MY name is Natrona. Not really. Call me Nat, or Charlie. Because Charlie is a perfectly fine name for a female, THANK YOU.

It's not mine though.

Age: I'm younger than S.K and S.J, sadly.

Birth date: 6/7/guess. (I use British English. Remember that. -points to birth date- July 6, not June 7.)

A few things about me.

I have the grace of a dying turtle. My life is a straight line, except a lot more gay. (I'm straight, mind you. I just like slash and femmeslash. GO LOVE) I'm a sort of, maybe artist. It's a hobby. I'm obsessed with elbow pads, flower prints, sweaters and finger-less gloves. I've been considering getting a cat. My mother and father haven't said anything yet.

And you've just got a hint about my age. First person who gets it gets Loki. Not really.

Back to my gay, but not gay, but really gay life. If you listen closely, you can hear the sobs of a Glee fangirl. Also, OMG KLAINE. My favorite Doctor is the Eleventh Doctor. I'm in love with sketchy drawings done digitally. I actually like Maths. Staring into Matt Bomer's eyes is like staring into the sun. I like Supernatural. I have all these characters in my head that are just going through the drama of a life not as a straight as mine and a lot more exciting. You know, it's a curved line. A bent stick. A folded piece of paper (sort of, I'm bad at analogies). Speaking of folding, I like Inception. I ship Ariadne and Arthur.

I am an Anglophile.

SJ is a wonderful person who fixes my mistakes and is just an overall great person. GO BE FRIENDS WITH HER. SK is a wonderful person who has amazing ideas. Sadly, she hasn't shared them yet.

Shameless self-promotion? I say yes.

My Tumblr.

Stories:

In Between Worlds: Take a Goth, a Geek, and the Akatsuki, and put them in the same house. Add in two polar opposite twins, a 16 year old with questionable morals, and an oblivious brother. Stir, and you've got this story. Apparently, this story has gone on hiatus before it has even begun. Began? Oh, screw it.

HELLO PEOPLE I DON'T KNOW!!!!!! (Nat: Too many exclamation marks. Fix, please.)

My turn! Make way for the NMBC lover!
Okay... (clears throat)

NAME: My name is Saphia Jaime Hart, which was originally Saphia Julienne Hart, but I changed it for personal reasons. But just call me S.J. I have a long story with many twists and turns and adventures with magic and family and friendship and stuff like that. Oh, you wouldn't be interested.

BIRTH DATE:
Saphia: Sept. 14 _.
Older than Nat, Younger than S.K.

Personality: Strange, peculiar, odd, unusual, queer, extraordinary, abnormal, eccentric,irregular, outlandish, unnatural, unconventional, bizarre, freakish, erratic, farfetched, (I'm running out of words, thesaurus, don't fail me now) awkward, alienated, eerie, uncanny, supernatural, kooky, nutty, far-out, unique, one-of-a-kind, unknown, unfamiliar... Oh, forget it, I'm tired...

If the word "weird" comes to mind, have a cookie.
Snake and Spider stew flavored, of course. :)

Newsflash: So it seems that S.K, being the anime/manga fangirl she is, managed to hook me into her fandom with her. Now I have a new obsession over Soul Eater (I discovered it myself, no credits to S.K, heck, I'm the one who suggested it to her) and a few others like Caradcaptor Sakura, Zodiac P.I., Death Note, and Kitchen Princess(also self discovered). Oh, and Tsubasa Chonicles (S.K's evil doings)

Now, more about me. I love anything that has to do with art, from drawing to arts and crafts, to music and dance, to martial arts, and I love doing the said kinds of art (except dancing, I dance like a robot who needs oil *sigh*).

I'm a pacifist. I don't really like fights and most of the time, I just try to avoid or appease hostile people ( I don't get stepped on, though, no misconceptions, please ). Ironically, most of my favorite characters like to pick fights. Most of the time I just keep away and watch, pretending it's just a blockbuster movie.

I'm also a perfectionist when I want to be one. My friends often get annoyed by me wanting perfect grammar, accurate answers and perfect test scores. Some people just can't get it when I'm joking around. I don't like that. Or do I?

I hate Thursdays. Thursdays are bad-luck days. Do you hate Thursdays, too?
...I didn't think so.

Most people say I'm nice, helpful, kind, and creative, but they have yet to see evil me. Mwahahaha... Meanwhile, I will just hide in the darkness... and wait.

Some say I have a wide variety of tastes in films, books and music. Scroll down and see if you agree with them.

LIKES: reading, writing, drawing, composing music, Asian food (except Mongolian, long story) sweet and touching stories & movies, broadway musicals, singing randomly, swimming, daydreaming, Land Before Time, Rio, Lion King, Coraline, Tangled, The Nightmare Before Christmas (duh), Sound of Music, Magic School Bus, Corpse Bride, Danny Elfman songs, James and the Giant Peach, Corpse Bride, Coraline, Pokemon, Archie Comics, The manga stated above, Death the Kid, Patty, Crona, Lock, Shock and Barrel, designing stuff, and being random. Oh yeah, and FLUFFY STUFF!!! FLUUUUUFFFY!!!!:)

DISLIKES: New food, incorrect grammar (just annoys me, don't get mad, abusers of the English language) active stuff , traveling (I'm such a homebody, right?), studying (who doesn't), P.E (don't ask), tutors, no time for freedom and being yelled at.

FAVE CATCHPHRASES:

Oh my gosh omigosh omigosh!!! (S.K: In class she's like that...)

Yes! YES! YEEEES!!!(S.K: It means she has a high score. ) (S. J. Shaddup...)

NEWEST FAVE CATCHPHRASE: S.K, DIE.

Personal Quotes:
Just because people are close and always work together doesn't mean they are siblings. And it doesn't mean they like each other, either. Like me! (what, were you thinking of Lock, Shock and Barrel or something?)

I'm random, crazy and awkward, and I like it that way. Not sue if everyone feels the same way. Oh well, who cares.

Some say you feel old when you get aches and pains. Some say you feel old when your hair turns white. Some say you feel old when your muscles weaken. I feel old when I start to use the higher sink in the public bathrooms. I AM OLD!!!! AAAAH! THE HORROR!!!!

What makes a happy life is not how many years you live, but how you spend the years you live. Yep. It's so philosophical. I'm so proud of myself...

I'm not a girl, I'm a witch.
Yes I am, non-believers.

Borrowed Quotes:
Haven't you heard of peace on earth, and goodwill towards men? NO!!! (Santa and LS&B, Nightmare Before Christmas)

When in Rome, eat lotsa pasta! (Soul, Soul Eater)

I'm surrounded by idiots... (Scar, Lion King) A/N: Sad but true...

I fly? No, you falled. (Petrie and Ducky, Land Before Time)

I knew I should've stayed home today! (Arnold, Magic School Bus)

Quotes from nowhere...

"If life gives you lemons, keep them, hey free lemons."

"Imagine you are in the middle of the ocean, surrounded by sharks. How do you survive?... Stop imagining!"

"1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you."

"It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone"

"If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight."

"Don't worry that the world is going to end today, it's already tomorrow in Australia!"

Traffic cops are like ninjas, you don't see them until it's too late.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver

Scientifically, it should be impossible for bees to fly because their wings are too small for their fat little bodies. Bees fly anyway, because they really don't care what we think is impossible.

You were born an original... don't die a copy.

Your right to smoke stops when it interferes with my right to breathe.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Everything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.

I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot.

They say "guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the gun helps, cuz if you just stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think too many people would die.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

PAIRINGS I SUPPORT:

Nightmare Before Christmas
Lock x Shock (cuteness)
Barrel x Shock (needs more love)
Lock x Barrel (Boogie's Boys pairings! Whee!)
Jack x Sally (it's Jack and Sally! Aaaand it's canon...)
Barrel x OC (as long as it's a good OC... Like r2ninjaturtle's Obi Boogie... I love her)

Lion King
Simba x Nala
Kovu x Kiara
Mufasa x Sarabi
Shenzi x Banzai (guilty pleasure)
Timon x OC (can be very cute at times)

Land Before Time

Littlefoot x Cera (I'm sorry, not a LF x Ali fan here...)
Ducky x Petrie (My very first OTP!)
Chomper x Ruby

Magic School Bus
DA x Carlos (tis love at first fight)
Arnold x Wanda (preferred to Arnold x Phoebe)
Keesha x Ralphie

Soul Eater
Death the Kid x Patty [Current OTP] (but I support Kid/Liz/Patty ot3 , too, but I don't really like Kid/Liz. It's ok though. I also really like Kid/Crona (female) Nothing against yaoi, but this boy /boy pairing doesn't suit me .Kid/Maka I simply can't put up with, sorry.)
Maka x Crona(male) (I support Soul/Maka just fine, I simply like this pairing more since it's cute and less mainstream)
Black*Star x Tsubaki (episode 11's doing)
Medusa x Stein (scientists unite! Mwahahahah!)
Marie x Stein ( 'cause it's cute. Lately thinking of a Medusa x Stein x Marie ot3)

Others:
Phantom(Erik) x Christine (Phantom of the Opera) [die Raoul! Not really...]
Elphaba x Fiyero (Wicked)
Nessa x Boq (Wicked)
Mr. Centipede x Miss Spider (James and the Giant Peach) [saw it coming waaaaay before when watching the movie]
Emily x Bonejangles (Corpse Bride) [Victor ain't good enough for our corpse bride]
Sakura x Syaoran (Cardcaptor Sakura/Tsubasa Chronicles) [CUUUUTENESS!!!!]

Wow. I have more than I thought.

I'm mainly going to write about Nightmare Before Christmas )(duh!), but I'll try to write others, too. Maybe some Soul Eater every now and then.
WARNING: Faves may be updated. Keep watch. Horror may grow or decrease, depending if I grow old or not. Keep watch. [Nat: Wait Horror what?]
{S.J.: You'll seeeee...}

5 minutes later...

Still keeping watch? Are you? ARE YOU?!?!?! (S.K: It's so loooong!!!!) [Nat: Prolonged words, yay. -insert math-]