Tarnished Silver
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Joined 03-26-03, id: 361088
Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter, and Lord of the Rings.
Hmmm...I guess I get to talk about good ol' me here. Well...there isn't that much to say...I like lotr fics...and Harry Potter. I'm cool with slash...lol...seeing as practically all my stories ARE slash. And for all you ppl that DON'T like slash, well you're just judgemental weirdos and not very openminded...There ARE gay ppl in the world you know...you CAN'T hide from them. OK I don't have a lot more to say...ooooh...I can do a favourites list

Fav lotr person: Legolas, sigh he's so adorable
Least Fav Lotr person: Arwen(as you may have guessed), and Eowyn...I HATE her...
Fav lotr pairing: Legolas and me...i wish...Aragorn/Legolas
Least fav lotr pairing: Gimli/Legolas...eww what were you ppl thinking?

Fav Harry Potter person: Harry
Least Fav Harry Potter Person: Cho...I hate that b*h
Fav Harry Potter pairing: Harry/Draco and throw a lil Ron in there somewhere
Least fav Harry Potter pairing: I hate when ppl put themselves and Harry or Draco...get a life woman...or in some cases man...shudder...not that I have anything against gays, especially seeing as almost all my stories ARE slash...but your never gonna get with them...after all...they're not real you know...

THAT'S IT! Fin, the end, finito, that's a wrap...hope you like "THe Grooming of Aragorn", it's my favourite story...

Wait...I lied...that wasn't the end...I wanted to fit this in but wasn't sure where to so here it is. If you like my slash stories...you can go see some more of them under the pen name 'fallen' at adultfanfiction.net... Oh and be sure to read Cheysuli's story 'Broken'...amazing story...

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The Makeover by Elalipa reviews
The Fellowship and company get a makeover: Aragon takes a bath, Gollum uses hair tonic and takes English classes, the Ring get vandalised... WHAT DID LEGOLAS DO TO HIS HAIR? Chapter 6: Personal Slave, Faithful Dog
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,982 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/13/2003 - Published: 4/2/2003
Like It Like That by Yih reviews
COMPLETE. HPDM They may never like each other, but that doesn't stop them from shagging nonstop. For Draco, it's a release from the facade he's maintained. For Harry, it's the only piece of sweet ecstasy he can feel when his world is about to crash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,928 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/8/2003 - Published: 7/14/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter: Slash Writer by Kiara7 reviews
A Harry/Draco, implied (kind of) Draco/Ron masterpiece. Wherein Harry writes slash and is annoyed by the NC-17 ban. Rated for Harry's sick, perverted mind.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,825 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/17/2003 - Draco M.
Impossible Circumstances by Tigs reviews
A Male pregnancy fic... yes, it's just as weird as it sounds. Very funny! Slash warning - Aragorn/Legolas. Flame if you wish, I'll just laugh then ignore you... Finally, another update!! Find out what the wedding dress looks like!!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,891 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/24/2002 - Published: 3/23/2002 - Legolas, Aragorn
The Horror, The Pain, The SLASH! by rhovan reviews
This is for everyone who has ever read REALLY BAD slash and wanted to rip out their own eyes, this is slash MY way. UPDATED Chapter 4 is up people. Read it.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,979 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/18/2002 - Published: 9/10/2002 - Aragorn, Legolas
I Want More by byyyyeeee reviews
Updated! Thanks for the reviews. Preggy Legolas in this. Please do not comment about males being pregnant, this is FOR FUN. RR, though.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,241 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/18/2002 - Published: 5/7/2002 - Aragorn, Legolas
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He's come Undone reviews
DracoHermione DracoGinny..it has humour, but the main theme is pretty serious, and if you don't like slash.....don't read this
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,540 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3/24/2004 - Published: 2/29/2004
Among Other Things reviews
SLASH! Don't like it don't read it....also has an mpreg a/l....rated r for later chapters
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 25,245 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/9/2003 - Published: 5/1/2003
Never Look Back reviews
slashy......starts out sorta angsty but it's a funny one.....mpreg......
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/9/2003 - Published: 6/5/2003
The Grooming of Aragorn reviews
SLASH! Legolas gets Aragorn ready....but may just want him for himself.....also has an mpreg.....a/l
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 10,669 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/30/2003 - Published: 4/18/2003
Look Whose Back
Harry/Draco.....Harry's left Hogwarts.....but something hasn't left him......Just R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Published: 4/20/2003
Harry's Affairs reviews
Harry/Draco, Hermione/Ron....then it changes a bit....R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,721 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/15/2003 - Published: 4/8/2003