed(Fang, from maximum ride) Natalie-07 (Jack Sparrow, I know I know he's older then my dad but it's not like we're actually dating!) Silverstar's Shadow (Kratos Aurion (like practically every other girl who plays ToS religiously), Yuan (damn the people who decided to never tell you his last name!), Sirius Black (not Gary the Old Man... I imagined him to look a little more like Adam from Three Days Grace... hehe... Ahem.), Draco Malfoy), Darkstorm Mistystar's Legacy (Jasper Cullen...sigh), OokamiRyuX (don’t wanna say) Crowfeather's Girl (Edward Cullen from Twilight, of course!) AkumuKitty9797(Dark Link from Legend of Zelda and Edward Cullen from Twilight!!), HiddenMusic(Sora from Kingdomg Hearts:D) Zefri012: Leaf (heroine of Pokemon fire red/leaf green. Oh come on! She's too adorable!), Defiatos X-Natsumi from Keroro gunso (crosses finger and hopes Giroro doen't try to kill me), ej8012 (Nico di Angelo, lol and Red X from Teen titans (Guess I have a thing for dark peoples)) Nicobeth-Annico(Nico di Angelo! duh!), xXPrincessOfTheOceanxX (RonWeasly-Harry Potter-i've got a thing for red heads :) (Fang-Maximum Ride) (James Potter-Harry Potter) (Jacob Black-Twilight-He's hot, tan, muscular, and fun, what more could you want??) (Sirius Black-Harry Potter) hmm.. and (Nico- PJO- he's just so adorable :)

Being FEARLESS is dancing around in your bedroom like there's no tomorrow.
Being FEARLESS is singing like no one is listening.
Being FEARLESS is being able to speak your mind, even if others don't want to hear it.
Being FEARLESS is falling in love again, even though you've been hurt before.
Being FEARLESS is being able to leave the person you love, even though you know you can't breathe without him.
Being FEARLESS is dancing in a storm with your best dress with that special someone.
Being FEARLESS is realizing that he wasn't the one.
Being FEARLESS is being able to walk away when the time is right.
Being FEARLESS is wishing that the guy sitting next to you was yours.
Being FEARLESS is knowing that someday things will change.
Being FEARLESS is being able to believe that Prince Charming is still out there.
Being FEARLESS is still believing in Love Stories and Fairytales.
Being able to fall in love is FEARLESS.
Because that's what love is...FEARLESS.

Take 3 minutes and try this...it will freak you out...BUT NO CHEATING!

This game has a funny/spooky outcome.

Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try.

First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.

Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!

1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.

2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.

3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.

4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots.

5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!)

6. Finally, make a wish.

And now the key for the game...

1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.

2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.

3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.

4. You care most about the person you put in 4.

5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.

6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.

7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.

8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.

9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.

10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life

NOW...post this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. IF you do, your wish will come true...

If you don't it will become the opposite.

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite gender.

Percy!!

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?

Green. I like blue too but mostly green.

3. Your first initial?

A. (the first letter of the alphebet!)

4. Your month of birth?

Wow, this quiz is nosy. It's July

5. Which colour do you like more, black or white?

Black,Black, and uh, Black.

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

Annabeth,Hermione,Luxa,Ginny...oh you said ONE person...oops...

7. Your favourite number?

11!! ((That's the age you get your Hogwarts letter.))

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

California. Hollywood baby!

9. Do you like the ocean or the lake?

Uh, hello? Xxprincess of the OCEAN!!xX

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one)

I will be be a ROCK STAR!!

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

Heck yeah! But he and Annabeth are meant to be..

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. (uh..ok?)

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

Love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

Down.

3. If you’re initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. (yay!)

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

Blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

Fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

The memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life (I will experince a a major life...cool!)

Changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

Soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time (oh, that's nice)

But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

Anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

Really? Huh, i didn't know that.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

That's good right?

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

Nice, i do love adventure.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

I..please...people!! sure..ok.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!

If you say so...

(Well that was fun...)

Ships I sail on:
Percy/Annabeth (duh!)
Grover/Juniper (aww..Grover has a girlfriend!)
Thalia/Luke (if only Thalia wasn't a hunter and Luke was nice...)
Artemis/Holly (soo cute)
Gregor/Luxa (knew it from page 1.)
Max/Fang (they know they like each other thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis much)
Harry/Ginny (knew it form the start)
Hermione/Ron (finally! it took long enough)
Lily E./James P. (a cute relationship)
Sam/Freddie (YAY! Seddie!)
Sonny/Chad (i love this relationship =)

Ships I hate:
Percy/Rachel (no comment)
Annabeth/Luke (ehh...sorry Annabeth..)
Artemis/Minerva (no way!)
Ginny/Draco (Heck no!)
Hermione/Draco (barf gag)
Carly/Freddie (better as buds)

Things i love:

--my friends

--CHOCOLATE!!

--sports

--history

--singing (la,la,la,la=)

--music

--books

--art

--SHOPPING!!

--shoes

--writing

--hanging upside down from the monkeybars (ouch..blisters..)

--i wanna take chemistry 'cuz we can make things go BOOM

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do you believe this? the number 13 is not put as an elevator number in some hotels because they believe that 13 is an unlucky number.what do u think?

List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order.

1.Gregor (Underland)
2.Annabeth (PJATO)
3.Percy (PJATO)
4.Luxa (Underland)
5.Thalia (PJATO)
6.Luke (PJATO)
7.Hermione (HP)
8.Ron (HP)
9.Artemis (PJATO)
10.Athena (PJATO)
11.Rachel (PJATO)
12.Grover (PJATO)

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Er...no i haven't. Honestly i REALLY don't want to.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

What the Hades?! Luxa's a GIRL!!

3. What would you do if 3 gave you flowers?

I'd say,"Give those to Annabeth!" then smack him.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

What the crap!? BAD,BAD,BAD picture...

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Yeah, i do, but i don't know the tittle...

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Hmm...well Annabeth might be a little confused and Luke wouldn't be to happy...

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Say what?! Neither!!

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve making out?

Well, Hermione is a HP character so she probably wouldn't know who they were. She cast a spell on them though. Ad for Annabeth and Grover...well not cool.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Kronos has kiddnapped Annabeth and Percy is sent to sace her, with the help of Athena. (hm.. that actually sounds good!=)

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Ew.. gross... no. (thank the gods)

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Casting A Spell, a Gromione fic. (Ok...weird...the tittle is nice, but not the couple...)

11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Whaaaaatttttt??

12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Don't think soo...

13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

dunno.

14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Tough one. For Ron, I'd probably pick 'Just So You Know' by Jesse McCartney

15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Uh..Gregor goes to the Underland and Luke and Grover go with him. Luke and Grover live in the Underland for years and when the go back to Camp they forget everything. I guess it would be a adventure fic thing.

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Today actually.

17. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (2).

(Gregor) and (Hermione) are in a happy relationship untill (Artemis) runs off with (Luxa). (Gregor), brokenhearted, heas a hot one-night stand with (Rachel) and a brief affair with (Grover), then follows the wise advice of (Thalia) and finds true love with (Annabeth).

What title would you give this fic?

The Messed Up World That We Live In Today

18. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

I don't really get it

1.WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?

Crush, by David Archuleta (SO true)

2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

Stop and Stare, by OneRepublic (?)

3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?

Love Story, Taylor Swift (Hmm..I do Love this song)

4.WHAT IS 2+2?

Battlefield , Jordin Sparks (Uhh...)

5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?

Two Worlds Collide, Demi Lovato (Ha! Good answer =)

6.WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Realize, by Colbie Calliat (this is SO true)

7.WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?

Keep Holding On, by Avril Lavigne (is this thing on shuffle or not?! BTW, love this song)

8.WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

What About Now, Daughtry (Wha?)

9.WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

You Belong With Me, Taylor Swift (wow...it's like my iPod can read my mind!)

10.WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?

The Best Day, Taylor Swift (aww...thank you!)

11.WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

Forever and Almost Always, Kate Voegele (such a sweet song...)

12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

Just A Dream, Carrie Underwood (sniffs such a sad song)

13. WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?

Just Dance, Lady Gaga (i do like to dance...)

14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?

Picture to Burn, Taylor Swift (does that mean I like to burn pictures?!)

15. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?

I'm Only Me When I'm With You, Taylor Swift (very true)

16. WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?

Lovebug, Jonas Brothers (??)

17. HOW WILL YOU DIE?

Everytime We Touch, Cascada (Uh..)

18. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET?

Can't Have You, Jonas Brothers (huh?)

19. WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?

Fergalicicous, Fergie (LOL!!)

20. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?

White Horse, Taylor Swift (it is a sad song..)

21.WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?

Complicated, Avril Lavigne (i'm taking that as a maybe)

22. WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?

Decode, Paramore (don't get it)

23.DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?

Kiss the Girl, Ashley Tisdale (is that a yes?)

24. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?

Leave Out All the Rest, Linkin' Park (??)

25. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?

What Hurts the Most, Rascal Flatts (good song)

26. WHAT IS YOUR THEME SONG?

Our Song, Taylor Swift (LOVE it!)

i found this off a profile. it's HILAROUIS!!

Annoying things to do on an elevator: read this!:) very funny!!

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in
there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

i think i'm gonna go try that!! be right back... ((heads to the nearest hotel))

Always Love And Treasure the Three Freds:
1) Fred Weasley, from Harry Potter- Because he's cute, funny, mischevious, and he frickin'
DIED! Sob... so unfair... He was my fav of the Weasley twins...

2) Fred Figglehorn, from YouTube- Because he's hyper, annoying, and hilarious. And cute. He reminds me of me when I was 4!

3) Freddie Benson, from iCarly- Because he's cute, nerdy, sweet, and, of course, Seddie. Nuff said.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and geting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy.So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality they are amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

Random Fact: People with higher I.Q. dream more.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't ignore it because the Bible says that If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my father and the glory of Heaven.

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit
some friends one
evening
and time passed quickly as each shared
their
various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than
planned,
and
had to walk home alone. She wasn't
afraid
because it was a small town and she lived
only
a
few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm
trees,
Diane asked God to keep her safe from
harm
and
danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a
short
cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she
noticed
a
man standing at the end as though he
were
waiting
for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray,
asking
for
God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
and
security wrapped round her, she felt as
though
someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley,
she
walked right past the man and arrived
home
safely.

The following day, she read in the
newspaper
that
a young girl had been raped in the same
alley
just
twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
the
fact
that it could have been her, she began to
weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
help
this
young woman, she decided to go to the
police
station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so
she
told
them her story.

The police asked her if she would be
willing to
look
at a lineup to see if she could identify
him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out
the
man
she had seen in the alley the night
before.

When the man was told he had been
identified,
he
immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
and
asked if there was anything they could do
for
her.

She asked if they would ask the man one
question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not
attacked
her.

When the policeman asked him, he
answered, "Because she wasn't alone.
She
had
two tall men walking on either side of
her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
you're
never alone. Did you know that 98 of
teenagers
will not stand up for God?

Repost this as DO you believe in God? if you truly
believe
in
God..

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favorite quotes and sayings

"out of all the animals out there, guys are probably the strangest,weirdest,and most interesting" -the big book of girl stuff

"life is not waiting for the storm to pass, it is about learning to dance in the rain." -unknown

"hope is all it takes. love is power." -unknown

"Ron: i think i'm in love with her! Harry: Fine! You're in love with her! have you ever even met her? Ron: No..." -harry potter and the half blood prince

"Curiosity is not a sin but we must learn to control it." -albus dumbledore

"keep holding on, 'cuz you know that i'm here for you" -Avril Lavigne

do you want fries with that?

When it rains on my parade, I bust out the slip n' slide.

If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

R.I.P- Bianca DiAngelo, Zoe Nightsade, Pan, Quintus/Daedulus, Castor (Mr.D's son), Lee Fletcher, Charles Beckendorf, Silena Breuaguard,Luke Castellen, Nyphadora Tonks, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black,Hedwig, Mad Eye Moody,Severus Snape, Colin and Denis Creevey, Cedric Diggory, Fred Weasly, Albus Dumbledore,and James and Lily Potter, and all the other half-bloods and wizards and witches who fought for what they belived in.

We will never forget you...

( that was soo sad!! ((sniffs.. where are the tissues? sniffs again..))

When life gives you lemons, spit the lemons in life's eyes.

My mind works like lightning...one flash and then it's gone.

My heart? Yeah. It's not a playground.

When life gives you lemons, make grapefruit juice, and let life wonder how the heck you did that!

Silent is golden but duck tape is silver

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

Did you know...

kissing is healthy.

bananas are good for period pain.

it's good to cry.

chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

lying is actually unhealthy.

you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

chocolate will make you feel better.

most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

a good friend never judges.

a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.

boys aren't worth your tears.

we all love surprises.

Now... make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!!

WISH WISH WISH WISH

Your wish has just been recieved.

Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" ((my best friend is short!! She has a lot of attitude!!)) and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!!

When life gives you lemons, squirt the lemons in Life's face

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

TGWF: Thank God We're Female

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?

Why is dyslexic so hard to spell?

Why is verb a noun?

Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,

who calls you back when you hang up on him,

who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.

Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy that kisses your forhead,

who keeps your picture in his wallet,

who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,

who holds your hand in front of all his freinds,

who thinks your beautiful without makeup,

one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you,

THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER

Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?

Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we're already there?

16 Things to do when you're in Wal-Mart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15.Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

16. When you are at the cash paying, ask: "Can I have fries with that?"

One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

EMO--Extravagently Made Origami

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh, the fun I will have!

I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?!

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

PLEASE READ

Ok, so this didn't happen to me, but still read it.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't

forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for

the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that

mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister

is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

(cries)

Why is it called after dark when really it's after light?

Boy, I didn't fall for you, you tripped me!

Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.

Don't judge a man until you've walked a mile in his moccasins. That way you'll be a mile away from him and you'll have his shoes.

Someday we're gonna look back at this, laugh nervously, and change the subject...

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do you believe this?: People who chew gum get better grades than people who don't. What do you thinK?

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olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? yaeh i awlyas kenw i was strnage.

Random fact: Some waterfalls in Hawaii go up instead of down.

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If you've ever walked into a wall because you were looking sideways at a friend, copy this into your profile. (soo true)

If you've ever been stabbed with a plastic fork by your BFF because you were taking his or her tater tots, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. (coughcoughRon Weasly loves Hermionecoughcough)

Ninety-three percent of the teen population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this if you would be part of the seven percent that'd be LAUGHING YOUR BUTT OFF!

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer!

-save the earth. it's the only planet with chocolate.

i used to be normal... until i met those freaks i call my friends

Please read this. It might not make since at first about what it's about, but it will at the end.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school

He told his friends that it was cool

And when he pulled the trigger back

It shot with a great crack

Mummy I was a good girl

I did what I was told

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold

But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye

I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry

When Johnny shot the gun

he hit me and another

And all because he got the gun from his older brother

Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much

And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush

And tell my little sister that she is the only one now

And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best

Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest

Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class

And never to forget this and please don't let this pass

Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this

Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss

And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try

I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry

Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest

But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest

Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack

Mummy listen to me if you would

I wanted to go to college

I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with daddy

On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married

I wanted to have a kid

I wanted to be an actress

Mummy I wanted to live

But mummy I must go now

The time is getting late

Mummy tell my Chris I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date

I love you mummy

I always have I know you know it's true

Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"

In memory of the Columbian students that were lost

Please if you would Pass this around I'd be happy if you could

Don't smash this on the ground If you pass this on

Maybe people will cry

Just keep this in heart For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Now you have two choices

1) repost and show you care

2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart (Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

My name is Sarah,

I am but three.

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see.

I must be stupid,

I must be bad.

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better,

I wish I weren't ugly.

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all,

I can't do a wrong,

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long.

When I awake I'm all alone.

The house is dark,

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight.

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car!

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls,

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes,

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping,

He shouts ugly words.

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more.

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it,

And I start to bawl.

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream,

But its now much too late.

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain,

Again and again,

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

There is no "I" in team but there is an "I" in PIE and ther

Don't follow in my foosteps... I walk into walls.

When in doubt, wear pink.

The two most common elements in the world are hydrogen and stupidity.

No guy is worth your tears & the ones who are won’t make you cry.

Adults are just kids with money.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyways.

e is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

The "You no like, you no read" club: If you believe that people who don't like someone's story should simply not read it instead of posting cruel and hateful reviews, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Alicia's Purple Velvet Purse, changelingchild, crimsonchidori, SasukeSakuraxXXxItachiSakura, cherryredblossom,BLOSSOMHEARTXOXO,CrUsHeD CaNdY kIsSeS,fairy246, The.One.And.Onlii.Bethii, Sister to the Dark Lord, XxPrincessOfTheOceanxX

If you have ever made up your own language just for fun, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

if there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

I AM IN SIRIUS DENIAL! SIRIUS IS NOT DEAD! AND I WILL NOT LET YOU SAY OTHERWISE! If you too are in Sirius denial then copy and paste this into your profile. Because Denial is not just a river in Egypt! JK ROWLING KILLED HIM, I KNOW ... BUT HIS LEGACY LIVES ON IN ALL THE MARAUDER FICS ON THIS SITE!!

To James and Lily,
Who died at the beginning,
To Remus and Dora,
Who will never know their son,(WHAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! Sorry, lost it for a moment.)
To Dumbledore,
Who was as human as Harry,
To Sirius,
who was punished for what he didn't do
To Severus,
who wasn't as bad as we thought,
To the hundreds that died needlessly,
To the many that died 'for the greater good',
To these brave souls I raise my glass,
May they forever Rest In Peace...

In Remembrance

…In Remembrance to Severus Snape….

….A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor…

...without all the red and gold crap.

…In Remembrance to Fred Weasley…

…Who fought bravely to the very end….

…And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half…

…And will loyally await his soul mate and brother…

… with many jokes…

...he's got forever to think of them, right?

…In Remembrance to Dobby…

…Who was more free and full of love…

...than any elf, and most humans.

….In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin….

...the last real Marauderer...

…who was not just a wonderful father…

….a incredible husband and brave hero…

...as well as a freakin' awesome werewolf.

….In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks…

…who died for ‘the greater good’…

...and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora.

…In Remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody….

…who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive…

...and scared the crap out of some kids too.

…In Remembrance of Tom Marvelo Riddle a.k.a. Voldiemort….

…who was pretty cool, and cute when he was younger…

…but who got his butt thoroughly kicked in the end

…In Remembrance of Albus Dumbledore…

…whose past and wisdom confused us…

…whose seeming betrayal shocked us…

…but actually who turned out to be an okay guy in the end...

...despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing.

In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange…

… because it’s was awesome how Molly slapped her with that Avada Kedavra!

She deserved everything she got and more.

…In Remembrance of Colin Creevey…

…who we really didn’t know too well…

…but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war…

…so he must’ve done something good…

…besides stalking Harry.

…In Remembrance of Hedwig…

...Harry's actual first friend…

...who lived and died soaring

- If death eaters are attacking Hogsmeade I will not point at the sky and shout TO THE BAT MOBILE!

-So I was like Avada Kadavra and he was like Dead

- I will not ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling.

- Draco Malfoy the amazing...bouncing...Ferret.

- Remus Lupin does NOT want a flee collar

- I am not authorized to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort.

- I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his time of the month.

- I will not say 'dude, get a life' to Lord Voldemort (even though it's SO tempting!!)

- I will not ask Snape why he stole Batman's cape

- I will not scare the Arythmancy students with my calculas book

- Dear Harry, I hate you, Love Voldy

- When Voldemort goes to bed he checks his closet for Mrs. Weasley.

- This icon is off trying to shut Percy in a pyramid.

-Percy wouldn't recognize a joke if it dances naked infront of him wearing Dobby's tea cozy

-I will not sing "we're off to see the wizard" when sent to the headmasters office

-I have eight horcruxes, take that Voldy!

-Professer Flitwick's name is not Yoda

-I will not bring a magic eight ball to Divination class

-If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of the situation and draw a Dark Mark on their arm

-Neville: OMG I killed Harry Potter

(somewhere in the distance)

Voldemort: Nooooo! I wanted to do it! sob

-Draco: I mock you with my spirt fingers!

-I stalked a death eater and all i got was this lousy potions master!

-I am not allowed to make lightsaber sounds with my wand

-I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintballing

-I will not follow potions intstructions in reverse order just to see what happens

-I will not give Hagrid pokemon cards and convince him that they are real animals

-I will not dress up as Voldemort for Halloween

-I will not teach the house-elves to impersonate Paris Hilton

-Sirius Black

escaped askaban...

evaded death eaters...

outwitted ministry...

killed by drapery.

-I have a lot to live up to you know. There are so many Gryffindors' to tourture, and my minions can't do all the work. That's why I need milk. Because, ferrets with strong bones bounce a lot higher. GOT MILK? ~ Draco Malfoy

14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it

16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room togther and bet on which House will come out alive

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Kinghts of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast

18) I am not allowed to declare an offical "Hug A Slytherin Day"

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways

20) It is not nessisary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor

21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling

26) It is not nessicary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate

27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to potrol the hallways

28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bee's"

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm

33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers

34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the poition is acceptable as Body Lotion

35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends"

36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends"

37) I will not call the Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearnig an orange anorak

38) I will not call the Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher DADA, even though it is the abbrieviation for his/her class.

45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween

46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously

47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions

48) I am not the King of the Potato Poeple and I do not have a flying carpet

49) "To conqur the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice

List of crazy stuff!

Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser.

Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on.

Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself.

Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do.

Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Harry Potter (or almost, at least).

Crazy is when you write Sirius Black or James Potter is hot on your homework instead of doing it.

Crazy is when you fill up the tab separators in your binders with doodles/love notes/confessions of love/any other HP related thing you can think of about HP or the HP characters.

Crazy is when you can open up Harry Potter and know exactly which part you're at by reading one word.

Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny.

Crazy is when you have OSD (Obsessive Sirius Disorder).

Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!".

Crazy is when you suddenly start blabbing about gourds.

Crazy is when you start laughing at the term 'cheap plastic' when no one else knows why.

Crazy is when you randomly started laughing like a maniac during a test.

Crazy is when your trying to help someone, but get side-tracked by a bug.

Crazy is when you just KNOW frogs will rule the world some day!

Crazy is when you run into a glass door and laugh at your blood all over the floor.

Crazy is when you find yourself having a crush on a fictional character, who not only happens to be married and a father, but also dead.

Crazy is running around in your pajamas yelling 'I'M SO ATTRACTIVE!' just because you need a confidence boost.

Crazy is making enough inside jokes to fill up several books within the span of one day.

Crazy is when you start to sing at every awkward pause just because you don't like silence.

Crazy is having the urge to do something illegal, and then happening to mention the urge to your mother in casual conversation :P

Crazy is going on fanfiction every spare moment when you have a project that you haven't started due the next day.

Crazy is dipping a carrot in orange juice because you feel like it.

Crazy is when you start laughing for no reason at the most inappropriate moment, and you don't even know why, so you laugh harder.

Crazy is when you think the word "pickle" is funny.

Crazy is saying "Ooh, shiny!" everytime you see something you think is cool.

Crazy is when you burst into crazed laughter when someone says "Serious" or "Seriously."

Crazy is when whenever someone says "jk" you have an incredible urge to yell "ROWLING!"

Crazy is you and your friends naming stuffed animals unisex names with a mixture of your names, and the boys you like's names.

Crazy is also then baptizing said animals though one friend is a Catholic, another is an Atheist, and the third is a Muslim. (And naming each other the Godmothers.)

Things I'm not allowed to do in Ferryport landing.

1. I will not tell Sabrina that the president of the United States is an Everafter

2. I will not quote from Monty Python and the Holy Grail whenever I see King Arthur

3. It is not polite to ask Jake if he likes “older women”

4. I am not supposed to try and convince Daphne that Harry Potter is real

5. Mr. Canis is not a werewolf, and I should not compare him to Remus Lupin

6. Jokes about police officers being pigs aren’t really funny

7. I will not, as a human, pretend to be a mime trapped inside a box while standing next to the magical barrier

8. Saying “I don’t believe in fairies” will not make Puck or his minions die

9. I will not constantly mention living "happily ever after”

10. I will not talk about finding my Prince Charming, especially if said prince is within earshot

11. I will not throw beans on the ground and pretend that they were magic ones

12. I will not ask people to see their driver’s licenses

13. Nottingham will not be amused if I forge a love letter from him to Heart

14. I will not sing songs from the movie Men in Tights whenever I see Robin Hood or his men

15. I will not steal from Baba Yaga and blame it on somebody else

16. I will not offer any “anti-aging” products to Everafters

17. It is not a good idea to cover walls with red handprints, even as a joke

18. I will not brag about all the places I’ve been recently

19. Pretending to discover magical items is not ok

20. I will not allow Rumpelstiltzkin to adopt children, nor will I hire him as a babysitter

21. I will not start rhyming random words to annoy Mirror

22. I will not give Elvis sausage, no matter what happens

23. I will not attempt a brain/heart transplant on the Scarecrow/Tin Man

24. I will not refer to Everafters by their real names in front of other people

25. I will not ask for autographs

26. I will not ask Everafters to refer me to their plastic surgeons

27. I am not allowed to negotiate a peace treaty with the Scarlet Hand

28. I will not use Mirror to do my hair and make-up in the morning

29. I will not ask known Scarlet Hand members to join a new organization called "The Blue Foot".

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

You know you live in 2009 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years. ( I play it on my ipod!)

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job...

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

If you like chocloate as much as I do copy this in your profile

If you have more than 100 books in your room, copy this into your profile.

If you play 3 or more sports, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your a Demigod copy this into your profile and sign your name

Shorty/Kris

KG/Lizzy

Wisegirl101/Lindsay

WiseOne27

SeaweedBrain013/Sebz

CloudyAlore/Faye

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If you think that some day you are going to be claimed by a greek god or goddess paste this on your profile.

If you think that Percabeth is the best pairing EVER! paste this to your profile.

If you think that the PJO series is the best series ever paste this to your profile.

If you've ever laughed for no particular reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think that people who don't like PJO are crazy/stupid/losers/insane, copy this into your profile.

If you're as clumsy as me, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think your best friend is a satyr like Grover, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

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If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

Weird is under-rated. Copy and paste this in your profile, if you agree and add your name to the list: Celiana, SuperSidney, Wisegirl101, Seweedbrainrocks314, Shorty and KG Inc., SeaweedBrain013,CloudyAlore,xXthe shadow huntressxX

My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this into your profile.

If you are willing to rebel against the flamers and anyone who is bad in the world and harms any animal or plant of any sort (except a few selected) copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: SuperSidney, Wisegirl101, Shorty and KG Inc, SeaweedBrain013,CloudyAlore,xXthe shadow huntressxX

if you think we should stand up against global warming and help endangered animals, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep), Alleyanna Cullen,hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6 (hoo yeah), GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc, SeaweedBrain013, CloudyAlore, xXthe shadow huntressxX.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!