SasorioftheRedSand00
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Hello. I am SasorioftheRedSand00. I belong to a cosplay group named Funny-No-Jutsu. I cosplay Sasori, Light, and Tsukune.

If you hear voices in your head and know that they are real put this on your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've ever sung a song you hated so much, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventalated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile

If you love Naruto so much you wish the characters were real so you could be one of them, copy and paste this on your profile (YES!!)

If you have ever had an argument with yourself and LOST, copy and paste this on you profile

If you have ever zoned out for five consecutive minutes copy this on your profile (my record is 30)

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you were going to say it copy this on your profile

If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head against a desk for no reason copy this on your profile

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the conversation copy this on your profile

If you ever dream about somethng so stupid you wish it never come true copy and paste this on your profile

If, with no warning, laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, copy this on your profile

If you have ever thrown something at a TV screen when you saw a character you despised, copy and paste this on your profile (a hammer)

If your profile is long, copy this onto it to make it even longer

If you have ever dreamed about being an Anime Character, copy and paste this into your profile

If you avoid teen fads and don't live your life according to others copy and paste this.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever wanted to kill someone (albeit a man in a purple and green dinosaur suit known as 'Barney the Dinosaur', any sound-nin from Naruto, George Bush, Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, or any other fool) then realized murder is illegal then copy and paste this into your profile (Murder's Illegal? 0.o)

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile. (Sparkles!!)

If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever did something really embarassing and wish it never happen, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you drive your family and friends insane with anime talk, copy and paste this into your profile. (I annoy the piss out of my mom with it.)

If you think that Sasuke should have died along with Deidara...paste this into your profile. (Die, Sasuke, die)

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you are insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever ran into a door, paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, StarDragon411, Mystic Katt, TrueThinker, Softballgirl9411,Witchdoctor42, zara2148,Danni Lea, SadieYuki, felinerx, Miyuki Sohma,No-Idea-For-A-Name, CrimsonTearsXDeidara,SasorioftheRedSand00

If you are over the age of 12 and still watch nickelodeon, and are proud of it, copy this into your profile!

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

wowlookatthisimtypingthisveryoddlinebreakifyoucanreaditcopyandpasteyousmartperson

If you can raed tihs, cnorgadluatoins! you are one of the samrt peploe who dno't need to look at the wrod idniviudlaly, but as a wolhe! Olny samrt poelpe can raed tihs bceuase tehy are good raedres. Msot good raedres can raed wrdos wehn the frist and lsat ltetres of the wrod are the smae, and tehre are the smae auomnt of lteters in the wrod...if you could read that, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever tried using hand signs or made scrolls to do jutsu, copy and paste this into your profile (alot of times...)

One last thing, Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, loop-de-loop-ride, Majestic Moon, Wingg-ed Wolf, Danni Lea, SadieYuki, felinerx, Miyuki Sohma, HirataSan,No-Idea-For-A-Name, CrimsonTearsXDeidara, SasorioftheRedSand00

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped up the stairs copy this into your profile.

92 percent of teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off. XD

Anime is Life. Manga is life. Life is good. Parents suck for not buying you more life. If you agree, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you ever had a crush on one of your friends copy this into your profile

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE

If you don't know why people can't get it through their heads that members of the opposite sex can just be friends, copy and paste this into your profile (I know right!)

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile

If you think that it would be fun to be a cartoon, copy this message into your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile. (Older Sakura! glomps)

If you think Sakura is USELESS!! and should be killed off, copy and paste this into your profile. (In Naruto, yes. In Naruto Shippuden, no)

If you've ever wondered what Kisame would taste like as Sushi, copy and paste this into your profile.

This Is A Little Test.

1. Are you in love?

yes

2. If so, what is their name?

I'd rather not say

3. Do you like yaoi?

NO!!

4. Do you like yuri?

HELL YEAH!

5. What month were you born?

June

6. Who is your favorite male Naruto character?

Sasori, Naruto

7. Who is your favorite female Naruto character?

Older Sakura

8. Do you like hentai?

A little...

9. Are you a girl or a boy?

Boy

10. Do you like InuYasha or Naruto better?

NARUTO! NARUTO!

11. Do you like Bleach or Naruto better?

again... NARUTO! NARUTO!

12. Are your parents together or divorced?

Apart...

13. Do you like Sasuke Uchiha?

NO he's an ass, his hair looks like a chicken's ass and...that's it.

14. Did you answer all the questions honestly?

Maybeh.

If your part of the WE HATE KARIN CLUB post your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX, I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Angel of Cherry Blossoms, Cherrilatina, CherryBlossoms16, Rayray, Sakura the lover, Sasusakufan2357, Lina Mistress of Elements, xnarutoxrocksx, uchihasakurah26, Nokas-Kokas, NorthernLights25, KunoichruleALL, kawaiiblossom94, dera-chan, Mai-'-Kawaii-Ai, Ebil Chameleon you.broke.a.promise., XweaponsXmistressX, Sakura-Sasuke-love-em', SASUXSAKUFREAK, PinkBlossem, Shadow Princess, CherryBlossoms, Hinatakura, Sakuranata, uchihasakura285, KuroHime27, fumiko-chan, XEmerald Goddess Of The NightX, xMulticolored, No-Idea-For-A-Name, CrimsonTearsXDeidara, SasorioftheRedSand00

Sing in the tune of "I love you, you love me"

I love you

You love me

Let's go out and KILL KARIN

With a 'death bomb'

Bang! Boom!

KARIN'S ON THE FLOOR

No more stupid ugly WHORE!!

And this is for the people who hate racism

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)?

Sasori of the red sand.

2. What is your favorite pairing(s)?

naruxsaku kibaxhina

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan?

why do you need to know?

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times?

...Yes... Naruto and Sasori

5. Have any Naruto merchanidice?

Yes Leaf and sand headbands, Naruto and garra plushies, and cards.

Have you ever felt that you are destined to be with a Naruto character?

Older Sakura!

7. NaruHina or KibaHina?

Kibahina!

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru?

neither Narusaku all the way!

9. Which team is your favorite?

Team 7! all except for Sasuke

10. Do you support the Obito theory? (Tobi=Obito)

NO!! HE's MANDARA! all you people still living with your mom's who thinks he's obitio can suck it!

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory

DUH!

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member?

Sasori

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke?

Death to Mr. Ducky-butt head! pulls out a butcher's knife

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)?

Yes so screw off!

15. Have you read all the chapters so far?

YEP!

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD?

No he has ADOS. (attention deficiet OH! SHINY!)

17. Sub or dub?

Dub

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura?

Anti young Sakura! Pro Older Sakura

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny?

Tobi ish full of awesomeness and candeh!

20. Do you even know who Tobi is?

YESH!

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd?

UGLY NERD!

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser?

Itachi.

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome?

AWESOME!

24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how?

Sasori, just to see him be happy and meybeh eat a cupcake would make my day

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics?

YESH!

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics?

yep.

27. Do you like lemons?

yes...yes i do...

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters?

My mom does.

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series?

LOG! LOG! LOG! LOG!

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes?

Orochimaru believes in miracles. XD

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto?

Yep :D

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it?

I draw Naruto but hardly any one knows it.

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?'

Yep.

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades?

yes, I used to have good grades and honor roll...now its b's and c's and no bunnies.

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto?

ummmm...yes.

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise?

I arlready have...in my dreams GIMMIE TEH BOOK!

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory?

NO omg you people are retards

38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery.

yes, two picures one of Garra and one of Trobi, zetsu and Itachi.

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal?

Again... DIE SASUKE!!

40. Do you have a Naruto oc?

Yes Kazzegie Uzumaki.

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life?

Yep he rules my life from teh little panel in meh head.

Stabs from a blade reviews
A small boy Named Kazzegie has a pretty normal life. Then everything falls apart and he becomes his own worst nightmare
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Naruto U.