Ardeths Deadly Ferret
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Joined 04-17-03, id: 371078
Author has written 4 stories for Mummy, Pirates of the Caribbean, Harry Potter, and Lord of the Rings.
Hey all! 'Bio' sounds important, so I guess I better fill it out for everyone to read. I'm a teenaged female from the USA(Go Americans!) and I've been writing since I was about 7(including a wonderful story about two dogs who went to China.)

I'm a HUGE Kill Bill fan, but I don't plan on writing any fanfiction for that. You CANNOT continue that movie or expand on it. It's perfect the way it is.

I love Lord of the Rings, Pirates of the Carribean, and Harry Potter. LOTR seems to be what my muse is working on currently, though.

FIC Status:
Bride and Groom: Dead
The Pirate Prince:Working on it
Curse You, Father!:Current center of attention
Welcome to Ravenclaw, Newbie: Dead

"Revenge is a dish best served cold."-OLD KINGDOM PROVERB

"That's my virgin alarm. It goes off when you do."-Spaceballs

"But Dead Tom's dead! That's why we call him DEAD TOM!"-Muppet Treasure Island

-Ferret

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Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1992 - Favs: 2,188 - Follows: 777 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
Questioning Fate by charmingsyrai reviews
Judgment Day never came, but 2006 it's about to. Another person is sent through time to help John Connor and his wife to prevent it... But what is going on and what are the real reasons behind Robin York's actions? --- BEING REWRITTEN!
Terminator - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,869 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/19/2007 - Published: 9/3/2004
Afterimage by zerofret reviews
[The Terminator] One cancelled date drew Stan Morsky into events far beyond his control and understanding. CHAPTER 9 Developments POSTED.
Terminator - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 79,017 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/1/2006 - Published: 8/15/2004
Discovering the Real World by Lady Discord reviews
A sequel to the Daredevil movie. What happens after Bullseye survives the final fight with Daredevil and soon afterwards returns to the Kingpin as his top assassin.
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,358 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/1/2006 - Published: 6/4/2003
Measure of a Life by vega rin reviews
Takes place before and after T3. How does one measure the worth of a life? John Connor and Kate Brewster come to find out. [A new part, Part 6, is, believe or not, up]
Terminator - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,506 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/9/2006 - Published: 7/6/2003
The Kingston Suspects by Zeech reviews
In a Port Antonio jail, Jack Sparrow and Commodore Norrington stand accused of killing a Spanish Captain. Their only hope of not hanging is to convince an admiral that their story (bounty hunters, chinese fortune tellers, phantom ships, and rum) is true.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,710 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/7/2006 - Published: 8/22/2003
The Curse of the White Sword by Jocelyn reviews
Will and Elizabeth's wedding plans are thrown off by a new curse on the Caribbean. Jack Sparrow and the the Black Pearl run into old friends, famous pirates, a mysterious sword, and battle the sea itself! Just in time for the movie come out: COMPLETE!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 111,456 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 6/23/2006 - Published: 8/16/2003 - Complete
TO On the Streets by anongurl reviews
Monica is kicked out as a teen and meets Phoebe. Bumps into Chandler... CM
Friends - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 45,938 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/18/2006 - Published: 2/19/2003
T4Connor's War by Hedwig1 reviews
Judgment Day. It had come. Just as the robot said it would...but while John Connor's destiny was to save the world, Kate's destiny...was him. [CHAPTER 8 UP!]
Terminator - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,129 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/28/2006 - Published: 8/8/2003 - Complete
Vow of Vengeance by thisarylwren reviews
AU. AchillesBriseis. Paris doesn't kill Achilles that night in Troy, but as Paris, Achilles, and Briseis flee the city and struggle to carve a new life for themselves, the desire for revenge ever bubbles beneath the surface of their uneasy truce.
Troy - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,626 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/9/2006 - Published: 6/15/2004 - Complete
Pomegranate by the original coda reviews
COMPLETE. From her lover's arms on the beaches of Troy, through a journey with Aeneas and a capture in Carthage, and back to Greece as a pawn of war, this is the tale of Briseiswho has travelled far to hear that Achilles did not die in Troy.
Troy - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,002 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 12/6/2005 - Published: 5/18/2004 - Complete
The One Where They Help Save the World by Marcus S. Lazarus reviews
When a scheme to kill the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen goes wrong, they are transported into the future, where they must work with six New Yorkers to save the world from a time-travelling madman with a century-old grudge against the League
Crossover - Friends & LXG - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 43,015 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/26/2005 - Published: 6/14/2004 - Complete
The Doctor Exchange Programme by Harriet-Monroe reviews
The gang from ‘Sacred Heart’ is sent Downunder on an exchange programme by Dr Kelso.
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,408 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/24/2005 - Published: 1/8/2004
No Higher Praise by Triskelion reviews
James Potter comes back to life; dark secrets are revealed; angst for everybody; heavy doses of Voldemort, Snape, Black, Lupin, Malfoys, Weasleys, Pettigrew, and Fudge. Harry Potter’s fifth year – now blatantly, defiantly AU. No OotP spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 111,583 - Reviews: 1021 - Favs: 792 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 2/26/2005 - Published: 4/9/2002 - James P., Harry P.
Blood Screaming by Earwax reviews
What if Spike, not Fred, had been infected with Illyria?
Angel - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,626 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/12/2004 - Published: 8/5/2004 - Angel, Spike
Welcome To My World by Krisian Rose reviews
AngelLXG crossover. When the League of Exraordinary Gentlemen find themselves in modern-day Los Angeles, Angel and friends must help them get back to thier own time, but nothing ever goes as planned... UPDATED AT LONG LAST!
Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,587 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/18/2004 - Published: 4/7/2004
Perspective by Black Jaguar12 reviews
Perspective: (n) The interrelation in which a subject or its parts are viewed. Focuses on Boone and Shannon, Sayid and Sawyer, Michael and Locke, Charlie and Claire. Rated for thematic elements.
Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,736 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/16/2004
What Now? by Anakerie reviews
Sawyer reflects back on his life, and his growing feelings for Sayid. Sayid attempts to reassure Sawyer's doubts. Non-graphic slash. If slash offends you, read something else.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,630 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/12/2004 - Published: 10/7/2004
See Me in the Dark by mnemosyne23 reviews
Charlie's jonesing, the rain's pouring down, and Claire thinks he's a good guy. But Charlie's not so sure. CharlieClaire, Charlie POV. A little vignette on the beach.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,422 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 25 - Published: 10/10/2004 - Charlie, Claire
Canon Strikes Back by PirateBlacksmith reviews
When Mary Sues invade and the characters stay in character. Completed.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,194 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/5/2004 - Published: 4/18/2004 - Complete
What's this life for? by Sakura123 reviews
[COMPLETE: ALL CHAPTERS EDITED 09.17.06] Dave Creedy's life from teenager to adult, and how he came to meet wtih Quinn. Epilouge II up!
Reign Of Fire - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,851 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/4/2004 - Published: 7/11/2003 - Complete
Those School Years by aleksandra reviews
[AU] What if Van helsing, Dracula, Carl, Anna and the rest of the cast had met in highschool?. Please R&R! NOTE: I will be a bit delayed with the next chapter..sorry.
Van Helsing - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,762 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/30/2004 - Published: 6/1/2004
Memoirs of Merlin by Moriah Muse reviews
The great wizard Merlin pens his EARTHSHAKING thoughts, ignoring the amused looks Archimedes keeps shooting him. Merlin shares his opinions of Morgan le Fay, Arthur, Nimue, and other familiar characters of lore.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,174 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/12/2004 - Published: 7/9/2004
Film Noir Continued by The Grandiloquent Demagogue reviews
Point of Divergence: Ash, the private investigator hired to find Trinity from A Detective Story, takes the red pill seconds before agents take over him. How would his presence on the Nebuchadnezzar affect Morpheus’s search for the One? Please review!
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,389 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/10/2004 - Published: 12/3/2003
Origin and Fate by Michael2 reviews
Kyle Reese gets caught up in war that started when he was a baby, and finds himself on an unusual journey.-COMPLETE
Terminator - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,620 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 8/25/2004 - Published: 7/24/2004 - Complete
A Light in the Darkness by Jek Windu reviews
As destined leaders rise from the ashes of nuclear holocuast, the War Against the Machines begins. REWRITE AND CONTINUATION HAS BEGUN, CHAPTER FIVE UP, MORE SOON
Terminator - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,220 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/13/2004 - Published: 9/28/2003
The Learning Curve by LadyDeb1970 reviews
AU: Imhotep is a jewel thief. Rick and Ardeth are step-brothers tracking him. Evy, Celia, and Anck are nineteen year old college roommates. And Beni is the wild card whose choice will alter all their fates.
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 213,196 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/29/2004 - Published: 10/3/2003 - Ardeth B.
Kindergarten by trinchardin reviews
What if the characters of the Matrix went to kindergarten together? [Concluding Chapter!]
Matrix - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 22,297 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/18/2004 - Published: 6/16/2003
If Tomorrow Never Happens by Jack E. Peace reviews
It was supposed to be the happiest day of Sam's life, but no one could had predicted how quickly things would change. And now Sam has to rescue the woman he loves once again, but it may all ready be too late. (Completed)
Day After Tomorrow - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,503 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/15/2004 - Published: 6/21/2004
Trouble in Paradise by Black-Death reviews
Whoever said that happily ever afters were the 'end all, be all' of great tales? Het- Will and Jocelyn, Slash- Chaucer and Wat
A Knight's Tale - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,209 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/8/2004 - Published: 3/29/2004
Possessions by ThePet reviews
When Carl is plagued by recurring nightmares about a dark priest, Van Helsing must risk his friend's life to save him - while himself haunted by a figure from the past. 13 UP
Van Helsing - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,082 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/8/2004 - Published: 5/15/2004
Echo by mary-scot reviews
Hector, a CEO. Andromache, an environmental activist who models. Achilles, an advertising exec by day, a hitman by night. Briseis, a fashion design student. Paris, an artist. Helen, an waitress. Will the echo of the past have a happy ending in the future?
Troy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,787 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/27/2004
Far From Over by Adalon Ithilriel reviews
When Selene disappears after Viktor's death, Michael wants to go after her. Only his duty to the lycans holds him back. And when she returns, the news she brings is as much a surpise as she is! COMPLETED! Reposted for grammer.
Underworld - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,268 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/16/2004 - Published: 2/2/2004 - Complete
Innocence by Kenya Starflight reviews
Part 1 of the Reborn trilogy. After the Battle of Yavin, Vader crashlands near the Rebel base and is discovered badly injured and with amnesia.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,944 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 6/10/2004 - Published: 3/12/2004 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
When Evil Spuppets Attack by MarieMaia reviews
While Angel is dealing with his puppet condition, Spike has a surprise that is just the beginning to some pretty crazy events.
Angel - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,370 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/8/2004 - Published: 5/10/2004 - Angel, Spike
Cracks In The Mirror by Saucie reviews
Everyone's identity is fragmented. Everyone needs a mirror, a reflection, to complete themselves. Except vampires don't have reflections. (Or, more prosaically: Angel thinks.)
Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,531 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Published: 5/17/2004 - Angel - Complete
The Unconventional Tale of Aragorn and Arwen by Laziness Incarnate reviews
And they lived happily ever after, except when husband-abuse occurs. CHAPTER 12 UPLOADED! Good lordy, it's a miracle. [On-going]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,509 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/28/2004 - Published: 2/16/2002
Shadow Games by Clez reviews
My telling of what went through Tom Sawyer's head between the point of our first seeing him in the movie, right up until the funeral in Africa and of course, it's all told from his perspective.
LXG - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 58,328 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/25/2004 - Published: 1/2/2004 - Complete
Dystopia by Sethoz reviews
An accident sends Tom into another world. A world where the Nautilus sank, M got his war and everyone Tom cares about has changed. Caught in this nightmarish world Tom must face an enemy that wears the face of a friend while trying to get home. -WIP-
LXG - Rated: T - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,744 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/23/2004 - Published: 3/7/2004
Storyteller: Revised by Kimberly-A reviews
Wendy encounters Peter Pan mysteriously homeless on the streets of London 3 years later. How did he get there? And why doesn't he remember her? This story has been entirely edited and revised, including new scenes and new chapters.
Peter Pan - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 47,537 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/13/2004 - Published: 3/6/2004 - [Peter Pan, Wendy D.]
Hybrid War by Jess J reviews
Completed. With the death of Viktor and Lucian, Selene and Michael are forced to hide with the lycans, who now look to Michael as their leader. But unknown to them Michael isn't the only hybrid, nor is Marcus the only other one. Please r&r!
Underworld - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 80,016 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/28/2004 - Published: 10/3/2003 - Complete
Lonely Child by MelanyeBaggins reviews
Johns thoughts as the Bombs fall. T3.
Terminator - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/22/2004
Untempered Steel by Nibblepibbly reviews
Elrond decides it is time for Estel to leave Rivendell and take on his duties as Chieftain of the Rangers. The Twins and Legolas go along, but can they protect Aragorn from the dangers waiting in the Wild? Chap. 6 up-- Aragorn is ill...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,485 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/10/2004 - Published: 7/14/2003 - Aragorn, Legolas
Beneath the Surface of a Soldier by grab bag reviews
A little one-shot songfic following Kyle Reese's thoughts that night in the motel.
Terminator - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/3/2004 - Complete
Warriors of Light and Darkness by Nightstalker1 reviews
Post RotK. After recieving prophetic dreams about a growing darkness, Aragorn and Faramir soon discover that a friend from the past has become their worst enemy. Chapter 7: Reunion in Ithilien
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,932 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/2/2004 - Published: 10/17/2002
Pirates of the 21st Century: A Modernized Tale by big tears reviews
A criminal, a spoiled brat kidnap-ee, two cops and the Caribbean. Sounds like fun, eh? COMPLETE
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,313 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/24/2003 - Published: 9/2/2003 - Complete
A Kid Again by CaptainSwanLuver reviews
It’s Halloween and some of the staff get a lesson in what it’s like to be a kid again. Why is Elliot wearing coconut boobs? Why is the Janitor dressing like J.D.? And why is J.D. trying to kill one of his patients?
Scrubs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,733 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/27/2003
Unprofessional by Mardia reviews
[Bend It Like Beckham] Takes place after the club scene in Germany. Joe thinks on Jess and the entire situation. Rated R to be safe, but most likely a heavy PG-13.
Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/16/2003
An Estel Story: Yesterday's Fears by Golden Elanor reviews
Young Estel is lost in the woods of Rivendell...will he find his way home? Includes the coming of Estel to Rivendell COMPLETED!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,148 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/28/2003 - Published: 10/13/2002 - Aragorn, Elrond - Complete
The Wooing of Evelyn Carnahan by Finding Beauty reviews
Rick loves Evelyn. Evelyn loves Rick. If only it were that simple. The trials and tribulations of getting there, with one well-intentioned brother mucking things up along the way. Chapter four added, at last!
Mummy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,581 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/4/2003 - Published: 2/16/2003 - OíConnell, R., Evelyn C.
Deflating by bluebottlebutterfly reviews
She started going out with him in seventh year. Once James had deflated his head a bit." James is desperate, but can he really change everything he is for a girl? Well... he can try. ::It's done! And it's won awards!::
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,303 - Reviews: 2284 - Favs: 1,573 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 8/13/2003 - Published: 6/25/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P.
My Name is Sirius Black Revised Edition by kaydi reviews
My name is Sirius Black and I am innocent. I must take up my pen and write my story, for if I don't, then there will be no one who knows the truth. And if no one knows the truth, then who will save Harry?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 110,753 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/13/2003 - Published: 9/8/2002 - Sirius B., Harry P.
Isn't Enough by moveablehistory reviews
Kyle Reese reflects.
Terminator - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/13/2003 - Complete
In the Days After by hammergal reviews
A love destined to be. The beginning.
Terminator - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2003
Hallow Be Thy Name by MorningHell reviews
[Based off of 28 Days Later] One man tries to come to terms with the world he now knows, struggling against the disease. Contains swearing and violence.
28 Days Later - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,066 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/27/2003 - Complete
Post Judgment by CzechChicka reviews
Setting after T3. Ever wonder what happened after Judgment Day? John Conner and Kate Brewster begin the adventure. WARNING: Spoilers! CH 1 RR! ON HOLD!
Terminator - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,746 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/21/2003 - Published: 7/4/2003
Men on a Middle Earthian Mission by Soyotome reviews
(previously The Great Guy Rebellion of Middle-Earth) The guys of regular Earth have had it up to here with the girls disappearing into Middle-Earth, and have decided to do something about it! MEN in Middle-Earth, what a concept. Update! Ch. 8! Glee!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,242 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/25/2003 - Published: 5/20/2002
My Death Sentence by DropsOfJupiter reviews
JD has a brain tumor. There, I said it.
Scrubs - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,700 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/23/2003 - Published: 1/3/2003
We All Burn Sometimes by Passo reviews
Slash {{COMPLETE}} The pressure is on for Draco to find a girlfriend. He decides to make a list of requirements for the perfect girl and scouts the field. He encounters more than a little difficulty in the form of Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,203 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 965 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 3/9/2003 - Published: 1/18/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Funny, Honey? by Dueling Dahlings reviews
Severus Snape's dislike of Remus Lupin was fueled by many things: the fact that the blasted werewolf was flirting shamelessly with Auriga Sinistra simply happened to be the most prominent at the moment.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,065 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/26/2003 - Severus S.
A Stunning Realization by Mardia reviews
The first journal entry from Michael. Written when he realizes his feelings for Mia. UPDATED!
Princess Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,705 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/24/2003 - Published: 10/25/2002
My Usual Day by Nostalgia 101 reviews
'What does a day in the life of JD entail?' I hear you ask. Well, read on to find out...
Scrubs - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,583 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/14/2003
Fragments of Yesterday by Chained Dove reviews
The story of Lily, James, their love, their crazy friends, why Remus never wears red without blushing, and why Sirius no longer attempts to make orange juice. A story guaranteed to make you laugh, cry, and rage all at once. In other words, MWPP/L!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,012 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/10/2003 - Published: 7/15/2002 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Following Fate by Angel Jade1 reviews
Lindsey is forced to join Angel Investigations when he starts getting visions. Lindsey/Fred
Angel - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,306 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/7/2002
New Definition of Pain by Lady FoxFire reviews
**Series in Progress**Ardeth has been sold into slavery. Can Rick save him before he learns a new definition of pain.
Mummy - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,114 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/15/2002 - Published: 2/24/2002 - Ardeth B., OíConnell, R.
Tainted Child by obaona reviews
*COMPLETE* AU. Obi-Wan finds Luke in Darth Vader's residence and kidnaps him. This leads to other complications. PART 8 UP - COMPLETE
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 75,074 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/18/2002 - Published: 8/17/2002 - Complete
Rounding Third by Goldberry reviews
In a time before fear and unbelief, there was a game called baseball and Merrill Hess never failed to swing... [pre-movie]
Signs - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/4/2002
A Mirkwood Elf in Dumbledore's Court by Sun Queen reviews
Welcome to Hogwarts. Please check your bow, your arrows and your knives at the gate, and try to refrain from drastically screwing up the universe. Enjoy your stay...lookie! New chapter!
Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,753 - Reviews: 854 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 9/4/2002 - Published: 3/24/2002
Grey And Pale Gold by Kielle reviews
Theoden cannot save his only sister; Eomer and Eowyn are suddenly orphans. Can devotion (and Theodred) forge new ties within the line of Eorl?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,431 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2002 - Eowyn
A Tale of Elrond and Celebrían by Nemis reviews
The story of Elrond and Celebrían. *finished* Stretching from the Second Age to the Fourth.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 84,073 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/10/2002 - Published: 3/6/2002 - Elrond
The Revolution by Dylan Shelby reviews
During the Revolutionary War our heros will meet, fall in love, and have everything stolen from them. This is their story. ****FINISHED****
Mummy - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,129 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 5/21/2002 - Published: 3/1/2002
An Unlikely Friendship by PeteyDG reviews
Inspired by and a continuation of Nix's Charity, posted here as Chapter One, pre-Clerks, non-slash, A/U take on how Jay & Silent Bob met and became the inseparable duo we know and love. Rated R for language, violence. UNFINISHED.
Kevin Smith - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,168 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/23/2002 - Published: 10/10/2001
Full Circle - Part One: A New Beginning (incl A/N) by Another Ancient Fangirl reviews
Fisrt of a series. AU where Kyle Reese survived. Starts off at the warehouse where Kyle was killed in T1, and goes on from there. Please R/R!
Terminator - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/15/2002
Undone by Rose Rovente reviews
*COMPLETE* Nothing new, just revised a bit. Mrs. Weasley has had enough. George gets sent away. Rated R for violence, language, and sad stuff.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,899 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/4/2002 - Published: 1/8/2002 - George W. - Complete
Slim Chance by Mardia reviews
Michael's POV. Michael thinks about the fact that Mia's a princess. Spoliers for the first book.
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/3/2002
Brother of My Soul by Xanthia Morgan reviews
Following the events of TMR, Ardeth Bey and Rick O'Connell find out they have more in common than anyone could have imagined. COMPLETE
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,686 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/4/2001 - Published: 5/18/2001 - Ardeth B., OíConnell, R. - Complete
When The Past Comes Alive by Pinky the Brain reviews
Ardeth and Rick find out they have a bond deeper than they ever figured, and discover unknown secrets about their past...
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,166 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/13/2001 - Published: 9/16/2001
Isn't it Obvious? by Katherina Black reviews
Some "friendly" speculation about Remus Lupin
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,864 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/30/2001
What Witches Want by Katherina Black reviews
This is a review I got:(corneliusfudge, Signed Review )"I thought that this would be pure and utter crap, owing to the title. It is, however, the best piece of fan fiction I have read for years. Seriously." (I haven't blushed so much since Madam Pomfrey s
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,370 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/24/2001 - Published: 2/22/2001 - Ron W., Hermione G.
An Autobiography by Not-Quite-Shakespeare reviews
Ever been curious about Rick O'Connell's background, or how the occurances during the Mummy movies went through his eyes? Well, here it is; his autobiography! Chapters 1-3 of many. Stay tuned.
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,077 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/26/2001
The Diamond of Ahm Shere by Miss Becky reviews
Three years ago, Jonathan was entrusted with the diamond of Ahm Shere. Now it has been stolen, and the consequences are dreadful. Jonathan and the O'Connells must race to prevent an old evil from arising, and a new one from claiming an old friend.
Mummy - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,253 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/17/2001
Yesterday by Irena K reviews
Alan Francis Doyle turns twentyone.
Angel - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,616 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/5/2001 - Doyle - Complete
Run by Mara Trinity Scully reviews
Neo’s thoughts in the last minutes of his one life and the first of his next (rated R for language)
Matrix - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/27/2001
The Majere Project by Michelle Smith reviews
Little Raistlin goes more than a little nuts - and all it takes is a knock on the head.
Dragonlance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,148 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/5/2001
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The Pirate Prince reviews
AU!What would have happened if the crew of the Black Pearl was never cursed? And Jack Sparrow remained Captain? And how would this effect young Will Turner, whose father Bootstrap Bill had gone on to become the captain of his own ship?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,261 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/2/2004 - Published: 7/21/2003
Curse you, Father! reviews
The journal of Elfwine, son of Eomer and future king of Rohan. Filled with rantings, teenage angst, observations, and secret crushes on certain princesses of Gondor. Ah, the wonders of the sixteen year old mind.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,448 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 7/9/2004 - Published: 5/2/2004
Welcome to Ravenclaw, Newbie reviews
Follow the adventures of Alice Robins, first year in the house of Ravenclaw. Includes pamphlets entitled, "So You're Going To Be Ignored", Ravenclaw's very own tour guide, coffee, and of course The Boy Who Lived. Ravenclaw will no longer be mysterious aft
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,467 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 1/31/2004 - Published: 11/22/2003
Bride and Groom reviews
Ardeth Bay goes to London, expecting a normal wedding between his friends, Evy and Rick. With sword wielding demons, ancient curses, and Evy’s new disappearing act, it’s anything but normal. Takes place a few weeks after The Mummy.
Mummy - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,501 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 4/19/2003 - Published: 4/18/2003