Non-magic AU, 2004: The summer before college, Sirius goes backpacking through Scotland to escape his family's expectations. In a small village in the Highlands, an unexpected flirtation turns his whole world upside down. Alternately, the story of how Scotland loves Remus and wants him to be happy. Written 2011, edited 2014. Podfic available at AO3.

A heart leads Bella back home to Forks... and to the brother of the woman who donated it.

Remus writes to Sirius while he is in Azkaban. Sirius never writes back. Rated for attempted suicide. 10 reviews and I'll write a sequel.

What happens in Vegas doesn't always stay there. Can Sookie and Eric beat the odds or will their house of cards come tumbling down? Rated M for later chapters. AH/AU

Bella Swan - rock band New Moon's lone female guitarist - has always loved front man Edward Cullen and always hated his slut of a girlfriend. He's been blind to her feelings before, but things are about to change as soon as New Moon's world tour starts.

Eric's latest dayman wasn't up to snuff, so he put out a call for a new one. Little does he know his next dayman may not even be a man at all. Enter Sookie, who at the age 14 is enrolled in a supernatural school run by Mr. C. There she developed her telepathy and honed her skills to enmesh herself in the supernatural world. Her DAYS will never be the same. E/S. Multiple-POV. AU

Sookie and Eric meet online and fall in love. How will it work? rated M for later chapters AH/AU No stubborn Sookie, Geeky yet da*n fine Eric and Sassy Pam. Make a booking with your dentist, this one is sweet enough to rot teeth! still packs a punch tho!

Alert the Darwin Awards! Bella Swan, depressed and demented, nearly dies trying to kill herself & is shipped to Forks WA. Watch her update her facebook status and fall in love. WARNING: MA, very dark comedy. OOC w/ nod to canon , E/B some Jake , AH

John/Sherlock. Sherlock lusts from afar. John tries hard to fool himself. High school AU.

Five symptoms of Jem Carstairs's "illness," and how Tessa soothes them all.

Fred is surprised to find how much Hermione has grown up since her days as the Gryffindor bookworm. He's even more surprised by how much he wants her. Hermione/Fred rated M

Tessa is rethinking her feelings about Will. Her feelings about Jem, however, continue to grow stronger. The question is, does he feel the same way? JemxTessa oneshot. Rated M for mild lemon. Contains scene from Clockwork Angel.

A misunderstanding makes the Cullens plan a cruel prank on unpopular Isabella Swan for vengeance. But as Edward takes on the challenge of seducing Bella he quickly discovers her dark world at home. Edward must now save the girl he was supposed to break.

A new shy waitress finds herself working in an upscale Strip Club Hooligans. All hell breaks loose when a certain arrogant blond is the star of the show. Will Sookie be able to resist the arrogant ass clad in fur? All Human AU NOW COMPLETE!

Sookie and Eric have been best friends since high school. Eric decides that today, Valentine's Day, he wants to make a confession to her. How will Sookie react to his confession? AH/AU

Nothing intrigued Lily more than a good mystery. She thought that she had solved the greatest of all when she had dated Lysander in her 7th year, and since then she has only been bored. What happens when a stranger presents her with her style of game?

Tessa gets closer to Jem after Will's harsh words to her. She tells Jem the whole truth about what Will had said to her in the attic.

In college, Eric is a nerdy virgin and meets Sookie in the library. He's shy and adorkable, and likes Sookie, who is looking for some happiness herself. AH-OOC.

Jason Stackhouse returns home with a friend, Alcide. Sookie realizes that Alcide is the man she's been dreaming about. Interested in why she dreams about him and Jason's secret life, Sookie gets involved in a secret that could end up killing her.

This is an AU/AH fic, inspired by some late night ficleting is that a word? over at the Sookieverse. Professor Northman teaches English at a distinguished liberal arts college. Sookie Stackhouse is an English major. Yeah, you know it's wrong.