Ezmerai
 Author has written 1 story for Lord of the Rings. No longer using fanfiction Fictionpress account name: Ezmerai Okay. So you want to know about me, huh? Well that's a hard question to answer. Let's start with the facts. I am a human, though I wish I was an elf. I live in the United States of America. California to be exact. I am 15, and in 11th grade. I love Lord of the Rings, Minecraft, reading, school (I know. I like school 0.0), family, friends, music and animals. I like ice cream, writing, being weird, running (as long as it isn't forced upon me), and sugar. I don't like math (but I like my math teacher, even if he is REALLY scary *hides under desk*), or people who walk slow. I mean, come on! We are humans!! NOT SNAILS! *clears throat* Sorry about that. I hate make-up, shopping, and being forced to do stuff. I am stubborn. I hate apologizing (But I will if I have to). And I HATE admitting I am wrong. People have called me weird, evil, and insane. They may be right. They may be wrong. Even I don't know. I guess we'll find out sooner or later! And I am also severely OCD. Everything has to be organized (except my room). I also hate bad spelling, so if you catch any errors, TELL ME!!! *threatens to strangle readers who don't tell me about mistakes* I play clarinet and violin (I prefer the violin though), and I love horseback riding (English). And I also love my bunny :) I have long, light brown hair that goes down to my waist, and I have light brown eyes that turn slightly green near the edges. If you want me to read a story you wrote, pm and I will try to get around to it! Ya, so that's it for now. If you want to know stuff about me, send a message. I don't bite. *Smiles too innocently* Most of the time. Random stuff I laugh at from other people's profile's page :) If you think that those stupid kids should just give that idiotic Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile. 30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're one of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. 92 percent American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it's uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts off at the others. Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile. If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: -I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! That's so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile! FROM THE DANCING RAIN ALCHEMIST (http://www.fanfiction.net/u/4222537/The-Dancing-Rain-Alchemist) If the character you like in books and movies is never the main character, post this on your profile! If you listen to music when reading fan fiction, post this on profile! If you found out about fan fiction on a Google search like I did, post this on your profile! If your favorite character always dies, post this on your profile! If you hear the characters voices in your head, post this on your profile! If, when you imagine the characters in a book they looking nothing like the actors in the movie, post this on your profile! If your one of those people that reads other peoples profiles, post this on your profile! If your friends think you are obsessed, post this on your profile!If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. (I have done this before) If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If your friends are considering torturing you to stop you talking about a fictional character, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile. 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If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Vert9411, pinkcherryblossom225CherryBlossoms016, SakuraUchiha14, Sasu-Saku-cherryblossm, Daisy Valentine, cherry B101, HopeInHell,Ginny414, xXxWiseGirlxXx, Sushi Obsessed Gal, Blueseas17, Ezmerai If you have ever had an argument with yourself and LOST, copy and paste this on you profile. If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile! Most of the good men in this world are either taken, or fictional characters. Copy if true. If you avoid teen fads and don't live your life according to others copy and paste this. If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy and paste this into your profile. If you absolutely think that pink is the worst color in the world, copy and paste this into your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. If you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile. If you write your own copy & paste things, copy and paste this into your profile. If you don't know what these words mean: OC, OOC, IC, femslash, canon, AU, shipping, lemon, lime, fluff, drabble, one-shot: than copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever pulled a door that said push, copy and paste this on your profile. Random Things: Some I made up, others, others made up. (It's called boredome, people!) When life gives you apples say: Oi! What happened to the lemons? Some people say the glass is half empty some say it's half full. Me? I just want to know who's drinking my dang soda. I'm not random, I'm just dif- OHHHHH A TACO!!!!! If money doesn't grow on trees, how come banks have branches? Cheer up, the worst is yet to come. Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss. 37 Things to do in an Elevator 1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" 2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. 3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves. 4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral. 5. Meow occasionally. 6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly. 7. Say "DING!" at each floor. 8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons. 9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on." 11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?" 12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone. 13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space." 14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you. 15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them. 16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones. 17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?" 18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!" 19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift. 20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers. 21. Swat at flies that don't exist. 22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it. 23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off. 24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you. 25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!" 26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side. 27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently. 28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it. 29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..." 30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't. 31. Ask people which floor they want, then say in 'Who Wants to be a Millionaire?' style if that is "their final answer." 32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting. 33. Ask, "Did you feel that?" 34. Tell people that you can see their aura. 35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again." 36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body." 37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..." (MSG ME IF YOU THINK OF ANY OTHERS!!!) Don't look at me in that tone! I'm not afraid of death. What's it going to do? Kill me? I am terrified of therapists. Whenever I tell that to someone they look at me funny... this is my logic: Therapist- The/rapist. 0.0 Remember what you just said, because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and you'll be devastated then! I'm not insane and the voices in my head agree with me. Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't. A fail so epic, it's almost a win. I'm sarcastic, what's your superpower? A friend is a person that knows you are a good egg, even though you are slightly cracked. Have you noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anybody driving faster is a maniac? I can insult my best friend, but heaven help you if you do. Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is not putting it into a fruit salad. If people were meant to pop out of bed, we'd all sleep in toasters. Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them more When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the person who made you mad. Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? ..He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. If at first you DO succeed, try not to look to impressed. Anger is one letter short of danger. One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask directions. 10 Facts About You 1. You're reading this right now 2. You're realizing that is a stupid fact 4. You didn't notice I skipped three 5. You're checking right now 6. You're smiling 7. You're still reading this even though it is stupid 9. You didn't realize I skipped eight 10. You're checking again and smiling about how you fell for it again 11. You're enjoying this 12. You didn't realize there's only supposed to be ten facts 95 of people would go nuts if Edward Cullen jumped off a building. 4 would yell JUMP. If you are the 1 that would push him, copy this and paste it and put it on your profile 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6, Bubble Blower, panache2005, .Dr1v3n t0 1n5aN1Ty., Serenity.Jones, crystalshake, KOIZUMI MICHIYO, Eeveeninja77, Linzerj,LionLover190, CaMaRoFaN14, Ironhide and Lennox, supergirlprime, StoleTheSpider, Blueseas17, Ezmerai If you've ever talked to inanimate objects like they were people, and then tried to get others to do it too, copy and paste this into your profile. If you absolutely are TERRIFIED of spiders, copy and paste this on your profile. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! People say that I'm weird, but I think that weird is strange, and strange is odd, and odd is different, and different is unique, and everyone is unique, so unique is normal, so therefore I am normal. If the same is true for you, copy this onto your profile! If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this to your profile. If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile XD If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this to your profile. If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this to your profile. One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult -If you actually read all this, I love you :) |
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