High-Par-Bowl-Ehide bio
 Author has written 3 stories for Final Fantasy VII, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Harry Potter, and Twilight. Fanfiction is where all my poorly thought out ideas go. I love reviews, even on old stuff. (It's mostly old stuff now.) If you want to request that I write something, go ahead. Not that I expect anyone to. I'm not that interested in romance, to be honest, but if you want, I'll give writing it a try. I like humour the best. I like Hetalia, Homestuck, Kingdom Hearts, The Forest of Hands and Teeth, Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VIII, Dragonlance, Labyrinth, Sweeney Todd... Those are likely the only ones I can ramble on about for any length of time, but I like other stuff too. I've terrible taste, didn't you know? I want to delete everything I left on here. I deleted a lot of it, actually. Currently editing the fuck out of that one about the toaster, it's just horrible. I'm not even going to talk about the strawberry one. |
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Glitter Freeze by ZAFO reviews
CRACK—oneshot/twoshot entries—The new international students cause a ruckus at Hogwarts, though no one could really say that they disliked them.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,781 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 5/28/2014 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Harry P., America
Jade: Be The Prophet by Zamael reviews
A story of how a volatile diplomatic situation was dissolved by the Witch of Space's unmentionables.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Jade H., Dave S. - Complete
Amateur Palemates Smuttin It Up! by Asuka Kureru reviews
Karkat/Gamzee moirallegiance. Karkat's Adventures in Altruistic Asexual Exhibitionism. Public cuddles, Mr. Vantas? Daring. ...Now with sequel! Kinky Transquadrant Affair. Le gasp.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,517 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Karkat V., Gamzee M. - Complete
Sometimes by FerrisWheeling reviews
Friends have a knack for just...happening. No matter how much you don't need anybody else, they are always ready to tell you that no man is an island. ONESHOT
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,247 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Gamzee M., Karkat V. - Complete
A Trip to be Remembered by Twoformemories reviews
Hong Kong and Egypt are tired of no one remembering their friend Canada, so they decide to re-introduce him to them to solve that. However, when a certain photo gets out they are going to start wishing that he was invisible again. Canadax?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 45,601 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Canada, Hong Kong
Strength by Chronos Keeper reviews
Vriska's thoughts as her carefully constructed view on strength is challenged by Tavros.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Tavros N., Vriska S. - Complete
Moment by Chronos Keeper reviews
That uncomfortable moment where you're laying on the floor, and that chick who crippled you is towering over you. Yeah, that one.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Tavros N., Vriska S. - Complete
Smile by peachMeowchi reviews
Rose isn't used to feeling like this, and Kanaya isn't used to comforting anyone. -post scratch-
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Rose L., Kanaya M. - Complete
Bedtime Story with Doc Scratch by Zamael reviews
Omniscient he may be, but a great storyteller he is not: Doc Scratch's attempt to recite some Alternian history to the Handmaid could have gone better. Contains implications of sexual nature.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/10/2011
Sky Blue Eyes by oilandmachinery reviews
"When Axel dies, there are four pairs of blue eyes watching him." Slight Axel/Roxas.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 868 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Crazy Eights by Card Carrying Villains reviews
Love is love, pity is pity. You can't help that you've fallen flushed for a sociopath. Really, it's not your fault.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Kanaya M., Vriska S. - Complete
Angels, Demons, Asians and Zombies by BananaNutCrunch reviews
An angel and a demon take an impromptu vacation that's long overdue. They haven't told anyone about it, so they're assumed dead. They'll wish they were, though, because what with this neglecting of duties, things on Earth will quickly be going to hell...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 64,977 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 3/30/2011 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Trollesgarten by Twist reviews
Karkat's first day of kindergarten is here, and he and his stabdaddy Slick go through the transition with dignity, class and aplomb. Hang on, wait, no they don't. T for swearing because it's Karkat and Slick.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Complete
Contradiction by PwnedByPineapple reviews
They couldn't have been more different and more alike - a man who was not a man and a beast who was more than that.
Crossover - Spirit & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,993 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Spirit, America - Complete
Kleiland by Klei reviews
Parody crackfic of original country fanfiction. This, everyone, is the inspiring tale of how Klei's sofa was recognized as a country independent of the United States. VIVA LA RESISTANCE! Or something... Your IQ will drop at least 70 points reading this.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/26/2011 - America - Complete
Svi by Orpah reviews
Iceland is suddenly showing affection towards Sweden. The bespectacled nation is not entirely sure why, at first... Little!Iceland
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Iceland, Sweden - Complete
Lacking in Any Sanity by Pippin's Socks reviews
The UN kindly requests you stop terrifying the interns. Oh, and having sex in all the cupboards. That too. Various pairings.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,745 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/11/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Storyteller by Ad-Idem reviews
Young Germany decides to treat his older brother to a bedtime story. Kink Meme de-anon.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,346 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 50 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
A Perpendicular Expression by Konstantya reviews
Spain, the Country of Passion, is here to help you get over your romantic inhibitions! Or, Austria proves that with the proper incentive, he can be thoroughly IMproper. AustriaxHungary, with massive SpainxAustriaxHungary undertones.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,567 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Austria, Spain, Hungary - Complete
Cerberus by Triangular Prism reviews
Who exactly was that Greek man who sold Hagrid a three-headed dog in a pub? In truth, a harassed entity trying to get a Cerberus pup off his hands…
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 49 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Rubeus H., Greece - Complete
Freefall by LifeInABox66 reviews
For some unknown and most likely obtuse reason, England has succeeded in locking himself in the labyrinth of his own mind. A reluctant France, commissioned by a frantic Canada, must venture into the deepest, wildest thoughts of his former foe to save him.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,807 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 12/2/2010 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Her Reputation Precedes Her by Black.Rose.Authoress reviews
Gillian's first day of kindergarten... Gen!flip and Gakuen AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,756 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Prussia - Complete
Wait, What? by crackberries reviews
You and me could write a bad bromance. Maybe something in between. And you should really stop showing up at my door completely smashed.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 60,215 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
Of Angels, And Demons In Suits by BananaNutCrunch reviews
An angel journeys down to Hell in order to settle some matters. On the way, he encounters an old rival; a demon he has never quite managed to get rid of. A quiet story taking place in the bowels of Hell.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,151 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/17/2010 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Brothers found by Twoformemories reviews
Hong Kong wants to be understood, maybe his estranged brother is the only one that really does. Hong KongXCanada, now with additional Egypt.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 59,672 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Canada, Hong Kong - Complete
Celebration by berseker25 reviews
Francis celebrates, Arthur mopes. Somehow, they manage to meet halfway.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,591 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/9/2010 - England/Britain, France - Complete
THE EPIC TALE OF SUPER AMERICA by flying-mint-bunny reviews
This fic contains the quest of Super!America and Maple Man to retrieve the kidnapped Mc Donalds from the evil Dr. Doitsu and his sidekick, Pasta Boy. Guaranteed to make you go "WTF"! xD I got the prompt from the kink meme :D
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/18/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
The Science of Stupidity by Bloodstained Comma reviews
On his first ever recon mission to a world known as Black Mesa, Demyx steals a rather mysterious gun that has the ability to create portals between any two points, and Vexen isn't all too pleased about it.
Crossover - Kingdom Hearts & Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Demyx
No Alfred, Miley Cyrus Will Never Be Better by PrussianAwesomeness reviews
Aha, one-shot, kinda cracky. It's my headcanon that Alfred secretly likes Miley Cyrus and Matthew gives him crap for it. T for Matthew's mouth and a certain perverted comment.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/7/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
Kingdum Harts Chain o Memuriez, as told by Lolcat by Kiwi Bloodstain reviews
A Lolcat has stumbled upon KH: Chain of Memories and has decided to share it's version of the story. Can I haz cheezburgerz? Rated for very miniscule suggestive themes. Other KH games will be done if you like this one! R&R PLZ!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Axel, Sora - Complete
AWOL by Lisse reviews
When a Marine goes missing, his twin brother comes to NCIS looking for help. Then things get weird.
Crossover - NCIS & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,636 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 1,029 - Follows: 137 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Canada - Complete
Cattibrie's Story by Surreptitious Chi X reviews
Short story. Catti-brie, 12 years old, and Drizzt, are hanging out. Catti-brie writes a controversial story, leading to an argument. Catti-brie involves Bruenor, who mediates the argument to everyone's satisfaction because hey, he's a king at heart.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,446 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Catti-brie, Drizzt D.
England's Waxing Days by Kitty29 reviews
England goes to get his eyebrows waxed but unfortunately for him he is met with more then a few distractions. Sometimes it seems like the whole world is against him. Literally.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,758 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/24/2009 - England/Britain - Complete
Professor Hojo vs Animal Rights by Aerika S reviews
The activist group, Midgarians for Animal Rights, have found a new spokeswoman in President ShinRa’s fiancée and she’s got a word or two for Hojo. Yeah, that’ll end well.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,497 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Prof. Hojo, President S. - Complete
Of Phantoms and Nobodies by Sahxyel reviews
DP and Kingdom Hearts 2 crossover. Danny is having a total Parent Free week, no worries...or not. After a strange dream, Danny finds himself faced with a strange Organization, who have their own plans for our halfa...
Crossover - Kingdom Hearts & Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 114,672 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 5/6/2006
Songs by Oni-Gil reviews
While a prisoner of the Organization, Kairi receives hope from an unexpected source.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,058 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/16/2008 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Kairi, Demyx - Complete
Why Waist Length? by Silver Pard reviews
Enough was enough. He'd looked at all the possible courses of action and their consequences. He'd researched it intensively. It was time to cut the damn hair.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 58,269 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 9/21/2007 - Published: 2/16/2005 - Sephiroth - Complete
Professor Hojo vs Education by Aerika S reviews
There comes a time when all fathers must let go of their sons and send them into the world so that they may learn. But this is Hojo and like hell he’s letting his prize specimen out of his grubby hands.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,044 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Prof. Hojo, Sephiroth - Complete
Professor Hojo vs the ShinRa Accounting Department by Aerika S reviews
New beakers? 100 gil. The latest model microscope? 2000 gil. Turning your son into a sanity impaired megalomaniac hellbent on blowing up the Planet? Priceless. But you still have to itemize.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,064 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/5/2005 - Prof. Hojo, Sephiroth
The Misunderstood Yeti by Still Anonymous reviews
A day in the life of NastyScar, a much maligned yeti of Icewind Dale, who meets a strange but eminently edible girl with red hair, and an illtempered drow elf.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,161 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/14/2004 - Catti-brie, Drizzt D. - Complete
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Breakfast Will Now Be Proceeded By Paranoia reviews
The Dursleys take their dear little Duddy-kins out for the day, leaving Harry to some R&R time. Whoops, did I say R&R? I meant getting-projectile-food-shot-at-him time. Craaaaaaaaaaaaaaack one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Strawberry Annoyance reviews
England and France are at a supermarket, arguing, as usual. Then, there's that little bet Arthur made with Alfred, just to make things a little more difficult for the island nation. Human names. Suggested FrUk?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,805 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 9/17/2010 - England/Britain, France - Complete
The Story of an Ugly Vampire reviews
Spoiler: EVERYONE DIES. And it's a happy ending. Broccoli.
Crossover - Final Fantasy VII & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Sephiroth, Edward - Complete