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Freak of Nature by deathbyinsomnia reviews
AU! In a world of only angels and humans, humans serve as slaves. When 16-year-old Castiel, a pure-blood angel, meets the city's "Freak" he doesn't know what to say. 18-year-old Dean is a half human-half angel hybrid. Between family and the love of his life, Castiel, who will he choose to save? -COMPLETE-
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 56 - Words: 69,043 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 12/21/2016 - Published: 6/6/2013 - [Dean W., Castiel] - Complete
Nobody Can Force the King by Jallerian reviews
A seventh origin that never made the game is encapsulated in this story that follows Zachary Lawson, the child of Aleks and Elena. We start with Zachary's origin story, and eventually, his path as a Warden with Alistair. The beginning chapters are labelled with Origin to show pre-Ostagar. [Alistair and Zachary Pairing]
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,431 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/2/2014 - Published: 9/2/2014 - [Alistair, OC] Amell, Hawke (M)
No Need For Words by johnegdorkable reviews
Shy, mute John moves with his father to Texas and must attend high school there. He meets new people, makes some friends and is introduced to a boy named Dave who John can only describe as perfect. JohnxDave
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 39,447 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 11/8/2014 - Published: 4/5/2014 - John E., Dave S.
Evening Satirist by pyxie reviews
Dean is living a legitimately normal life in Seattle. Castiel is...not normal. He's an Angel who hunts any supernatural creature in the area. They're neighbours and enjoy each others' presences after hours. It starts with wine and brioche and progresses to something more. Rated M for later chapters. Also, there are wings. Night Vale crossover in a later chapter. AU Dean/Cas Finit
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 48,391 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 2/9/2014 - Published: 10/25/2013 - [Castiel, Dean W.] Sam W., Gabriel - Complete
I Wish Circumstances Were Different by pyxie reviews
Castiel wishes that circumstances were different and Chuck pays a visit. They end up three years in the past, Sam never dies, Dean never goes to hell. They retire. Or at least, they hope they could if there weren't two angels following them around Chicago. Think Cat!Cas and Wing!Kink and oh so much more. Kind of an AU Dean/Cas and Sam/Gabe (Rated M for later chapters and language)
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,441 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 11/7/2013 - Published: 8/5/2013 - [Dean W., Castiel] [Sam W., Gabriel] - Complete
Looking for Castiel in Night Vale by nani'anela reviews
"Commuters. If you see a 1967 Chevy Impala on the roads, please. Do not shoot at it, throw grenades and/or any other explosives at it. I assure you that this is not the same, driverless vehicle from earlier this year, cursing several people into singing "Eye of the Tiger" and doing jumping jacks for hours straight before fainting. You are safe. Relatively." Welcome to Night Vale.
Crossover - Supernatural & Radio Dramas - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,608 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/5/2013 - Published: 8/9/2013 - Dean W., Sam W., Castiel, Welcome to Night Vale - Complete
Makes Scents by nicknack22 reviews
Cas smells…different. Dean recognizes that this is a weird fucking thing to notice. It's not like he goes around sniffing people or anything...he's not a creep or anything...It's just…Cas smells different, and Dean does notice and it's driving him a little crazy. Some fluff for season nine.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,288 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/20/2013 - Dean W., Castiel, Sam W. - Complete
Scientifically Impossible by messyfeathers reviews
"Perfection doesn't exist." Carlos spat. "It's a scientific impossibility. And even if it did exist, I would be nowhere near it." (aka the real reason why Cecil told all of Night Vale that Carlos chews a bit too loud) Cecilos fluff oneshot.
Radio Dramas - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,302 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/8/2013 - Welcome to Night Vale - Complete
Commentary by WinterSky101 reviews
A WtNV fic. Cecil is a bit of a stalker and a total dork, but it's okay. He's definitely the most interesting boyfriend Carlos has ever had. Or, Carlos listens to Cecil's show and Cecil forgets that he's doing so. Cecil/Carlos.
Radio Dramas - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,589 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/21/2013 - Welcome to Night Vale - Complete
Baby Blues with a Chocolate Chip Muffin by im-an-idjit reviews
Dean's crushing on the guy who always orders a cappuccino and a chocolate chip muffin. (oneshot, coffee shop!AU)
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,646 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/13/2013 - [Castiel, Dean W.] - Complete
Alive Again by Kick-it-up-a-knotch reviews
Castiel Novak has the power to bring people back to life with a single touch. But if he touches them again, they die and stay dead. When Cas brings back estranged childhood friend Dean Winchester, how will the pair cope with never being able to touch again? And who even killed Dean in the first place? AU based on the TV show Pushing Daisies. Rating may go up later on. Destiel.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 29,431 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Cosmic Love by Sparx424 reviews
What are falling stars, but falling angels? Atoms call to atoms, and everything came from stars in the beginning. Even humans... A Destiel love story orchestrated by the universe itself.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,467 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/14/2012 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Bring It On Home by thecouchcarrot reviews
Multi-chapter Dean/Cas AU. Dean the Sales Rep just moved into the neighborhood, and his neighbor is a definitely crazy shut-in. Ch. 30: "I'm not lovely. Knitted tea cozies are lovely." Now complete.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 43,626 - Reviews: 1669 - Favs: 1,927 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Let Me See The Best In You by Luciel89 reviews
AU. Dean has recently lost his long-time friend and hunting partner. When he returns to work he finds out that his new partner is an angel - Castiel, who has a mysterious past. Neither is impressed to be partners, and they hate each other's guts. Or do they...? Full summary inside.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 42,217 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
The Mirror by cloudyjenn reviews
When Dean touches a strange mirror, he's whisked away to one alternate reality after another and it doesn't take him long to realize the universe is trying to tell him something.-Dean/Castiel
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 26,056 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 2,229 - Follows: 276 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Seal Me Up and Sell Me Out by enakoritsi reviews
AU Dean/Castiel. Dean paints, and Castiel watches.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,832 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete