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MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE 4 LIFE MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!

GerardWay MyChemicalRomance LeatherMouth Paramore
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greenday aPerfectCircle fics!! chocolate!
music coffee COMICS Superman MUSIIIIC
PeanutButter crossfade punk/hardcore FrankIero
books tacos oasis ScapetheFate
bullet4myvalentine misfits Screamo
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FYI!!! I USEDD TO LIKE TWILIGHT BUT NOW I REALIZE IS A BUNCH OF GAYHOMOSLUTY BOOK THAT IS SUPOSSED TO BE A "NOVEL" WRITTEN BY AN OLD WOMEN WITH TEENAGE HORMONES...FUCK TWILIGHT , IVE JOINED THE DARK FUCKIN SIDEE.

THE 10 COMMANDMENTS OF MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE:

1. Thou shall not put a gun to thy lover's head.

2. Thou shall be willing to die for love.

3. Thou shall seek revenge on those who wrong you

4. Thou shall be a demolition lover

5. Thou shall unleash the bats

6. Thou shall protect thy lover from everything (even vampires)

7. Thou shall respect the lord, Gerard.

8. Thou shall sing the holy hymns of the chemical romance

9. Thou shall see beauty in bloody love.

10.Thou shall rock hard

Stereotypes:

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I GOT SICK so I MUST be bulimic.
I WEAR GLASSES so I MUST be a nerd.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm NOT POPULAR so I MUST have no life.
I'm POPULAR so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm FRIENDLY so I MUST be fake.
I DO SCHOOL CLUBS so I MUST be a suck up.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm MEXICAN, I I MUST steal everything I don't have.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I ACT DIFFERENT so I MUST be a show-off.
I DON'T DO FASHION so I MUST be poor.
I HAVE NO FACEBOOK so I MUST have no friends.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm TALENTED so I MUST be a conceited show-off.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I LIKE A "LOSER" so I MUST be one too.
I WEAR MAKEUP so I MUST be a slut.
I DON'T WEAR MAKEUP so I MUST "think i'm all that".
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm an HONEST PERSON, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm an ACTRESS so I MUST be a liar.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. (Fuck off Native American Haters)
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm A WRITER so I MUST be crazy.
I LIKE SCHOOL so I MUST be a loser
I like DANCING, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I TALK TO BOYS so I MUST be a slut.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I WRITE SAD POETRY so I MUST be emo.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.
I LIKE TO READ so I MUST have no life.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I LIKE TO LOOK GOOD so I MUST be insecure.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.
I LIKE TO SING so I MUST be some "pop star".
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
i'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm sort of GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.
I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.
I DO STUDENT GOVERMENT so I MUST be a class-act suck-up.
I TRY so I MUST be an over-acheiver
I act freaking CRAZY so i must be craving attention.
I LAUGH ALL THE TIME so i must be a party girl.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm british, so I MUST be either a football (soccer) obsessed drugee/alcoholic or a rich and snobby with high society english.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I GO TO A GEEKSCHOOL, so I MUST have no social life.
I'm a neek, so I MUST not swear or talk about sex
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE and IMMATURE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue
I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.
I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.
I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.
I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird.
I am SKINNY, so I MUST be sensitive about my weight.
I agree with some cases of ABORTION so I MUST be heartless.

I'm homeschooled, so I MUST have no friends.
I have taken sisha, so I MUST be attention seeking

WE ARE THE BLACK PARADE!!

I will stop wearing BLACK when they invent a darker color. If you are gothic/punk/emo or are freaking in love with MCR put this on your page!!

There are 3 ways: the right way, the wrong way, and the Mikey Way. I don't know about you but I pick Mikey.

Fav Quotes by MCR

"If for one minute you think you're better than a sixteen year old girl in a Green Day t-shirt, you are sorely mistaken. Remember the first time you went to a show and saw your favorite band. You wore their shirt, and sang every word. You didn't know anything about scene politics, haircuts, or what was cool. All you knew was that this music made you feel different from anyone you shared a locker with. Someone finally understood you. This is what music is about." - Gerard Way

"Craziest thing that ever happened to me was being attacked by a black bird. It pecked the shit out of my head. We were at this hotel called The Phoenix in San Francisco. We were leaving to go to a show the next morning and the bird just fuckin' attacked my head. And the next day Slipknot were there, they were coming in as we were leaving, and they got attacked by birds too."- Gerard Way

"What I Like about The Sims is that I don't have a normal life at all, so I play this game where these people have these really boring, mundane lives. It's fun. My Sims family is called the Cholly family. I don't know why I picked that name; it's kind of random. The teenage daughter is my favourite, because I just had her go through this Goth phase. She's really kind of nerdy and she just became a concert violinist, which is pretty huge for the family. And she got into private school. But she started wearing black lipstick and she dyed her hair purple. It's pretty huge."- Gerard Way

"Were not a festival band, playing during the day was something we had to get over, I was like uhh this sun stuff kind of sucks"- Gerard Way

"I have a nihilistic attitude so it's like, the new gay... it's popular." (Gerard on why we should give a damn about MCR)- Gerard Way

"There's less violence in the world when people are using Hula-Hoops."- Mikey Way

"Yeah, I had a headache, really bad. I was in a gas station and there was a pot of coffee and I looked at it for about a minute and then my brother (motions at Gerard) got a coffee and he taunted me."- Mikey Way

Frank: "Has goldfinger ever had a flock of mooses advancing on him? It's a terrifying sight."
Mikey: "That's not the plural of moose, it's moosi."
Gerard: "Fuck off, it's meese."

"My biggest addictions have been chocolate cake, mashed potatoes, and butter sandwiches.”- Frank Iero

"We were birth control." (On Gerard’s and his days in high school)- Ray Toro

"People think that moose are really gentle and goofy but they aren't; they're fucking animals."- Bob Bryar

You say pink
I say black
You say Paris Hilton
I say Amy Lee
You say Zac Efron
I say Gerard Way
You say Pop
I say Rock
You say i'm weired
I say i'm different
Put this on your page if you agree

We've fired the bullets, and felt the revenge.
We are lacking the romance.
We've faced the bullies, and we gave 'em hell,
Then hung 'em high.
We've marched down Cemetery Drive
& we are now prepared to march in The Black Parade.
No one loves us, so we don't love you,
and these are our Famous Last Words.

Here's to the kids who were never okay,
who brought their bullets in return for your love.
To the kids who live life on the murder scene, seeking revenge on those who wronged them.
To the kids who lost their fear of falling,
who refuse to drink to show their support for Gerard's decision.
Here's to the kids who sign their name xoxo, fuck sincerely.
The kids who love demolition style, who would end their days in a hail of bullets for thy lover. Here's to the kids who will spend their nights dreaming of what life would be like if they were G. F. R. B. or M. instead of partying with others.
Here's to the kids who play with action figures instead of doing homework.
Here's to the kids who mourned over the loss of Mikey's glasses,
here's to the kids who put bars and X's over their eyes to be just like their heroes.
Here's to the kids who scream fuck you to anyone who starts shit with them.
Here's to the kids who believe they're vampires, just like the MCR boys.
Here's to the kids who were welcomed to the black parade.
Here's to the kids who are not afraid to keep on living or walk this world alone.
To the kids who could've been a better son.
Here's to the kids who raise their glasses high for tomorrow we die, and we all go to hell.
Here's to the kids who put sister to sleep, who set ferris wheels ablaze.
To the kids who take pills that counteract the booze they drink.
Here's to the kids with poison and pills.
To the kids who Fire At Will.
Here's to the kids who loved pansy, and all its glory.
To the kids who cried at the sight of Robert Bryar burning on the set of FLW.
Here's to every soldier, vampire, and parader, to every Fan.
Here's to each and every one of you My Chemical Romance fans.
Your dedication is what makes the world go round.

MCRmy:
"I will always stand by them no matter what they do or decisions they make... as a die-hard soldier of the MCRmy..I solemnly swear to give my blood,sweat and tears for the sake and well being of Frank Iero, Gerard Way, Ray Toro, Mikey Way and Bob Bryar... "

Ten Commandments of the Black Parade

1. Thou shall accept death as it comes
2. Thou shall march and sing without question
3. Thou shall face fear and regret
4. Thou shall never let go of thy dreams
5. Thou shall give blood
6. Thou shall not fear thy sins
7. Thou shall protect thy brothers in arms
8. Thall shall darken thy clothes
9. Thou shall walk this world alone
10.Thou shall carry on!

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High Anxiety by EdwardsBloodType reviews
Cute, trendy Bella returns home to escape the heartache of her past. She immediately befriends neighbors Jasper and Edward, bonding with them in the treehouse out back. Bella and Edward discover they have more in common than they ever dreamed of. AH A/U
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 111,365 - Reviews: 21559 - Favs: 12,117 - Follows: 8,060 - Updated: 7/1/2016 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Creature of Habit by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella begins working for the elusive and distant Edward Cullen who she discovers is hiding behind an elaborate charade to maintain his secret lifestyle. Bella is determined to find out the mysteries of Edward Cullen but with what results? AU, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 189,624 - Reviews: 14869 - Favs: 13,037 - Follows: 5,842 - Updated: 3/23/2016 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Late Night Encounters by kyla713 reviews
Lonely ER doc Edward Cullen goes online one night in curiosity, never expecting to find what was awaiting him. AH/possibly some OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 147,881 - Reviews: 9638 - Favs: 9,682 - Follows: 6,515 - Updated: 8/6/2015 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
An Introduction to Swirl and Daisy by m81170 reviews
A first kiss, a first dance, a first curse word shared between best friends. This is the tale of a boring, young geek and the social pariah who thought the world of him. A tale of growing up. A tale of a Non-Romantic Romance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 212,915 - Reviews: 15061 - Favs: 8,056 - Follows: 7,048 - Updated: 1/4/2015 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Expectations and Other Moving Pieces by chrometurtle reviews
Everything I had done in my life seemed to lead up to this moment. The moment when I found myself bound inextricably to a man I didn’t love, trapped in a life I didn’t want. And if I left him, I would be entirely alone.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 227,237 - Reviews: 15189 - Favs: 8,988 - Follows: 9,243 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
All In by kjwrit reviews
What happens in Vegas doesn't always stay there. Can Sookie and Eric beat the odds or will their house of cards come tumbling down? Rated M for later chapters. AH/AU
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 501,805 - Reviews: 9395 - Favs: 1,263 - Follows: 1,072 - Updated: 5/22/2013 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Dusty by YellowBella reviews
She loves him. He loves her crazy. She's a hopeless romantic. He's just hopeless. She's afraid to let go. He won't let her. A story about a silly girl in love with a foolish boy. Here, forever is a lie. TeamBella23 - the realist and YellowGlue - the poet
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 409,514 - Reviews: 8430 - Favs: 5,076 - Follows: 4,325 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Chemically Unstable by Ashlynn Sage reviews
What happens when a 18 year old Codie loses her best and only friend? What happens when it turns out her best friend had bought her a VIP My Chemical Romance ticket? *NOTE- I started rewriting the story because I realised how bad my writing was earlier. Now you can either start at chapter 1 with my terrible writing or you can skip straight to chapter 10- Gone but not forgotten
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,336 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/30/2012 - Published: 12/27/2009
Hit By Destiny by ocdmess reviews
Bella wants to die, and almost gets her wish fulfilled when she gets hit by a shiny Volvo. She is left with serious injuries, and the only thing keeping her from dying is the person who hit her. All Human, Rated M for language, dark themes & violence.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 59 - Words: 463,685 - Reviews: 20392 - Favs: 12,838 - Follows: 7,208 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Worst Nighmare by WeAreAllABunchOfLiars reviews
A sequal story to my story Can't Find My Way Home. Fifteen years after Alex left her home she has moved on from her past, but faith forces her back to a place she sworn to NEVER to return too.
Marching Band - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 92 - Words: 107,531 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/27/2012 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Complete
Hiding in Plain Sight by limona reviews
Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program isn't safe, Emmett asks Bella to pose as his brother Edward's fiancée until the trial. AU, AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 141,120 - Reviews: 10844 - Favs: 12,320 - Follows: 12,825 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
Bonne Foi by Amethyst Jackson reviews
AU. Edward Masen was changed in 1918 and abandoned by his sire. He feeds on human blood, unaware of any other way…until he stumbles across college freshman Bella Swan for a night that will change everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 169,901 - Reviews: 14834 - Favs: 11,686 - Follows: 8,119 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Grasping Darkness by KiyaRaven reviews
She dreams of darkness. Lust. Passion. The man she fantasizes about has it all, especially the darkness. The problem is, he's not really a man. Rated M for language & dark themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 267,922 - Reviews: 8407 - Favs: 6,150 - Follows: 4,327 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
This Girl's Smile by TalesOfTheHoplesslyRomantic reviews
Can friendship evolve through hardship into something more? A Story of two lovers who could never meet at the same time. Gerard Way, Mikey Way, Frank Iero, Bob Bryar and Ray Toro. SweetIronyandADoseOfWTF
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 66,424 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 1/9/2010
Chemicals, Romance, Music And Lyrics by loki-dokey reviews
This is the sequel to The Chemical And Romantical High School Years. Follow My Chemical Romance halfway through Revenge and halfway through The Black Parade as Gerard finally discovers why Willow left him all those years ago.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,539 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 10/19/2011 - Published: 1/23/2011
Paging Dr Salvatore by DomOx reviews
Elena is a newlywed virgin and is planning on marrying Stefan Salvatore. Everything goes good till she meets his brother, who's an OBGYN to the local ladies of Mystic Falls. Then everything changes...D/E V/C B/S
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 77,040 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Elena G., Damon S.
Subject: Edward Cullen, aka The Womanizer by ericastwilight reviews
Edward's family hire Bella Swan to break the heartbreaker's heart in hopes to have him see the error of his womanizing ways. But she falls hard, too, at the risk of breaking her own heart when the truth is revealed. EXB-AH-OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 328,966 - Reviews: 9529 - Favs: 8,819 - Follows: 5,806 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Could I Lie Next To You? by Givin' Em Hell x reviews
MCR Frerard. After the Revenge tour, the guys head to Hawaii for vacation, where Frank and Gerard must face their feelings offstage. But the real world-and their relationship-doesn't take it as well as a crowd of excited fans. Rated for sex and violence
Marching Band - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 66,490 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Complete
Concert Antics by 0D Malfoy1 reviews
Julie attends her first My Chemical Romance. Gerard Way takes an interest in the shy girl. This is my first MCR Fan Fiction. It is mature for descriptive sexual content and language.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,683 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Complete
Bella Hale by JulesSC reviews
Six year old Isabella Swan was orphaned after a car crash took her parents away, and Edward and the Cullens find her. Alice decides to keep her, and Edward tries to protect her. Family drama and hilarity ensues as Bella grows up and ExB happens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 386,995 - Reviews: 13636 - Favs: 8,608 - Follows: 6,364 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Edward, Bella
Loner by Nilla79 reviews
All Human. Edward Cullen was a loner, an outcast. He clearly hated everybody, including himself. He was not a nice person. So, why was I so drawn to him? And why did I get the crazy feeling he felt the same way?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 115 - Words: 379,793 - Reviews: 10645 - Favs: 5,175 - Follows: 2,952 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Singing Songs That Make You Slit Your Wrists by LayneFlyer reviews
A girl by the name of Millie finds her way through life with the help of her family and friends. MCR fanfiction.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,496 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 2/15/2010
One Kiss by mayghaen17 reviews
All Damon wants from Elena is one kiss...just one. But one kiss can change everything...
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 105,987 - Reviews: 702 - Favs: 827 - Follows: 512 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Untitled My Chemical Romance Story by TheGirlWhoBroughtTheBullets reviews
Kage Nickel is a just a normal girl with a normal life. She has brown hair and loves My Chemical Romance, but what will happen when Gerard and Mikey Way show up and she finds out shes adopted? Rated T for language. I DO NOT OWN MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE!
Marching Band - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 59 - Words: 26,406 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/25/2011 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Complete
The Chemical And Romantical High School Years by loki-dokey reviews
My Chemical Romance are at high school! Well, except for Bob, who dropped out earlier that year... A new girl with 'icy blues' joins the school and changes the teenage MCR boys lives forever - but how?
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 69 - Words: 88,311 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Complete
A world we can both live in by Sugarvenom92 reviews
MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE SCHOOL STORY! MACI & HER BROTHER OWEN ARE NEW IN TOWN. GERARD, MIKEY, FRANK & RAY ARE ALL FRIENDS & MACI IS QUICK TO JOIN THEM, BUT OWEN IS TROUBLE ESPECIALLY WHEN HIS SISTER FINDS LOVE AMONG FRIENDS! MACI/MIKEY LOVE 3
X-overs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,119 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/24/2011 - Published: 3/13/2011
The Cannabean Betrothal by ItzMegan73 reviews
Edward has immersed himself in the Cannabean way to ward off the hurt of a life-changing experience; but an unexpected betrothal teaches him how little he knows about life. There is no abuse in this story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 231,548 - Reviews: 14628 - Favs: 8,057 - Follows: 5,447 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
There Will Be Blood by johnnyboy7 reviews
Edward Cullen,25,the son of a Chicago mob boss. He is second-in-command, cold and dangerous. Bella Swan,18,small town girl who has just enrolled as a freshman at Northwestern. A story about how love can survive in the cruelest of worlds.Very OCC.Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 48 - Words: 368,286 - Reviews: 12736 - Favs: 10,891 - Follows: 4,652 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Paper CutOuts by twistedcoincidence reviews
Bella prefers the virtual to the actual, but feels herself being tugged from the safety of her online realm into the world of a rough edged Edward. This time she'll write her own story. Collab with astilbe13 AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 136,587 - Reviews: 10348 - Favs: 6,744 - Follows: 3,806 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Black Parade Chapter One by Jeff Vader reviews
This is storie of what would happen if my sister and i ever got to meet My Chemical Romance...it gets more Mature as the storie goes on...btw it take a really good turn later in the storie.
X-overs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,495 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 7/12/2007
Parachute by KitsuShel reviews
After finding an abandoned child on the streets of Seattle, Bella Swan raises him for five years as her own. What happens to their life when his biological family is found? AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 158,875 - Reviews: 17835 - Favs: 11,704 - Follows: 5,892 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Won't Tell Anybody by AvrilBurkhart reviews
She didn't want to feel anymore. She wanted something to take away the pain, if only for a few hours. She was tired of thinking and worrying. She wanted to escape. And he was there, he was her escape.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,551 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Damon S., Elena G.
Love in My Box by cosmoandmarvar reviews
Bella's an intellectual free spirit and Edward is a reserved, slightly geeky med student. They have a brief, but intense encounter on Sp Brk in Miami. Can they find true love through emails? There will be lemons and laughs. Look who's writing this!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 147,894 - Reviews: 8933 - Favs: 5,915 - Follows: 3,941 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Ex Factor : Edward & Bella by AngelAtTwilight reviews
Edward & Bella are exes. 4 years later, fate gives them a new hand by reuniting them together in their father's joint cabin, with the assistance of their clashing friends. How will it end? Hmm. *AH, OOC, A/L, Canon/Uncanon couples.*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 786,765 - Reviews: 9364 - Favs: 7,205 - Follows: 3,485 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Secrets of the Chase by The-Night-falls reviews
Damon Salvatore is tired of playing nice - he's a dangerous predator after all. No longer content with mere flirting, he decides to take things much further with Elena, in a deeper and darker way no-one saw coming.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,414 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Damon S., Elena G.
Aftermath by speculate reviews
Based off my ideas for the plot My Chemical Romance gave us through their tweets. Own story, My Chemical Romance based, My Chemical Romance characters. True lives of the fabulous Killjoys fic. R&R?
Crossover - Misc. Books & Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 34 - Words: 33,645 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/9/2010 - Published: 9/8/2010
Art School Confidential by farkle reviews
Bella finds her artistic muse and total embarrassment in person of life model Edward. How can she get him to model for her when he thinks she is a sex-crazed flake? AU-AH, M for nudity, language, lemons. Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 139,995 - Reviews: 4318 - Favs: 4,249 - Follows: 4,743 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Bella, Edward
Rules of Attraction by Nikki Exley reviews
Stefan never moved to town. Damon returns to Mystic Falls after Zack's death to take care of the boarding house and is stunned when he sees Elena for the first time. A Delena story, of course
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,120 - Reviews: 877 - Favs: 861 - Follows: 595 - Updated: 11/18/2010 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Damon S., Elena G.
Counterpoint by sleepyvalentina reviews
Socially isolated and intellectually brilliant, sixteen-year-old Edward Cullen has never found a person outside of his family with whom he could connect, until a chance encounter changed everything. Part of the Art After 5 universe.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 164,956 - Reviews: 9856 - Favs: 3,660 - Follows: 2,302 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Complete
Things We Throw Out From A Window by WeAreAllABunchOfLiars reviews
A girl gets an assignment as a bounty hunter to visit My Chemical Romance... what is going to happen?
Marching Band - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 34,737 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Complete
3 cheers 4 sweet revenge and 1 for freaky friends by Ninja-Dolphins reviews
A MCR story Meelix realises how weird and freaky her friend is and gets involved with the people she dreams of...a companion to three cheers for sweet revenge and one for badluck..rated M for naughty words and spazzed up teenage problems...
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,408 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Complete
This Is Not My Life by IsaKassees reviews
Follow Bella as she tries to survive a madman's abduction and keep a stranger's child from succumbing to his wild fantasies, and follow Edward as he tries to stay sane searching for his daughter taken right before his eyes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 315,889 - Reviews: 17649 - Favs: 11,536 - Follows: 5,020 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14509 - Favs: 16,749 - Follows: 8,703 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Such Great Heights by SydneyAlice reviews
Edward Cullen is in desperate need of a nanny after his wife walks out on him and their five-year-old son. Bella Swan is a teacher with no job prospects. Can she find her true place in the world while helping father and son overcome their pain? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 107,444 - Reviews: 9708 - Favs: 8,819 - Follows: 3,511 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Midnight Desire by Twilightzoner reviews
An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,654 - Reviews: 5418 - Favs: 7,205 - Follows: 3,441 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sadalsuud by Enchantable reviews
Moviefic! The day before his wedding to Tamina, Dastan finally tells her the truth about what transpired between them in the alternate time.
Prince of Persia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 154,329 - Reviews: 1884 - Favs: 920 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Dastan, Tamina - Complete
The Screamers by KiyaRaven reviews
Street kid. Rockstar. Worlds apart and yet so similar. Sometimes fate throws people together for a reason, and sometimes two people that rub each other the wrong way make the best sparks. All Human **WARNING: MOSTLY HUMOR BUT ALSO CONTAINS ANGST & DARK THEMES**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 358,773 - Reviews: 12650 - Favs: 7,440 - Follows: 3,563 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I Hate Myself For Loving You by halojones reviews
Bella's ready to bust out of her shell in college with roomie Alice. She meets the dazzling but rakish Edward, but is warned of his less than angelic ways. Will B/A be just another notch in the belt for J/E, or will they teach the boys a lesson or two?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 239,525 - Reviews: 10062 - Favs: 7,517 - Follows: 6,168 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 3/28/2008
Only Human by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Complete. A wish sends Bella back in time to Chicago, 1918, and to a human Edward. This story is baby-free.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,635 - Reviews: 6056 - Favs: 10,444 - Follows: 2,749 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Alphabet Weekends by the-glory-days reviews
Bored with their dismal love lives, best friends Edward and Bella come up with the idea of exploring the world of sex using the alphabet for the next twenty-six weekends. What happens when things go from two friends having fun to something serious? AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 124,991 - Reviews: 11480 - Favs: 11,910 - Follows: 6,023 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Iero Twins by atomic.stephy reviews
A ten year old's life is changed when the delonge family takes her in, but things weren't that great after a while, so she leaves to live in New York, with her sister, get a new job, meet her twin brother by chance and fall in love with his best friend.
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 54,811 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 7/7/2008
A Dream While I'm Awake by Through Lines Of Despair reviews
A story about a girl who finds out the truth about her family, and what happens when she meets MCR
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 7,573 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Complete
Because you're breaking our black, little hearts by TalesOfTheHoplesslyRomantic reviews
Gerard and Mikey Way, Frank Iero, Bob Bryar, Ray Toro, Suicide, grief, lust and good old teenage angst. MCR and a certain girl who might just find a reason to keep on living. Could love be at first sight or does it take a hell of a lot more than that?
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 46 - Words: 117,869 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Complete
Avenly and Me by xxxMCRemoxxx reviews
she needed a friend and a new sister was perfect. now 2 years later her life is going through a major change for he better and for the worse. My Chemical Romance
X-overs - Rated: M - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 60 - Words: 160,460 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/9/2009 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Complete
Old habits die hard and create a hell of a mess by TalesOfTheHoplesslyRomantic reviews
Emma is a typical teenage girl, but when her best friend Frank Iero introduces her to his band mates her life changes: her venemous past reveals itself and she might just find love. Gerard Way, Mikey Way, Bob Bryar and Ray Toro MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE...
Crossover - X-overs & Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 51,985 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 9186 - Favs: 16,598 - Follows: 3,619 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Red Line by WinndSinger reviews
Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 351,671 - Reviews: 19645 - Favs: 12,774 - Follows: 5,809 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
My Paramore Romance by xX death of my nightmare Xx reviews
This is about Hayley Williams and Gerard Way 's or Alex Gaskarth's romance. It has also Pete Wentz and other guys from other bands. It has mild language. Mild cursing.
Misc. Comics - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,745 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/3/2009 - Published: 4/22/2008
Your Guardian Angel by InkAndPaperTwin reviews
MCR fanfiction, about Gerard's guardian angel. Rated M for later chapters and uh...gore. Not your typical fanfiction hahaha.
X-overs - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,640 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 6/5/2008
You're My What! Gerard Way by Chemically Unstable Disco reviews
Jadis has never known her father. It was always her mum, her dog and her. But one afternoon when she's walking home from school, her friend Hailey shows her a newspaper article. The article explains that it is rumoured that My Chemical Romance are in town
X-overs - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,288 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Complete
The Black Parade by Max Phrost reviews
An anthology of 14 short stories based on My Chemical Romance's The Black Parade. Are you afraid to die?
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 4,910 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/25/2008 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Complete
The My Chemical Romance Bible by XTearsXOfXInnocenceX reviews
The MCR Bible. This is for all the other MCR fans on this site. Origionally posted on deviantart by Bloody Misfit. Enjoy!
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,458 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/9/2008 - Complete
Faye A frank iero fanfiction by Limelicious reviews
Faye is Gerard's girlfriend....but Gerard is in love with his best friend Ally...who is coming to visit, with her boyfriend Frank...Frank and Faye instantly want each other...and what Gerard and Ally dont know, wont hurt them..
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,992 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/17/2008 - Published: 9/9/2008
San Fransisco Lovers by RosalieRomeo reviews
When Nicki is at work doing her own thing she meets Frank Iero. Who asks her for a date not knowing he wouldn't be able to leave this city without her. Their story. review please
X-overs - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,022 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 4/13/2008
Finding Marbles by PunkRock-Remedy reviews
Job promotions are good, right? Sicely is moved from Paris and her best friend, all the way to New Jersey. Who the hell lives in Belleville? Apparently some important people. Frank Iero fanfic. I do not own MCR, no matter how much I'd like to ;D Mia
Color Purple - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,028 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/12/2008 - Published: 5/15/2008
The Jetset Life is Gonna Kill You by RosalieRomeo reviews
Gerard Way's child hood best friend Mina is the sweetest most gorgeous thing he has ever seen. but when she starts dating a guy known to push things what will Gerard do. A Gerard Way Fan Fic review please
X-overs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/11/2008 - Published: 4/9/2008
Your Eyes Vacant And Stained by azzek695 reviews
My Chemical Romance Frerard fanfiction. Includes homosexual smut, baaaad language and violence etc etc. - Gerard and Frank meet and, along with a new found friend, forge their futures.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 45 - Words: 42,395 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/7/2008 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Complete
Love Will Tear Us Apart by Kat.Bites reviews
Fate: We don't belong together, but we sure seem like we do. MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE.
Screenplays - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 25,009 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Complete
It's Not A Fashion StatementIt's A Deathwish by Kat.Bites reviews
love conquers all...until friends get involved. MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE.
Screenplays - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 35,212 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Complete
Hand In Mine, Into Your Sapphire Blues by TiggiTigTig reviews
My Chemical Romance Frank Iero fic. True love can make a guy so blue!
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 92 - Words: 143,401 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Complete
Learning to Trust by pengz reviews
COMPLETE My Chemical Romance. Mina was only seventeen when she was almost raped by an older boyfriend, barely legal when she started seeing Frank behind Bert's back, but what can you expect in a world of rocky romances?
We Will Rock You - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,711 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/2/2006 - Complete