Hey everyone who reads my writing! I tried to write a novel in middle school, which died because (gasp) it was in middle school. No offence to all you middle schoolers, what I mean is that your writing will develope so much and you'll get so much better that all your older stuff will be rendered obsolete. I also write skads of poetry. I have eight or so journals. Anyway, the most important thing in the universe is how cool Lord of the Rings is, and how incredibly hot (no not legolas or frodo or aragorn) Gollum is! We're going steady, but don't let that deter you from reading my awesome story things! DiScLaImEr: I own absolutely nothing, save my own creative semi-genius. None of these characters are mine except the ones that are. So the ones that aren't aren't. There. Now I can't get sued. Phew... That's a load off my mind.

Favorite Quotes: 1. If the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off. 2. Be the shoe. -Julian (Bean) Delphiki 3. Don't mob your friends, they might fall apart like chicken. 4. Peace isn't the absence of destruction, it's the presence of creation. -The Dali Lama 5. The oppostite of war isn't peace... It's creation. -RENT 6.Don't sweat the petty things, but don't pet the sweaty things either. 7. Comfort the disturbed and disturb the comfortable. 8. Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do. 9. If I had a nickle for every nickle I had I would. -me!

Best cheezy pickup line: Do you have mirrors on your pants? Cause I can see myself in them.

Best nerdy pickup lines: 1. If I were an enzyme, I'd be helicase so i could unzip your genes/jeans. 2. I want to slam you down on my desk like my homework and do you all night long.

Favorite color: The sky at 9:15 on a summer evening

Favorite numbers: pi, 13, 42, 8, e

Favorite songs: Bohemian Rhapsody (Queen), BYOB (System of a Down), Soldiers of the Wasteland (Dragonforce), Feel Good Inc. (Gorrilaz), Toxicity (System of a Down),

Yeah, I'd also like to appologise in advance that in most of my stories i say Ork. I know it's spelled Orc, it's just such a pain to edit it all the right way. Actually I probably spelled all of the names wrong. I just noticed one of my reviews said I spelled Boromir wrong. It's been such a long time since I read the books. Time to reread them again, I suppose!