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Hi there! I am _ I live in Ontario. I am 12 years old and love to read! More about me …… I sing in the shower, I’m double jointed in my fingers and wrist I hate Saturday school ( language classes)I draw, I paint, and I also write a little YOUR GUY SIDE: You love hoodies. TOTAL: 9 YOUR GIRL SIDE: You wear lip gloss/You love to shop. TOTAL: 11 ( im a girl!) For God knows what reason, I have encountered countless people throughout my short 15 years that seem to have some crazy perceptions on what Canada is. Here are some unfounded myths debunked and stopped for good. Any non-Canadian (or even Canadian for that matter) who has some sort of weird belief about MY country, please read here and see if it's been busted. If its not here and you're unsure, Google it before you spread a rumour like that... 1. Canadians DO NOT live in igloos. I live in Canada and I personally haven't even seen an igloo, much less lived in one. 2. Not all Canadians own a polar bear/beaver/moose. I am just as likely to own a pet polar bear/beaver/moose as the next guy, whether he be from Australia, USA, the UK, China or wherever else you might come from. 3. Hockey is our national sport 4. It does not snow all year round, so therefore, we do not ride in dogsleds everywhere. Once again, for someone who lives in Ontario (6 months of winter), I have never once been on a dogsled, nor do I plan to anytime soon. 5. We do not say "eh" after every damn word we say. Yes, sometimes it is tacked onto the end of a question, but not after every sentence! Stop saying "eh" when you see us! 6. We do not have funny accents. Sure, people from Newfoundland have a different accent sometimes, but so do people in the UK, southern states, northern states (New York), China, Australia, and almost every other place in the world. 7. We ARE in fact a country, despite what the South Park Movie might tell you. It's been an independant nation since 1982 when Pierre Elliott Trudeau gained confederacy from Britain and the Queen. We were pretty much independent before that too, besides a few legal ties. 8. We do in fact, own motorized vehicles here. 9. In no way are we less advanced (technologically) than the US. Why have I heard that so many times? WE OWN COMPUTERS/SPACE STATIONS/INTERNET AND BASICALLY EVERYTHING AMERICA HAS TOO! 10. We do not say "aboot" rather than "about". Honestly, I am a born and bred Canadian to the core, and I've never once heard ANYONE say "aboot" that was being serious about it. 11. Our police forces do not simply consist of the RCMP (Royal Canadian Mounted Police or "Mounties"). We do in fact have police men in cars with blue uniforms and guns, just like you do. 12. We do not get different movies than the USA, and our film industry does not suck. We have a lot of Canadian movies, and I think people need to lay off Canada's entertainment industry. 13. Everyone in Quebec does not speak French! Yes, it is the French province, but having travelled there many times before, I know that there are still some people who speak only English! And not ALL Canadians can speak fluent French in the first place! So I hope this clears up misconceptions, because seriously people! Do some actual research on a place before you criticise or make fun of it! Being Canadian is something to be proud of, not ashamed of!! copy and paste this into your profile if you're Canadian and proud of it! Spread the word! You know you live in the 21st century when... 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave 2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a myspace or facebook. 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV. 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) You were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you're laughing at yourself stupidly. 12.) Put this on your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did. "Girls are like This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination. SUPPORT THE BUNNY! (\_/) For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile. If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile. If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile. If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile. If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile. I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do... If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. Chocolate chip cookies are the best!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!! If it drives you insane when you someone asks a question and you answer it and they say why and so you answer that and then they say why again and you answer that one and it goes on and on until you can’t answer anything anymore, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you proudly show off all your battle wounds (AKA, the scar you got from tripping on the sidewalk, bruise from a baseball, etc.), put this in your profile. If you DON'T check under the bed for monsters, but you DO check behind the shower curtain for monsters/murderers/Michael Jackson, copy this into your profile. If you DON'T check under the bed for monsters, but you DO check behind the shower curtain for monsters/murderers/Michael Jackson, copy this into your profile. Wear a pot on your head and don't do drugs to become a member of the Pot Head Club. If you are a member of the Pot Head Club and proud of it, copy and paste this to your profile. The Pot Head Club: Cuz Its the Only Kind of Pot You'll Ever See Us Near! 92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off! If you think the Cocoa-Cocoa Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile. If you think the writers of movie scripts that were once books or If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Vampiress19, PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld,Roxxi-and-Ali, Italiangurlinamessedupworld, treehuggers-nerds-Kayla-Jessi, Hersheybar66, May6578 If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile. If your like Sharpies, penguins, cookies, close friends, MSN, AIM, and the internet, copy this to your profile. It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then it's hilarious! If yoo cant spel too sav yoor lyfe then putt thes in yoor profiele IMPORTANT- Teenage girls who are NOT in love with Edward Cullen/ Robert Pattison are fast becoming an endangered species. If you are part of this endangered species, copy and paste this in your profile. Quick, we need sponsers! :D:D:D:D:D ( x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking ( x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were not talking. (x) You have run into a glass/screen door. (please. I've ran into the walls and doors that aren't glass or screen before.) You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. (x) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.( this happens all the time) (x) You have run into a tree. It IS possible to lick your elbow ( x) You just tried to lick your elbow. (x ) You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star have the same rhythm. (x ) You just tried to sing them. (x ) You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen. (x) You have choked on your own spit. ( ) You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it. (x) You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice (x) You just looked at it. ( ) Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde/has blonde in it. (x ) People have called you slow.( I take a long time in the shower.) You have accidentally caught something on fire ( ) You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek. You have caught yourself drooling. ( ) You’ve fallen asleep in class (x ) If someone says “fart” you laugh. (x ) You just laughed. (x) Sometimes you just stop thinking (x) You tell a story and forget what you were talking about ( ) People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you You are often told to use your “inside voice”. (x ) You use your fingers to do simple math. ( ) You have eaten a bug. (x) You are taking this test when you should be doing something important (x) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it (x) You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand, pocket, head, etc. You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you. ( ) You break a lot of things. ( ) Your friends know not to use big words around you (other way round, actually. I love using big words and confusing people :D) (x) You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused (x) You have fallen out of your chair before (x ) When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling ( weird but true…) Dear Math, I am not your therapist. It is time for you to grow up and solve your own problems. Also, stop asking me to find your X. She is NOT coming back to you. Don't ask Y, just accept it. COPY AND PASTE THIS IF YOU AGREE PREP X You own a cell phone. ( I wish…) Total: 3 GOTHIC X Black is one of your favourite colors. Total: 1 PUNK X You can skateboard Total: 2 GEEK X You love the computer. Total: 8 ATHLETIC X You watch/watched the Super bowl. Total: 4 HARDCORE/SCENE X You like loud music. Total:1 I am a geek and proud of it! Sweetness This is really sweet... When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying. When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever. When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered. When a girl says "I love you." she means it. When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that. Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person. Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him. The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats. The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him. The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.". If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life. If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you. Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you. Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere. So get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity. Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress. When you were 5, your mom gave you a ice cream cone. You thank her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind. When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming class to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back. When you were 10, your mom payed for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class. When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thanked her by talking on the phone all night. When you were 14, your mom payed for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter. When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got. When you were 17, your mom drove you to the mall and gave you her credit card. You thanked her by maxing it out. When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn. When you were 20, your mom drove you to collage. You thanked her by saying good-bye to her outside the drom so you wouldn't have to say bye in front of your friends. When you were 26, your mom payed for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world. When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents became to children. Then, one day, she quietly died and everything you did came crashing down on you. If YOU love your mom, re-post this and if you don't, you won't care if your mom dies, will you? If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever laughed for 10 minutes straight, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that people who don't like PJO are crazy/stupid/losers, copy this into your profile. If you constantly forget what you're saying or are about to say, and I mean CONSTANTLY, copy this into your profile. If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile. If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and see if ohtres can raed it. if you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty If you could read that, put it in your profile. (\_/) PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE .eliforp ruoy otni etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI The Stairs You are a... CHILD OF ZEUS You like being in charge. 4/10 CHILD OF POSEIDON You feel at home in the water. 6/10 CHILD OF HADES You’re not that much of a people person. 1/10 CHILD OF DEMETER You own a garden. 6/10 CHILD OF ARES You often start fights. 3/10 CHILD OF ATHENA You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge. 6/10 CHILD OF APOLLO You’re very creative and artistic. 6/10 HUNTER OF ARTEMIS You dislike boys in general. 6/10 CHILD OF HEPHAESTUS You have a way with tools. 1/10 CHILD OF APHRODITE Every guy/girl swoons for you. 3/10 CHILD OF HERMES You like pickpocketing your friends. 5/10 CHILD OF DIONYSUS You’re the life of the party. 2/10 Okay! I’m a tie between….. PoseidonDemeterAthena ApolloAnd last but not least a hunter of Artemis |
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