Joe the Americanhide bio
Hi! I'm no author, so I'm afraid no fics will be forthcoming from me. This means also that I can't be a beta. Stupid rules. That said, I like Phineas and Ferb, U2, classic rock in general, the Navy, fire, pizza, chocolate, Dr Pepper and bacon. I dislike politicians (annoying butts) terrorists (extremist butts) and butts in general. Oh, I forgot to add beans. A burrito person I am not. That's pretty much it. |
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The Legend of Zelda: Only Chosen Love by Shinigami-Zelda-sama reviews
A LoZ fanfic. Link is a regular student, going to a regular school, until he meets a girl that catches his heart... RATED M FOR SEXUAL CONTENT, AND LANGUAGE! LEMON LATER ON IN STORY, SO NOT FOR KIDDIES! My first fanfic also, so please R&R! New cover image! ***check out to see more OCL art 33***
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 54 - Words: 201,616 - Reviews: 726 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 2/22/2015 - Published: 4/11/2010 - [Link, Zelda]
Death's Dare by greenconverses reviews
After an attempt on her life, Apollo decides Rachel needs a bodyguard and who best to fill that position than a certain son of Hades? Too bad they're not going to make things easy for each other, especially when it comes to their feelings. Rachel/Nico.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 47,913 - Reviews: 1114 - Favs: 1,156 - Follows: 1,204 - Updated: 12/4/2013 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Rachel D., Nico A.
Time and Time Again by Secret Agent G reviews
It's Perry and Doof's Neme-Versary! Until a time machine goes wrong and Perry gets transported to the future, that is. In this strange, twisted reality, old friends have made new enemies- and old enemies might just become new friends. POST ATSD
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 161,819 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Perry, Dr. Doofenshmirtz - Complete
Folie à Deux by mafolie reviews
After moving to Danville, Elena Scott finds herself drawn in by the Flynn-Fletcher boys, but as things heat up between all of them, who will she choose? Rated M for language, adult themes, and some violence.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,245 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/26/2013 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Ferb, Phineas
Drabble Days by crazymusicalgenius96 reviews
100-word drabbles, with single words of inspiration. Fluff and pairings galore. Rated T for safety.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 191 - Words: 25,600 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Phineas, Isabella
Avatar: The Fall of the Fire Empire by MasterGhandalf reviews
A hundred years ago, the Fire Nation conquered the world after Prince Zuko captured Avatar Aang. Now the Fire Empire under the ancient Dragon Empress Azula rules with an iron fist, but new heroes must arise to challenge tyranny.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 60 - Words: 164,572 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 11/10/2010 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Azula - Complete