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Author has written 1 story for Percy Jackson and the Olympians. Name: Umm Let's go with Ashlee. Gender: Female. Age: Hahaha! You wish you knew! Cuddly! :): No. Fav Color; BLUE!!!!!!!!!!!! Fav Food: Pie Fav Person!: ... Favorite Quote: Represented! Hottest PJO peoples!?: i like no one! or at least i'm not telling u! WHAT! Comment. Look I'm not mean ( Some of the time...) as i sound in my desription! i'm just not very.. well what's the word: Nice, Fun, Jolly(SANTA!), Huggable. that's all! peace! ten ways to know you're obsessed with Percy Jackson: 1. you say "Go to the Underworld!" ,"What, in the name of Zues!", etc. [guilty!] 2.you blame Hermes when something is stolen or the internet is down 3.you spray painted a quarter and tried to send an iris message 4.you cry when you see THE LAST OLYMPIAN 5.you write almost all of your fanfics about Percy 6.you have a crush on one of the characters [for me its either Percy or Malcolm] 7.you go to L.A. looking for the underworld 8.you pick out your godly parent 9.you hate Rick Riordian for having to wait a year 10.and YOU READ THIS LIST! and there are many more ╔╗╔═╦╗ Put this on your profile Favorite Quotes (From Percy Jackson and the Olympians Movie. You have to see it to get it. LOL) : "This is a pen." -Percy when Chiron hands him Ripetide "Is it me, or is it raining cows?" -Grover after the Minitor throws a cow at their car "Why are you taking your pants off?" -Percy "Ha! She would squash you like a bug." -Grover on Annabeth "That's a sword, that's a sword!" -Luke "Oh, you guys take camp way to seriously..." -Percy "I always lose...maybe we're both wrong." -Percy "You're being followed!" -Grover "Journior protector." "Was that really nesciassary?" -Percy and Grover "Needless to say, she hates it there...It's hot, he's a wierdo..." -Luke "Aww! Guys! I can't pee with her watching me!" -Grover "Those are working class Americans!" -Grover "(Kisses Medusa's head) Eww...That's nasty..." -Grover "OK guys, always put the eights and never the tens..." -Grover "Um, on a cocktail waitress or a showgirl...we should start there!" -Grover "We're heading to the chapel! We're getting married! Wait, which one did I propose to?" -Grover "That's how you get out of a casiono! That it how your drive!" -Grover "OK, we won't DIE and come back..." -Grover "Great, they smell goat..." -Grover "Or what? What will you do? I'm already in hell..." -Pershephone "NO! Stick to the Mick Jager thing...it works for you!" -Grover Other Favorite Quotes: "Do what you want cause those who mind don't matter and those who matter won't mind." -Dr. Suess "You must be the change you wish to see in the world." -Ghandi "True love is only for those strong enough to endure it." -Jim Roberts "The best way out is through." -Robert Frost "The hardest thing to do is watch someone you love, love someone else." -Author Unknown "When your in love and can't fall asleep it's because reality is better than dreams." -Dr. Suess @..@ this is the Justice monkey if you love to shop post this on your profile!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 If you are the type of girl who will brake out in laughing at something that happend yesterday Copy and Paste this on your profile If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile If NORMAL is the worst word to describe you in the dictionary, copy and paste this to your profile. If you're obsessed with PJO like me, copy this into your profile If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE (\_/) Girls Female Comebacks: Guy: Where have you been all my life? Guy: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Guy: Is this seat empty? Guy: Your place or mine? Guy: So, what do you do for a living? Guy: Hey baby, what's your sign? Guy: I would go to the end of the world for you. Guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Guy: Your eyes they're amazing. Guy: I'd like to call you. What's your number? Guy: I know how to please a woman Guy: I can tell you want me the pledge to PJO (i didn't write this) I promise to remember Percy Whenever i'm at sea I promise to remember Annabeth whenever a spider comes at me I promise to protect nature for Grovers sake of course I promise to remember Luke whenever my heart fills with remorse I promise to remember Chiron whenever i see a sign that says "Free Pony Ride" I promise to remember Tyson when a friend says they'll stick be my side I promise to remember Thalia when a friend is afraid of heights I promise to remember Clarisse whenever i see someone who gives me a fright I promise to remember Bianca when i see a sister scold her younger brother I promise to remember Nico whenever i see someone who doesn't get along well with others I promise to remember ZOE when i watch the stars I promise to remember Rachel when a limo passes my car Yes, I promise to remember Percy Jackson and the Olympians wherever i may go "'It's him,' I said. 'Typhon.' To me, “FEARLESS” is not the absence of fear. It’s not being completely unafraid. To me, FEARLESS is having fears. FEARLESS is having doubts. Lots of them. To me, FEARLESS is living in spite of those things that scare you to death...I think love is FEARLESS- Taylor Swift Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today.- James Dean Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass. It's about learning how to dance in the rain.- Anonymous Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn to play by the rules, then you must forget the rules and play from your heart.- Unknown Jesus had no servants, yet they called Him Master... FRIENDS: Help you find your prince. "They say one day your whole life will flash before your eyes, make it worth watching." ~ Anonymous The quality of life is not determined by the number of breaths you take, but by the number of moments that take your breath away. The trouble with alarm clocks is that they always go off when you're asleep. WARNING: Do not follow in my footsteps. I tend to walk into walls and off cliffs. Real girls aren't perfect, and perfect girls aren't real. I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh, the fun I will have. (I don't have ADD, I have SAS: short attention span) I used up all my sick days at work so I'm calling in dead. Note to self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines. My favorite word is sarcasm. A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws. "We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do." Screw fire and save matches!! Hippopotomonstrousaequipodaliophobic - Fear of long words. My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen. I ran with scissors, and lived! A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws. "We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do." Screw fire and save matches!! Hippopotomonstrousaequipodaliophobic - Fear of long words. My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen. I ran with scissors, and lived! I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally. If two wrongs dont make a right, try three. Borrow money from pessimists- they dont expect to get it back! There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that cant. Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss. An apple a day keeps the doctor away. . . if well-aimed. One way to find out if something works: push all the buttons. I hear your silence loud and clear. According to the latest figures, 43% of all statistics are utterly worthless. If at first you don't succeed, change the rules. Tell the truth and run. Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to. Friends come and go while enemies never do; they just multiply. Power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda neat. Generally, generalizations are wrong. Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make ye mad. All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative. If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research. Life is like a box of chocolates - it's full of nuts. The Truth is out there. So what are you doing here? Whatever you are, be a good one. You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist. You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public. We are the people our parents warned us about. Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong. The difficulty is not so great as to die for a friend, as to find a friend worth dying for. Enjoy every minute of life. There's plenty of time to be dead. And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count, it's the life in your years. We don't live in the world of reality, we live in the world of how we perceive reality. If God had intended Man to smoke, he would have set him on fire. A single death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic. Have the courage to live. Anyone can die. Education is important. School, however, is another matter. What do we want? PROCRASTINATION! When do we want it? . . . . Next week. Maybe this world is another planet's hell. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out alive. You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me. I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing. When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling. Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. What do you mean, my birth certificate expired? My mind works like lightning . . . . one brilliant flash and it's gone. The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not. Don't underestimate the power of funny. It moves mountains. Never say that! Never! Run before you walk! Fly before you crawl! Keep moving forward! Because if we fail, I'd rather fail really hugely. All or nothing! Always forgive your enemies- nothing annoys them more. If Barbie's so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? Growing old is mandatory . . . growing UP is optional . . . When I'm stressed, I laugh. When I'm happy, I laugh. When I'm nervous, I laugh. If I find something funny, I can't stop laughing. If you find any poisonous plants in your tea, just to let you know, it wasn't me. Don't pop my bubbles. I'll get depressed. Anatidaephobia: the fear that somehow, somewhere, a duck is watching you. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em. You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was. If your heart was really broken . . . you'd be dead so shut up. People say "Guns don't kill people, People kill people!" Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled "Bang", I don't think you'd kill too many people. He who laughs last didn't get it. If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem. They laugh because we're losers . . . . We laugh because they just figured it out. The 50-50-90 rule: any time you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong. The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on. The voices may not be real, but they have some pretty good ideas. Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. A wise man once said, "Ask a girl." Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter. Why be difficult, when, with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible? If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk. Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck. Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to. You have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be misquoted and used against you. Chaos, panic, pandemonium. My work here is done. If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Newsflash, Honey, I don't live to please you. Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same. Being mature is overrated. Being weird is like being normal, only better. I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me. Boys are like lava lamps: fun to watch but not too bright. It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and only 4 to reach out and slap someone. I believe you should live each day as if it were your last, which is why I don't do my laundry. I mean, come on, who would wanna wash clothes on the last day of their life? Silence is golden . . . duct tape is silver. When life gives you lemons . . . Be insane- well behaved people never made history. My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil. To the world you are just one person, but to one person, you're the world. Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out. One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he took a wrong turn, got lost, and was too stubborn to ask for directions. It's always in the last place you look . . . of course it is, why would I keep looking for it? Happiness is just around the corner! . . . Too bad the world is round . . . I'm not random . . . I can only please one person a day. Today's not your day, and tomorrow's not looking good either. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it! If I don't write to empty my mind, I go mad. I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that thing up in two seconds. When I play Rock, Paper, Scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you *!" Rock beats paper. Always. But since we live in a world where Paper may beat rock, use Cannonball; it makes a big hole in paper. I hate it when people say there is no such thing as normal. There IS such thing, as normal means average, what is considered to be most common. Normal. Of course, I'm not normal at all so I have no idea what I'm on about. If you want to learn how to explode things, crush things, cause things harm, or whatever random things you need, I'm your girl. If you want to know about anything that you will actually USE in life, go somewhere else. The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide. Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can! Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it . . . Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up. Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water! \"Sir, we're surrounded!" |
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