Hi! My name is Sarah. I'm the real slim shady!{Well, maybe not. (-_-)}

Anything you should know about me-

LOVES-

I LOVE Eminem. You should too. He's awesome.

I like the Hunger Games. I like the House of night series too.

HATES-

Partial people. Hypocrites. Humorless people. Insulting people.
I mean come on! [Saying 'I notice you're a nerd' is like saying, 'Hey, I notice that you'd rather be intelligent than be stupid, that you'd rather be thoughtful than be vapid, that you believe that there are things that matter more than the arrest record of Lindsay Lohan. Why is that?' In fact, it seems to me that most contemporary insults are pretty lame. Even 'lame' is kind of lame. Saying 'You're lame' is like saying 'You walk with a limp.' Yeah, whatever, so does 50 Cent, and he's done all right for himself.]

AWESOME QUOTES-

"Love - a wildly misunderstood although highly desirable malfunction of the heart which weakens the brain, causes eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise and the lips to pucker"

"You have enemies? Good. That means you stood up for something." - Eminem

"Had a dream, I was king I woke up still king." - Eminem

"Humans have a knack of choosing precisely what is wrong for them." J. K. Rowling.

“Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.” - Albert Einstein

“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.”

“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.”

“I love mankind, it's people I can't stand.”

“Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.”

Thanks for reading! :)