
Author has written 2 stories for iCarly.
Why did I name myself Trainwreck17? Well my life is kind of like a trainwreck. Maybe not a completely, utterly destroyed train, but it is pretty banged up with dents along the sides. and NO I don't mean how I look =( I am just not the luckiest person on earth. I always end up in sticky situations that seem almost impossible to get out of. At least I can't say my life is boring. And it's not THAT bad. I have fun, and life like to the fullest. I get through the tough times and end up on top, for a little while... =) And on the up side, It gives me better ideas for stories! =) Any way that is why My name is trainwreck, and the 17 is my lucky number. So sometimes I do get lucky! =)
All my storys will probably be rated T (or over). Only because I tend to swear a lot and some things may be provocative. I love angst stories that have happy endings! I also love Love-Hate relationships!
SEDDIE FOR THE WIN!
"Live Life on the edge, just don't fall off"
Random Facts
- I love youtube, I'm on it almost everyday
- I love love-hate relationships.
- I love getting quotes (it can be any thing, music, movies, people)
- I'm fascinated by other languages (french, German, Spanish etc...) I'm taking Spanish classes but I'm having a hard time learning it.
- I love my friends and I have tons who always ask me to hang out with them, but i get sick of them so easily, im kind of a loner except for my boyfriend (he can stay as long as he likes) =).
- I have a strange obsession with candles, i have tons.
-I love seddie from i carly!(sam and Freddie)
-I will not get along with you if you don't get my sarcasim
-I've had more detentions this month then all my friends have had all there lives (just found this out)
-I am a movie fanatic
-I'm the kind of girl who will not get scared at any gorrey, bloody, scary movie out there but I will scream at the top of my lungs when toast pops out of the toaster.
- I do believe in love at first sight and destiny but I don't approve of it. I think you should work for your relationship to work, its more fun and unpredictable that way.
- I learned all my life lessons from Dr. Seuss
- I was raised as a huge meat eater
- (i can't really think of any more) uhhh...I like it rough?? =)
Your Girl Side
You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.X
You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.X(Why shouldn't it be)
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall. X
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars. X (I use to have a crush on that "han-solo" guy)
You were in gymnastics/dance?
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.X (I usually spend the full hour in the shower haha)
You smile a lot more than you should.X (I am a happy person.)
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.X
You love the movies. X
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing
Total: 8 (I just want to point out that i am a girl, trust me)
You love hoodies. X
You love jeans. X
Dogs are better than cats. X
It's hilarious when people get hurt. X(...good times=))
You've played with/against boys on a team. X
Shopping is torture. X (I like getting stuff, but shopping sometimes bores me)
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box. X
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.X (Who didn't?)
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.X
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. X (this is true... but i did want to be the pink one if that helps my girly side)
you watch sports on TV. X
gory movies are cool X
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games. X
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear. X
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. X (These are all my favorate)
You love to go crazy and not care what people think. X (Why do you need to be a guy to do this?)
Sports are fun X
Talk with food in your mouth.X
Sleep with your socks on at night
Total: 18
STEREOTYPES
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I MUST be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I MUST do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I MUST only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I MUST be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm MIXED so I MUST be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I MUST be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love SLASH, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELLED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I MUST be an arsonist.
I'm a CUTTER so I MUST want to commit SUICIDE.
I have been to THERAPY so I MUST be crazy.
I have been ABUSED, so I MUST be an abuser.
"Boys are cheats and liars. They're such a big disgrace. They will tell you anything to get to second base...ball, baseball. He thinks he's gonna score. If you let them go all the way, then you are a little hor...ticultures studies flowers, geologist studies rocks. The only thing a guys wants from you is a place to put his cock...roches, beetles, butterflies and bugs. Nothing makes him happier than a giant pair of jug...lers and acrobats, a dancing bear named Chuck. All a guy really wants to do is f-orget it, no such luck. If you agree with this rhyme, copy and paste this on your profile."
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Quotes
Icarly
-ibeat the heat
Sam top half is in the freezer.
Freddie: She's either cooling herself or eating your frozen pizzas. Probably both.
Sam comes out with pizza in her mouth
Mrs. Benson: When the temperatures get to high the elderly start to die!
Spencer: Thats a creepy rhyme!
-ipsyco
Freddie: (To Sam) You've been gnawing on that duck bone for 10 minutes.
Sam: You're a duckbone!
-iwas a pageant girl
(after tara creatively breaks the board)
Carly:(to tara) You wanna break something eles?
sam: "Like freddies arm, Freddie's leg, Freddie's face?"
Freddie: 'Aww, sam? if your in love with me just say so.'
sam: Nyahhh!
Freddie: Nyahhh!
-ispeed date
Sam: "If a guy wants a date with Mama, he should ask me. And pay for it. Or he can just give me the money and stay out of my life."
-Ikiss
Benson: You put a dead fish in my locker, I handcuffed you to Gibby. Now we're even.
Carly Shay: Yay. Who wants lemonade?
Sam Puckett: I don't play to get even. Mama plays to win.
(Freddie knocks and opens Carly's door)
Freddie: Hey, Carly!
Carly: Oh, hey!
Freddie: Is Sam here?
Carly: No. Why?
Freddie: 'Cause I pulled a prank on her!
(Carly stands up with a shocked expression on her face)
Carly: You pulled a prank on Sam?
Freddie: Uh-huh.
Carly: What?! Are you tired of living?
Carly: So, what prank do you put on Sam?
Sam: (from outside the door) OPEN THIS DOOR!
Freddie: Call the police!
Spencer Shay: Hey, where've you guys been.
Sam Puckett: A movie.
Carly Shay: We saw "The First Kiss."
Spencer Shay: Eww. How was it?
Sam Puckett: Same as every other stupid teen chick movie ever made.
Carly Shay: It made me embarrassed to be a teen chick.
After they kiss and sam walks away
Freddie: Hey, (Sam turns around) I hate you
Sam: Hate you two
-ithink they kissed
(Carly pins Freddie to the ground, demanding to know more about him and Sam)
Carly: Tell me!
Freddie: NO!
(Freddie reverses the pin and pins Carly to the ground)
Carly: Whoa! When did you get so strong?
Freddie: Same time the voice got lower.
Carly: Did you and Sam kiss?
Freddie: OK, yes, it's true! Sam and I kissed!
Carly: Oh my God!
(Freddie helps Carly to her feet)
Freddie: I was bummed about not kissing anyone and I was out on the balcony and Sam came out and said she didn't kiss anyone either and we ended up kissing!
Carly: Oh my God!!
Freddie: It was just one time, except for the other time. But that might have been Sam's twin sister. I'm still fuzzy on the whole Melanie thing.
Carly: You guys are my best friends! How come neither one of you told me?
Freddie: We promised we wouldn't speak of it again. Oh, man! I've been speaking of it again!
-iwant more viewers
(Carly, Sam, and Freddie are reading comments on iCarly.com)
Carly: Insane!
Freddie: Unbelievable!
Sam: I know, can you believe this?
Freddie: I said, unbelievable.
Sam: Oh I'm sorry, I thought you said you were doofy and annoying!
(a sound is heard in the background of Spencer's live broadcast to iCarly)
Carly: What's going on out there, Spencer?
Spencer: Well, it seems our sign is so bright and dazzling, it distracted one of the drivers below. (another car crash is heard) Actually, two of the drivers- (more crashes are heard)...three of the dr- (yet more car crashes are heard) ...literally many of the drivers below are being distracted by our extremely dazzling sign!
-Iwant locker 239
Sam: (to Locker 239) Just standing next to it makes me feel like a princess..(takes a bite out of her salami) Salami? (to Freddie)
Freddie: No thanks, Princess Puckett.
-I hurt lubert
Carly: (on Freddie's newfound freedom) I thought your mom always makes you wear a belt, and never let's you wear open-toed shoes.
Freddie: Yeah, but since she's been taking care of Lewbert I can pretty much do whatever I want. Last night, I slept with my socks on.
Sam: So?
Freddie: Just my socks.
-iowe you
Sam: (crying)I don't like working! I don't know how people do it. It's horrible! Th-they don't let you sleep, or watch TV, or go online, and they expect you to be nice to all the customers! And I'm not even allowed to eat the chili. Do you know what it's like to be me, surrounded by giant pots of chili and not allowed to eat it?
Carly: I can't stand to see you like this. You have to quit.
Sam: No, I can't. I promised myself I wouldn't quit until I paid back every penny I owed you and Freddie. I had to clean... (gulp) urinals! Boys are so gross!
-isaw him first
Sam: Freddie walks in with a much deeper voice Dude, why is your voice so deep?
Freddie: I dunno, puberty?
-ipie
a bear comes out of Freddie's apartment
Sam: Oh my gosh, the bear ate Freddie! Bad bear!
She hits Freddie, who falls down then gets back up
Freddie: Never do that again.
Sam: Don't tell me what to do.
She hits Freddie again and he falls to the ground
-istake out
Spencer: Hey, little sister and her two friends who never seem to hang out at their own homes.
Detective Tragg: (holds up badge)Detective Tragg, Seattle Police Department.
Sam: (thinking she'll be arrested) Freddie, take my backpack.
Spencer: Uh, what can I do for ya?
Detective Tragg: I'd like to talk with the kids.
Sam: (loudly) You can't prove anything! (Freddie throws backpack)
-iget detention
Carly: Who knew getting in trouble would be so impossible?
Freddie: I gotta give you credit, Sam. You make it look easy.
Sam: Years of practice.
-ipilot
Carly: You know anyone but me would punch ya right in the head.
Sam: Which is why you are my best friend.
Carly: Good to know. Now why are you mine?
Sam: Because I'm a lovable person.
Sam knocks a kid into the lockers
Storys already up
Off the edge (In progress, Main focus)
I am Sam (Not in progress right now but will be continued either by me or someone else)
I have a lot of other storys flying around in this computer somewhere that will be posted eventually.