Wow. Just wow. There is nothing on here? Time to change that...

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will hide in your suitcase.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dig an escape tunnel with your plastic spork after theirs breaks.

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOOOME!"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap!

Person 1: I'm a Harry Potter fan. I wish I could go to Hogwarts!

Person 2: I'm a Percy Jackson fan. I wish i could go to Camp Halfblood!

Person 3: I'm a Hunger Games fan and I... Never mind, I'm good.

18 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

17. Throw skittles at people and yell, "Taste the rainbow, bitch!"

18. Go the toy section, get a light-saber and start challenging people to a Jedi match.

That boy you punched in the hall today?Commited suicide a few minutes ago

The boy you called lame?He has to work every night to support his family.That girl you pushed down the stairs the other day?She's already being abused at home.That girl you called fat?She's starving herself.The old man you made fun of because of his ugly scars?He fought for our country.The boy you made fun of for crying?His mother is dying.You think you know them.Guess what?You don't!

Repost this if you are against bullying.I bet 99% of you won't ,but repost this if you are the 1% with a heart.

-sMoShFiRe

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE
1. We have cookies! (Yumm!)

2. Meet the recruitment bunny!

3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body! (That's always fun! WOOSH!)

4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MUAHAHAHA cough cough! MUAHAHAHA!

5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys! (Now that's always fun!)

6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life! (*Evil smirk*)

7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?

8. WORLD DOMINATION! And the dark side is sooo much better than the good side! (You don't want me in charge of the world... But.. I'll still rule you even though that's a terrible idea.)

9.You get to wear a white lab coat (I thought bad guys wore black?)

10.You can access our stock of cool evil gadgets (Ekat gadgets!)

11.You get to wear tall black shiny boots and a black shiny belt!

12.You get to wear creepy masks (Hehe!)

13. Key word: POWER you get lots of it (see 8)

14.All of the black capes have cool inside pockets to hold stuff... like food...

15.We get a vacation unlike the Jedi's (I thought "evil never takes a vacation"?)

16.We can do dangerous things like sky diving or eating chilli or sunbathing (Sky diving! I'm in! Just make sure Zeus is happy)

17.We get to order our minions around (=) I get to tell someone what to do and they have to listen to me!)

18.When no one is looking, we have funny faces contests

19.We love to mix stuff in the blenders and dare each other to drink it

20.Sometimes, we hijack the TV studios and make our own commercials (Cause everyone loves commercials!)

And other reasons! Find out more when you join us!

JOIN THE DARK SIDE WITH ME AND toritwilight504 and Crazygirl8243! IT'S AMAZING!

BE A MINION TODAY!