When Jaune's forged transcripts were rebuffed, his only option was to return home in disgrace or forge a new life in Vale. Opening a diner was an impetuous decision, being good at it a stroke of luck. Becoming the favourite haunt for students, teachers and criminals alike…? That was neither, but it sure did keep things interesting. Wasn't the civilian life supposed to be easier?

Jaune had always dreamed of being a Hero, of being someone. But dreams were just that; for in the world of Remnant the Class you are born with determines your fate. Jaune was born a Blacksmith, and thus that was his destiny. But when a strange opportunity allows him to change that, can a simple Blacksmith become something more within the Beacon Academy for Heroes?

Victory can prove bitter, especially when you're the only one alive to see it. With the world in chaos and everyone he ever loved dead, Jaune Arc makes a deal with the devil for one last chance to go back and change it all. But devils don't play by the same rules as humans, and Salem never did say how far back he'd go. Or how much deeper the war between her and Ozpin really went.

A requested guide to some of the more esoteric (and nasty) elements of the Premiseverse, from the viewpoint of the ever calm and polite Admiral Ahern. Set just prior to Ahern taking over 5th Fleet. Will be expanded based on feedback.

Slow burn Monochrome. At least it might have been slow if Blake wasn't high as a kite. Rated T mostly for Yang's insinuations. (Cover art by the one, the only, Dashingicecream.)

My AU retelling of the events in ME2, with a completely new take on Cerberus, the Shadow Broker, and the Collectors. Examines the themes of what exactly constitutes death and life, the line between revenge and self-hatred, and how small amounts of light can shine in every darkness. Not a happy ending. Includes my takes on Overlord and LotSB. Rated M for language and violence.

When Chloe convinces Max to make things right, something strange happens, resulting in a new beginning and a chance at a life together. With everything seemingly "fixed," the two are ready to live normal lives. Lots of fluffy "Adventures of Max and Chloe with friends" with a bit of "dealing with things" thrown in. [Artwork credit to MaiQueti! Links to her art in my profile!]

Forced to admit that Crocea Mors didn't feel right in his hands—no matter how he held it—Jaune Arc struggled to overcome this obstacle through the insane idea that Aura could become more than just the armor that protected him. Barriers broke as he pushed past the limits of what Aura was capable of, creating and forging his very own weapons from the manifestation of his soul.

Yang lost more than just an arm at Beacon. She lost her partner, her team and even her career. But more than that, she lost her dreams and the will to keep on fighting. But when old enemies reveal themselves, and a plot spanning Kingdoms starts to unravel, Yang will soon have to decide just how far she is willing to go to protect those she loves.

Weiss needed a significant other for a meeting between her father and some powerful business people. Sun needed a way to convince Blake to go with him to the school dance. Luckily, Blake has a solution to both problems. Sun pretending to be Weiss' boyfriend wasn't what he or Weiss would have ideally wanted, but how hard could it be? It's not like there were any feelings involved.

Because a universe without stories is just empty space, I offer you this one-of-a-kind epic saga about love, life, loss, and everything-in-between; with heroes, villains, and everything-in-between THAT. In loving memory of Monyreak "Monty" Oum (Born June 22nd, 1981; Died February 1st, 2015). Like so many others, I will keep moving forward "for there is no futility even in death."

Sans has watched as everything repeated over and over again. So has Frisk. Sans gave up a long time ago. Frisk, she still has plenty of determination. They couldn't end the loop on their own. But maybe, they could end it if they worked together? Female Frisk. Possible future Frisk/Sans.

Remnant. The word left a bad taste in my mouth even now, so many years after I'd woken to find myself in this living nightmare. The strong survived and the weak perished, trampled underfoot by those with the willpower to do what was necessary. My goal, then, was simple: to survive, regardless of the cost. Realistic character progression. Abandoned.

Ruby Rose was the one to open the door to Jaune Arc's musical solo, not Weiss Schnee, and as a quick-thinking, rolls off the tongue kind of leader, he improvised and made his song about her instead. Little did he know the milk-loving, cinnamon roll leader of Team RWBY was a sucker for chivalry and noodles. Not to mention Yang Xiao Long just loved playing matchmaker.

Jaune Arc, Field Agent of the VSS - Vale's Secret Service, or at least that's what he's been told. All he knows is that they found out about his faked transcripts, and now he works in the interests of the Kingdom. With terrorists on the horizon, not to mention a shady organisation and an even shadier group operating under Ozpin, what's a bumbling teen turned secret agent to do?

Yang wasn't used to leadership, but she wasn't going to accept Ozpin's suggestion of mandatory rest either. Not when it meant losing her spot on Team RWBY. If she had to lead a rookie squad of police officers against the White Fang to prove she could still fight, then so be it. Too bad no one told her the VSPR was made up of Vale's worst criminals, many of which she knew by name.

Ruby always loved her fairy tales, especially the romantic ones of noble knights and royal maidens. A pity hers doesn't fit the cliches so neatly, but that's what happens when you prefer guns to gowns and your Prince Charming is mostly that way by accident. Just who is the knight of Lancaster here, anyway? (A young girl's tale of first love, fidelity, and the fate of the Kingdom.)

Given the choice, whether to live a life of regret, or to challenge the Fates for another throw, a better throw against one's destiny? What was Max to do? A man who was wiped from existence offers her a chance to go back to that week and save everyone. But does one ever truly have a choice? Does free will exist or will Fate have its way? Rewritten please re-read and review.

Jaune was a hunter, hunting animals from a young age. Not Grimm, and never people. Not like the so-called 'real' Hunters he wanted nothing to do with. But when an absent sister asks him to help rescue a missing student, Jaune Arc and Lie Ren will both have to put aside their differences and learn what it means to be true Huntsmen if they're to survive the Grimmlands.

A series of documents examining an AU version of the Naruto world's history, starting with times long before chakra and ending up just after the end of the series, designed to flesh out and provide creepypasta to an otherwise silly world that makes very little sense. The Cerberus Files for the Narutoverse. Some disturbing concepts and imagery but nothing too bad.

Two generations of Vault Hunters have come to Pandora and still it isn't safe. That means the third generation will just have to be better to finally free Pandora from its oppressors. Basically Borderlands 3 with DLC content planned. Note: Story stops at Ch. 84. Other 16 chapters are background and character info.

Jaune had no interest in Ozpin's latest training initiative, especially when it pit boys against girls across Beacon. Cowardice or not, he intended to hide and wait the whole thing out. Leading the male alliance wasn't part of the plan, nor was becoming mankind's final hope. He was a coward, an idiot and a weakling. It was just a shame no one would believe him when he said so!

The Third Hokage dies stopping Orochimaru before he can defect, leaving Danzo a much freer hand to do as he pleases, and in the aftermath of the Kyuubi Attack, nothing stopping him from his long-held goals of being Hokage and strengthening the Leaf Village. Yet Danzo finds himself having to alter his plans again and again, and ultimately having to stand in the light he so despises.

Seasons 1, 2 and 3 of RWBY, told through the eyes of Russel Thrush and his team. Friendship, drama, (hopefully) some humour to build up some characters with a lot of potential who, at the moment in the show, are fairly 2D. CRDL-centric, but with plenty of interaction with the other teams. Russel/Yang ultimately.

In 2094, Chloe Price-Caulfield passed away, taking to her grave the secret of the storm that destroyed Arcadia Bay almost a century earlier. Twelve years later, her great-grandson William is poised to discover the truth at last, as well make as a startling revelation: he may have inherited more than just the family name. [A sequel to Grande Dame, so go read that first!]

It's been two weeks since Max made the choice to sacrifice Chloe. It was the right choice, rationally. It was the choice Chloe would have choose. It's just not the choice Max can live with.

When Jaune woke up back in his house with his sisters and family, all he could do was sigh. Every time he died he was forced to start over again, and this was what... the one thousandth time? More? If it doesn't matter how hard he tries, doesn't matter how much he fights. Then maybe it's time to just kick back and enjoy himself. Fate can find someone else to be its whipping boy.

Yang knew better than to look for love in a bar. She was neither foolish nor naive. But when a chance encounter leads to a meeting with a mysterious dancer that has her heart racing, it can be hard to resist. For Jaune, the life he wanted was that of a hero, but such a life required training and the money to pay for it. What is a man to do, but make use of the few talents he has.

An anonymous letter brings eleven people together in an attempt to change fate and destiny… or maybe to fulfill it. (LIS characters making major in-game decisions and providing commentary. Undergoing edits as of July 2017)

He didn't know the first thing about teaching, Hell, he didn't even know the first thing about fighting! A shame then, that his forged documents painted the picture of an accomplished and skilled warrior. Now he's trapped teaching students his own age how to be hunters, when he doesn't even know himself!

When Max returns to the future after deciding to do as Chloe asked, she is joyfully surprised to find that the result isn't what she expected. But as small clues pile up, Max must balance her nascent contentment against the seemingly impossible chance that her work is not yet finished.

A very human Jaune Arc fakes his transcript to gain admission into an all-faunus battle academy. Of course, with his luck, it doesn't take long before he's eyes-deep in their petty school politics (which may or may not be because of all those unplanned panty shots). ON INDEFINITE HIATUS.

Do you think even the worse person can change? That everybody can be a good person, if they just try? Do you think that someone certain they are destined to be the villain, can be a hero? Eridan Ampora is certain that a true villain like himself can never be redeemed. But when he somehow accidentally cheats death and ends up in the underground, his ideas are put to the test.

After emerging from her coma and revealing the truth of her recent experiences to Chloe, Max suddenly finds herself with a heart nearly breaking and on the verge of leaving Arcadia Bay forever. Now, it's up to Chloe to pull off a Christmas Eve miracle, and convince Max that sometimes fairytales do come true. [A holiday-themed coda to Riotgrrls in Love]

"There may have been no victory in strength, but Weiss Schnee begged to differ." -Blake Belladonna Cover art by the incredibly talented PatinFTW.

Jaune only had a ghost of a chance of surviving Initiation. Thus, he didn't. A little dying is no reason to give up his life's dream of becoming a Hunter, right? Even if 'life' is now a bit late... (Warning: morbid comedy. Literally.) (Now posting how it should have died.)

It has been a cruel, cold world ever since Jaune has lost his partner. Under a starlit sky, he once again tries to reason with his sorrow... and everything changes. Reviews welcomed!

Dust was humanity's equalizer against the Grimm, a tool with limitless possibilities – especially when handled with care. Jaune was but a child when he started experimenting, but they say there's lessons to learned, even in failure. Jaune's not sure why his mixtures are considered failed reactions though. [ONE SHOT]

So Chloe and I bought an RV. So Chloe and I left Arcadia Bay. Together. At last. The way we were meant to. Between now and fifteen months later when I start college, life is nothing but wide, blank pages, dying to be filled in. [Pricefield AU, Post-Ending fluff series. Rated M for some yuri-flavored lemons. A sequel to The Ever-Ending Sacrifice]

In a world where your allies can be just as dangerous as your enemies, sometimes it can be difficult for a criminal mastermind to find a little stress relief. That blonde idiot, Jaune, was just unimportant enough, just malleable enough, to be a viable option. It was meant to be a one time thing, an easy lay. Emotions were never supposed to get involved.

Five years after Beacon, Jaune's still going home alone as often as not. An unlikely encounter with Yang may have just the solution- drinks, company, and a hell of a lot of pickup lines. (Now Complete)

At age thirteen, Max's powers Emerged. Identified as a Special, one of a tiny handful of people with amazing abilities, she is forcibly recruited and studied by the government. Though her life grows ever darker, she clings to one hope: to someday be reunited with her best friend Chloe. [Major AU. FederalAgent!Max. Pricefield. Rated M for sex, violence and naughty words.]

Frisk has been living with the released monsters for a couple of years and realizes they have never seen Sans dance. They want to change that. (Dancetale AU. Oneshot.)

Frisk is once again sent to another universe and gets involved with crime. Meanwhile Sans has to take care of a younger, quieter Frisk who has their own problems. (Crossover story with nyublackneko's Undertale Mob AU. Light Sans/Frisk. Part of the Road Trip AU series. Oneshot)

Frisk just wants to date Sans. Is that really so difficult? (Frisk/Sans. An After Story to the "Dreams of the Past and Present" series, however it can be read alone too.)

Chara suggested that it was time for Asriel to live too. When Frisk heard that, they came up with two plans. This is the second plan. (An alternate ending to the Dreams of the Past and Present series)

Now that Frisk has had their past settled it's time for the present to move forward into a new future. Queerplatonic Sans/Frisk (This story is a mixture of prompts but it's all chronological and will be written as a complete story. Prompts will be inspiring various things in various chapters. Part 7 of my Undertale Series) (Cover Art courtesy of dogpu on tumblr!)

A companion fic for "Time Marches Forward (Finally)" with scenes from the story seen from Sans's POV. I would recommend reading it first. For obvious reasons. (Queerplatonic Sans/Frisk) (Cover Art courtesy of dogpu on tumblr!)

Many questions, one answer.

Jaune tells Ren his side of the story of how a small accident with Ruby nearly led to an untimely death, and did lead to jumping out of perfectly good bullheads, shopping, and getting blown halfway across the harbor after being taken hostage by terrorists. And yet somehow he still doesn't realize the obvious. (One shot.)

There must be a limit to how innocent and naive their team leaders can be can be. There must be. But until it's found... (Oneshot)

A willing sacrifice derailed. A nascent love revealed. A town devastated beyond belief. When Chloe Price is given the second chance she neither wanted nor expected, she finds new purpose in doing the impossible: giving a damn about Arcadia Bay. [Post Ep-5 Pricefield.]

Professor Arc has dreaded his colleges and his students finding out his secret. Well, pray for your life Jaune, because the secret is out.

My idea of the scratched-off Hospital ending show in the code that was leaked after Chrysalis came out back in January. I can't accept Max letting Chloe die in the restroom, so this is my take on how things should have gone down. Hope you enjoy, and I hope you share because we could all use comforting 3

Ever wonder what the fall of Beacon's favorite fraudulent student-teacher would look like? Professor Jaune Arc knew it would be Yang's fault somehow... though he'd forget why soon enough. A gift-fic to Coeur Al'Alran and his story 'Professor Arc.'

Sans always watched the timelines reset. Because of a freak incident, the timeline was contaminated. A mysterious figure told him he had to go in and destroy the hate, but this timeline was more than contaminated. Everyone was dark, twisted. One by one, Sans must save the Underground, before the Underlord destroys him...but who is the Underlord? UnderFell AU

"i dunno, the whole 'good frisk, evil chara' thing... it just seems... awfully convenient, you know? like, if there's one thing i know about frisk... it's that they're a perfectionist. and if there's one thing I know about chara... it's that they're a perfectionist. how do i know this isn't just some weird game to make me care?" Sans. Real friends don't murder each other. Complete!

'Twas the night before Christmas and something went a little... wrong at Beacon. Now it's up to Professor Jaune Arc and the other staff to save Christmas, how could it ever go wrong? A festive Professor Arc one-shot for everyone.

Due to shenanigans on the Human-Counterparts' parts, Human Frisk and Monster Frisk have switched places. An AU of my Road Trip AU. You don't really need to read the Road Trip AU to really understand the story. You just need to know that Sans and Frisk are dating and traveling around the world together. Twoshot (Sans/Frisk. No Bone Zone)

Sans does some introspection. He hates introspection. (Part of the Road Trip AU. Sans/Frisk. Asexual Sans and Ambiguous Gender Frisk. Technically a prequel of "Where in the World are Sans and Frisk?". Oneshot.)

A collection of one-shorts and shots I've written for Undertale. Descriptions are in the chapters.

Dorian gets married to please his parents, despite his misgivings. But when he hears of the explosion at the Conclave, he feels compelled to go south and make things right. He doesn't expect Lavellan, or the complications that come with him. (AU, Dorian x M!Lavellan)

Sometimes, too much DETERMINATION is a bad thing. Will Frisk ever return to normal? (Set after "Soulless Pacifist" ending. Spoiler heavy.)

The storm came at last, demading a decision be made. A sacrifice be offered up. The choice, painful as it was, seemed so obvious at the time. But just when Max finally comes to terms with what happened and why, she understands too late the true lesson that she so carelessly missed the whole time... [Spoilers for Ep 5]

Blessed are they who stand before The corrupt and the wicked and do not falter. Blessed are the peacekeepers, the champions of the just. Dragon Age Inquisition retold like the stories before it.

Sequel to And the Meek Shall Inherit the Galaxy. On hiatus while author recovers from medical emergency.

Naruto looks on with a torn heart, as Sasuke propositions Sakura. Can he pretend to be fine with it, and what will he do when he hears Sakura's response? (Basically, trolling.)

Jaune didn't have to become a Hero, or even a Hunter. Not really. He could always have been a farmer or something. Pyrrha though... (Now with the multi-part Part Two: Oum Made a Farmer. Complete.)

Continuation of the storyline from Teenage Dirtbag and Wake Me Up When September Ends. September came and went, leaving Chloe and Max in a dire place. Where will they go from here, and where will here end up being?

Let me tell you a tale of a story never written- where Jaune Rose tended a beautiful garden he loved and resented, when Ruby Rose had her Fairy Tale Marriage that wasn't quite Happily Ever After, and in which Pyrrha Nikos was the spark that threatened to set it all ablaze by sharing a drink called loneliness. Complete.

Jaune Arc was the descendant of heroes who never had an honest chance to be a Hunter. Jaune was just a common criminal who never had a choice in the matter. Falls from grace are never elegant, and Jaune's is no different. A story told in shorts, with an emphasis on 'short.' Now complete.

"I want this time with you to be my last memory." And so it came to this. Max had a choice to make. Worse yet, she was now forced to take a long, hard look at the person she was, and the person she desperately hoped to become. And forced to say goodbye to the woman she loves, one more time. [Occurs in the RiL canon, spoilers for Chapter 4. *MAJOR REVISION DONE, 8-1-15*]

Follow-up to Teenage Dirtbag! Artwork by Inganah! Max Caulfield is headed down to Arcadia Bay for the Labor Day weekend. Her own troubles following her to Arcadia Bay, what new trouble will she get into with Chloe and their mutual friend Rachel Amber? New timeframe, set a year back, new introductions! Chloe's POV in Seattle, Max's in Arcadia Bay. Riot Grrrl Max!

Chloe dared Max to kiss her. A kiss that lead to a few more, while Max tried to figure it all out, looping back and forth. Repeated applications only seem to be confusing the situation further. [A goofy Pricefield one shot]

Life is Strange. And then it ends. Or so Max thought. She was so certain she had made the right choice, dying in Chloe's place, so that Arcadia Bay would be saved from destruction. What if the Universe had other ideas? (Pseudo-sequel/Alternate ending to The Never-Ending Sacrifice)

During an intimate moment with Chloe, Max discovers a "crazysexycool" new use for her power. She also discovers that you can't take away the artistic perspective from the art school geek, even in the bedroom. [Rated M for a fresh, Lemony scent.]

On the worst day of her life, as the entire world seems to be falling apart around her, Max runs off to find Chloe, and confess how much she means to her. (Brief romantic drabble)

Thy Dark Lord, may thy blessings rain upon me. May your sacrifice never be forgotten, born of your pain I rejoice in joy. With you watching over all of man, what then shall I fear? Who can stand against me if you stand beside me? With your tears of blood that fill my veins, I weep in sorrow and gratitude for giving everything for your fellow man. Amen.

Some men are not heroes for what they accomplish, but what they endure. Scars are born, both on the outside and inside, but they endure. And in the end, they are healed. A short one-shot about our favourite templar.

Warning: Contains spoilers for DA; Inquisition. The Herald wasn't chosen, she was the right person in the right time at the right place...or rather, some might say, the wrong person in the wrong time at the wrong place. Because some people just aren't meant to save the world, not when there's sidequests to finish.

AU. Humanity makes First Contact with the galaxy peacfully, and the resulting technological and cultural exchanges successfully obliterate next to all Renegade beliefs the species holds. This is the world of Mass Effect where the human race is one made up virtually entirely of idealists. Inspired by College Fool's Renegade Reinterpretations.

My answer to what the Reaper Cycles are really about. What if the Reapers weren't the pinnacle of evolution? What if they were the hiding spots of a post singularity culture that tampered with things best left alone? Now completed.

Champions aren't trained, they're made, through coincidence and hardships, potential is forged into ability. And as old and new conflicts ignite into something more, that ability will be sorely tested... T for violence and possible romance, not a simple retelling of the game, where would the fun in that be?

The Enclave and Napoleon and Supermutant Pirates, oh my! What do these three things have in common? Come in and find out. This is the tale of the telling of the story of a war in the Bayou and the Mighty Mississippi. What will your Navigator find at the end? Game Masters and Designers invited.

Heroes win favor. Bastards win wars. Mass Effect AU set in the Renegade Reinterpretations Universe. M/Shep Earthborn and Ruthless

One false step, and the Landsmeet was lost. Execution would have been a kindness, compared to what Anora has planned for Alistair. WARNING: Darkfic. Please see more specific warnings in story notes before reading. Dark Version. Alistair/Mahariel, Alistair/Anora. Complete.

After a hundred years, the Thief Hero finally reappears... and the fight against the Black Mage begins in earnest. This was started before Phantom was announced, so no, this is not about Phantom.

The war with the Reapers may be over, but Shepards war is far from over as surviving enemies use the deadliest weapon against him, love. A dark romance/action. Story picks up after the Catalyst gives your choices in the end of ME3. Updated 24/5/2012

When the Shadow Broker brings the Commander back, Cerberus is behind the colony abductions for unclear reasons, and a fallen hero of the Alliance who can foil even Shepard is at the head of it, it's just the start of a different Mass Effect 2... Complete

A species without Paragons is one with a sad and terrible history. Humanity enters a very different First Contact War, and Mass Effect as you know it will change. Warning: this fic may make you rage and wish genocidal retributions against aliens.

What makes a hero? His renown? His actions? His sacrifices? His character? His motivations? And who judges this? His enemies? His allies? The people? Or his friends? The mass effect main story as it should be. M for violence and potentially other stuff.

The archdemon is dead, yet the threat of the darkspawn endures. As such the shadow of the woman she once was, Lynn Tabris, travels to Amaranthine, to do her duty, to ruthlessly purge the land with fire and steel, to forget...