BUG-SLAYER
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Joined 12-16-03, id: 504728
Author has written 2 stories for Lord of the Rings, and Harry Potter.

Okay. these things are suppose to be about yourself right? I hate these things!

This is being interupted by the exterminator's sister. 3 cheers for me (crowd goes silent)

alright you guys stink!

Right the bug killer really is a good person (outside of killing bugs and lotr charecters) and enjoys some of the finer arts such as punk music and delights in the indulgement of foods of which you know are not good for anyone.

please reveiw for her sake or i will go and chase you down and then ... rip...

to be continued

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Fairy Tales For the Mentally Unstable LOTR Style reviews
Once Upon a time there was a story in which two random characters meet and something happens. The End.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,240 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/31/2006 - Published: 12/9/2004
Harry Potter and the Nearly Half Blood Prince reviews
okay i decided i wanted to spoof the harry potter series, and for no apparent reason i started with the sixth book. rr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,758 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/20/2005