Lacks better greeting* Uh, Hi?

Anyways, I HAVE SOMTHING IMPORTANT TO SAY: To not make everything confusing, My former pennames were Pokemonluver1234, and Mossears of Riverclan. I've just changed my penname.

You are an Opportunist Seme!

Preying on the clueless is what you're all about. You really don't intend to hurt anyone, but if a bit of harmless manipulation can get you what you want, you're not beyond taking a little advantage of someone, which you figure is an even exchange for your companionship anyway. Not one for lots of drama, you are best paired with the Clueless Uke, who will appreciate your attention and never bat an eye at your slightly sneaky ways.

Most compatible with: Clueless Uke, Innocent Uke
Least compatible with: Badass Uke

Oh, joy. Anyone heard Monster by Skillet? Me and my best friend randomly broke into a duet of it during gym, and we decided to write a Death Note version. I'm going to put it here, but it's still in the making. :3

The secret side of him, he never let you see
He keeps it caged but he can't control it
So stay away from him, the beast is ugly
He feels the rage and he just can't hold it

It's scratching on the walls, in the closet, in the halls
It comes awake and he can't control it
Hiding under the bed, in his body, in his head
Why won't somebody come and save him from this, make it end?

He feels it deep within, it's just beneath the skin
I must confess that Light is a monster

I hate what 's become, the nightmare's just begun
I must confess monster

a monster

secret side I keep hid under lock and key
I keep it caged but can't control it
'Cause if I let him out he'll tear m up, break me down
Why won't somebody come and from this, make it end?

I feel it deep within, it's just beneath the skin
I must confess that I feel like a monster
I hate what become, the nightmare's just begun
I must confess tha

feels it deep within, it's just beneath the skin
I must confess that

like a monster

He's hiding in the dark, His pencil's razor sharp
There's no escape for me, it wants my soul, it wants my heart
No one can hear me scream, maybe it's just a dream
Maybe it's inside of him, stop this monster

I feel it deep within, it's just beneath the skin
I must confess that Light is a monster
I hate what he's become, the nightmare's just begun
I must confess that Light is a monster

I feel it deep within, it's just beneath the skin
I must confess that Light is a monster!

He's gotta lose control, he's something radical
I must confess that Light is a a monster

Light, Light is a monster
Light, Light is a monster

Name twelve of your favorite Death Note characters in any order.

1. L; 2. Giovanni; 3. Aizawa; 4. Matsuda; 5. Mello; 6. Naomi; 7. Near; 8. Light; 9. Soichiro; 10. BB; 11. Watari; 12. Mogi

1) Have you read a five/ten fic before? (Mello/ Beyond Birthday)
No, But it sounds interesting.

2) Do you think three is hot? How hot? (Aizawa)
No...And doesn't Aizawa have a family or somthing? XD

3) What would happen if six got one pregnant? (Naomi/ L)
L would have no idea what to do, and I'd be sitting there wondering how the hell it happened, with Naomi sort of being a female.

4) Do you recall any good fics about nine? (Soichiro)
Not directly about him, But Awkward Encounters showed one angry daddy when he saw L and Light.

5) Would seven and two make a good couple? (Near/ Giovanni)
No. but I could certainly see it happening, but...No. DX

6) Four/eight or four/nine? (Matsuda/ Light or Matsuda/ Soichiro)
Uhh- I'd have to say the first one, as MatsudaxSoichiro puts disturbing images in my head.

7) What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship? (Near & Aizawa/ Light)
He would probally take it as Kira doing it to throw him off-track.

8) Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic. (Giovanni/ Naomi)
I cannot. NOOO.

9). Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story? (Matsuda/ Beyond Birthday)
Not that I've seen or want to see. DX

10) Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic. (L/ Mello)
"Second is First in my Eyes" Yeah...cheesy... ._.

11. What kind of plot would you use for a three/eleven fic? (Aizawa/Watari)
*Chokes* I WOULD NOT USE THAT IN ANY WAY, SHAPE OR FORM. O_O

12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven hot? What about nine slash? (Near & Soichiro)
Ahem. No. But, I do suspect my best friend has a small crush on Near. :D

13. If you wrote a songfic about number nine, what song would you chose? (Soichiro)
Well, it'd probally be based more on The Last Name, but Don't Wake Me by Skillet. It'd be Soichiro lamenting after Light's death...

14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be? (Giovanni/ Aizawa/ Naomi)
Crack, insanity, OOC, and AU. XD

15. What pick-up line might eight use on five? (Light/ Mello)
"You look nice, sweet-" *Is punched by Mello*

16. Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight. (Beyond Birthday/ Light)
Hmm...Oh, the irony. My best friend and I have a BBXLight AU roleplay currently going on in Skype.

17) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? (Near & Giovanni/ Mogi)
He would be like: "..." *Slams door, and walks away, shaking head

18) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? (Matsuda/ L)
I don't even want to think of that, thanks. e_e

19) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash? (Near)
Yep. My bestest buddy. My other bestest buddy despises yaoi as much as anything. D:

21) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? (Watari)
No.

22) Would you write Two/Four/Five? (Giovanni/ Matsuda/ Mello)
No...

23) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? (Beyond Birthday)
I honestly can't think of anything. I've failed you, BB.

24) When was the last time you read a fic about Five? (Mello)
3 AM Last night. :D

25) What is Six's super-secret kink? (Naomi)
I'm stuck here. UHM...

26) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober? (Watari/ Soichiro)
I highly doubt it.

27) If Three and Seven get together, who tops? (Aizawa/ Near)
How the hell am I supposed to answer this? DX...uhm, Aizawa?

28) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two." What title would you give this fic? (Soichiro and L are in a happy relationship until Mikami suddenly runs off with Matsuda. L, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Watari and a brief unhappy affair with Mogi, then follows the wise advice of Mello and finds true love with Giovanni)

Uhh, How about "THIS IS STUPID, HORRIBLE CRACK."?! (I can't get over the fact it mentioned LxWatari. *shiver*)

29) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon? (Near/ Light)
Very curious to see what happens, although I'd assume L would be angry. Very angry.

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-Death Note Quiz-

1. Who are your favourite Death Note characters?

L, BB, and Light. :3

2. Name your favourite Death Note pairings.

LightxL, with a uke L, MelloxMisa, and MatsudaxSayu

3. Are you a Yaoi Death Note fan or a Hentai Death Note fan?

YAOIYAOIYAOI.

4. Ever cosplayed Death Note characters?

Yes, and quite often. I've done L, BB, a utter fail of Near, Matt, and Misa.

5. List your collection of Death Note junk and merchandise, if any:

Oh joy. DS Games, an L necklace, LABB, L, Change The World, a few Shonen Jump issues, and a L bookmark.

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Death Note character?

Maybe. But LightxL will prevail.

7. Near/Matt or Mello/Near?

MattxNear sounds interesting, mainly because I'm scarred for life after beating L's Difficult Sucsessors. Uhg.

8. Light/Misa or L/Misa?

AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH. I HATE THEM BOTH.

9. Do you think Matt's death was fair?

Double takes* Oh kira, if Camila's here, I'm dead...She's my best friend, and loves Matt. XD

I honestly think it was. He DID kidnap a reporter. Sort of.

10. Why do you think Mello helped Near out in the end?

Hmm...I really don't know. Maybe he knew he would end up dying, and wanted to take Kira down with him, and the only way to do that was to cooprerate with Near.

11. Do you support Kira's theory in making the world better by using the Death Note and killing off the bad people?

NO.

12. Your favourite Wammy kid?

Uh...Can I count L or BB? :3

13. Are you Pro-Kira or Anti-Kira?

Anti-Kira.

14. Have you seen all Death Note episodes so far?

Every one.

15. Have you read all the chapters so far?

Yep.

16. Do you believe Misa has ADD?

That's insulting to me, considering I have ADD.

17. Sub or Dub?

Dub. Alessandro Juliani sounds just epic.

18. Pro-Misa or Anti-Misa?

*shrugs*

19. Lidner = Near's side or Mello's?

Near.

20. Do you even know who BB is?

OH YES. AND I LOVE LABB.

21. L = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd?

He's a sexy nerd. Yeah, I roll that way.

22. Which character would be the best cross dresser?

L, Light, or Near in a miniskirt. O///O

23. Mikami = Weird or Awesome?

Weirdweirdweird.

24. Which character would be the best OOC?

L or Near, if they were in relationships.

25. Do you like Death Note fanfics?

No, I hate them. That's why I'm on here.

26. Do you write Death Note fanfics?

Not currently posted, but I have a few.

27. Do you like lemons?

Depends...If it's kinky stuff, it's usually not, And if it's not LightxL, no.

28. Do your parents know about the Death Note characters?

My Dad was like this at first: WHO'S THIS L KID?! IS HE SOME KID AT SCHOOL?

My Mom says I obsess over Death Note too much...But I don't care. ;_;

29. Have you watched the Death Note Abridged Series?

I actually watched it today.

30. Have you seen The Death Note fanflashes?

OHYUS, I'VE QUOTED SKETCHNOTE COUNTLESS TIMES.

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Death Note?

My friend, my friend, my boyfriend...Wow, how vauge am I?

32. Have you ever been drawing Death Note in school and has someone recognized it?

Ahaha, yes. And then they realized I was hating on Light. End of picture- It was torn. ;_;

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Death Note and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?'

No, but I've had my science teacher find my secret stash of L pictures and me having to go to the front of the room to get them, earning WTH looks from my classmates. Good times.

34. Has Death Note affected your school life and grades?

Nods head in shame* Although, my band grade has gone up, since I like to stare at my L bookmark, which I put next to my music, and it works. XD

35. Are you broke thanks to Death Note?

Not yet, but I'm not saying it won't happen.

36. Do you want to own a Death Note?

No, not really.

37. Do you wish the series had ended differently?

Yes. L should of been the one to confront Light, and change his ways, But in a way less cheesy then mine just sounded.

38. Do you draw Death Note fanart?

Some. I couldn't draw a shinigami to sae my life, though. I went one peroid trying to get Rem's chin structure down. I ended with a blank peice of paper. DX

39. Is Mello still sexy, even though half his face is covered with his scar?

Meh. I never liked Mello.

40. Do you have a Death Note OC?

No.

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Death Note has taken over your life?

I already knew that...Heh.

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