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![]() Author has written 8 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Warriors, Avengers, and Gravity Falls. Hi! Name-...Call me Thunder. Or Red. Or Pine. Likes-Pancakes, bacon, turkey, waffles, books, computer, books, books, and did I mention BOOKS? Favorite Books- Percy Jackson, Warrior Cats, Survivors, and Seekers Race- African American Mood- Confused Gender- Female Favorite Animal- Bear I am an artist in middle school. Age: Somewhere between 1 and NONE OF YOUR DANG BUSINESS. Have you read Starkit's Prophecy? Best thing ever...NOT Scars- The story I co-write with xJayxx. Let's be honest, without her, I don't think I would ever have so much fun in life. My friend risky: riskybanana Go check her out! She's super nice :) Warrior Cats fan Oath I'll remember Brightheart, I'll remember Silverstream, I will remember Goosefeather, I'll remember Mothwing, I'll always think of Heathertail, I will think of Tawnypelt, I promise to remember Cinderheart, I'll remember Leafpool, I'll remember Brambleclaw, I'll remember Lionblaze, I'll remember Dovewing, I'll remember Bluestar, Feathertail will be in my mind, I'll remember Ashfur, I'll remember Ivypool, I'll remember Crookedstar, I'll remember Jayfeather, I'll always think of Cinderpelt, I'll remember the many battles, I promise to remember Percy whenever I'm at sea I promise to remember Annabeth whenever a spider comes at me I promise to protect nature for Grover's sake of course I promise to remember Luke whenever my heart fills with remorse I promise to remember Chiron whenever I see a sign that says "Free Pony Ride" I promise to remember Tyson when a friend says they'll stick by my side I promise to remember Thalia when a friend is afraid of heights I promise to remember Clarisse whenever I see someone who gives me a fright I promise to remember Bianca when I see a sister scold her younger brother I promise to remember Nico whenever I see someone who doesn't get along well with others I promise to remember ZOE when I watch the stars I promise to remember Rachel when a limo passes my car I promise to remember The Stolls when my home is beginning to unsettle. I promise to remember Bekendorf whenever I see someone working metal. I promise to remember Silena whenever a friend takes one for the team I promise to remember Michael Yew whenever I see a smile that gleams. I promise to remember Briares whenever I see someone playing hand games. I promise to remember those lost in the Battle of the Labyrinth whenever I see a cloth in flames. I promise to remember those campers who fought against Kronos whenever I see someone go against the odds. Yes, I promise to remember Percy Jackson and the Olympians wherever I may go Heroes of Olympus Pledge I promise to remember Jason whenever someone forgets something... I promise to remember Piper whenever I see someone feel unwanted by their parents... I promise to remember Leo when I see someone run away... I promise to remember Annabeth when someone misses someone... I promise to remember Percy when I see someone refuse to give up... I promise to remember Hazel when I see someone who has made a hard decision... I promise to remember Frank when someone is different then expected to be... I promise to remember Reyna when I see a leader... I promise to remember Octavian when I see a ripped toy... I promise to remember Don the Faun when someone asks me for money... I promise to remember HoO wherever I may go... gods Pledge I promise to remember Ares Each time I hear of World War II And I promise to remember Athena Whenever I hear of a loom I promise to use the internet And I promise to remember Poseidon I promise to remember Zeus And I promise to remember Hera I promise to remember Aphrodite And I promise to remember Apollo I promise to remember Artemis And I promise to remember Hades I promise to remember Demeter And I promise to remember Hephaestus I promise to remember Dionysus And I promise to remember Hestia Yes I promise to love The Gods Entitled: A scary way to break up. I dont believe this, I'm a scaredy though. A SCARY WAY TO BREAK UP!!!!! DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!!!!!!!! One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important. Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful …….!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your ………….. life! DUMB ………………..!!!” He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub. Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder. Later that week, Sarah’s exboyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said “Goodbye Jason.” She cut his throat before he could scream. If you do not repost this with the title “1 scary way to break up”, you are a heartless …………..and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 24 ppl have broken this chain and died You have 13 minutes I don't actually believe this, but screw it! Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator ;D 1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" 2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. 3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves. 4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral. 5) MEOW occasionally. 6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly 7) SAY -DING at each floor. 8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons. 9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on." 11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?" 12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone. 13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space." 14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you. 15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones. 17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?" 18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!" 19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift. 20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers. 21) SWAT at flies that don't exist. 22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it 23) When a person in the elevator repeatedly pushes a button (such as "close" or "open") say, "Congratulations, you figured out that if you push the button 20 times, it works quicker." 24) When the elevator doors shut, assuringly say, "It's OK, they will open up again!" 25) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!" 26) Whistle the first seven notes of "Its a Small World" incessantly. 27)Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside down. 28) Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose. 29) Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side. 30) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.. 31) Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope. 32) Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body." 33) Put a box on the floor and whenever somebody comes in, say "Do you hear clicking?" 34) As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them. 35) Make car race noises when someone gets on or off. 36) Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you. 37) While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently. 38) Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it. 39) Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..." 40) Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't. 41) Ask people which floor they want, then say in 'Who Wants to be a Millionaire?' style if that is "their final answer." 42) Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting. 43) Ask, "Did you feel that?" 44) Tell people that you can see their aura. 45) Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..." Johnny Brought A Gun To School Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school, he told his friends that it was cool , and when he pulled the trigger back It shot with a great crack! Mummy I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye, I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another, and all because he got the gun from his older brother Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much, and please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush And tell my little sister that she is the only one now, and tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest, mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class, and never to forget this and please don't let this pass Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this, mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try, I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest, but mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest, mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack Mummy listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new, I guess I'm not going with daddy, on that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress Mummy I wanted to live, but mummy I must go now the time is getting late Mummy tell my Chris, I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date , I love you mummy I always have, I know you know it's true Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you", In memory of the Columbian students that were lost Please if you would, pass this around, I'd be happy if you could Don't smash this on the ground, if you pass this on, maybe people will cry Just keep this in heart, for the people that didn't get to say "goodbye" If you think that the PJO series is the best series ever paste this to your profile If you think that people who don't like PJO are crazy/stupid/losers/insane, copy this into your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate Luke and you want to be the one to push him off a mountain, copy and paste this into your profile. If you really, really hate when people tell you to read stupid books when you could be reading PJO, copy this into your profile. If your reading fanfics when your supposed to be studying for a major test the next day, and telling your parents your studying, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you're obsessed with PJO like me, copy this into your profile. If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile. If Fanfiction is to you what Facebook is to other people, copy and paste this in to your profile. If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When… You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor. There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!” Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes. When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses. You burn food to see if it smells good. You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!” You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon. You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo. (All members of 1d are secretly half-brothers, they must be) Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case… Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family. You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood. You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air. You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy. You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you. You think George Bush is a son of Ares. You know Muse is the best singers. Get it, the Nine Muses?? Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere. When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos. You get a Greek mythology calendar for Christmas. You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies. You sometimes try to control water. You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months. You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address. Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it on your God parent. (I do! I swear I have it! Just my mother thinks I am crazy..) You yell "Annabeth!" everytime you see a NY Yankees hat. You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video games. Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is a Camp shirt. You are a PJO character for Halloween. Recite lines randomly from the books. When you see/hear about anything mythology-related, you talk about how it was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it. Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related. You are going to the Camp Half-Blood in Texas You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes symbol. You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you. You have dreams about PJO characters/events You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket. That everytime you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword. Everytime you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor. You go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man. You find yourself praying to Poseidon for rain. Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!" You stuff your (ahem) Harry Potter books in the back of your closet so you have some more places for your PJ&O stuff. When someone gets married, you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera" In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!" You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?" When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream "JACKSON!" When someone dies, you pray to Hades to allow them to go across Styx for free, because they don't have drachmas anymore. You are known to scream names of the characters at random times. You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders incase of emergencies You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test. And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth. When you steal your friend's pen you believe it's justified because your dad is the god of thieves, and you thought it was Riptide and had to check to make sure Percy was still alive. You write PJO fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer. When your mom grounds you from the computer, you blame it on a combination of Nemesis, Hera and Hermes' little joke. You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks. You give all your siblings god parents You call the tough school bullies, children of Ares. The girly popular ones are obviously Aphrodite. You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win. You spend time doing pointless research at , just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site. You still think Thuke could happen. You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed. You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl. You think Percy's extended family needs extensive therapy. You have a countdown to the Blood Of Olympus (5th book) You want Kronos buried under Witchita, Kansas in a safe deposit toothpick box. No one will ever look there, and hopefully he'll be too tiny to bother the locals. Your mother thinks you need to get a boyfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession. You blame your little brother's desire to turn off your Internet in the middle of this review on Hermes' anger that you've joked about all of them. You imagine random unwritten PJO moments during class and laugh. When one brave soul unaware of your obsession broaches the question of why you were laughing, you try to explain. They think you are nuts because you are laughing at Hades' wild card of Nico. You think of creative names for Percy besides Seaweed Brain, such as kelphead16 because his head is full of help and there's an 85 chance he'll die at the age of sixteen. You wonder if you'll be able to drive a car come your 16, provided Percy saves the world, because of that. You know you're obsessed when you lose something, and say, "Come on Hermes!Give it back!! You think all the popular girls at your school are children of Aphrodite. And say to all the braniacs at your school if Athena is okay. You go on YouTube and look at PJO themes for characters. You read page 287 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head Your internet homepage is Rick Riordan's blog. You and your other PJO obsessed friend cracks up if any one mentions the word Canada or Canadians. You and your PJO obsessed friend start a fan club with only you two in it. You get other people obsessed. You have constant vivid dreams about the fifth book. You spend most of your time thinking what will happen in the fifth book. You jump up and down at the idea of LT becoming a movie.(MOVIE WAS IN A ALTERNATIVE UNIVERSE!) You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, PJO and use it in conversations. Your favorite quote of all time comes from PJO. You and your friend have "diss-wars" using PJO CHARACTERS When someone dies, you give them a sack of red rubber balls for Cerberus. Every time you see a guy in a wheelchair you think "Chiron!!”(I so did this) You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?" When your boyfriend dumps you, you take the oath of the hunters. When you burn yourself, you curse Hephaestus/Hestia. You put an offering to Demeter next to your garden. You go up to a teacher in a wheelchair and say, "I know who you really are, Chiron…" You say "Maia!" when you are wearing shoes. You checked to make sure your principal doesn’t have a tail. You know which pages the good parts are on. You suddenly love thunderstorms with lightening. You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear. You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary. You're stuck when figuring out who your godly parent is. You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again. You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards. You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes. Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information. You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue. You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it. The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?” You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat. You curse a god/goddess a lot. You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room. You know PJO better then most sane people. You have links to every great PJO site You add things to the list every day You know what you would do if you were Percy You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not Make all of your friends read all the PJO before you do anything with them. You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work(although I don't have a golden drachama) You give friends and youself a godly parent. (YEAH) You are trying to learn Greek You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip. You think of Percy every time you see a teenage, dark haired, green-eyed boy. You have an instant crush on Nico! You just have to research more about greek mythology You want to learn Latin (I'M LEARNING IT) You copy/paste this onto your profile Most of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your trying to get your friends to You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO Your friends (At least one), think you are obbsessed with PJO, and you agree You have one or more things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks you why, you tell them (happily, if I might add) You have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Daughter (Or son if you're a guy) of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god.goddess You’re nodding and smiling when you read this (and now laughing because of this one, it's so true) You own every single book You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list You call yourself a demigod (and so does anyone else who knows what they're talking about) You find yourself praying to a random god when you didn't study for a math test because you were too busy reading PJO You've called someone you know a satyr. If someone annoys you, you scoff and say, "Mortals" When you see the word, "RED" you think of Rachel Elizabeth Dare. You took the time to read this list. You've tried to send an Iris message. You are disgusted at how Disney portrayed Hades in the movie "Hercules". (The worst.) You almost fainting when you realized that Annabeth didn't have blond hair in the movie. When you found out that Thor was a demigod, you immediately watched the movie and read the comics. Rick Riordan is your idol. You are teaching yourself Greek. If your parents (or anyone else) annoy you, you curse in Greek or call them a vlaccas (idiot). You are devastated that there are only 5 books in the series. You've had dreams about PJO or HOO characters. You wish there was a PJO series on TV. You almost (or did) cried when Bianca died. And also when Nico reminded Percy of his promise. You squealed or "aawed" out loud when Annabeth kissed Percy at Mt. Saint Helens. You hate it when fanfictions mess up or when they pair people together that should NOT be together! You draw pictures of all the characters. You wish with every fiber of your being that the first page of (The Lightning Thief) told the truth, and the PJO series is real. (It DID tell the truth, PJO IS REAL!!!) When you were 5, your mom gave you a ice cream cone. You thank her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind. When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming class to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back. When you were 10, your mom payed for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class. When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thanked her by talking on the phone all night. When you were 14, your mom payed for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter. When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got. When you were 17, your mom drove you to the mall and gave you her credit card. You thanked her by maxing it out. When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn. When you were 20, your mom drove you to collage. You thanked her by saying good-bye to her outside the drom so you wouldn't have to say bye in front of your friends. When you were 26, your mom payed for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world. When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents became to children. Then, one day, she quietly died and everything you did came crashing down on you. If YOU love your mom, re-post this and if you don't, you won't care if your mom dies, will you? If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. 98 of kids would DIE if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you are 1 of the 2 that would laugh their heads off at the others. If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. If one part of you is calm and the other part like to stand on their head and sing theme songs,copy and paste this to your profile If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile If you think that Chip the Wolf should just go to the supermarket and buy his own cookie crisp instead of trying to steal someone else's, copy and paste this onto your profile If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile If you think that those kids should just let Lucky have his cereal back, copy this into your profile If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you say it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile If your part of the .0000000001 percent of people who does NOT have a MySpace, copy and paste this into your profile If you get a kick out of explosions, put this in your profile If you have ever gotten a song stuck in your head that you only know a few words to, and then gotten so fed up that you looked the lyrics up online just so that you could have something else stuck in your head, copy and paste this into your profile. If you already have a gajillion of these "copy this into your profile" things, copy this into your profile. If you still need the alphabet to remember the letter's order, copy this to yout profile. If you've ever tripped down the stairs, add this to your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, add this to your profile. If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile If there are times where you DO annoy people just for the heck of it, copy and paste this into/onto/in your profile/bio. If you've ever written stuff on your car windows when they're covered in condensation, copy this to your profile If you can think of at least one person you would like to push down a well copy this into your profile. LOL If u have ever dun anything stupid in your life copy and paste this into your profile If you ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile. If you really have no idea how this copy and pasting stuff started, but enjoy it anyway, copy and paste this into your profile. If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless (but fun), and you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have read every single one of these up to here, award yourself 5 points and copy this somewhere into your profile. If you don't like Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile If you agree that TV shows should never be cancelled, copy and paste this on your profile. If you don't like Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana/Destiny Hope Cyrus/Whatever She's Calling Herself Now, copy and paste this into your profile 93 percent (or something like that) of teenagers and children would go insane if the Jonas Brothers and Miley Cyrus were about to jump off a skyscraper and die. Copy and paste this into your profile if you are part of the 7 percent that would grab popcorn, a chair, and scream 'JUMP! JUMP! JUMP' If you aren't ashamed to do this, Please pass this on. Jesus said, "If you are ashamed of me, I will be ashamed of you before my Father." Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile If you've pulled a Percy: You've risked something for a friend or family member. If you've pulled an Annabeth: You have over thunk something, "analyzed" a person, or created a strategy. If you've pulled a Grover: You're not that good at sports, or you just don't like 'em, but when they had your favorite food, you ran like a demigod being chased by a hellhound. If you've pulled a Nico: You've held a grudge for a while, or lost a close friend or family member, or is just a little creepy. Or something like that. If you've pulled a Thalia: You have been scared of something, and sorta dodged it. Or you get really scary when you're angry. If you've pulled a Luke: If you've backstabbed someone, or you sorta double crossed them. Heh. I've pulled a Annabeth, a Grover, a Nico, a Thalia, and a Luke :) THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN THE BOOK AND THE MOVIE (Copyright to Max!) 1. Since when can Poseidon show up outta the water really huge and MADE outta water, then shrink? I went to a party, Mom I felt proud of myself, I made a healthy choice, I got into my car, Now Im lying on the pavement, My own bloods all around me, Im sure the guy had no idea, So why do people do it, Mom Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom Someone should have taught him, My breath is getting shorter, Mom I wish that you could hold me Mom, one message: dont drink and drive Post this on your profile if you hate racism(This made me laugh!) A black man sat down at a counter in some random store. A white man was sitting behind him. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you, sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Asian Complaints: 1. We do not comprehend the words “ching chong”. 2. WHATTHEHELL does “ching chong” even mean?! 3. Not all Koreans make nuclear bombs or eat dogs. 4. Just cause you see an Asian person it doesn’t mean they’re Chinese; they could be Japanese, Korean, Vietnamese, Indonesian, Filipino etc. 5. We are not all COMMUNISTS. 6. We don’t always eat egg rolls and when we do it’s like once in a blue moon. 7. Asian girls with long black hair HATE being called The Grudge or the girl from The Ring. Same goes for Asian guys and being called Grudge boy. 9. Dynasty Express and China King are not considered “real” Chinese food. 10. We don’t use THAT much M-S-G. 11. Don’t ask us to speak our language, we will when we feel like it. 12. We don’t know how to translate your name so stop asking cause most likely we can’t. 13. Don’t ask us to teach you curse words either. 14. Stop trying to pair up Asian guys and girls at your school and say they look cute together. Not all Asians belong together. 15. All Asian countries speak different languages. 16. Just because we’re Asian it doesn’t mean that we know karate, kung fu, tae kwon do etc. Even though we are probably capable of kicking your butt anyway. 17. Don’t say all Asian people look the same, that’s like saying all white people look the same, all African Americans look the same and all Hispanics look the same. When will you realize your stupidity? 18. Surprise! Not all Asians are good at maths. 19. Not all Asians are short. 20. Or skinny. 21. By the way, it’s VietNAMese, not VietMANese. 22. Not all Asian families run a nail shop although some of them do. 23. Same goes for convenient stores and laundromats. 24. What do you people stare at? Haven’t you seen an Asian person before? 25. Just to let you know, it’s NOT funny when you tape your eyes up and start speaking gibberish. That just gives us another reason to kick your butt. 26. Go ahead, make fun of us. We’ll just make fun of you in our own language 27. It’s ok for us to call each other F.O.B’s but if you call us one you’re asking for a beating. 28. Yeah we eat rice, so what? Got rice? 29. Don’t fold your hands and bow at us like you know what you’re doing cause honestly you look like an idiot. 30. Don’t ask if the Chinese use cat in their food, if they did they would label it “cat lo mein” instead of beef lo mein. They don’t use cat if you didn’t already guess that by now. 31. No…Yao Ming is not my uncle. 32. People from India are Asians too. 33. People from the Middle East are just as Asian as people from the southeast If you're weird, then you're normal. If you're normal, then you're weird. Anaditdaephobia- the fear that somehow, somewhere, a duck is watching you. Sarcasm- a way to insult stupid people without them knowing it. Oh? Rock beats paper? Okay, you try defending yourself with paper when I throw a rock at you. Don't steal, the government doesn't like competition. Sweetness This is really sweet... When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying. When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever. When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered. When a girl says "I love you." she means it. When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that. Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person. Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him. The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats. The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him. The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.". If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life. If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you. Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you. Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere. So get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity. Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress. Mary had a little Lamb, His fleece was white as snow. And everywhere that Mary went, that Lamb was sure to go. He followed her to school each day, t'wasn't even in the rule. It made the children laugh and play, to have a Lamb at school. And then the rules all changed one day, illegal it became; To bring the Lamb of God to school, or even speak His name! Every day got worse and worse, and days turned into years. Instead of hearing children laugh, we heard gunshots and tears. What must we do to stop the crime that's in our schools today? Let's let the Lamb come back to school, and teach our kids to pray. If you're a Christian and declare that Jesus is Lord, then copy and paste this into your profile! JESUS! Have you ever wondered: Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin... Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word? Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dish-washing liquid made with real lemons? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?! Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle)...in other words, send it to everyone. We all need to smile every once in a while. If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven. Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile. 96 percent of teens won't stand up for Christ. If you are one of the 4 percent that will, copy and paste this in your profile. Without GOD, our week would be: Sinday, Mournday, Tearsday, Wasteday, Thirstday, Fightday, Shatterday. Repost this if you are not ashamed of GOD. 1. Only in 2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places 3. Only in America...do drugstores 4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, 5. Only in America...do banks leave 6. Only in 7. Only in America...do we use 8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in 9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to 10. Only in America...do they have If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven if you love God and you're not ashamed of him, repost this and see what he does for you tonight Dear Friend, I just had to birds to sing for My Dad sends His love. I want you to meet Him. He cares,too. Fathers are just So, that's my profile. For now. I am working on many stories! I might do Teen Wolf, but right now I'm working on Scars (Warriors) and Feral (Avengers). I won't be updating Control that often, I've lost inspiration. It's a possibility I will do a Percy Jackson one. Rivalry is on hold until I complete Feral, but there will be a sequel to Feral. READ MY STORIES VVVVVV VVVVV | |||||||
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