im proud to be a greaser! i LOVE (more like am obsessed with) the outsider!

i also LOVE kheo thomas, hes so sexy and his music is amazing!

i also loved him as zero in holes that why i started liking him in the first place and i love the song "dig it" and when i found he wrote other songs since he grew up i looked them and thought he was amazing!

even tough im "to old" for cartoons now i love danny phantom and im not afraid to say that im am a pitch pearl fan and i HATE danny and sam pairing though, sam just annoys me so much.

the cartoons i love still...

ben ten

scooby doo

danny phantom

wild grinders

teen titians

"Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed."

"Some people are alive today simply because it is illegal to kill them."

"I used all my sick days, so I called in dead..."

“They say ‘Guns don't kill people, people kill people.' Well, I think the gun helps, 'cuz if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG' I don't think you'd kill too many people.

So, if guns kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil?”

"Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate."

"No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me!"

"You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!"

"I talk to myself because my answers are the only ones I accept."

"Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap... you decide."

"Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... though I'm not so sure about the universe."

"What happens if you get scared half to death twice?"

"My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone."

"Do not take life too seriously; no one gets out alive."

"If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk."

"Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?"

“Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon."

"I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly."

"Don't hit kids. No, seriously, they have guns now."

"People like you are the reason why we have middle fingers."

"If your heart was really broken you'd be dead, so shut up."

"Yes, I do use my hairbrush as a microphone and dance around in my underwear, thank you very much."

"Please: Don't throw your cigarette butts on the floor, the cockroaches are getting cancer."

"There are three kinds of people: Those who can count, and those who can't."

"Welcome to the internet, pants optional."

"Warning: Trespassers will be shot, Survivors will be shot again."

"Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself."

"History doesn't repeat itself. It yells, 'Didn't you hear what I just said?!' and lets the hammer fly."

"If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em. If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em. If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em. If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em. If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed."

I used to see a shrink... until she said life isn't for everyone."

"The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide."

"Your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend."

“Step one: Tell the truth. Step Two: Run.”

"If electricity comes from electrons, where do you think morality comes from?"

"Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many and 'tics' as in the bloodsucking creatures?"

"You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder."

"I used to be normal... until I met those freaks who are my friends." (vice versa)

"The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese!"

"When in doubt, make up words!"

"Home is not where you live, but where they understand you."

"If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you!"

"You say I'm not cool. Cool is just another word for cold. If I'm not cold then I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thank you for embracing it!"

When Life gives you lemons, throw them back, because I mean really? Who likes lemons?"

"When Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it."

"When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then."

"I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse!"

"Life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over!"

"Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to."

"I talk to myself because my answers are the only ones I accept."

"Come to the dark side, we have cookies!"

"One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject."

"Give a person a fish and feed them for a day, teach them how to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks!"

"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you'll be a mile away and have their shoes!"

"When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide."

"A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work."

"Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss."

"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my readymade fist and say, ‘Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, asshole!’"

"Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!"

"Eat well, stay fit, die anyway"

"The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not."