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 Okay what am I supposed to put here? Stuff about me? Okay... 1. I AM A FEMALE! 2. I HAVE A FANFICTION.NET ACCOUNT! 3. I LIKE TO STATE THE OBVIOUS! 4. Metalocalypse Kicks ass! 5. A friend has got me obsessed with Naruto now!! 6. I really don't know what to put here... 7. I LIKE THE NUMBER SEVEN!! Okay please read my stories!! I/we have worked very hard on them :D My user name was taken from a quote said by Toki Wartooth from Dethklok... I do not own the quote blahblahblah I just found it hilarious! :) |
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Love is Brutal by gossamernomore reviews
What frightened them were the things that lived in their minds, Toki realized; things they still loved, despite the horror and terror that laced that love. Skwisgaar x Toki, don't like don't read.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 51,184 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 1/9/2012 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Toki W., Skwisgaar S.
Slave to the Grind by gossamernomore reviews
Ongoing collection of Preklok, Earlyklok, and Flashback fics. Rated Mature overall, but each story will include its own warnings. Most pairings are Skwisgaar x Toki and/or Charles/Pickles.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,367 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Complete
The Hokage's Will by Airheaded dude reviews
The aftermath of Pain’s attack left Tsunade in comatose, Danzo's plot of becoming Hokage is thwarted by Naruto himself. With the doubts that the Lord of Fire has placed on Danzo, Naruto is suddenly left inheriting the mantle of Hokage before the Summit.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 122,798 - Reviews: 1773 - Favs: 4,508 - Follows: 3,809 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Naruto U.
TimeMachineKlok by MildlyInsane reviews
Skwisgaar has the Klokateers build him a time machine, but when he goes back in time and meets child-Toki, he risks changing not only the past, but the present as well... Rated T for a few swear words and the mention of drinking alcohol.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,487 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Skwisgaar S., Toki W. - Complete
Lapse by gossamernomore reviews
S/T featuring feral!Toki. I don't own Metalocalypse so don't sue.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Toki W., Skwisgaar S. - Complete
Seal Shatter by Quill of Molliemon reviews
AU/AR, mid-Chuunin Exams on. Orochimaru fails to seal the Kyuubi's chakra in the Forest of Death. Naruto interferes with Sasuke's curse mark. And what's wrong with the Hokage? Read and review, please!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 125,834 - Reviews: 2282 - Favs: 4,414 - Follows: 1,848 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 4/24/2009 - [Minato N., Kushina U.] Naruto U. - Complete
DethSorrow by AbelValentine reviews
Skwisgaar comes between Charles and Pickles quite unexpectedly- how will Pickles plot his revenge? Meanwhile; after the death of his father, Toki turns to Nathan for normalcy...but will his constant companionship confuse the singer? N/T, P/C and S/C.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,891 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Skwisgaar S., C. F. Ofdensen
New Roommate by LunaGoddessOf Foxes reviews
Metalocalypse fanfic...DethKlok is in for a suprise when they find out that their managers daughter is coming to live with them. Will the general carzyness kill her or will she make it to collage
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 218,143 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/20/2009 - Published: 11/28/2007
Fire Shadow's Son by Quill of Molliemon reviews
AU, post-Valley of the End. What if Kakashi made it to the valley in time? What if the events of the Kyuubi's defeat played out differently? How would things turn out then? Yondaime lives! Please read and review!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 94,769 - Reviews: 1354 - Favs: 3,430 - Follows: 1,526 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
MeetingKlok by MildlyInsane reviews
Metalocalypse, Dethklok. This is another version of how the band Dethklok met each other, then turns into a kind of Toki-centered random happenings at early Mordhaus... Features Ofdensen, Toki, Skwisgaar, Pickles, Nathan, and Murderface.
Metalocalypse - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,752 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Toki W., Skwisgaar S.
Floridaklok by Pirate Hatter reviews
Metalocalypse. Dethklok goes to Florida to visit Murderface's grandparents. Future pairings include Charles/Pickles, Skwisgaar/Toki, and possibly Nathan/Murderface.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,650 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/8/2008 - Published: 7/16/2008
The Drummer's Lament by Silvarius reviews
Follow up piece to Breathe Into Me. Pickles's thoughts after what happened to Charles. Short and angsty.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Pickles - Complete
Breathe Into Me by Silvarius reviews
Takes place right after the ending in the season finale, Black Fire Upon Us. Do the boys just stand there as Charles's bleeds out? One of the band members takes action to try to save his life, but who? A certain drummer perhaps? Read to find out.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,267 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/28/2008 - C. F. Ofdensen, Pickles - Complete
Cosmolocalypse by Li Johnson reviews
Metalocalypse. Ofdensen hires the band a new stylist, but how will her presence effect the members of Dethklok? Rated M for sex, drugs, and rock and roll! and pervasive language. more of ch.5 added!
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,708 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/9/2008 - Published: 9/26/2008
Stand Up and Step Forward, a Metalocalypse ficlet by LilyMoon'sAlias reviews
Spoilers for the season finale. The band is in danger. Their home is in ruins. What happens next? Disclaimer: Metalocalypse is owned by Small and Blancha. I make nothing from the stories.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,138 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/3/2008 - Published: 9/25/2008
DethBullies by MildlyInsane reviews
Metalocalypse. Dethklok. While Toki and Skwisgaar attend a middle/high school together, Toki has to deal with some bullies. Skwisgaar is unaware of this, but might easily figure it out when he sees visible bruises on little Toki. Please review.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,674 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/17/2008 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Toki W., Skwisgaar S. - Complete
The Fate of Ofdensen by MildlyInsane reviews
Metalocalypse, Dethklok. This is my version of the events which happened after the season 2 finale, Black Fire Upon Us. If you haven't seen it, and don't want to know what happens, hold off on reading this. When you do read it though, please review.
Metalocalypse - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,645 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Published: 9/5/2008 - C. F. Ofdensen, Toki W. - Complete
Tantrum by dbspug reviews
Metalocalypse. Murderface throws one heck of a tantrum. Light Slash.
Misc. Cartoons - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,512 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Complete
Sorries by MildlyInsane reviews
Metalocalypse, Dethklok. This is set within the episode "Girlfriendklok." Toki feels bad for beating up Nathan, so he goes to appologize to him, but will Nathan forgive him? Please read and review. Now Complete.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,598 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Toki W., Nathan E. - Complete
Dethchains by WildAndFreeHearts reviews
Metalocalypse: A collection of drabbles centered on a love chain of Pickles, Charles, Toki and Skwisgaar. Most can be read as single stories. #3 is up.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,597 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/12/2008 - Published: 1/23/2008
Their Story by MildlyInsane reviews
Metalocalypse, Dethklok... How Skwisgaar and Toki first met and, eventually, how they met the rest of the band. It deals a lot with Toki and Skwisgaar's friendship. NOT slash. If you are reading this, review it, please. This story is now complete...
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,337 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 20 - Updated: 3/28/2008 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Toki W., Skwisgaar S. - Complete
Bubble Gum by Miss Queen B reviews
Metalocalypse fic. Toki, Skwisgaar and a bowl full of bubble gum candy. My first dethklok and slash fic. Please Read and Review.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 34 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Complete
I Hates You by Pirate Hatter reviews
Metalocalypse. Toki describes his feelings about Skwisgaar. Rated for language and Norwegian hatred.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Complete
Narutos prank by Chaotic Brian reviews
Naruto prank phone call Sasuke
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
There's a bug, in the room! by Hakucho reviews
Metalocalypse fanfic - Dethklok versus a cockroach.
Misc. Cartoons - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Complete
Explosionklok by Ranekaera reviews
My own episode, Nathan Explosion/OC, with an ultimate showdown between the Tribunal and Dethklok. Winner takes all! The ultimate Dethklok movie thingy! If the tribunal wins... normalcy. If Dethklok wins? Ultimate darkness and metal! Ch 12 up! SEQUEL NEXT!
Misc. Cartoons - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,512 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 2/9/2008 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Complete
Naruto Prom by TheWorldEndsWithYou reviews
Who really is Naruto chasing?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Dethbrothers by Super Lizard reviews
Metalocalypse. Toki was the most brutal of them all. Rated for drama
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,044 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Complete
I Know by Lauren Wagner reviews
Metalocalypse: After the failed reunion concert Pickles has a talk with Charles.
Misc. Cartoons - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Complete
Naruto Sasuke by norain15 reviews
Sasuke accepts his feelings towards Naruto, but can Naruto notice Sasuke?....
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 34,802 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 11/6/2007 - Published: 11/25/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hold Me, Pickle by Lauren Wagner reviews
Metalocalypse: Pickles is woken up in the middle of the night
Misc. Cartoons - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/17/2007 - Complete
Costumes by Lauren Wagner reviews
Metalocalypse Costumes and family history revealed at a Halloween party at Mordhaus
Misc. Cartoons - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Complete
Feel Better by Lauren Wagner reviews
Metalocalypse: Pickles doesn't feel so good
Misc. Cartoons - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/13/2007 - Complete
Last Words by Lauren Wagner reviews
Metalocalypse: As they're about to be killed by 216's crazy brother Toki and Skwisgaar share some last words
Misc. Cartoons - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Complete
Hands by Lauren Wagner reviews
Metalocalypse: Toki has something wrong with him but Toki is there for him
Misc. Cartoons - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Complete
Bad Dreams by Lauren Wagner reviews
Metalocalypse: Toki has a nightmare and finds comfort from a certain Swede SLASH FLUFF
Misc. Cartoons - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Complete
Skwisgaar's Habit by Spurnine reviews
Metalocalypse fic Skwisgaar, alone, remembers his childhood, with something several degrees below fondness.
Misc. Cartoons - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,859 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Complete
Sabaku Valentine by SilverHunter reviews
Gaara and Kankuro and Temari on the Valentines day.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Model Planes by slashhack reviews
Dethklok Metalocalypse . Oh, yeah, it's kinda like slash. No sex. I'm apparently inventing my own genre: Um, Pslashcology? Toki's gifts to Skwisgaar are unappreciated...
Misc. Cartoons - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Complete
Clothes make the man by Melfina Lupin reviews
Kankuro is losing clothes left and right. What in the world is happening? Some swearing blame Kankuro
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/28/2006 - Kankuro, Temari - Complete
30 Ways To Tick Kankuro Off by kikofreako reviews
A detailed description of Kankuro's buttons and how to push them.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Kankuro, Temari - Complete
Naruto's Cupcake by soda-denial reviews
Naruto/OC. A small fic for Naruto's birthday.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
sasuke by TaiyoukaiKelly reviews
sasuke's feelings for Naruto. yaoi *being rewritten* Characters erased, plot changed slightly. Sex scenes will be hotter
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/28/2006 - Published: 1/15/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.