Hello ppl. Sorry I haven't put anything in my profile b4. I've been busy either going to college or working, with little time for writing, or reading. However now I'm pretty sure I can get a handle on my time. I almost forgot my story 'the cousin' isn't originally mine. I got the idea from someone on-line known as Night-hawk. I don't know if they still have their website up, but if they do then I'm sorry I didn't give credit where it was do.

RIP Stan Lee (1922-2018)

The REAL Marvel hero to ALL generations

EXCELSIOR!

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OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE:

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered for having cultivated such valuable lessons as: knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate, teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch, and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student, but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband, churches became businesses, and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents Truth and Trust, his wife Discretion, his daughter Responsibility, and his son Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

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If you could read that put it in your profile!

I could!

I have Aspergers Syndrome. I'm damn proud of who I am. Its not a disease. I won't die from it. You cant catch it. So don't act like you will. It just means that I'm different, and a little awkward in social situations. If you are the same Copy, Paste, then add your name to the list. Ohioan0897, AspergianStoryteller, Leonineus,James Masters, deathknighttimas, Darthvader2209

You see that girl you just called odd?

Her mother died when she was 9.

You see that boy with the lightning bolt scar you just made fun of?

He's lived in a cupboard under some stairs for 10 years.

You see that boy you just saw crying in the toilets?

He had to kill his headmaster to keep his parents safe.

You see that boy who has lost his Remembrall?

His parents suffered a fate worse than death.

Copy and paste this if you are against bullying.

Rights to this go to SincerlyChris.