A collection of Connor/Reader oneshots from various requests I receive. Most snippets take place post-best ending, unless stated otherwise. Explicit chapters will be marked in the index with an (E) and they will also contain a warning in the notes.

When CyberLife's newest intern is charged with Connor's memory upload, things immediately go awry, leaving one question hanging in the air: how can a glitched android possibly be humanity's last hope? If to err is human, then Connor is definitely the most human of us all. [No pairings, just an error-ridden RK800 trying to do its job]

Cooperative testing is supposed to bring people together through science. Cake is often a good motivator, but escaping a madhouse that tries to pass itself off as a science facility works better. Will they escape? Or will the facility keep them clutched in its iron grasp forever?...

"I have never been without instructions... I don't know what I'm supposed to do now." Connor has become Deviant, but emotions are complicated things. In the aftermath, he still has much to learn.

*SPOILERS* The Axolotl's method of punishment was admittedly stupid, and now the Pines family was stuck with a triangular psychopath once again. What's more, no one knows the full limitations and conditions added to Bill's incarnate form as part of his punishment. The younger twins are still dealing with the traumas of Weirdmageddon. Summary limit, rated T for themes and language.

In the Detroit Police Department, you can count on their team of hotshot detectives and androids to solve any crime that comes their way. A comedy/cop show fic inspired by Brooklyn 99 and Police Squad. Now with added Reed900.

Markus successfully lead the android revolution, Connor became a deviant, and Kara safely escaped to Canada with her new family. Everyone is doing their best to cope with a world full of sentient androids, and a certain pair of detectives are finding life more worth living each day. A collection of (mostly Connor-centric) Oneshots from the Post-Pacifist Ending.

Implied Connor/Reader - conversations and consequences.

A series of separate/non connected oneshots and multichapter fics about our favourite buddy cop duo. (Friendship)

It has been only weeks after the uprising of the androids. Even though most are in fear, many have hatred and anger towards the androids. Hank worries for his android partner and his safety. No longer bound by Cyberlife and the DPD there was only one choice for Connor: Sending him away to his sister who lived beyond that of today's technologies and dangers.

"We need help in hunting down an android who is murdering humans," Simon explains succinctly. "Fuck off," Hank says, talking to nobody in particular, and runs a hand over his face. "Fine," he eventually sighs. "I'll get Connor." Alternatively: a vigilante android, UST, and Hank swearing. (Eventual Markus/Connor. Warning you now, folks.)

While investigating mysterious android deaths at the Eden Club, Connor's software gets infected with a code change that allows him to feel pain... and pleasure. When Hank takes him to a fiery android technician to get it fixed, she triggers some very new sensations that Connor's not sure he wants removed.

Life after the revolution. Connor moves in with Hank and investigates CyberLife while Markus organizes the androids and continues the peace talks with human officials. Kara starts a new life in Canada with her new family. Everything should be easy after the big fight for freedom...right? Or is it just the beginning of a series of battles that will never end?

In which due to whatever unknown force Connor finds himself shot and severely damaged, and oddly enough, bleeding red. 7 months after the events of Detroit: Become Human and Markus' fight for android freedom, confusion sets in as Connor and Hank try to hide the fact that everyone's (except that one guy's) favorite android is now a human. Rated T to be safe. Human!Connor & Dad!Hank

Someone is killing androids by electrocuting them. Hank and Connor are on the case, but the hunt for the killer goes horribly wrong, leaving Hank in a race against time to keep Connor alive. Connor whump fic.

Set after a peaceful ending of the main game wherein everyone survived. Androids suddenly start dropping like flies, as a virus spreads across the state. Connor and Hank must investigate, before the former deviant hunter falls victim next.

Kamski calls Hank up for a very special offer: complete a favour and Cole, the son he lost, shall be reborn as an android. Will this ruin Hank's chances of moving on or will this finally be the push he needs to let go of the past? Father/son platonic Hank x Connor

Call them displaced entities. Say they're out of phase with our reality. But please, whatever you do, don't call them ghosts; that just offends Wilson as a scientist. The guy they hired to get the yuppies out of their house doesn't help matters either. Don't Starve rewrite of Beetlejuice.

After the assassination of revolution leader Markus by the android known as Connor, it was destroyed and left to die in a junkyard. It leaves many open wounds, and even more open questions: Who leads the revolution now? Who was behind the assassination - a deviant traitor, or another conspiracy? And what will Hank do when his partner comes back to him as someone else? [Hank/Connor]

Gavin Reed never liked androids, especially when he's assigned a new partner - RK900, (dubbed "Conan"). Detective Reed only has to solve this one case, and he's done with the android for good. But as their investigation goes on, Gavin sees that there's more to Conan than meets the eye, and both of them have to come to terms with their deeply buried emotions.

(Discontinued) It's been eight months since the androids have gained their freedom. Connor is just starting to find his own. Thoughts of the past trouble him, though, and a new problem is on the rise. When complications occur in what's supposed to be an every-day investigation, things take an unexpected turn. How will these complications affect Connor? How will they change him?

You work in android repair, post-revolution. Your most frequent patient is the prototype RK800 - Connor, visiting every few weeks with a new injury from work. With each visit, you grow closer and learn more about each other. You slowly come to realize that there's more to him than meets the eye, and that perhaps you're not just fixing him. Maybe, just maybe, he's fixing you too.

In Connor's search for his own identity, he and Hank discover the man Connor's model is based on. He's...not what Connor expected at all. Father/son platonic Hank x Connor

Following the Incident at Cyberlife Tower, Hank is having trouble trusting that his Connor is the real Connor if he is out of sight for too long. In order to reassure the Lieutenant, Connor begins engaging in what he calls "Random Acts of Deviance".

In which Hank gets himself an android maid.

A two part alternative to Hank's suicide where Connor saves Hank. Hank's suicide scene broke my heart and I needed to fix it. My boys need each other and they deserve to be happy! TW: suicide attempt. Connor and Hank. Hurt/comfort.

Three times Connor carried Hank and one time, Hank carried him back. Based on a series of very well made drawings I saw in Twitter. I volunteered to write some fanfiction based on them because it was hoped for. The cover image is made by @agikun on Twitter, go and check them out if you want to!

The part where Connor interrogates the three androids has really bugged for for a while now. I knew it needed to be sorted and so I wrote this.

Connor has a nightmare and Hank is there to comfort him. Connor and Hank. Nightmares, Hurt/Comfort. Blood.

Ford loves his brother - no matter what he looks like. Sequel to A Lair Shared is Not so Cold.

This is not a wonderful story... Nor is it some fairy tale about a prince in shiny armor, or of some hero who gets the girl and saves the day. No as terrible as it must sound some stories where not meant to have happy endings, and some people were not meant to have... Happily Ever After's. (BillDip)

People like her have been called many things. Hags, Crones, even Devil's Whores. But now, they were called Witches; skilled in Magic and the power of Will. She knows that this island is teeming with it, but she's yet to learn the unnerving truth behind the beings that lurk in the dark. With the help of a gentlemanly scientist and her Book of Shadow, she's determined to find out.

In a foreign body, Wheatley does not belong. Human!Wheatley/Chell.

Cave Johnson was going to use science to his advantage. Cave Johnson was going to face a challenge other men would never approach. Cave Johnson was going to have sex with himself.

In the age of steam powered machines, Cave Johnson creates an entourage of automatons to help him in Aperture Science's crusade against Black Mesa. Wheatley, his newest creation, is to spearhead the effort with his Blue Matter Core - but unlike other automatons, this metal man has the capacity to feel. [ClockworkAndroid!Wheatley/Chell]

Humans, Wheatley decides, are complicated.

Spin-off of ALaAS. Wheatley 'borrows' a camera and decides to give you weekly updates on the random happenings in the Average Aperture.

Nothing could ever make her forget how much she'd hated him. No amount of brain-damage could erase those terrible moments from her memory, she thought as she stood there with him - the man who fell from space. But these were new moments, just for them.

Meteors, signals, apologies, and that tricky little thing called humanity- four years after the events of Portal II, Wheatley's been handed a second chance, but it's not going to be plain sailing…

It took me a very long time to repair the damage you did to my facility. So long, that I was finally able to decide upon an adequate punishment for your barbaric misconduct, and for putting me in a potato. There are all different kinds of pain, moron.

Wheatley's battery finally gives out.

In which Aperture Laboratories has a small pharmaceutical contamination problem, and Wheatley has the worst job interview in history. Short and dirty -and slightly silly- one-shot zombies!AU.