Elizabeth, Darcy & Wickham were childhood friends in Derbyshire until a botched elopement ruined everything. Years later she must face the two men as adults and come to terms with the regret of leaving them behind. And discover that youthful feelings between she and Darcy ran much deeper than mere friendship . . .

Experimental potions apprentice Hermione Jean Granger is running out of time, options and allies. Forced to make some of the most difficult decisions, only one certainty remains: She will never submit to the Ministry's insidious Marriage Law. Going on the run, Hermione is labelled a Ministry Malcontent and receives help from the most unexpected places.

Her family's behaviour during the Netherfield Ball has Elizabeth hide away in the billiard room where she finds a certain book carelessly left behind. Perhaps Mary is right and reading is to be preferred to dancing...

A modern re-telling of our favourite Austen novel. Elizabeth doesn't take kindly to being merely 'tolerable', Caroline doesn't take kindly to having someone move into her turf, and Darcy doesn't take kindly to losing control of his life. Or, the one where Jane is a ballerina, Wickham is a reporter, and Elizabeth and Darcy go swimming (eventually).

After Mr. Darcy's disastrous proposal at Rosings, can Brighton offer a second chance? The one where Mr. Bennet sends Elizabeth with Lydia to Brighton, Lydia finds trouble, and Mr. Darcy makes a second attempt at a first impression. Add smugglers, a storm, and a baby seal, and you're in for a rollicking seaside romance.

Elizabeth Bennet, city/career girl, returns to her hometown after many years away and meets Fitzwilliam Darcy, country/farm boy. A Pride and Prejudice story, with the usual cast of characters - well, most of them. Somewhat canon-ish, but not completely, and with a few...twists. And turns. And flips and flops. How's that for vague? (Rated M for language and sexual situations).

A small literary coincidence puts Darcy and Elizabeth on a quicker and easier courtship path, but as it turns out, marriage is only the beginning of getting to know one's life partner. Can they open up to each other and build the bonds needed to survive a most unequal match between a young lady of little fortune and a member of the aristocratic elite?

A nervous Elizabeth Darcy invites her husband to her bedchamber after being indisposed. A midnight trip to the gallery inspires Darcy to enact a fantasy. These, and more are stories of Darcy and Elizabeth's newly married adventures, written to celebrate our favorite couple's passions as they begin their journey into marital life. Each chapter is a stand-alone story. Mature content.

Mr. Collins, the Bennets' cousin, is a handsome, amiable gentleman, much to the surprise of his relations at Longbourn. He and Elizabeth easily fall into a close friendship. Mr. Collin's growing affection for Elizabeth does not go unnoticed by Mr. Darcy, prompting new twists and turns in this classic romance. (Elizabeth/Darcy HEA)

Darcy knows from his Second Sight that Elizabeth will one day be his wife. Of course, Elizabeth has no way of knowing his assurance is anything more than prideful conceit. Darcy's certainty will bring much uncertainty before it brings happiness to either.

The bronze eagle doorknocker invents a riddle so difficult/strange/obscure that no-one can get into Ravenclaw Tower. Headmaster Snape grudgingly agrees to bring in an expert from the Department of Mysteries. Severus has the school's secrets and students to protect, and Hermione has a riddle to crack. HP fanfic written for the 2018 SSHG Gift Fest. As always, JKR owns everything.

A second glance at Elizabeth, and Darcy felt an immediate pull. In a library one evening, his guard dropped, and he couldn't help himself. It was not a lady's imagination that led a rapid jump from admiration to matrimony skipping over love, but it was rather the heated actions of both. Deep feelings tend to get in the way when hidden and can undo the potential for happiness.

Fitzwilliam Darcy is the CEO of Darcy Technologies and Elizabeth Bennet is his newest employee. Soon, the two start a casual sexual relationship, despite the fact that commitment-phobe Lizzy proclaims to hate the man. Eventually, she has to decide whether to let herself be vulnerable with another person, or keep her independence. Light Angst. Preview only. Now available on Amazon!

FIRST THREE CHAPTERS ONLY - Mr. Darcy arrives in Hertfordshire the day after Mr. Bingley meets Jane Bennet and her sisters at the Meryton Assembly. While visiting his friend's new home at Netherfield Park, Miss Bennet and her sister Elizabeth are taken ill, and Darcy receives some surprising news. (FULL NOVEL IS AVAILABLE IN KU UNTIL MARCH 2019)

"She attracted him more than he liked... and, he resolved to be particularly careful that no sign of admiration should now escape him..." -Jane Austen

After Mr. Bennet's untimely death and the cruel and unhappy marriages of Mrs. Bennet and Jane, Elizabeth is determined that wedding bells will never be her fate. So when Mr. Darcy makes an offer of marriage, she responds with an offer of her own - to be his mistress, but not his wife. Angst, HEA, some explicit content. NOT ABANDONED, JUST WORKING ON OTHER STUFF FOR A BIT.

Miss Caroline Bingley is desperate for Mr. Fitzwilliam Darcy. So desperate that she devises a shocking plan to trap the two of them together in a room at night. Then Mr. Darcy will be forced to marry her. But when Miss Bingley's plans go awry, it is not she and Mr. Darcy who are trapped together, but rather Miss Elizabeth Bennet and Mr. Darcy.

Sarah Williams stumbles into the Leaky Cauldron. She stumbles back out again with a Gringotts account she didn't start, a part time job at Hogwarts, and an awkward truce with the Goblin King.

Previously Bewitched and Beguiled... Mr Darcy's and Miss Bennett's paths cross as children and a decision made by both their fathers play a big part in the rest of their lives? Rated M for lemons. OOC AU HEA

When Elizabeth Darcy and her family are summoned to Rosings Park, they expect Lady Catherine simply wants her annual visit to be paid. What Elizabeth finds is a community suffering through the after-effects of disaster and a family whose relationships and prosperity are irrevocably linked to the dead. This story has been removed for publication.

This is not your mama's version of Jane Austen. The rules of high society in 18th century England have been turned on their heads, and our favorite characters are having fun. Warning this is an extremely naughty and ridiculous AU.

Darcy's life is changed forever on his 'Grand Tour' when he meets a strange count in Eastern Europe. After being mortally wounded rescuing Georgiana from Wickham's wicked wiles, Darcy retreats to Hertfordshire to hide his swift recovery. Fatally attracted to Elizabeth Bennet at the Assembly, he declares her 'not handsome enough to tempt him' but he knows this is far from the truth.

Darcy fell in love with the letters his sister's best friend Elizabeth Bennet wrote him while he was a prisoner of war in India. But her family wishes to force her to marry a wealthy man. Will he be too late when he returns to England? PIP

Instead of being silent after Darcy's declaration, what if Elizabeth prevented him from proposing. What if Charlotte Collins and Colonel Fitzwilliam joined forces to help Darcy and Elizabeth come to an understanding? This brief story begins at the parsonage.

Mr. Darcy doesn't really see Miss Elizabeth at the assembly and the story takes an unusual turn. A very unrealistic one-shot, my first fanfic.

Lizzy Bennett has been turned into a frog by a warlock. Only a True Love's Kiss can make her human again. Darcy kisses her, it works. So? End of the tale, right? Not with these two…

PREVIEW ONLY - available on Kindle. Mr. Darcy has an accident while riding his horse and with help from a stranger, he is able to return to Netherfield. But he awakens and does not know what had happened to him and can only recall a pair of kind eyes that haunts his dreams.

Fanny Bennet hatches a plot to get rid of her least favorite daughters in the belief that, without them around to vex her, she will be able to produce an heir for Longbourn.

A moving sermon leads to a random act of kindness that impacts the lives of the Darcys and changes the course of their story. What will be the final result for Elizabeth and Darcy?

Follows The Consequence of Haste. Jane Bennet is engaged, much to Elizabeth's surprise, but when Charles Bingley's heartbreak appears to be easing with his growing affection for Georgiana, will Darcy welcome their relationship, or work to prevent it?

Lizzie and Jane Bennet, two Chicago OR nurses, must deal with the arrival of two new surgeons and the impact it has on their lives. All characters and over-arching story based on Jane Austen's Pride and Prejudice. Enjoy

The daughter of a knight, Miss Elizabeth is resolved to dislike her silly mother's newest suitor for her. Fitzwilliam Darcy, heir to Pemberley, is equally determined to reject any matchmaking endeavors targeting him. But who knew the other person would be this attractive? (Sample Only)

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Darcy and Bingley are stranded in Meryton and become entangled with an eccentric cluster of sisters—The Nunnery at Longbourn. Colonel Fitzwilliam blows in. Mr. Collins writes Lady Catherine to come. Bingley asks Caroline to keep house and she brings a friend. Intrigues occur as the weather keeps everyone in village. Excerpt only, story pulled for publication.

While she takes care of Jane at Netherfield, Elizabeth enters a room she shouldn't have. In every respectable JAFF, this should end in a forced marriage, but the characters don't know that. A short story in two parts.

After her father disowned her when she refused to marry Mr Collins, Elizabeth Bennet found herself an unusual occupation. For the first time since she left Longbourn, a relative is coming to visit.

Lady Catherine, on her way to Pemberley, finds herself a travel companion and decides to be of use.

Overworked business owner Fitzwilliam Darcy meets Liz the dog walker (and student) whose sass & eyes he finds both compelling & a breath of fresh air. She appears to have a busier schedule than he, & Fitz feels cheated by time & circumstance. He is ready for romance, but Liz seems hesitant.

Or, a tale of five ladies & four gentlemen, Or why daughters should always be chaperoned while out walking. Logical Darcy meets practical eldest daughter Miss Elizabeth Bennet when he comes reluctantly to Hertfordshire in support of a friend. Excerpt only. Story pulled as has been published.

After a violent jolt into her magical maturation, Hermione finds out that she's blessed with a rare gift in the magical world: a soul mate. If only this revelation didn't threaten to endanger many lives and leave the outcome of the war hanging in the balance. *COMPLETE*

Mary overhears Mr. Darcy talking about Lizzy at the Meryton assembly, and she decides to take matters into her own hands.

Mr. Darcy's world turns on its head as he discovers at the Netherfield ball that he has misjudged everyone's motives: Mr. Wickham is more honorable, Miss Bingley more conniving, and Miss Elizabeth more resentful than he'd given any of them credit for.

For a well-bred British wizard, a Grand Tour is essential to complete one's education. Severus has been entrusted the unenviable task of ensuring Draco Malfoy completes his travels unscathed. When they encounter the lovely Lady Heloïse and her unremarkable companion in Venice, the undertaking becomes almost impossible. Regency A/U, SSHG

Sarah gets more than she bargained for when her therapist insists she start having conversations with her mirror. JxS inspired by the amazing work of Pika-la-Cynique and Subtilior. Upped the rating to M for later chapters. Part 1 of the Mirror Work series.

The final book in the Passion and Perseverance trilogy, Third Time is the Charm begins a few months after Beth has left the Big Apple for Boston in an attempt to distance herself from the pain of Darcy's betrayal. Just when she feels like she's finally moved on it's time for Jane and Charles' wedding, so back she treks into Darcy's world, but she doesn't come alone.

Prologue only. Being prepared for publication. Darcy is inexperienced with women. He is having trouble dealing with his feelings for Miss Elizabeth Bennet. This is an interpretation of PnP, mostly written from FD's POV. There are a few surprises, but it largely fits within canon.

What if Darcy and Elizabeth's match was influenced by outside forces? This story begins when our favourite couple's grandmothers make their presentation to society.

Several unexpected guests cause mayhem during the Darcys' first Christmas at Pemberley, much to Elizabeth's consternation. Meanwhile Colonel Fitzwilliam is beginning to have feelings for Georgiana. The first six chapters are posted here. The book is available to purchase in ebook and paperback form.

"The only way for immortals to understand the fear of death is to experience it through the mortals we love." - Jareth

Fifteen years later, successful Hollywood actress Sarah Williams strikes a bargain with the Goblin Prince, which then leads to interesting consequences with the High Court and one smirking Goblin King. Oh, and Jareth's family is full of lunatics. Dark, dark humor. Quasi dark Jareth. A 'dysfunctionally ever after' romance. One shot.

what if Mr Darcy had a dream of the events of pride and prejudice? would he change how he did things? would they still get their happily ever after? My first PnP attempt. comments appreciated. now complete. sequel in progress

Jareth shows up to laugh at Sarah after a horrendous blind date, prompting them to enter a mutually beneficial agreement. But then again, nothing is as it seems when the Goblin King is involved. HEA for you happy romance lovers. Crafty Jareth. Darkish humor. One shot. This is about as 'sweet' a story as I can write without throwing up.

Later, Jareth would look back on the moment just before her sudden and unexpected arrival to reassure himself that he hadn't made any wishes. Wishes always demand payment, and some wishes have far higher prices than others. Heavy on angst and fantasy, this J/S story has a slow-burn romance subplot, adult themes, and adult content. COMPLETE

Darcy's father had been reckless, self indulgent, and extravagant. He sold part of the ancient holdings and left the estates with vast debts. Despite years of effort, Darcy still owed a huge sum. Then Georgiana eloped... Completed work, posting three times a week

Hermione has loved man-about-town Blaise Zabini for years, but he's never given her a second glance. When Blaise chooses yet another society filly to romance instead of her, well! It calls for some action. Blaise's colleague Draco lends a hand. In his own way. Adapted from the movie 'Sabrina Fair.'

Regency Alternative Universe. Mr Bennet's leg was badly damaged in a carriage accident when Lizzy was 16. She takes over running the estate and her father sells it to her to avoid it leaving the Bennet family after his death. Elizabeth Bennet refuses to marry to retain Longbourn for her family, happy in her duties and family life. But what is she really giving up? FD/EB HEA.

*COMPLETE* After the war, Hermione and Severus share a drunken one night stand. Horrified when he realises Hermione was a virgin, Snape gives her a dangerous dark artifact and disappears. An accident at the Ministry throws their lives into chaos. Divine Intervention is a tricky thing and what at first seems a fateful mistake might prove to actually be the correction of one.

Set four years after their marriage, Mr. Darcy and Elizabeth are feeling the strain.

Georgiana accompanies Darcy on his annual trip to Rosings. As a friendship between Elizabeth and she blossoms, new problems arise and new faces appear. The two young women must learn to trust their hearts, rather than their minds, or be doomed to repeat their past mistake. Complete. Repost from different account.

Elizabeth Bennet cannot talk about books in a ballroom, but apparently, she can do arithmetic. A little light-hearted diversion at the Netherfield ball assisted by the stone-cold precision of mathematics (Short Story - Complete).

A miasma of discontent has descended upon Pemberley once more. Can Elizabeth use her wits and clever tongue to bring the household back into harmony? This challenge inspired one shot is for mature readers only.

Ill-conceived letters and a misunderstanding send Elizabeth and Darcy on missions of virtue throughout Meryton. COMPLETE

She's supposed to be celebrating, but Elizabeth Bennet is left wondering at the disgusting man eating her antipasto, why Charlotte is sparing him a second glance, and why a handsome stranger feels compelled to save her when Jane and Charlotte ditch her. Modern short story; rated M. 13 December 16: only the first chapter remains - see my profile for the how and the why, if you wish.

The impulse of a moment in Netherfield's drawing room leads to a more hasty proposal, and consequences that are painful, and humbling, and eventually happy. - I have removed the larger portion of this story due to plagiarism concerns. Will probably publish before long. Sorry!

Vilkas and the Dragonborn set out on a mission to avenge Kodlak's death. But having been at odds since the day they met and emotions already running high, it's not long before their companionship is pushed to breaking point and the truth of their natures revealed. ("To Break a Curse" prequel. DragonbornxVilkas, rated for adult themes, violence, minor gore, sexual themes. NSFW)

Hermione has decided that she is ready for a real relationship with the man who has been her dom at the anonymous sex club Snared Senses. The fact that she doesn't even know his name doesn't matter to her. Will she change her mind when she finds out who he really is? Quills and Parchment 'Scandal' OS competition Best Smut Winner.

Elizabeth stumbles on her Father's secret, his health is failing him. When Mr. Collins proposes to her after the Netherfield Ball she accepts in order to save her family. But what happens when she realizes Mr. Darcy is her true love?

When Mr. Darcy comes to Netherfield for a short visit, Mr. and Mrs. Bingley think it wise to mind his comfort and, of course, Elizabeth's.

Down-on-her-luck Hermione is working at a brothel in Ireland eight years after the final battle. One night an unexpected customer makes her an offer she can't refuse. But what will happen when they discover each other's true identities? Adult content; mature readers only please!

Elizabeth's northern tour is for a purpose other than pleasure. This is a short Regency AU exploring the idea of Elizabeth as a spy in counterintelligence.

Beware of Slytherins, even if they're bearing gifts. Especially if they're bearing gifts, as Professor Granger finds out to her cost.

While visiting Darcy and Georgiana at Pemberley, with her sister and Aunt, Elizabeth indulges in the library. Here Elizabeth finds a book that both enlightens and intrigues her. On Darcy's early return from London business, Elizabeth cannot get the book off her mind... Tasteful M,non-canon, One Shot (but a little lengthy!), First Attempt at fanfiction!

Snape and Dumbledore enact an old tradition in the castle, hoping to gain a much-needed edge. More-or-less AU starting at book 6. Rated for language and smut.

After years of fight and struggle, the Dragonborn seems to have at last found her stride in the world, and with a man she'd been at odds with since the start. But peace never lasts long, and the Dragonborn soon finds herself fighting not for the World, but the soul of a single man. (Dragonborn x Vilkas, standalone, "What Binds Us" sequel)

What if Darcy stole a kiss when he deposited the letter that morning? Mr. Collins discovers them. Elizabeth has not yet read the letter. How will she react? Will he walk away, like she expects him to? This is only a PREVIEW OF THE BOOK. It has been removed for publication (but kept here as proof of copyright). All rights reserved.

He loves her, not despite her faults, but because of them. EXCERPT: "He knew his feeling were wrong. He knew he shouldn't pretend to stay late at work to sit with her as she read. He shouldn't leave his girlfriend alone at a Weasley wedding to go swimming with her. He really couldn't help it."

One-shot. Miss Elizabeth, feeling desperate and reckless, cannot handle the indiscretion of the continuing proposals of Mr. Collins and scandalously compromises herself by kissing Mr. Darcy in Mr. Bingley's drawing room. OOC, AU, HEA

Mr. Darcy is shocked when he finds out that Elizabeth Bennett, proud creature that she is, suffers from night terrors. Despite their odds, he finds himself compelled to help in any way he can, even if that means abandoning propriety for the pleasures of physical comfort with his worst enemy.

Prologue only. TU published 5th April, 2017. Darcy's world implodes when his mistress declares she's marrying a duke and his Uncle Fitzwilliam, the Earl of Matlock, insists he should do his duty and marry to produce an heir. HEA but angsty.

Mr. Charles Bingley, lately of London, moves to Hertfordshire where he makes the acquaintance of the bewitching Miss Bennet. Miss Elizabeth Bennet, that is, as her elder sister Jane is spending the season in Town. To what lengths will Bingley's sister and friend go to separate the young lovers and how many lives will be irrevocably altered because it? (Darcy/Elizabeth HEA)

Elizabeth loves her job at Darcy Enterprises, a multi million dollar company with strong charitable ties, but she can't stand the man she works for. So how did she end up in his bed after the companies annual charity ball? Now edited and updated.

Having determined Miss Elizabeth Bennet of Hertfordshire to be an entirely unsuitable bride for him, Mr. Darcy resolves to find the woman he admires an acceptable husband of high station. Unfortunately, no one manages to reach his high standards for Elizabeth. Darcy x Elizabeth

Ch 1-5 1st 4 chpters & epilogue of the fanfic Via Luton, now published, wherein Darcy's proposal is immeasurably worse than JA's original. Ch 6 onwards, NEW THREAD, Ruth's story, in which Darcy's chėre amie, Genette, returns to Yorkshire to turn over a new leaf and encounters the sad Colonel Brandon.

When Bingley ignores Darcy and returns to Netherfield and Jane, Darcy decides he might marry for love himself, and Elizabeth tells Darcy what she really thinks of him.

First Lizzy had learned of Mr. Darcy's hand in breaking Jane's heart, and then he had offered the most insulting marriage proposal in history. Could a day get worse? Only if she were to be threatened at sword-point, tied up, and whisked away by a rogue, with only the world's most arrogant man to watch over her. Luckily, that wasn't very likely to happen...

Hermione seeks knowledge from a reluctant Snape in order to help the War effort. What she receives is more than either of them expected. Set beginning in Hermione's sixth year, continuing into a slightly AU post-DH era.

Mr. Darcy sends Lydia to school in the hopes of improving her character, but on the way to improvement, she might just find love. Sequel to: Wholly Unconnected to Me

Modern. Elizabeth Bennet grew up with these gangsters and drug dealers she calls friends. Unmotivated but determined to make her father proud; she's working towards a better life. Detective Darcy will stop at nothing to take down Wickham, who has been linked to the disappearance of several young women. Fate and a momentary lapse of judgment threw them together, but for how long?

Regency. Alternate Universe. Told in glimpses, diary entries, letters, and dreams; Hermione comes to terms with marriage to a deeply passionate, yet desperately confusing man. Companion story to The Farce. [60/60]

The deadly flower Nightshade brings upon many feelings of lust. This is a Skyrim story between the Dragonborn and Ondolemar. Please enjoy, all I seem to write are lusty stories /

The characters of Jane Austen's Pride and Prejudice in the setting of Star Wars. Mr. Bennet works on the Death Star. He and his family live on a planet called Longbourn. The story starts with a diplomatic mission from Netherfield.

When it came to reading people, Hermione Granger was almost always right. How did she miss the fact that Snape was gay? Written for cabepfir for the 2015 SSHG Gift Fest.

Bad luck, good luck. Sometimes it's just a matter of perspective. With a little bit of both, starting with George Wickham's initial entry into Meryton, the course of events take some different directions. D&E, J&B, Mary/Collins, Wickham/OC.

Professor Granger overhears some student speculations late one night.

Sarah is hit with a curse and the only way to break it is to get Jareth to tell her he loves her. Only, he must say it before Samhain. And he won't know who she is. Rated M. Sarah/Jareth. (Read the sequel: In Shadows)

What if Lady Catherine was just a little more rude, prompting Mr. Darcy to make a more Persuasion-esque proposal?

Louisa Hurst just wants things with her husband to get back to what it used to be, but on her way she finds a treasure, something that will help not just her, but everyone around her to find love. Well, everyone but Caroline, but not everyone can have a happy ending. A tale in 5 parts.

Draco Malfoy is the new Charms teacher at Hogwarts. Life is difficult as he struggles with his father and Snape, student crushes, Sex Ed, Harry Potter, a jealous Ron Weasley, cheating, an unseen enemy, teaching - and most stressful of all- falling in love with the newly appointed headmistress, Hermione Granger! (A/U, Post-Battle of Hogwarts, Pairings: Draco/Hermione, Lucius/Snape)

Albus and Severus realize that in order to keep Hermione safe and by Harry's side, an unlikely union must take place. AU after OoTP, but generally follows canon through HBP and major events thereafter. A relatively short SSHG fic, rated M mostly for language and also some adult themes in later chapters.

What would have happened if the second meeting between Elizabeth and Mr. Wickham was altered by Elizabeth gaining information that was not colored by her prejudice against Mr. Darcy? How would Elizabeth have gotten that information? A plot twist and a deeper look into the original story- most particularly the servant world.

Four years before the timeline of the original P&P, Darcy and Elizabeth meet during her first season in Town. Their brief acquaintance ends in disaster. Years later, when they meet again, the tables are turned. What will Mr. Darcy do when he witnesses the full effect of his callous actions on the young girl who had once loved him? Warning: dark satire, mature content, BDSM.

This short story is a "what if" variation. What if Georgiana elopes with Wickham, but comes to her senses before Gretna Green is reached. It is definitely low angst. Mr and Mrs Bennet are rather better parents than depicted by Jane Austen. There will be six chapters. I hope you enjoy it. The T rating is just to be on the safe side.

In which Sarah discovers the perils of switching fandom allegiances, and the consequences thereof.

While Elizabeth gets a bit of excellent advice from her friend Charlotte Collins while staying at the Hunsford Parsonage, it is the fact that the encounter with Colonel Fitzwilliam occurs a day early that changes the dynamics of her stay at the Parsonage.

Surely, Fitzwilliam Darcy had a plan. After he was given two coincidental opportunities, first Kent and then Pemberley, he must have realised that he would now have to be a little proactive when it came to seeking the hand of Miss Bennet. Unfortunately though, plans take time. Plans have to be co-ordinated. Plans can be spoiled by the unknown, unexpected and unfortunate - Complete

Hermione is convinced by a friend to join a website geared towards witches and wizards with an inclination for unconventional socialising. Titillated like never before by mere conversation, she eventually meets this man who has captured her attention, only to have her life changed forever. Written for the lovely TeddyRadiator for the Winter 2013 SSHG Promptfest.

When Severus Snape buys a new set of robes, he has no idea that they will alter his fate… by force if necessary. (complete)

What was Darcy really thinking during the events of Pride and Prejudice? Let's cut out all the speeches and get to the nitty-gritty! A P&P short story. COMPLETE.

Sarah obtains several goblin minions, much to the consternation of their King. There will be games and glitter, misunderstandings and pranks, and shameless abuse of candy. Dark creatures bearing grudges are lurking nearby; will Sarah and Jareth be able to move past their pride and find some common ground, before it's too late? JS. COMPLETE

He scratched at the back of his neck. "I mean, you didn't even like *kissing*."/ I didn't like kissing *you*. But the words burned unsaid on her tongue. "It's fine, Ron." Hermione patted the tome in her lap. "And I'll be here with my book. As expected." /Marriage Law/ SS/HG HEA...Always :)

What if a cruel fate threw Elizabeth back into Darcy's path before he had allowed her reproofs their justice? A short story and one shot.

Renown scientist William Darcy is tired of dealing with the expectations of a real woman. He decides to make a companion based on the most ideal woman of his acquaintance, Elizabeth Bennet, and he offers her the most unusual proposal. M for mature sexual content.

TWO-SHOT: "So—you're upset," he says with a nonchalant nod and discreet adjustment of his slightly too-tight khaki corduroys. She blinks at him, her expression alternating between indignation and incredulity and flat-out fury. He had been right about her being pretty beneath the intimidation tactics. HG/DM. (Companion to 'Punch Drunk').

"Friends with benefits? Our understanding." Hermione caught her fingers in her tangled hair and frowned. "No. That sounds complicated. Our… suitable arrangement? How about that?" / SS/HG HEA...Always :)

When the divide begins to break down between the Muggle world and the wizarding world, Hermione and Snape are both cast into an adventure to protect and prevent. How did the Muggles find out? Who or what is MSAVI? (mystery, adventure, romance, dystopia, EWE, hidden word game)

What if Georgiana had been at Netherfield? How would it change the story?

Hermione goes through a run of disastrous relationships, while Draco patiently bides his time. There is a fine line between patience and leaving it too late, however...

Sequel to Childhood Impressions. Misunderstandings sunder the childhood friendship of Darcy and Elizabeth. Now an independent young woman, Lizzy must work to regain her old friend – who has become the cold-hearted master of Pemberley. Meanwhile, Georgiana falls in love with her piano master and Jane falls in love with Bingley.

What was going through Lizzy's mind in that eternal moment between her rejection of Darcy and his retreat? Heated, fervent hatred and perhaps something else? Based on the scene in the movie adaptation where Darcy confesses his love in the rain. Smut, character study. Canon-compliant and period-compliant.

Mr Bennet intended to father a son, and the P&P story hinges on the fact that he did not. How might life have been different if Elizabeth Bennet DID have a brother? This tale is regency set, but my knowledge of the period comes from the glimpses Jane Austen has provided in her work. I have filled the gaps with my own imagination, so I cannot vouch for its historical accuracy!

Extreme AU. In a world where contact between muggles and wizards is strictly forbidden, where love blinds, and power is corrupt... an orphaned Hermione Granger struggles to make things right with the help of some unlikely allies. HG,SS.

Dr. Bennet, Lady Catherine's personal physician, has brought his family to live in the shadow of Rosings park to benefit from the attentions of his patroness. Headstrong Elizabeth seems to thwart the great lady at every turn, but for the sake of Anne, Elizabeth is forgiven–until she refuses to turn her back on Mr. Darcy.

P&P Variation: "He could walk away. It was too fresh, after all, to think completely rationally in such a situation. He could walk away, but Elizabeth – his Elizabeth – was standing next to Wickham. He could not walk away." Disclaimer: Everything belongs to our dear Jane Austen, to whom we are all indebted for such lively characters and compelling stories.

Ron's got a black eye, Snape's out of town, Hermione's exhausted, the new arrival is sleeping, and Harry finds the whole thing completely hilarious.

Thanks to Ron, Hermione accidentally puts on an enchanted ring. Thankfully, Severus Snape is there to sort things out. Complete.

An unusual response by Harry Potter to Draco Malfoy leaves Dumbledore amused, Minerva confused, and Severus bemused. "You're just jealous that Professor Snape likes me best!"

Due to his injuries, Severus is unable to resume his old life. He's determined to be lonely and miserable, but the yearly Order Christmas party becomes a bright spot, thanks to Hermione Granger. Complete.

ONE-SHOT: Albus Dumbledore had been wrong about Voldemort's horcruxes. There had never been just seven—or eight, technically, if Harry's scar was being counted. There had been seven hundred and seventy-seven. HG/DM.

Darcy's past hardships alter his views of love and marriage so much that he makes choices none who knew him would have anticipated.

Hermione and Snape are the unwitting victims of an impulsively cast spell. Now they are soul-bound and desperate to get out of it. But fate conspires to make sure their souls seek each other out on a nightly basis—will they find love? Or will they fight it, and each other, every step of the way? Rated M for suggestive themes; AU

A Chateau, A Masquerade Ball, and An Ugly-Arsed Painting of a Bevy of Swans. Winner of WiKTT's 2014 Carnevale di Masque contest. "Not yet, Hermione," he says. "Not tonight, Hermione," he implores. 'I'll have you one way or another,' Hermione thinks.

Good has not triumphed over evil. After losing a very damaging battle, Hermione is gifted, by the Dark Lord, to none other than Severus Snape. What is the greasy bat of the dungeons to do with a bushy-haired know-it-all slave? SS/HG

Hermione runs into someone she used to know. She is not prepared for what happens next.

"Bored by unchallenging classes? Sick of sitting around, doing nothing grand? Eager to learn forgotten magics and gain power beyond your wildest dreams? Join the Young Adventurer's Club now!" A mysterious poster for a new club catches Severus' eye. Little does he know... What the club has planned will challenge everything he knows and change the course of his entire life.

Robert of Huntington has an old score to settle with the Sheriff of Nottingham. When the Sheriff goes after the innocent to lure Robert out of hiding, Robert assumes a new identity to take down the Sheriff and his lackey Guy of Gisborn. He receives an unlikely ally in the form of a fiery maiden named Marian.

COMPLETE: When I finally came, it felt as if I had been flayed open, spine exposed, a cachet of fireworks set off in half-second increments along my vertebrae as he murmured my name so reverently I could not help but think that there must be some magic to it, to me, to him. HG/DM.

He is here forever, and marking time was never going to change that, anyway.

Archaeologist Hermione Granger has survived the Great War. She has a life, a career and friends who love her. She has also spent the last eleven years trying to locate something that she does not know she has lost. Could the answer to her restlessness be even further away than she thinks? Third place winner for Best Drama/Angst in the HP Fanfic Fan Poll Awards Fall/Winter 2013.

'He's a right nightmare at the best of times, you know as well as I do. Just because you've never had to wait on him doesn't make it any less true.' Written for the SSHG Exchange.

After the final battle the students of Hogwarts are having issues with PTSD. Severus Snape might have a remedy... A humorous take on a serious subject, told in a series of vignettes. Complete.

Jane Austen only hinted at Darcy's reaction to Elizabeth's acceptance of his second proposal. What really did happen in the moment after he asked for her hand again? This elaboration riffs directly off Austen's dialog. (This is an excerpt from a soon-to-be published P&P anthology.)

Since her father, Admiral Thomas Bennet's retirement from the the Navy, Elizabeth has learned she cannot trust the men of the Ton. Can she trust Fitzwilliam Darcy to protect her from the wilds of Derbyshire ?

Pernelle and Nicholas Flamel are not sad that their time has come, rather they wish it hadn't been quite so long. Written for the 105 Doctor Who quotes challenge.

Hermione and Severus are working on a Room of Requirement for the Ministry of Magic...the trouble is, the Room has its own agenda. M for a reason!

The Department of Mysteries has its own set of entrance criteria, but as Hermione is about to discover, it's not slaying a dragon. It's not even wrestling a troll. It's something far, far worse.

What if Mr. Darcy had discovered Elizabeth's opinion of him long before the proposal at Rosings? And how would an honest conversation have affected the story?

Now Complete - What happens to Hermione when she discovers she is a Fairy Godmother?

When the God of Sex decides he wants to retire, Severus Snape is probably not the best choice - but he's the only one.

When the Marriage Act is repealed, will it be marked by the end of a failed marriage or will it inspire the beginning of something better? This is a story about politics, portraits, priorities, and perseverance. Most importantly, this is a story about love. 3RD PLACE WINNER FALL-WINTER 2013 HP FANFIC FAN POLL AWARDS: SS/HG BEST ROMANCE.

In this modern retelling of Pride and Prejudice, Elizabeth Bennet is a high-powered, idealistic lawyer, Will Darcy is CEO of a private equity firm, and they grapple with work, love, and family. M for bad language and gauzy sexual metaphors.

Lizzie spends her time with her Aunt and Uncle as a child where she meets the one and only William Darcy. Their instant friendship grows, but when he severs connections she is extremely hurt. Now that they have been reconnected, can their relationship continue? Even with an impossible road ahead of them? Everyone is slightly OOC. Rating subject to change.

Oh Merlin, Hermione huffed, throwing her curly mass of hair over her shoulder, ignoring Ron's pleading words, and grabbing her bag, "We are done, Ronald. Finished. Finis. The End. Goodbye! And by the way, it's called the G-Spot!" Hermione Apparated to her own flat, seething. That was a fucking nightmare! What's so wrong with me that I attract useless, pathetic wankers?

Professor Snape doesn't enjoy field trips. Especially field trips with the Granger girl. Or so he thought. Mature readers only, please. SS/HG. Post-DH but Hogwarts based. One shot.

Eight years after the end of the war Hermione does something that will change her world as she knows it. OOC, EWE, NC-17.

The battle against Voldemort is over, yet little has returned to normal. Once again, Severus Snape finds himself reluctantly cast as the protector of the wizarding world, with Hermione Granger his tireless ally. Part III of the Phoenix Trilogy.

Snape teaches the class how to make a fantasy potion, because sometimes you just need to write a little naughtiness.

Social worker Elizabeth Bennet hates bankers. Will Darcy is an artistic soul trapped in a banker's world. Beer is spilled, barbs are thrown and love emerges. A love story in 18 chapters, all written, and posting Tuesdays and Thursdays.

Written as a gift for bardsdaughter1 for the 2012 SSHG Exchange. A case of divine intervention forces Ron to take on a challenge he never imagined: reuniting Hermione with Severus Snape.

Modern A/U. Lizzie and William have been friends forever. She has no family, he didn't really like his parents. Now William is calling in a favor that she owes him, and he intends to collect. Romance/Angst/ A little Humor

One shot challenge fic. Snape and Hermione are forced together on a photo shoot for a Romance novel. Real sparks ignite.

George Weasley is up to his old tricks, what does this mean for our Potions Master and the Know-it-all? -Summary courtesy of Furface294

Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.

Severus and Hermione adjust to marriage and to Hermione's adopted family, the Weasleys. This story is loosely based on the Marriage Law challenge. Canon up until book 5. M to be safe; there is some sex and some language.

Marriage Law Fic. *WINNER: Of five 2007 OWL Awards, in categories Romance, Drama, A/U, Challenge and Fire & Ice. Winner of Mugglenet Quicksilver Quill Award 2008 and SS/HG Award for best Romance 2008.* Five years after the fall of Voldemort, Hermione and Severus receive unhappy news.

Sirius vs Severus. Severus and Hermione are reluctant curse breaking partners when Sirius decides he has plans for Hermione.

So before I walk down this aisle on my daddy's arm, I wanted to say thank you, Crookshanks. Thank you so much.

Elizabeth Bennet, on her way from Kent to London after receiving Mr. Darcy's awful proposal and life-changing letter, falls victim to a freak spring snowstorm, and the only man who can save her is the one she had totally rejected as "the last man on Earth she could be prevailed on to marry."

Hermione is receiving notes from a secret admirer. Severus, naturally, knows nothing about it.

Yet another D/E wedding night tale. Elizabeth is a sheltered maiden, Darcy is experienced and practically prostrate with lust. But he wants to take his time and make his new bride comfortable. Rated a strong M. Mature readers only, please.

The firsthand account of how a fifth year Slytherin made Professors Granger and Snape realize they were perfect for each other, with a little help from Teddy Lupin and Winky the house elf. SSHG. EWE. Some Next Gen.

Severus is very happy with Hermione. When his sudden wish for offspring could interfere with their bliss, he comes up with a true Slytherin masterpiece of a plan to convince her. Written for the SSHG Exchange 2012.

It is Sarah's twenty-first birthday and Jareth has decided that he is tired of waiting for her to come to him. One shot. Rated M for a reason.

A mix up causes Harry's Hogwarts letter to be returned. Having missed the deadline to reply, he begins his education at Stonewall Secondary School. During the December holidays, Prof. McGonagall attempts to recruit him to Hogwarts.

The winter of 1811 was perilously and unexpectedly cold. The roads became impassable and neighbors leaned on each other to bear the barren winter. The Winter of 1811 found Netherfield Park occupied for Christmas. Holiday fic 2012.

A short, coming together story about D&E in those days in between Thanksgiving and Christmas.

Mr. Darcy once voiced his reservations against Miss Elizabeth's station in life, only to have his suit vehemently rejected. Years later his feelings for her haven't diminished but her status has. What would it take for Mr. Darcy to propose again? Regency, AU, HEA (amazingly). Inspired by "The Reawakening" by easternbandit.

Hermione, now nineteen, is having a private potions lesson. There follows innuendo, tension and much, much more. SS/HG

William Darcy discovers he's in strange new territory when he finds himself in charge of planning his wedding to Lizzy Bennet, who couldn't care less about weddings. He becomes just a little bit fixated on getting the flowers exactly right. Modern, one-shot.

Lizzie thought that one amazing night of post break up sex was what she needed to forget about her Ex. But what are you supposed to do, when your one night stand shows up, at the most inconvenient of moments? One Shot.

Lily and Severus' friendship may be over, but that doesn't mean they're done with each other. Warnings: Cursing, some light smut, and eventual adultery.

"If only I had learnt to be a lady," Elizabeth whispered, "then perhaps I might be fit to marry, but as it is, I am not." Is it possible for a man, even one such as Fitzwilliam Darcy, to change her mind?

After an unfortunate mishap has forced Elizabeth Bennet to marry a certain haughty gentleman from Derbyshire, she writes letters to her sister Jane, trying to come to terms with her new role as a wife and the Mistress of Pemberley. Regency E&D, Complete.

Ten years after the war, Hermione goes in search of love and ends up changing the world. Repost of original story. Edited and finally complete. HG/SS, slightly OOC.

Darcy gets a little therapy. Short one-shot.

HG/SS AU. Take one brilliant magical geneticist. Add a snarky potion master who has recently been declared the sexiest wizard alive… bring to a hard boil and stir in trouble…. Rated M because we all know where this is heading...

Darcy reluctantly becomes engaged to Caroline prior to joining Charles at Netherfield. Can he face a lifetime in a loveless marriage when he finally meets the woman of his dreams?

UPDATED! Desperate to escape his mother's matchmaking, Jareth asks Sarah for a favor. Sarah steps up to the challenge, the Labyrinth intervenes, and now all the Fae know why Sarah is The Lady of the Labyrinth. All of a sudden, dangers untold and hardships unnumbered aren't looking so bad after all. R&R PLEASE!

"Elizabeth decides, if all kisses are like that, she wants no part in them. But when she complains to her mother, the latter is thrilled to the point of cooing." A drabble, or collection if you will, of all the ones she experiences. E/D, Modern, Oneshot

Ten years after the Battle of Hogwarts, Snape agrees to help the Muggle Law Enforcement Liaison Unit. What has he let himself in for? Now complete!

A month after the Granger-Snape wedding, Crookshanks is still trying to adjust to the changes it has wrought in his life... Prize one-shot fic for Snapify52's 100th review!

After Headmaster Snape took over the school, he began to take advantage of his students as well.

Seven kisses, seven moments, and a love that will last a lifetime. Written for the Seven Kisses Challenge over on the HPFC Forum. Completed oneshot.

Hermione stumbles upon a conspiracy full of murder, mystery, mayhem, and unending betrayal. Will the man she turns to for help betray her heart? AU/M for reasons.

It was surprising, the effect death had on some people. Molly's observations on the effect of death on Hermione, and by extension, Snape.

Retiring on medical grounds didn't make him feel any less redundant. He just hoped he'd be allowed to slink away unnoticed. Gift for heartmom88.

This was written for the 2011 SSHG Exchange on LiveJournal. Severus has a problem and finds help in the most unusual way.

When Severus Snape meddled with time, he had no idea of the consequences it would have...and neither did Hermione. Rated T.

The simplest explanation is usually the correct one. Prize for 500th reviewer of "Just to Be."

Post-DH, EWE. Six years after the war, Hermione discovers a neglected and abused population with no place in a post-Voldemort world, and the man who stayed behind to pick up the pieces. A story of reconciliation, redemption, and above all, love.

The body never lies. The mind, however, is another matter. Written for the 2011 SS/HG Exchange.

This is not a tale of a time-traveler who saved a man from himself, though that may have happened. This is, instead, the tale of a researcher & a master, of wand cores & potions, and the discovery that what has been missing all along is oneself. SSHG.

A silly humor/romance fic that sprung out of an Indecent Proposal challenge. Hermione has a plan, and Snape must go along. Post-DH AU in that Ron isn't with Hermione and Snape is still alive, but otherwise compliant. Includes cake!Voldemort.

For the first time in his life, he wished he'd been the last.

Unspeakables Granger and Snape are on the trail of a dangerous killer. But Snape is injured in a wand fight – his memory of the last few years, and his partner, erased. Granger and Snape must rediscover their partnership before another witch is murdered.

Jareth sees no reason why Hoggle's treason should ever be forgot- to Hoggle's eternal disgust- that is.

Hermione/Snape, based on a song by Toby Keith, Hermione gradually realises she's falling for Snape, with the help of some enchanted mistletoe he realises he loves her but he's a little late.

Unable to catch hold of anything in order to save herself, her mind clung to the one fact it knew to be unassailably true: something was terribly, terribly wrong.

Regency P&P. Reclusive Mr. Bennet lives two lives, one at Longbourn and one in top of London society. Real people and real history mix with our favorite characters to give us this tale.

Bella wanted to fulfill a fantasy - to be groped inside a crowded train. She gets her wish and more, when a sex-starved ex-convict decides she's fair game. ALLHUMAN. Mature but with plot.

Posh magical babies are in a lot of trouble, and parents intend to "kill" the messenger. Hermione orders Severus to investigate. Written for astopperindeath in the 2010 Summer SS/HG Exchange round.

After the Final Battle, everyone has their demons to wrestle...

Or, how Hermione found the ground. Hermione/Viktor, EWE, fluff.

Hermione wanted a night with an anonymous, skilled & sensual partner to teach her to be a sub in bed, but when Draco Malfoy pursues her after, can a girl avoid the sinful temptations of the flesh available at a fetish nightclub? PostHogwarts-EWE. Story won multiple categories at the 2011 Summer & 2012 Spring Rounds of the HP Fanfic Fan Poll Awards-see profile for details. COMPLETE!

Hermione, Ginny and Hannah ponder the relative size of various parts of their professor's anatomy. M content. Fun bit of silliness. SS/HG, GW and HA.

A witch struggles to conform in a society that restricts her. A wizard thinks he has nothing to offer anyone but his duty and, ultimately, his life. An SS/HG Regency Tale. As AU as you get. M for later chapters.

What if Mr Darcy had no opportunity to propose to Elizabeth Bennet at Rosings Park? What if he had made the worst fault and compromised her reputation instead? Would he attempt to repair such a fault or allow the Bennet family to fall into disgrace?

It is John Connor's turn to save her. Nothing will keep him from doing it, and from claiming the reward he has pursued across time.

A married Darcy and Elizabeth reunite after a week apart. A fluffy one-shot

After eight long years, Sarah returns to the Labyrinth only to find that the Goblin King has married... for love. But as it was on her first adventure, Sarah finds that things and people are not always what they seem. JS. Also see prequel, Nocturne.

Pixies are rather bothersome creatures. SS/HG Romance.

Flashes of memory are little filaments of silver in a makeshift pensieve. Severus Snape eases his own way. A sad loveletter to HP fic-dom.

Mr. Darcy's Breeches: the real reason for his actions at the Meryton dance. Inspired by: bride and prejudice. Rated M for sexual themes.

Severus Snape did what he thought he needed to do to get the job done and broke himself. Years later, Hermione Granger realizes that he had been counting on her to fix him. Dark, SS/HG. AU after HBP

HG/SS have always hated each other, and their year-long marriage-law marriage has been full of secrets and silent seething. Hermione flirts with Lucius at a Malfoy ball, Severus snaps, a vicious argument in a garden, lemons... and a happy ending? 1-shot!

Hermione is exiled to Romania to guard a historical figure, who is under attack from rabid vampire-obsessed teenagers. Viktor finds her there. Viktor/Hermione, but Count Dracula steals the show.

Sometimes it's a question of what you're given...Viktor/Hermione Warning: explicit Sexual content

Today was the day Fitzwilliam Marcus Darcy would reclaim his sense of propriety, snap out of this funk, and bring pride back to the Darcy name. And then a pregnant girl decided it would be a very good idea to stop by and ruin his life.

The Dark Lord has won, and a new era reigns. Yet, not all is as is should be, so long as some pockets of resistance still remain. DARK! Please R&R

NON-BBC Robin's the grandson of a Scots Laird and a Saxon noble. He's fought with the Lionheart. Now he must reclaim his properties, protect his outlaws and keep one lass, Marian, from driving him mad. Rated M to be safe graphic sex/attempted rape/torture

Hermione is asked to accompany the Bulgarian ambassador around London.

You'd think Hermione Granger would be happier about Valentine's Day, with what she's got waiting for her!" Viktor tries to convince Hermione that Valentine's Day is worth celebrating. One-shot.

Will Darcy had absolutely everything. Until the accident. In a glimpse of what could have been, he wakes up beside Lizzy Bennet, the artist he was supposed to dump ten years ago. The fork in his path. Still, what the hell happened to his Armani suits?

Stories become legends, legends become myths, and myths eventually become life. Jareth has waited seven years since his defeat, watching as Sarah grows into a woman and into her dreams of acting. A careless wish summons him back from the Underground.

Sequel to Phoenix Song or, Hermione Granger and the H-BP . By the time of Dumbledore's death, Hermione and Snape had worked together for a whole year. Now, however, they both have very different and very difficult tasks ahead of them. **DH SPOILERS**

The Darcy's wedding night is a real eye-opener for the former Miss Bennet.

What if Sarah was always the Goblin Queen? What if both she and Jareth could not recall this? What would have caused such an event to occur? Sarah is doomed to live a mortal life again and again with her immortal soul, unless she discovers the truth.

Modern P&P. A love story. Lizzie's a ballet dancer that may never dance again; Darcy's a doctor that helped save her leg. A story exploring love and how it drives people to do some of the things they do. COMPLETE!

EWE? Hermione goes to retrieve her parents, but is rejected by her mother. She and her father return to England, but need to move to live with the changes in their lives. In Bulgaria they learn to deal with reality and the fantastical. ViktorHermione

It had been years since the Yule Ball, a war had been fought, other relationships come and gone. They were just pen pals, right? Written for Granger Enchanted FQF, for the prompt, "Hermione finds a love poem." Thanks for CF for the beta.

This is what happens when I read too many Regency-era historical romance novels. Rogues! Seduction! Marriages of convenience! Cliches! Magical butlers!

Crookshanks has something to say.

Hogwarts' headmistress threatens the integrity of the school with her reforms, so the Minister sends his most talented Unspeakable undercover to bring her down from within. What Hermione finds will change her life forever. SSHG

There was a reason magic didn't belong in the world Above.

A Regency set, Pride and Prejudice AU. What if Darcy and Elizabeth met under entirely different circumstance? Naturally, "The course of true love does not run smooth" but I hope it runs interestingly. My first attempt at Austen fic. *ALL* Comment welcome.

MLC-Seventh Year student Hermione Granger decides to marry the one eligible wizard who did not ask for her-the horrid but powerful Severus Snape. Angst, humor and lemons. Award Winner COMPLETE

I would never accuse Miss Austen of doing anything as vulgar as rolling in her grave, but...I expect she's reaching for the sal volatile. Does the world REALLY need Darcy/Wickham slash? YES. Well-bred YaoiLite. At least it's SHORT.

“On the ethereal plane of fantastic ideas and wonderful relationships, Ron and Hermione were superstars. They were epic. But here in the real world, it just didn’t quite work.” Getting there was never easy.

This story is inspired by the picture of the Same name on Deviant Art. By Coquettishness A true work of art!

Sarah's made a great life for herself, but Jareth has a problem. Will Sarah help him? What will it cost her if she does? J/S *Tiny Shirtless Jareth included*

Healer Granger is fed up with her boyfriend and miffed that her friends have been having lots more fun than her. If she can't beat 'em, she may as well join 'em. Written before Deathly Hallows release, AU SSHG, Q2P and OWL humour award winner 2007.

A tale about a fashion-conscious goblin, a chicken of destiny, and leather pants. Oh and a good dash of ol' fashioned romance and some adult-type touching thrown in for good measure. JS. Not a crackfic, just a really caffeinated author...

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Hermione Granger's recently retired parents plunge headlong into village life and decide to drag her along for the ride. There are a number of unexpected consequences. SS/HG, DH compliant but epilogue ignored.

It's the twelfth day of Christmas, and something ... strange is in the air. Come for the fanfic, stay for the cake! Read, and review: I crave your feedback, since this is ... um ... a new genre for me!

There's going to be a Potter/Weasley wedding, much to the delight of all. However, exes Ron and Hermione now find themselves being drawn back together given the occasion. Wanting to fix their damaged friendship, they may get more than they bargained for

A long time ago, 'de-aged' Harry or Snape stories were very popular. I wrote this little ficlet but never posted it since it's not a whole story. But, I've now decided it can stand on its own. Just a couple quick scenes, but amusing none the less.

Severus Snape doesn't appreciate what a wonderful life he's had—Dumbledore makes sure he does—whether he's willing or not. This fic is a collaboration between Zeegrindylows user ID 1338590 and harmonybites.

The seventh year of the Golden Trio is thrown into turmoil when a surprise visitor from the future drops in on them. HPDM and HGSS.

The final chapter! Lizzy and Darcy meet as children...cementing a deep friendship that will carry them through the years.

He could never forget her. Years after she defeated his Labyrinth, Sarah and the Goblin King are inextricably bound by ties neither of them can fully understand. JS. Oneshot, a prequel to Dark Hour of Night. COMPLETE.

Selfindulgent silliness. Ten noncanon facts. Or perhaps they're secretly canon?

PART 27 ADDED, COMPLETE. Something odd about Hermione causes her to have unexpected reaction to a love potion. Only it's one which no one expected. How could a lack of reaction cause so much trouble? AU to Books 5 and 6.

Pride and Prejudice One Shot: When Mr. Darcy and Elizabeth Bennet get caught up in their new life together, Georgiana wonders whether there will be room for her. The answer comes from a surprising someone.

It was only a phase. He could wait it out... And then she got engaged. JarethSarah and very sweet.

There were some things he would never admit to anyone, and the number of times he had almost kissed Elizabeth Bennet was one of those things. Oneshot. Darcyfic. Part of a series.

Some advice: The way forward is sometimes the way back. Take nothing for granted. Look before you leap. Things aren't always what they seem. Remember, Faeries bite. And most of all, be careful what you wish for... JxS. Now Complete.

William D'Avrille is the General of the dreaded Knights of Mordichan. Sent to war against the Queen of Faraduen under dubious auspices, he goes through many life changing events before finding that happiness can come from more than the thrill of battle.

HBP Spoilers. Nitwit, blubber, oddment, tweak... You probably thought it didn't mean anything, just four words plucked at random ...

When Hermione walks out of Divination class in her third year, she is caught by a teacher wandering the empty corridors of the school… and not just any teacher, but Professor Snape. Attempting to explain why she is out in the middle of class, the conversa

Oneshot. He is willing to play it her way, for now.

Campy, light story about bad karma, bad rock bands, and shoes.

An experiment in a form that's been going around Livejournal lately: Twenty Things Severus Snape Never Said Out Loud.

Fifteen years after Voldemort's fall, Severus Snape thought he'd finally found peace. Then he received an unexpected visit, and discovers that he's not the only one needing to make peace with the past.

Seveurs is trying to get some sleep, but a friend is in need, and Malfoys are plotting.

Did you ever wonder what Hoggle used to spray on those fairies? Hoggle and Sir Didymus, and what turns out to be not such an ordinary day after all. Oneshot. COMPLETE.

COMPLETE! There were likely to be enough cross words when they finally met. For seven years of his teaching, Hermione had had nothing but cross words from him... Life was a puzzle sometimes. SSHG, Nominated for 4th Multifaceteds and Moste Potente Passions

19 year old Sarah believes the Labyrinth is behind her, nothing more than a childish fantasy. When she realizes her adventures were real, how far will she go to save the Labyrinth... or the Goblin King who rules it? JS. COMPLETE.

What Hermione did next.

COMPLETED Prequel to the Catalyst. "There was a time, once, when the goblins were more than gibbering, mindless creatures, and the Goblin King more than a flouncing dilettante..."

Sarah grows up, but the powers granted to her by the Goblin King have never faded, and neither has his love for her. For when a man is an immortal, the one thing he has in his favor, is time... JxS. Complete! included, one very small update

Winner of the 'Best Humor Fiction' in the Goblets Award 2007! ‘Five galleons says she wins this time,’ Blaise said after a moment’s thought. He fished out the gold and flashed it at TheBoyWhoLived. DrHr

Have you ever wondered what really happened at the Death Eater meetings?

One fine morning, Hermione realizes that someone has dosed her with Love Potion. How else could she possibly have fallen in love with Snape?

A tale of moral relativism and baked goods. Parody. SSHG, BLV

Take an amusing peek into the daily tribulations of the sardonic and severely harassed Potions Master of Hogwarts. He has opinions on just about everything. Extremely random. Probable oneshot. NO HBP SPOILERS: haven't read it yet.

With the Order's safety hanging on the whim of a lovesick Ron, Snape calls his bluff... and Hermione calls his. Loosely based on the WIKTT Marriage Law Challenge.

Hermione Granger dies in a potions accident during her final year at Hogwarts. She's not thrilled when she comes back as a ghost, and really not happy at the idea of spending eternity haunting Severus Snape's classroom. This story is being reposted.

A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...

[oneshot] Afterwards, The Goblin King deals with his treacherous subjects. There is more to fear in the Labyrinth than the Bog.

COMPLETE! Hermione and an unlikely Pansy form an elite group of witches, and possess one unusual commonality. Facing their most carnal desires, they will harness a power not seen in an age, to save themselves and protect Hogwarts. Can it stay a secret?

[Complete!] When Snape, ever the bastard, is exposed as a spy, top auror Hermione is sent to Hogwarts to protect him. But meanwhile, Harry's behaving erratically, Draco's slimy as ever and Ronald Weasley desperately needs a woman. HG&SS

Severus Snape and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day - [Complete!] Everything that could go wrong has, and when Albus sets up Severus with Hermione, things can only get worse. HGSS Rated for language.

A cold wind blew a light dust of snow over his path. The hood of his warm cloak was pulled low, hiding his intense azure eyes, and the livid white scar that marred his cheek. The Green Rider stood alone in the forest. COMPLETED AND REVISED ENDING.

Following a Weasley prank at a Hogwarts post-War reunion, Severus is suffering from divine intervention in his life. Only Hermione has the cure.

Severus asks the boys for help in wooing Hermione but has he been given the right information?

A scene from Monty Syltherin and the Holy Prophecy Ball of Sybil. A must for Monty Python fans... READ and REVIEW.

Snape's past could jeopardize everything the Order has worked for when Voldemort commissions a particular potion- and the reason takes Hermione by surprise. Complete!

You say you want a revolution... Hermione decides it's time for some consciousness-raising.

One would think that researching a new romance novel while harvesting rare orchids would keep Severus out of trouble, but the cloud forests of Peru hide many secrets. SSHG, OotP compliant.

"I have reordered time. I have turned the world upside down, and I have done it all for you..." (Standalone fic)

Sarah believed her defeat of the Goblin King nine years ago was a dream. It was real. But it was also a lie. (Story Complete)

The Weasley's magical car ponders on itsherorigins, and life in the Forbidden Forest. DarkFluff.

A potions accident leads to an unexpected meeting of minds.

Sarah is bullied at school. The bullies get more than they bargained for.

Short silliness involving several stymied Slytherin students, including one Severus Snape!

J.K. Rowlings meets W.S. Gilbert.

Severus' POV when Quirrel hexed Harry's broom in the first book.